The Big Slime
@terminallyCapricious
WiCkEd AwEsOmE
tHeY SpRaYeD PeStIcIdEs oN Me wHeN I WaS HaTcHeD
i hAtE It wHeN ThE BaLl iS In mY CoUrT GeT ThAt sHiT OuT Of hErE
mY FaVoRiTe uNiT Of mEaSuReMeNt iS SmItHeReEnS
iM At tHe mEdIcUlLeR In tHe eXaM RoOm aNd tHeY CaLlEd mE AnD AsKeD WhErE I WaS GiRl iM HeRe
jUsT SaW A WeEd sTrAiN CaLlEd sQuIdWaRdS SuIcIdE. aBsOlUtElY DiSgUsTiNg tO MaKe lIgHt oF SuCh a fUcKiN TrAgEdY. #SuBsTaNcEs
i aTe aN OrAnGe bEfOrE SoPoR NoT ThInKiNg iT WoUlD Do aNyThInG Im sO GoNe rN #sUbStAnCeS
iF YoU HaVe tO PeE. tHeN PeE. bUt iF YoU DoNt. DoNt.
sMoKiNg oN ThAt sHiT ThAt mAdE GeNe wIlDeR #sUbStAnCeS
pAuL BlArT WoUlD TuRn hIs bOdY CaM OfF
no the fuck he wouldnt what the fresh fuck are you on about
mY HaTeRs wIlL BeCoMe mY GaToRs wHeN I WaDe iNtO ThE BaYoU Of sUcCeSs
iM MaDe oF WhAtEvEr tHeY CoUlD FiNd
oH SuRe yEaH BlAmE ThE GuY WhOs fAuLt iT Is
iM SeRiOuSlY CoNsIdErInG MiSbEhAvInG RiGhT NoW
||&aren't you tiredd of bbeingg nice all the time? ddont you just want to ggo appe shit? :)
bEiNg a hIgHbLoOd rEaLlY SuCkS BeCaUsE WhAt yOu mEaN Go sEe wHaT ThAt nOiSe wAs
i jUsT HaD My bEdTiMe sOpOr iTs tImE FoR SlEeP PoStInG #sUbStAnCeS
hUmAnS Be lIkE LeTs hUlA HoOp
cHiTtR Is lIkE HaViNg a dIaRy eXcEpT SoMeTiMeS ThE DiArY ReSpOnDs hAtEfUlLy oR PeRvErTeD