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:33< yeah dont tell anyaone snitches get stitches
>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need
>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive
save me a slice!
Congratulations. Send me some.
:33< *the mighty huntress claps* :33< mew did it!
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K--<okay man well im the one who has seen wikipe-tan adult version naked so
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/doodles2.png hope you dont mind me sayin youre pretty cute ]
c< gOOd plaN >c
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! ⁀people⁀on⁀here⁀are⁀so⁀nice! i⁀am⁀so⁀hoppy⁀to⁀be⁀here!
I'M. NOT SURE HOW MUCH THAT WILL HELP? but thanks i think
c< lOOp sO far arOuNd tHe wHeel yOu 4get >c
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა also. i⁀am⁀not⁀a⁀goat. im⁀the⁀bunny! hello!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა that⁀is⁀not⁀my⁀name! but⁀thank⁀you⁀for⁀trying!
thanks dave!!! miss you!!!!! <3
anyway sharp as fuck talons are cool for things like preening and other shit i wont get into on this post but theyre scary as hell when it comes to holding a whole human baby
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/doodles1.png sure whatever ]
oh its fine, im not going to do anything like that to you again!!
i don't actually like sweets much / i prefer spicy food
;; t-there'§ §o much blood oh gogd it'§ e-everywhere UEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧eeUEE😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭 E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee WHHY ARE PURPLEBLOOD LU§CII §O ANGRY AND §CARY HHHH HH HHHHHH HHH WEHYEHHHHHH #violence ;;
B33 < *tc rolls a fat blunt of catnip and 4/20 blazes that shit* happy 4/20!! #substance
i forever thank my luck that i actually can do chores. my place is looking tidier already!
K--<the follow button is awesome because we all just browse the everything feed anyway its literally just a "i respect this user" button
K--<another 50 hour work week for you, then?
If I were the sort of person that felt embarrassment, I'd have to delete my chittr account based off of that mistake.
>•★ok but that idea is kinda silly,,,you gotta catch them all and fill up the striderdex or smthn★•<
K--<its cool how they let stupid people on here too
BuH https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPax3tlVgAMHG92.jpg
if you werent joking i wouldnt. but now? perish.
I ALWAYS TOLD MYSELF THE DAY I’M TROLLED BY A TROLL IS THE DAY I BLOW MY SHIT SMOOTH OFF. AND THAT DAY IS TODAY. #SELFHARM I GUESS?
GOOD 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SHOOT TO KILL!
[|87 :: W;ll do!
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Perks of the job. Also, it's not a threat, it's a promise.
fuck my stupid sprite life
Did i just accidentally ruin soomeoone's relatioonship
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
The Sweltering Sun of the Sunshine State Sucks.
@barackObama Mr. President, we have to look at why the prices for food and drinks in these theme parks is so high. It's inhumane what they're doing here.
Just found out that 6 x 6 = 36. life is good.
Liike those siilly romance novells that my siilly olliivebllood friiend makes. IIf the Uniited States and the Soviiets diid a biit more kiissiing, they coulld have had a human on the moon sooner!! Teehee =:D
Bwuh. https://i.imgur.com/eCIn7Xz.png
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April the 19th 1941, "Oh believe I will," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
II had a breakfast pastry wiith some eggs. Fiiniished wiith a jam-fiilled strudell and some tea. =:D
this = why i dont use social media;
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chrII2t on a fuckIIn bIIke VVhere2 the damn ganderbulb bleach.
Dude You Have Way Bigger Shit To Worry About Pretty Sure Youre Getting Arrested
>+. I COME OUT OF MY TORTURE BASEMENT TO *THIS*??? .+<
I was going to ask if he was okay. Then I reallized I do not care.
Okay what the hell was even that.
We really do+n't need to+ say #dashwatching. We are all talking abo+ut the same guy.
Did someone lobotomize Cronus or something?
ha word on being exhausted
Probably for the best.
I am still looking for someone to fill the role of Attorney General, by the way.
