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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

i like to piss people off for fun. my life is too short to give a fuck

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< dude check it out :33< *the mighty huntress holds out a box full of wires*

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
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did you rob a corporate office or smth jfc

he called me his dog??? whose autistic ass thinks this is flirting ???

Kult: +25
Kull: +30
Total: 55
Ratio: 0.83

>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
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i'm adding my ability to decipher your chitt to my resume

>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need

Kult: +7
Total: 7

>FQ *^*^_>oh yuour al.owed to feel mroe than o neemetion on here ! ui undersdtnad : )

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this guy just foujd out about complex emotions . i feel a LOT of them

ive made strawberry cake . go ahead im waiting to be congratulated

Kult: +55
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Total: 110
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< *the mighty huntress claps* :33< mew did it!

Kult: +5
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

thank you. your praise is acknowledged

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Congratulations. Send me some.

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ok but i'm writing a mean message in icing on your slice

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What did I do to deserve that?

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i'm losing a slice of cake to you this is reason enough..

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

If you don't want to send me some, that's fine too.

NO i'll send you some itll judg have mean messages written in frosting

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@ghostyTrickster[GT]

save me a slice!

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we'll see..

god give me patience because ifnyou give me strength im drinking this entire bowl of cake batter

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|--[ yOu Better hAve An emergency numBer At the reAdy fOr the impending stOmAch trOuBles yOu'll get. ]-->

it's fine i'm hashtag tuff

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<theres my little pony porn on wikipedia btw can someone round up the dirks i think they need to know about this

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what were YOU doing on my little pony wikipedia.

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<i live in wikipedias walls i love finding bullshit images. theyve got toxic age gap yuri on here. theyve got futa porn. i know wikipe-tans fetishes.

this does NOT change my view of you

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< i love peopurr who suuuuuck :33

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self love is pretty cool

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

https://media.tenor.com/Vl9m_3YnG-kAAAAM/boo-luality.gif

Kult: +10
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Total: 15
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pov crouton guy

Kult: +5
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420 what you smoking I got Berry punch #substance

Kult: +15
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a roll of ur mom

I'm plowing your mom

uhold ln if we're th same person then thats

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

They should invent spiralling that is good for you and fixes all your problems.

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could be you just try harder

eats all the marshmallows out of ur cereal

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-=[ its okay !! ! :-)_☺]=-

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

fucker

is it all sundhines and rainbo w on ur sid of the unicersd

fukck her i barely know her #nsfw joke

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i fucking saw something i shouldnt have oh my god

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should i stop taking drugs or do i 180 and take enough to give me amnesia

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c< lOOp sO far arOuNd tHe wHeel yOu 4get >c

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@megaloMemes[MM]

right. i'll do lines

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Trying to pinpoint my insecurities by highlighting CURRENT failings will not give you a foothold on my nerves. You simply have to know how mortifying I was to be around in 2011. You want to antagonize me? I suggest you find my quasi-twee epic bacons graphic tee teenage polyvores!

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How was that your takeaway.

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foot 🦶

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