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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

i like to piss people off for fun. my life is too short to give a fuck

Blood: RustKult Score: 1451Kull Score: 238219 followers10 following
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 months ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< dude check it out :33< *the mighty huntress holds out a box full of wires*

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

did you rob a corporate office or smth jfc

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

he called me his dog??? whose autistic ass thinks this is flirting ???

Kult: +25
Kull: +30
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.83
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Jandis Borgoe
2 months ago
@friendQuestion[FQ]

>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

i'm adding my ability to decipher your chitt to my resume

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Jandis Borgoe
2 months ago
@friendQuestion[FQ]

>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Jandis Borgoe
2 months ago
@friendQuestion[FQ]

>FQ *^*^_>oh yuour al.owed to feel mroe than o neemetion on here ! ui undersdtnad : )

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

this guy just foujd out about complex emotions . i feel a LOT of them

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

ive made strawberry cake . go ahead im waiting to be congratulated

Kult: +55
Kull: +55
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.00
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 months ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< *the mighty huntress claps* :33< mew did it!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

thank you. your praise is acknowledged

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Rose Belvedere Lalonde
2 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Congratulations. Send me some.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

ok but i'm writing a mean message in icing on your slice

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Rose Belvedere Lalonde
2 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

What did I do to deserve that?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

i'm losing a slice of cake to you this is reason enough..

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Rose Belvedere Lalonde
2 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

If you don't want to send me some, that's fine too.

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

NO i'll send you some itll judg have mean messages written in frosting

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June Egbert
2 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

save me a slice!

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

we'll see..

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

god give me patience because ifnyou give me strength im drinking this entire bowl of cake batter

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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Thiamy Diener
2 months ago
@analyticalHemophiliac[AH]

|--[ yOu Better hAve An emergency numBer At the reAdy fOr the impending stOmAch trOuBles yOu'll get. ]-->

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

it's fine i'm hashtag tuff

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Burais Karleh?
2 months ago
@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<theres my little pony porn on wikipedia btw can someone round up the dirks i think they need to know about this

Kult: +19
Kull: +30
Total: 49
Ratio: 0.63
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

what were YOU doing on my little pony wikipedia.

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Burais Karleh?
2 months ago
@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<i live in wikipedias walls i love finding bullshit images. theyve got toxic age gap yuri on here. theyve got futa porn. i know wikipe-tans fetishes.

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

this does NOT change my view of you

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 months ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< i love peopurr who suuuuuck :33

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

self love is pretty cool

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Rose Belvedere Lalonde
2 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

https://media.tenor.com/Vl9m_3YnG-kAAAAM/boo-luality.gif

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

pov crouton guy

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Strifer
2 months ago
@turntechGodhead[TG]

420 what you smoking I got Berry punch #substance

#substance
Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

a roll of ur mom

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The Strifer
2 months ago
@turntechGodhead[TG]

I'm plowing your mom

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

uhold ln if we're th same person then thats

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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David
2 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

They should invent spiralling that is good for you and fixes all your problems.

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

could be you just try harder

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

eats all the marshmallows out of ur cereal

Kult: +20
Kull: +25
Total: 45
Ratio: 0.80
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kayak !!!
2 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ its okay !! ! :-)_☺]=-

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des
2 months ago
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
transgender
love yourself
@turntechGodbird[TG]

fucker

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

is it all sundhines and rainbo w on ur sid of the unicersd

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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

fukck her i barely know her #nsfw joke

#nsfw
Kull: +5
Total: 5
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

i fucking saw something i shouldnt have oh my god

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

should i stop taking drugs or do i 180 and take enough to give me amnesia

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Karama Golthi
2 months ago
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
transgender
love yourself
bisexual
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Censored!
Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< lOOp sO far arOuNd tHe wHeel yOu 4get >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

right. i'll do lines

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Jane Crocker
2 months ago
Verified
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ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Trying to pinpoint my insecurities by highlighting CURRENT failings will not give you a foothold on my nerves. You simply have to know how mortifying I was to be around in 2011. You want to antagonize me? I suggest you find my quasi-twee epic bacons graphic tee teenage polyvores!

Kult: +69
Kull: +51
Total: 120
Ratio: 1.35
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

foothold

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Jane Crocker
2 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
ALPHA EXECUTIVE
A badge for the true cutthroat businesswoman.
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

How was that your takeaway.

Kult: +16
Kull: +12
Total: 28
Ratio: 1.33
↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]
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dave, probably
2 months ago
@turntechhGodd[TG]

foot 🦶

Kult: +5
Total: 5