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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

get in line

Blood: RustKult Score: 266Kull Score: 3213 followers 2 following

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Me And My Three Drinks- One For Pleasure, One For Energy, And One For Hydration.

Kult: +20

Kull: +7

Total: 27

Ratio: 2.86

@turntechhGodd[TG]

apple juice

@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> I hate this website's inability to allow me to send more than 16,000 characters in a single message. I have a lot of opinions.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@turntechhGodd[TG]

i soubt you need to pist that mang of ghem all at once

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@aRquiusprite[AR]

◥▶◀◤ —> Holy Fire, Dave. Did your keyboard break? They are long opinions.

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

bout as lonf as mydick

@pulsarBewitchment[PB]

hello chittr! do any of you like the stars? ⋆˙⟡

Kult: +50

Kull: +15

Total: 65

Ratio: 3.33

@turntechhGodd[TG]

which ones

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@pulsarBewitchment[PB]

i Would say all of theM but i'M curious to knoW - is there one in particular you're debating?

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

the lne above my buidlding is pretty fickkng lame

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Gabriel Brinner

@cynicismSells[CS]

Somebody NEEDS to pail my brother. He is so desperate. @warioepicFan

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@turntechhGodd[TG]

this is patjetic

@turntechhGodd[TG]

who the shit pscks weed ihto browjies and leaves them OUT for unsuspecting passersby wil just wantba sweet treat #substance i thiknk ugh

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@astralVoyager[AV]

just gott∆ hope the rumors were f∆lse

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

if i believeenoggh

your boy d stri

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

you fell for the trap dawg theres no way that wasnt at least a little on purpose

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

im gonna bhrn his stash

Kult: +2

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

iforhot what i wad thinking anout i think im hknna lay dkwn now holy shit

Kult: +17

Kull: +12

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.42

Puppy 🐕‍🦺🐾 [He/H¡m]

@tactileSuitor[TS]

>> Dr¡nk some water Dave

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

my mouth tadtes like ass

@turntechhGodd[TG]

next person go het phylisipophical ob me and post some craxy shit i'm gojng to cause uiu problemd

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

@tipsterGullible[TG]

dave dave daaaaaave guss what

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

what

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@tipsterGullible[TG]

I have a unicorn now

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

what does fjis even mean

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@tipsterGullible[TG]

it means i hae a fucking uniconr. a horse wuth a horn

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

what yhe fuck you goddamn liar dont plyay

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Eridan “Unchained” Ampora

@cesarianAqueduct[CA]

my egos like a stomach it keeps

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@turntechhGodd[TG]

i'll wait

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

How may I what your ever?

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@turntechhGodd[TG]

what

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

I usually make a post about shaping realities around this time but I wasn't quite feeling it

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

what hefixk

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechhGodd[TG]

if i accidentally hated uour chit im srry ny page refreshed imrtweaju

Kult: +27

Kull: +22

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.23

@tipsterGullible[TG]

is it kicking in, dave?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

my fuckibngod

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@tipsterGullible[TG]

do you need a trip sitter? should I call one of your friends? /gen

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

i'm GOOD i'm fine k dont need to be babtsat ILL LIBR

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IF PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING NOT TALK TO THEIR GRUBS LIKE THEY'RE PETS WITH THAT SQUEAKY PET VOICE, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLURRING YOUR WORDS LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK TOWARDS A TINY HUMAN? TALK LIKE A PERSON.

Kult: +37

Kull: +15

Total: 52

Ratio: 2.47

@turntechhGodd[TG]

"yo wsg lil buddy dap me up blud"

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M SERIOUS. HUMANS NEED TO TALK LIKE THEY ARE OTHER HUMANS. NOT FAKE. USE REAL WORDS, NOT THAT FUCKING UWU VOICE. "GWAMMA BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH."

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

imm serikous goo man this is how humans talk

@turntechhGodd[TG]

my bro left some brownies on the counter. they taste kinda gross. tf

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@canineConnection[CC]

Omg How Many Did You Eat??!!!!

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@turntechhGodd[TG]

only like THREE they were too fucking gross but i was HUNGRY okay

Kult: +2

Total: 2