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Happy Jade Blood appreciate day. Please thank your local Jade blood for all their hard work in the brooding caverns!
#poem #poetry #quote #gore "her eyes have feasted on the dead, and small and shapely is her head, and dark and small her mouth," they said, "and beautiful to kiss; her mouth is sinister and red as blood in moonslight is." then poets forgot their jeweled words and cut the sky with glittering swords; and innocent souls turned carrion birds to perch upon the dead. - the rainbowdrinker by troll conrad aiken
▼▼every time one of these little shits bite me im one cycle closer to just opening the lusus pen and letting them trample every grub in this cavern▲▲
▲not like she has the orbs to actually wear it after all▼ ▲bet its elwurds and she never gave it back▼
reall. if i can open up someones profille and figure out who they're "vagueposting" within 15 seconds, that shit aint vagueposting!
As a humorous addition to my use of numbers there and a personal dig at myself, I am typically unable to use the first two numbers in numeric form, as I took it upon myself to code my personal devices into automatically defaulting one and two into ¹ and ² written in superscript. This applies even amidst other numbers: 56487¹7768². As a result, I could not update the dashboard on my human compendium progress until the number of pages for each section no longer included either of those numbers. You may believe the solution to this is to simply reverse it, however, it comes in handy much more often than it acts as a hindrance.
only posting thiss in the dead of night so anyone who doesnt get to see it later is missing out. >X3 a bit of a thirst trap i guess!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b6d322ae8b0.png
this = why i dont use social media;
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need to rewatch troLL jennifer's body again at some point. weird eviL women save me. save me weird eviL women...
"rotten corpse, decaying and vile, tell me this; can you feel?" through cracked bones, with shredded flesh, i savor the touch. #nsfwe #gore #poem #poetry #originalpoem
Although that will provide me with no true benefit, you do seem genuinely interested in observing me - and if it could convince you to begin lifting as well, even if there is a chance, I believe it is worth it. I will always advocate for more trolls participating in the betterment of their physical health.
Perhaps you would like to join me for a workout sometime, then? While I am fully capable and used to working out (and now, training) on my own, everything is always better in company. Please let me know, and I would be happy to travel to wherever you may be (caverns? I would need to be around there, as I am not allowed actually near them) so that we can work out together.
right? Like this wouLdn't keep happening if you didn't keep getting your buLge in a twist about it Lmaoooo
ragebaiting teaLs is easy and it's free. most of the time anyway LoL
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Oh, VERY good. Don't you fret. ::::)
Hello. Normally I would make a note to say 'there is no need to call me sir', as I find it unnecessary, however... I will admit that this particular photo was posted with the ulterior motive of garnering a slight bit of attention, ideally so that more people could follow my journey. That in mind, I have no qualms with you calling me that if you wish.
https://i.postimg.cc/JnFmNTPm/Untitled²³7-²0²604¹0²²³5¹².png The temporary trainer I am working with kindly took this photo for me to commemorate a first successful session. We went over the basics, and I am excited to find a full-time trainer to go over more complicated lessons. ( #nsfw just to be safe, again. )
https://i.postimg.cc/pLhbPXLc/Untitled²³6-²0²604¹0¹844³6.png I will keep this post brief as to not overshadow the image. I am still hard at work - but any feedback on my form, information on trainers, or comments otherwise would be greatly appreciated. ( #nsfw ? Perhaps, for my bare-naked upper body. )
...I see that I underestimated the level of interest there would be in watching me and another (perhaps more? One cannot know their limits until they reach them¹) engaged in raw, less-than-fully clothed fisticuffs. Uncouth, yes, but I have been enlightened as to the appeal even further now. I do not know who my opponent(s) would be, though I do have a contender who has already volunteered themself and am excited for our potential match-up. In the meantime, I will study, begin learning how one might appropriately train, and do just that. ¹ Xigisi, Galekh. pp. 455., "A Miscellaneous Collection of Quotes, Expressions, and Dialogues Otherwise Necessary"
[|87 :: 1 gotchu covered, 1 can a;rdrop ;t. L00k out for the Eldr;dge vulture ;n the sky carry;n a crate and have fun gett;n fuked up. f;rst round ;s on the house [|;7 #substance
hIt mE Up yOu kNoW I GoT ThAt gOoD GoOd
[|87 :: 1 have a stockp;le of “med;c;ne” ;f that’s what you need [|;7 #substance
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
didn't realized i passed 1,200 kults on here so maybe ill do sumn to celebrate ;) #suggestive
shoutout to hung bi men #nsfw
If these caVerns Weren't staffed by a bunch if neurotic bitches that account for eVery minute of my day, none of you Would be safe from the nuclear-grade selfies I'd be dropping in that hopbeast outfit. #nsfW #? #ThisIsAThreat
lil request ;) #nsfw [The photo is taken in the shower, him soapy and wet, with his hand on his dick. He has it pulled up slightly to show off his piercings, one leg on the edge of the tub to give a nicer view.]
[[ I'm glad ya'll like my older Bronya design!! She's in her Alternia's nun attire. :3c ]]
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
hello my brother in jade :)
...I admit, when my friend suggested I make this account, I was not warned alongside the suggestion that the posts would teeter so often beyond the line of appropriate and inappropriate¹. Not that I am any authority to begrudge someone their vices, and even if I was I would have no reason to enforce that - I'm simply surprised, in a 'it would have been nice to be warned' sort of way. That being said, please do carry on judgement-free with whatever it is you want to post. ¹Also, what are yaoi and yuri?
<:- I Am Śtarting To Think That Śigning Up For Chittr Waś A Miśtakè. -:>
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw