Hypothetically speaking, would i get in trouble if every time someone yawned near me, i spray Raid in their mouth?
Yes.
You would likely get your ass beat into the dirt the very first time you did it.
Thank god its just a Hypothetical....
Hav3 you 3v3r b33n hit by a m3tal fi2t b3for3?
yeah, surprisingly...
W3ll 2pray m3 in th3 mouth with Raid and youll g3t hit again.