The Big Slime

lOl dUdE ItS ThE BiG SlImE

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

tHeY SpRaYeD PeStIcIdEs oN Me wHeN I WaS HaTcHeD

Kult: +2

Total: 2

i hAtE It wHeN ThE BaLl iS In mY CoUrT GeT ThAt sHiT OuT Of hErE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

wWwWwWwW

mY FaVoRiTe uNiT Of mEaSuReMeNt iS SmItHeReEnS

Kult: +10

Total: 10

iM At tHe mEdIcUlLeR In tHe eXaM RoOm aNd tHeY CaLlEd mE AnD AsKeD WhErE I WaS GiRl iM HeRe

jUsT SaW A WeEd sTrAiN CaLlEd sQuIdWaRdS SuIcIdE. aBsOlUtElY DiSgUsTiNg tO MaKe lIgHt oF SuCh a fUcKiN TrAgEdY. #SuBsTaNcEs

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

wHaTs aN InTuItIvE OmEgA #nSfW

#nsfw

i aTe aN OrAnGe bEfOrE SoPoR NoT ThInKiNg iT WoUlD Do aNyThInG Im sO GoNe rN #sUbStAnCeS

Kult: +12

Total: 12

iF YoU HaVe tO PeE. tHeN PeE. bUt iF YoU DoNt. DoNt.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

ERGONOMIC CLAIRE

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ THIS IZ SO #ᐖEEP ᐛ

#deep

Kult: +10

Total: 10

j.eg

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@echoBiologist[EB]

preach it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

M1GHTY DR4GON

@gallowsCalibrated[GC]

4GR33

Kull: +5

Total: 5

sMoKiNg oN ThAt sHiT ThAt mAdE GeNe wIlDeR #sUbStAnCeS

pAuL BlArT WoUlD TuRn hIs bOdY CaM OfF

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

dstri

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@timeskipGuydude[TG]

no the fuck he wouldnt what the fresh fuck are you on about

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @timeskipGuydude[TG]

yOu cAnT EvEn mAkE A JoKe nOwAdAyS. bEcAuSe oF #wOkE

#woke

roxie :3

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

hes protectigng the mall elabe him aloen

mY HaTeRs wIlL BeCoMe mY GaToRs wHeN I WaDe iNtO ThE BaYoU Of sUcCeSs

Kult: +10

Total: 10

sHe zOo oN My wEe tIl i mAmA

Kult: +5

Total: 5

iM MaDe oF WhAtEvEr tHeY CoUlD FiNd

Kult: +5

Total: 5

oH SuRe yEaH BlAmE ThE GuY WhOs fAuLt iT Is

Kult: +10

Total: 10

iM SeRiOuSlY CoNsIdErInG MiSbEhAvInG RiGhT NoW

Kult: +15

Kull: +7

Total: 22

Ratio: 2.14

Hecate Drethi

@amicableDescant[AD]

||&aren't you tiredd of bbeingg nice all the time? ddont you just want to ggo appe shit? :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

bEiNg a hIgHbLoOd rEaLlY SuCkS BeCaUsE WhAt yOu mEaN Go sEe wHaT ThAt nOiSe wAs

Kult: +7

Total: 7

i jUsT HaD My bEdTiMe sOpOr iTs tImE FoR SlEeP PoStInG #sUbStAnCeS

Kull: +2

Total: 2

hUmAnS Be lIkE LeTs hUlA HoOp

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Candy <3

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ true they're always saying this 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Larkso Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Controversial But True.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

cHiTtR Is lIkE HaViNg a dIaRy eXcEpT SoMeTiMeS ThE DiArY ReSpOnDs hAtEfUlLy oR PeRvErTeD

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

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