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/1 https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/2 https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/3 https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/4 Sweets made, delicious dense cake balls topped with sugar pearl sprinkles and/or coconut~
☆ I stand by what I said before chittr went down☆
The fact that this website functions smoothly now somehow feels wrong. Like the idea that this place is normal and without issue is a great deception about the true nature of its users and contents.
I legalized Gay marriage twice. I am not opposed to homosexual behavior.
,,i am curious about the incest as i keep seeing people mention it,, ,,im not against incest but it feels like there is a joke im missing considering the posts i see,, ,,#nsfw,,
I'm happy Chittr went down when it did. I was likely to say something homosexual in nature.
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does anyone else hear that
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☆ before chittr goes down, I just wanna say. Some of yall deserve to be exeKuted☆
if you die whiLLe chittr is down you die in reaLL LLife
the site cant go down, not while the trollbama x jeff arc is about to start
Oh I wasn’t pretending. Men are very attractive. Have you seen them recently?
I have a #confession: I value each and every one of my constituents, even the ones I do not like.
anybody wanna drop a "wait" right before the site goes down so it hits like a character death?
BEFORE WE ALL DIE I JUST WANTED TO REMIND MYSELF. I HATE MY JOB. I HATE MOST OF YOU ESPECIALLY GOLDS AND VIOLETS. SOME OF YOU HUMANS ARE ALRIGHT I GUESS. #NEWSTONOBODY #WHOWOULDOFTHOUGHT
I don't like mint very much. #confession
since we're about to die i gotta confess that i do actually say 'im in' when i hack stuff and yeah its a little embarrassing every time
IIm cullIIn my2elf II 2houlda gone for the IIce cream and IIn2tead cho2e to gIIve IInto temptatIIon lIIke 2ome kIInda bIIblIIcal moron.
I would like to make my stance on this topic extremely clear. I hold Miss Rose Lalonde and all of her variants in extremely high regard. I believe my esteemed cabinet, which I personally asked two of her alternate selves to be members of, speaks for itself in that regard. Miss Rose Lalonde is an extremely intelligent and capable individual. She is also an adult. Mr. Strider’s celebrity status comes with its own unique set of circumstances (and team of lawyers). I strongly advise leaving Miss Lalonde out of these slanderous posts.
thank god i live in timeline where society is taking its first baby steps still and we dont have a use for things like celebrity gossip yet not a nightmare i am looking forward to in however many centuries
Harold, don’t make me call your mother. I know you’re just an intern, but I cannot overlook your blatant misogyny.
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ crue1 and unjuડt #bu11y¡ng
tht can be arranged
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
>> umm?? ¡f you do then where ¡ડ your proof ?? ? yeah, that'ડ what ¡ thought
The ol' Sleuth Diplomacy™ is murder on the shoulders so I feel ya there.
TAKING UP THE WHOLEEE 'BED' COUCH TIME FUCKER @SPADESNINETEENFORTYONE
errbody bbygrl 2 me cept #myrosie (bc thas #myrosie duh) nd bbythyz or bbybyz (i jst assume erry1z a bbygrl on da innnerwebs)
ZOMG NO i use all da buttons n spam react cuz theres not enuff WUV U buttons ): dey got me MAD NERFD bbygrl its cray
He is easily identifiable; this individual was not.
To whomever sent an unsolicited, sexual image address to the Gray House, please seek medical attention immediately. It should not look like that.
Central Florida.
I'll forgive you for this, just because you're you.
You'll find the entire family tree's genealogy can be traced back into the annals of literacy as far back as there have been words. Yours is an unusual branch. A crook where lightning once struck and never quite healed back over. I am no armchair therapist, much too licensed and accredited for that sort of thing, but I surmise it may be tacitly linked to the occasional overindulgence of skidding facefirst trip down the stairs. In spite of ceaselessly issued advanced warnings.
My milkshake brings all the [ungendered term] to the yard. https://i.imgur.com/VcEaxdf.png
now i aint sayin i snuck out of rehab again im just sayin sometimes youre on a leisurely stroll with the group and you just so happen to find a fence that aint high enough to hold back a fuckin g on a mission
Summarily noted course of action.
Recently received a private correspondence complaining about my tendency to "necro" old threads when someone follows me or comments under one of my posts. Don't bury them so close to the surface? I'm sorry your bodies buried are so easily accessed. And freshly preserved. And ripe for bone harvesting. Weirdo.
