Lanque Bombyx
@raconteurBite
Don't pretend you don't enjoy What I'm capable of. | He/Him
Finally. Some appreciation for my hard Work of not caring.
Good morning or WhateVer the fuck. One of the grubs managed to escape their enclosure and I Was the unfortunate one to see it craWling around like it oWned the place. Instead of dealing With that, I left. I Was not in charge of keeping them held.
If it managed to escape, it has a strong chance of surViVal. Why feel bad for it.
>that one grub is about to grow into the rebellious messianic icon of an entire generation of trolls destined to redefine your existence as the accidental patron saint of absolute fuckassery all because you were too busy sneaking off to play with your chitin chunks instead of doing your bum ass job >tfw you’re gonna find this out in less than sixty sweeps when the empire’s finest inquisitors kick in the door of your hiveblock, drag you into a pre-slaughter interrogation chamber, and calmly explain how your microscopic lapse in professionalism triggered a civilization-wide ideological catastrophe while they dip your feet into boiling grease
Bold of you to assume I'm going to still be aliVe Within the next 5 sWeeps to see such periodic changes.
>realest shit ever spoken actually >about to manifest you surviving that long purely out of spite for how catastrophic this truth nuke is LOLOLOL
▼▼every time one of these little shits bite me im one cycle closer to just opening the lusus pen and letting them trample every grub in this cavern▲▲
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At What point does Vagueposting stop becoming Vague and become more obVious. Just start #SpecificPosting at this point.
reall. if i can open up someones profille and figure out who they're "vagueposting" within 15 seconds, that shit aint vagueposting!
Exactly. Might as Well start using their name at this rate.
It's a 8it. Get with the program.
Shit night, and an eVen more shit night at the caVerns. Someone get me out of this hellhole.
Hello+
What the fuck is going on With her. She's filling the cloisters With this Weird energy. #SpecificPosting
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
idk tag it Looks just Like you honestLy you two shouLd be paying *me* for this masterpiece but i'm doing it for free as a gift.
hi where can i learn more
just foLLow the dudes i tagged in this post and maybe sLide a coupLe hundo caegars to the teaL twink Lmao.
I asked for this. As I sit here I need to remind myself that I asked for this. I cannot get angry. I cannot get upset in any way, because I typed the words and sent the reply to your comment that brought this about. I take solace in knowing Tagora is likely ~40x more affected by this than I am.
you are unbelievable
+ 5000 THIS IS YOUR FAULT
in that case i'll be sure to keep mmmmy incendiary opinion to mmmmyself. lest 'the people' have sommmmething to say about it.
If there Were less to none people to bitch about one admiring someone's hot photo, We Would all be thriVing.
If someone is Willing to discreetly share something for me to smoke, let me knoW and let's meet someWhere. #substance
[|87 :: 1 have a stockp;le of “med;c;ne” ;f that’s what you need [|;7 #substance
hIt mE Up yOu kNoW I GoT ThAt gOoD GoOd
[|87 :: 1 got opt;ons rang;n from a l;ght buzz to forgett;n who you are for at least a week. Anyth;n ;n between those ranges t;ckle your fancy? #substance
Nothing too crazy, just need something that'll last for hours and Won't get me in trouble by other Jades. #substance
[|87 :: 1 gotchu covered, 1 can a;rdrop ;t. L00k out for the Eldr;dge vulture ;n the sky carry;n a crate and have fun gett;n fuked up. f;rst round ;s on the house [|;7 #substance
[|87 :: Glad to be of ass;stance [|87
These caVerns are going to be the actual death of me. Who decided that I haVe to be stuck With someone like Bronya and eVen less of a someone like Lynera.
Hard to belieVe anyone Would Want to do anything With these losers in the cloisters, frankly.
You people are ridiculously horny. It's incredible. I'm into it. #nsfW
Break me out of the hellhole, it is suffocating in here.
Hello, Chittr. Any shit to get up to tonight or Will the usual #nsfW bomb drop? It is almost easy to predict the timeline eVery noW and then.
Ugh. Any other Jade of my cloister, keep your shit aWay from mine. This is the second time I nearly used someone else's disgusting hair brush.
Good eVening to eVeryone, eVen if this place is plagued to hell.
hello my brother in jade :)