♣ mediated by @turntechhGodd
>FQ *^*^_>thaknk you maybr it could la nd you ajob?
K--<okay man well im the one who has seen wikipe-tan adult version naked so
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Good⁀aftermid! hi⁀hello!!! hi! don't⁀forget⁀to⁀jump⁀for⁀joy! the⁀whimsy⁀of⁀a⁀beautiful⁀night⁀is⁀worth⁀celebrating. yahoo!
crawling my way into your RAM and fucking around in that thang
thanks dave!!! miss you!!!!! <3
oh its fine, im not going to do anything like that to you again!!
i forever thank my luck that i actually can do chores. my place is looking tidier already!
hunger
ah, mediate! a woefully underserviced quadrant, dear one. how gracious of you to acknowledge it.
What the fuck. Why did I sleep so long.
XS < zexie ppl zhuldnt have to work
◥▶◀◤ —> I have once again defeated my manager, Dale, at the club. Another raise will surely come.
II thiink you shoulld keep workshoppiing thiis llyriic. Good start though!!
if you werent joking i wouldnt. but now? perish.
[|87 :: 1 regret to ;nform you all that a w;ld o;nkbeast has gotten ;nto my supply of halluc;nogen;c mushr00ms. As such there w;ll be a delay ;n product;on. The bacon from that th;n ;s gonna be w;ld though #substance #drugdealerproblems
Perks of the job. Also, it's not a threat, it's a promise.
K--<forgot that was also a thing in the human government and thought we had a repitonian posting for a moment
I'm sending the Secret Service to your house and have them twist your balls. #powertripping.
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
goin to bed.
Chaotic N3utral. I dig it
Alright r3al qu32tion for th3 r3turn of Chittr Do you put your TP in ov3rhand or und3rhand
I guess we’ll never know.
Utterly despicable to me how quickly people forget that celebrities are frigging PEOPLE!! With feelings and livelihoods and reputations that dont deserve to be tarnished for momentary entertainment!!! Boo on you @tmzOfficial !!! BOO!!!!!!
as the president of incest chittr id just like to say thank you to the academy #incest
then it wud b in ur best interest not 2 downplay period cramps again :3
◥▶◀◤ —> Keep pitying my posts. I'm close. #suggestive.
ZOMG NO i use all da buttons n spam react cuz theres not enuff WUV U buttons ): dey got me MAD NERFD bbygrl its cray
same but make it a trip chocochip muffn OOOGHH mommaz got a CRAvin
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Salted caramel everything. That's it. That's the chitt.
lol nice https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1494040692593393865/image0.jpg?ex=69e12953&is=69dfd7d3&hm=f14eda43c7d5984ab86e8826deccf1c8e65fd19f5164228d25ec398864443391&
[this post causes a singular flashbang within the viewers screen]
#IfISpeakI’mInTrouble #Vaguepost #Dashwatching
You are ever reliable, Captain. And predictable.
WhatEVAR like i give a shit
Nonsense. I am merely praising my psychologically disturbed brother.
You're such a cool awesome avoidant dude suffering from hypomania, Dave.
Does my icon make me 100k like a 'chud'
thinking about walking in a circle (something that, as you all know, i love doing!) and then flopping onto him and hearing his cute voice doing that little "oof" <333
unfortunately "woah we are both fucked in the head wanna make out" works and will continue to work on me
I am not the only one who has expressed such sentiments about four inch heels. If you have performed for 9 hours in 4 inch heels while standing with little to no pain, you are either a medical anomaly or lying.
I be out here collecting Daves which is pretty cool You guys rock
i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed
i sure feel like i woke up in a different reality :|
buddy if you thinK thiZ iZ bad wait until you get to the part of the night where people are baring their pucKered aZZholeZ to each other begging for a KiZZ #nZfw
yeah. w0men specifically l0ve being called t00ts, especially after y0u've just explained s0mething t0 them they already kn0w. trust me.
Hypothetically speaking, would i get in trouble if every time someone yawned near me, i spray Raid in their mouth?
nah youll be cool dw about it man
// whoops sorry #violence my bad
do you need a trip sitter? should I call one of your friends? /gen
>> ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hat¡ng peop1e 1o1
I want attention but I don't want to do anything to get it