Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnip
the one and only rogue of heart, accept no substitutes!
(to all my fellow feral beasts and fearsome hunters, what is the biggest thing you have caught?) Woof
:33 < one time i took down a cholerbear!! :33 < which, fur you earthlings n33ding a refurence point, is like a big grizzly but with chitinous armor plating!
:33< nyall efur snuggle in a big pile of warm blankets? :33< its some next level stuff i tell mew what
:33 < efurry day bayb33!!!
:33< im fur f33t tall i could climb meowst of mew and i will dont tempt meow
:33 < wait :33 < fur foot FLAT?? :33 < i know alternate unifurses are all about weird diffurences but i cannot be a full foot taller than you thats crazy!!
screw it!! smash or pass!! comment and i'll say which you get! #nsfw
:33 <
#nsfw on that note? reply for a smash or pass i guess!
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if you're related to me and you see my hornyposts.... um. no you don't!! #suggestive
:33 < i havent s33n shit!
what? no no we're good, i mean like relatives relatives.
:33 < oh right im dead or a bird or something in your timeline :33 < nefur mind!
:33 <hello. :33 i'm arcadianclaw now. i figured it was time for a change because "arseniccatnip" sounded a little too much like an adolescent who hissed at authority figures and played in dirt. admittedly, i still do the former! i still enjoy shipping, roleplay, charting interpersonal dynamics, and quietly observing people from elevated positions. some habits never really leave the litterbox. but i mainly live in i live in little befurus these days. lots of gr33nery. lots of tea. i volunt33r at an animal sanctuary and occasionally get dragged into tabletop campaigns by aranea. i am a ranger on earth c and spend time away in the woods months at a time! equius said this would be a good distraction. if you are kind, interesting, emotionally complicated, or involved in a disastrous romance, we will probably get along just fine. :33 please do not message me asking if i still sharpen my claws on furniture. the answer is yes. also, way less cat puns. turns out when you actually grow up, no one wants to decipher what you're saying!
:33 < absolute cowardice re:cat puns but i respect you anyway
:33 <yet, you didn't employ the obvious clawardice.
X(( < FUCK I DIDNT THINK OF THAT ONE *AC STARTS PUNCHING DRYWALL*
D --> Hm. Bad time to make my presence a bit more known, I suppose
:33 < its nefur a bad time to make your purresence known, eqi!
:33 < to those it may interest: :33 < i tried to graph out the local pawlycule situation but i dont know if its entirely legible? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66ce1e0abc9a.png
:33< a key wouldnt go amiss like what the dotted lines furses solid ones mean
:33 < basically the dotted lines mean dating, matespurrits, you know, regular stuff :33 < and the solid lines are fur the *really solidly committed* pairings, the ones we might clawnsider to be human married even if they havent actually done the ceremeowny fur it :33 < i would have loved to put in more detail but the only way to do that would be writing on the lines and thatd just make the whole darn thing unreadable
:33 < i like it!! me, jade, dave and karkitty would be nice...
sigh. i b0re again. an0ther r0und 0f music assignment t0 the willing. reply t0 this p0st t0 be assigned a track fr0m my c0llecti0n
:33 < me me me
:33 < M3333333333333333333333 :33 < a true classic i havent thought about in years! thank you fur the reminder!
:33< *ac p33ks her head out of her pile*
:33 < *ac baps you with a paw*
I miss my wives, they're in the other room right now I just miss them.
:33 < the yearning nefur stops
WOW! 1 FOUND 4N OLD PHOTO OF MY N3P3T4 4ND 1 WH3N W3 US3D TO B3 M4T3SPR1TS... OH YOUNG FLUSH3D.. THOS3 W3R3 TH3 CUT3ST T1M3S. LOOK 4T US, W3 W3R3 B4B13S. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/F330947D4F84.PNG #S3LF13
:33 < oh goodness look at that expurression! simply purrecious :oo < also wow you and your nepeta were matespurrits? thats cool!
H3H3H3!!! SH3 W4S PR3C1OUS TO M3, W3 3ND3D TH1NGS 4M1C4BLY! BUT 1 DO M1SS OUR R3L4T1ONSH1P. SH3 W4S 4 SW33TPUSH3R! >:]
:33 oh im glad it ended well! i know i would hate to lose my purrezi ofur a bad purreakup, and were not even dating!!
:33< i will meow efurry day
:33 < the hero we n33ded
#earthzmurdergame day sixteen https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9e854942e43.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86e85ee2ca95.png and that about wraps it up! kiiiinda wanna do another one with teams and/or giving more people items to start with, but i think for now, i'm gonna go play final fantasy.
I am still 6affled a69ut the Equius thing.