Believe me, this much is absolutely unmistakably transparent.
I do not understand this crude pale miscreant of an imitation's selfcestuous fascination with you. It seems perturbingly unhinged.
Without question. Not that it was much of a fight.
everyone loves my multimedia posts on this not so multimedia site
hey watch this dave?bot: !restart
Someone 8r8k that fucking clock already.
I would like to apologize to the website known as Chittr.ing as well as its users. It seems while I was unable to view my images, you all could view them just fine. I am glad to hear that, even if it did cause slight pain on my end, you all were able to witness my excellent Pokémon team.
Stop liking that Chit. I think Chittr heard me call it Shittr and has ceased allowing me to post images. What a cruel fate.
This is my favorite team. I appreciate the different abilities of each Pokémon. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20poketeam.png
... Sure?
Had my first proper night of sleep last night and it was on a pull out cot. A pot of coffee made by a friend tastes better than anything I've had elsewhere. I even woke up with a couple cats on top of me. This can only be a good start to my day.
DO3S 4NYON3 W4NN4 S33 MY 4N1M4L J4M 4N1M4L
I will admit, my favorite post on this platform was when someone stated "Chittr? More like Shittr." I have been thinking about it for multiple days now. I am not sure why I find it so amusing, but I most certainly do. More like Shittr. Haha!
Have you done Wordle today? That'll eat up a little time.
I like this one. https://i.postimg.cc/P5qS9vdf/250px-0196Espeon.png
You're such a cool awesome avoidant dude suffering from hypomania, Dave.
I got up early, took a shower, did my laundry, ate breakfast... Why, I could nearly pass as functional.
,,some have the emotional depth of a slip and slide,,
unfortunately "woah we are both fucked in the head wanna make out" works and will continue to work on me
fuck land im on a boat motherfucker (motherfucker) fuck trees i climb buoys motherfucker (motherfucker) im on the deck with my boys motherfucker (ayy) this boat engine make noise motherfucker hey ma if u could see me now (see me now) arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) #LyricsPosting #Lyrics #EmotionalLyrics #PostBetrayalVibes #:(
Rest well.
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As Queen of New York, I hereby ban all Felt Activity within. If you see a member of the Felt, it is your duty as a citizen of New York to drag them to me.
Forgot about this for a short while. Um, shout out lesbians?
For those of you without lusii or fathers, I would like to extend an offer to fill that role for you. This also extends to those of you with lackluster or subpar lusii or fathers. To my fellow trolls: I bring you a carcass I hunted for meat, and the indecipherable shrieks we are all so accustomed to understand as the tone of profound pity reserved for only the youngest and smallest of us. To my human children, I offer you a firm pat on the back, and an inquiry on if you would like to play catch before dinner. Perhaps even a statement of pride in your success and tenacity to make it as far as you have.
T3RR1FY1NG!
Yes, I would.
yanKed my Zhit clean off Zo good it cured my exhauZtion debuff #nZfw
thanks i gotta LLive up to my castes reputation cuz none of the actuaLL cLLowns here are funny
sometimes you hear about someone eLLses ghost probLLem being so bad youre LLike fuck dude you dont need a medium you need a LLarge
I hope you mean yourself, due to my following of you. It is always important to have a positive mindset towards yourself.
You fucking wish this was true lol. I am so loved it's kind of sickening.
currentlly writing Tavros' eullogy
It's very, very good. Very, very cheap.
hold yo breaths they in negotiations
Now, wait. Let's just hear her out. #dashwatching
⋙ Oh dear.. They d⏱?! Agh, I must rewrite my studies n⏱w! Thank y⏱u f⏱r y⏱ur kn⏱wledge!!!!...🖉
⇀ https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/a1/dc/aca1dc21582be34758f84daa6fff5c70.jpg
Biden, please ensure all my constituents are tucked in and receive a kiss to the forehead if they so desire one. Send it.
