Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatnip
the one and only rogue of heart, accept no substitutes!
:33< nyall like cats?
D --> Comment on this post and I will provide you with a song I think suits you #equiustunes
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1b8z1h_rIs D --> Wild World - Cat Stevens
:33 < be pawnest, did you pick this one just beclaws of the singers name? :33 < a lovely little song though! thank you!
:33< could be me and karkitty but he playin X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51ac71e60211.png
:33 < k33p at it, girl! he cant resist your charms furefur!
round two of the semifinals! titties or kitties? its gandalf the gray versus felixarius the wizard-cat. please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg> <https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg>
round one of the semifinals! merlin versus the software wizard! vote below. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbqAs0QWAAYad9W.jpg>
:33 < i vote meowrlin :33 < solely fur the pun
:33< we are all familmewre with girls kissing :33< now get this next bit :33< catgirls kissing :33< with tongue!
:33 < my timeline doesnt have any other catgirls! :33 < unless you count pawxy :33 < hmmm i bet i could convince her to put on ears and a tail now i think about it
:33< pawxys looooove ears and a tail :33< mew gotta get outta mewre timeline break reality a bit :33< make out with othpurr catgirls in othpurr timelines :33< broaden mewre horizons
:33 < dave says the furth wall is furry fragile and we n33d to be careful about jumping realities
:33< make him wear the cat ears and tail then :33< and put him in a dress or whatefur would make him a girl in mewre eyes
:33< absomewt bullshit i nefur went godtier :33< total bullshit :33< i want cute fairywings!
:33 < i f33l this all the time :33 < even if pinks not really my color, the wings wouldve b33n amazing to have!
D --> I am so normal
:33 < efurry time i s33 one of my alts use a pun that hadn't occurred to me i get so mad i start punching drywall
:33< big fat cat tats :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw ish
round 4 of the wizard tournament and the last round before we enter the semifinals! felixarius the wizard-cat versus snorticus the elongated. its cats vs dogs! which of our furry friends will make it into the semifinals to face off against gandalf big naturals? please cast your votes. #wizard #wizardtournament https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/72c26a3f8cc5e2a90ad1a324520704bf/ffe6648a0e3d2ee7-29/s640x960/9415740f14c648cff5ae5673fbf6cf30714c42e5.jpg
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
are troll slime bed cocoon bath tub things actually comfortable? i feel like all of that slime would either feel absolutely awesome or completely awful.
:33 < so the thing is, its not about comfurt, its about sopurr slime repurressing the horrific nightmares we would otherwise expurrience on a nightly basis :33 < that said, ive honestly come to purrfur human beds! much easier to snuggle in
first round of the wizard tournament! merlin versus frieren! please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/frieren.png
