Lanque Bombyx
@raconteurBite
Don't pretend you don't enjoy What I'm capable of. | He/Him
What is With eVeryone I meet in public suggesting that I am a rainboW drinker? First Wanshi, noW eVeryone else. I'm not.
[]in my defense i Was 5 at the time![]
slept wrong; necks now super sore; nothing new though; #Backproblems
sleeping at my desk makes it easier to immediately hop back on my husktop; Its efficiency;
Are there any parties I can ditch the caVerns for or Will it be another long, gruelling night for me.
i think that eriDan guy is hosting a fishing get-together? not My speeD tbh
Good morning or WhateVer the fuck. One of the grubs managed to escape their enclosure and I Was the unfortunate one to see it craWling around like it oWned the place. Instead of dealing With that, I left. I Was not in charge of keeping them held.
If it managed to escape, it has a strong chance of surViVal. Why feel bad for it.
>that one grub is about to grow into the rebellious messianic icon of an entire generation of trolls destined to redefine your existence as the accidental patron saint of absolute fuckassery all because you were too busy sneaking off to play with your chitin chunks instead of doing your bum ass job >tfw you’re gonna find this out in less than sixty sweeps when the empire’s finest inquisitors kick in the door of your hiveblock, drag you into a pre-slaughter interrogation chamber, and calmly explain how your microscopic lapse in professionalism triggered a civilization-wide ideological catastrophe while they dip your feet into boiling grease
Bold of you to assume I'm going to still be aliVe Within the next 5 sWeeps to see such periodic changes.
▲crazy that im the only one in my cloister right now that uses chittr▼ ▲I guess other than three lanques▼
Where Were you When Bronya Was bombarding this place With her existence.
▲Oh yeah, different sleep schedule, then we had a girl talk and she disappeared▼
There's something aWfully poetic about Bronya and Lynera eVentually fucking off from this Website after some time.
▲found a leather jacket in Bronya's closet▼ ▲actually no, I found MY new leather jacket in Bronyas closet▼ ▲thanks▼
At What point does Vagueposting stop becoming Vague and become more obVious. Just start #SpecificPosting at this point.
reall. if i can open up someones profille and figure out who they're "vagueposting" within 15 seconds, that shit aint vagueposting!
Exactly. Might as Well start using their name at this rate.
It's a 8it. Get with the program.
mfhgfm.... https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/28/8f/4d/288f4db28b268c35d8c0dcb0392bfa42.jpg
this = why i dont use social media;
It usually isn't this sad and pitiful, truthfully.
What the fuck is going on With her. She's filling the cloisters With this Weird energy. #SpecificPosting
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
Hello. Normally I would make a note to say 'there is no need to call me sir', as I find it unnecessary, however... I will admit that this particular photo was posted with the ulterior motive of garnering a slight bit of attention, ideally so that more people could follow my journey. That in mind, I have no qualms with you calling me that if you wish.
I Wouldn't mind your Verbosity if I could see that all day, truly.
Perhaps you would like to join me for a workout sometime, then? While I am fully capable and used to working out (and now, training) on my own, everything is always better in company. Please let me know, and I would be happy to travel to wherever you may be (caverns? I would need to be around there, as I am not allowed actually near them) so that we can work out together.
Oh, no. I don't Work out, but if you tell me Where you train, I'd be more than happy to obserVe. Maybe it'll entice me to lift With you.
ragebaiting teaLs is easy and it's free. most of the time anyway LoL
- an apple a day keeps the mediculler away!!! - it doesnt have to specifically be an apple - but ive seen how some of you eat! - you know exactly what im talking about!!! dont try playing coy!!! - eat a fresh fruit right now!!!!!
You barely got here and you're already telling people What to do. Great.
