Good morning or WhateVer the fuck. One of the grubs managed to escape their enclosure and I Was the unfortunate one to see it craWling around like it oWned the place. Instead of dealing With that, I left. I Was not in charge of keeping them held.
>that one grub is about to grow into the rebellious messianic icon of an entire generation of trolls destined to redefine your existence as the accidental patron saint of absolute fuckassery all because you were too busy sneaking off to play with your chitin chunks instead of doing your bum ass job
>tfw you’re gonna find this out in less than sixty sweeps when the empire’s finest inquisitors kick in the door of your hiveblock, drag you into a pre-slaughter interrogation chamber, and calmly explain how your microscopic lapse in professionalism triggered a civilization-wide ideological catastrophe while they dip your feet into boiling grease