(( guy who beats himself up over every perceived social blunder btw sharing more of my arttttt (tho obv referenced from the comic) https://64.media.tumblr.com/7107f48db7e18d6c8616bfc8dcef11c9/648100b36cd2bc00-8b/s1280x1920/2d138a5640226042c50eff3f663286dd8cf54e19.gif
I am glad my target audience was reached. Might I suggest getting some rest?
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
I am glad you feel that way, Dave probably.
Godspeed.
nah dude. that 'training' was some fucked up shit. be mad about it dude its cool to do that now because were fucking gods so anything we do is cool
us lmao
Sounds a right blast! I’ll clear up the ol calendar!
vwhat did i evwen d0 2 y0u
love the esoteric hookup posting through bdsm test results (sarcasm btw) #nsfw surely you can find a dom if you desperately sex post and never go outside sure sure
s0rry i l0st my c00l 4 a sec0nd.
// whoops sorry #violence my bad
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/5a425784c0ef082cd3f10c62ed774e78/8aea0e02f0a7c302-c6/s1280x19tvw0/fd65e8c88564902c212cf82954193328550fdca9.jpg
Can I help you? hddps://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/obsessed_widh_me.png
hell yeah.
Make sure to conserve what you can and take care of yourself.
7eah like i need a lot of en(ouragement to be horn7 on main that pre7 thing is higher than i would have thought tbh #nsfw https://i.g7azo.(om/4559be0488d5e34(08((93538b1a6863.png
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
ii wa2 goiing two make a joke that my kiink ii2 gettiing 2ent 200 caegar2. and then ii realiized that would ju2t make me 2ound liike a pro2tiitute. #nsfw
I give in— #nsfw #bdsmtest https://i—postimg—cc/qgVrbzM6/IMG-2512—jpg
what a shame.
fine fine i g0t shamed and thats vw0rst i think, https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/31786f5c75a801e9c37e3618f7875d06/478fee69914e296f-4c/s1280x19tvw0/2877f1adc7a4619054def6138d84e8c969958a0e.png here are my UNRADICAL results. #nsfvw
My results are private. Just come find out, I say in flirtatious jest. #nsfw
this 8dsm test has n0thing 2 d0 vwit 8urgers, dumplings, s0up, and mushr00ms. #nsfvw
yeah, that tracks. this is around what i usually get on this test iirc. #nsfw #bdsmtest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d355b6bc852.png
My fellow posters, As i promise, I deliver. Here are my results of this test. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cc1c6b5e0aa.jpg #nsfw
they gotta add a 5th react button for ? just a ? button
:33 < took the dumb test https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/edb591da5d52.png #nsfw #bdsmtest
no fuckiing way hTTTTp2://iimage2.2quiidge.org/iimage2/2026/04/14/2creen2hoTT_20260414-204232_WaTTerfox.jpg
The test has to be rigged I'm NOT posting my results.
I think we should all know less about each other.
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Well it’s gotta be either titty Tuesday or taco Tuesday. Or maybe both, if you’re brave enough.
I need to invest in this. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0833.png
you should m∆ke sure to h∆ve ∆n ∆mbul∆nce on speed di∆l
$$$ taking a shot everytime I see any sort of vaguepost. keeping count for later B) #substance
i hope all damaras and damara alternates have a really nice day.
Just a little PSA from Eeb, Imgur is blocked in the UK; so all your lovely profile pictures and links that use it are just purple blobs saying "No bueno sorry homeslice" or something.
better bu(kle up
>> WA¡T NO ¡ SWEAR– ¡ D¡DNT EVEN DM YOU ABOUT HAMSTERS 😭😭
>> we11 when was the 1ast t¡me you doub1e checked
I'll be execu+ed +♡nigh+ f♡r +his f♡r SURE
Hams+ers are +HE bigges+ ha+ers unf♡r+ch
ehhhhh. 6/10
hmm id s∆y it h∆s to l∆nd somewhere in the r∆nge of good ∆nd b∆d
send pEoplE bombs in the mAIl AnywAy.
How do 1 h4t3 4 ch1t tw1c3.
IT'S ME #THEGOAT
jokes on you thats not an option!
his last name is bunny!
yeah, this clever guy named bugs. dude is so smart when it comes to tricking people.