♠ hated by @turntechhGodd
:33< yeah dont tell anyaone snitches get stitches
>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive
man... WAY too many #substances last n1ght... woke up 1n bed w1th my alt self and everyth1ng... #awkward #wouldst1llh1t1tsober
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K--<okay man well im the one who has seen wikipe-tan adult version naked so
K--<theres my little pony porn on wikipedia btw can someone round up the dirks i think they need to know about this
wires #nsfw
Trying to pinpoint my insecurities by highlighting CURRENT failings will not give you a foothold on my nerves. You simply have to know how mortifying I was to be around in 2011. You want to antagonize me? I suggest you find my quasi-twee epic bacons graphic tee teenage polyvores!
yknow, some people might say leaving the eggshells in the batter gives it an extra crunch i like to think of myself as a believer lololol
no
PLUCKS YOUR L3G H41RS OFF ON3 BY ON3 CUT3LY
boop beep
tOnIght i will be smOkIng strAIght tar.
crawling my way into your RAM and fucking around in that thang
oh its fine, im not going to do anything like that to you again!!
I deeply regret publicly admitting ive fucked that guy #nsfw
>>| may .i have .a picture?
I'm pretty sure the ability to hate is built into your brain. hope this helps!
Consider this, though. they are yummy and delicious and good.
you really are. dont worry about the looming shadow that's just the telescopic sassacrusher. cmere. pspspsps
Troll Siri play check by bbno$
yeah sorry man im waterproof
D̷o̶ ̴y̷o̶u̴ ̷n̵o̶t̸ ̵h̵e̵a̶r̴ ̷h̵i̷m̷?̵ ̸Y̶o̷u̷ ̶m̵a̶r̶ ̴o̴u̶r̵ ̸l̵a̸b̵o̴u̷r̵:̷ ̷k̵e̴e̵p̸ ̷y̷o̷u̶r̴ ̴c̴a̴b̷i̵n̵s̷:̵ ̷y̵o̴u̵ ̸d̸o̸ ̸a̴s̵s̶i̸s̷t̵ ̷t̷h̷e̴ ̶s̸t̴o̷r̵m̸.̴
haha.
Don't spell "icup". you'll regret it.
>> hmu ¡f you need ડomeone to bark for you or ¡f you juડt want that 1eaડh opt¡ona1, but preferred (by me) awoof bark woof #nડfw, or #ડfw-¡f-you-want-¡t-to-be
if you werent joking i wouldnt. but now? perish.
GOOD 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SHOOT TO KILL!
Oh now you're eating your damn mushrooms you son of a bitch.
Perks of the job. Also, it's not a threat, it's a promise.
You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
Liike those siilly romance novells that my siilly olliivebllood friiend makes. IIf the Uniited States and the Soviiets diid a biit more kiissiing, they coulld have had a human on the moon sooner!! Teehee =:D
I'm sending the Secret Service to your house and have them twist your balls. #powertripping.
UUUUGH. MY THINKPAN HURTS. SOMEONE BASH MY PAN IN.
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
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CALL ME THE YEARNER THE WAY I BE...YEA...RNING....FUCK THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
oh its already back hey i started doing something else i kinda forgot about you guys
HI GUYS.
yoo were back
I Have No Confessions. You Already Know I'm Thinking About You, Don't You?
Before we all die. Draw pony gore.
anyways my confession is i gave birth
i sense a crash coming
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
ONE OF THE ESCAPED LABUBUS WAS FOUND LOCKING ITSELF IN THE BATHROOM. CALL THAT A #LAPOOPOO #BULLSHITPOSTING
Ever have an Oreo Reese's Cup? Shit's life changing.
Hello ! This is #PRManagement for #DStriderEntertainment ! We are deeply sorry for the previous handful of messages. As much as we'd like to pay respect to the unfiltered communication between David and the #SBaHJ fanbase, we are temporarily suspending interactions with this account on account of his faltering mental health. Please redirect all DMs and interview requests to dstriderentertainment@business.com Thank you !
tht can be arranged
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
bitches just hate to see me win
im exceedingly #normal every single chitt ive ever made can attest to this
I should stab every Dave on this site.
🎵 i know we havent seen each other in a while but you will always be my boo (rack obama)
"I'm a rich man I got diamonds on my finger" while fingering diamonds droog #nsfw
worts
haha get flashbanged nerd
If you get blocked by rankmaid, you must be truly evil
its perfectly normal to refuse to drink soda from the can directly because you dont like the carbonation.
What up chitturd2
Post canceled what the hell.
Does my icon make me 100k like a 'chud'
buddy if you thinK thiZ iZ bad wait until you get to the part of the night where people are baring their pucKered aZZholeZ to each other begging for a KiZZ #nZfw
yanKed my Zhit clean off Zo good it cured my exhauZtion debuff #nZfw
Hypothetically speaking, would i get in trouble if every time someone yawned near me, i spray Raid in their mouth?
hm well i see one version of me is doing awesome and another absolutely fucking terrible the duality of daves
THE WINNING VIDEO GAME PAIRING, BROUGHT TO YOU BY @turncoatGoathead. #SUPPORTARTISTS #YAOI https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/14/sonader.jpg
nah dude. that 'training' was some fucked up shit. be mad about it dude its cool to do that now because were fucking gods so anything we do is cool
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My boyfri3nd2 cool3r than your boyfri3nd.
Sounds a right blast! I’ll clear up the ol calendar!
I SEE YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR FREAK SHIT TONIGHT. I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL.
that time of night again...? no test needed for me, i'll do it all for the right price... don't hesitate to reach out if you're feeling lonely tonight... <> <3 <3< o3< #nsfw
~D•n't we &ll wi§h t• be d•min&ted #n§fw~
OH NOW I’M REALLY PISSED OFF. SOMEBODY MOVED MY CHICKEN.
My results are private. Just come find out, I say in flirtatious jest. #nsfw
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies I𐕣's imp☣︎r𐕣an𐕣 𐕣☣︎ n☣︎𐕣e 𐕣ʱª𐕣 I d☣︎n'𐕣 ac𐕣ually ʱªve a schedule f☣︎r p☣︎s𐕣ing 𐕣hese, i𐕣's jus𐕣 whenever I remember I need 𐕣☣︎ p☣︎s𐕣 an☣︎𐕣her ☣︎ne ඞ h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/𐕣hey%20wai𐕣 ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
My fellow posters, As i promise, I deliver. Here are my results of this test. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cc1c6b5e0aa.jpg #nsfw
The test has to be rigged I'm NOT posting my results.
How may I shape your reality?
◥▶◀◤ —> D▒▒▒ that sucks.
>> WA¡T NO ¡ SWEAR– ¡ D¡DNT EVEN DM YOU ABOUT HAMSTERS 😭😭
>> we11 when was the 1ast t¡me you doub1e checked
BYE.
you can ragebait thethe weird human aliens by calling them "gay"
ehhhhh. 6/10
hmm id s∆y it h∆s to l∆nd somewhere in the r∆nge of good ∆nd b∆d
>>| .it's so great to see that hornyposting starts to ramp .up. keep those bulges .out, spheres to wiggle .around .and .ass to be slapped .on. #nsfw
WWAKE UP EVVERYONE IIT2 TIIME FOR YOUR HATE!!
I NEED SOMEONE TO BOUNCE ON IT. #TRAMPOLINEPOSTING