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#nsfw by nature... call for a good time...

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good evening, all... i thought it about time i made çome çort of post for all you lonely lovers out there... one that gives you all a clearer idea of who i am, what i do, and what it is i could do for you... ;) i go by many names; zatana to most, but to you, i could be a great many things... mistress or gutterslut, i've heard it all... for the right price, i'll play whatever role will çatiate your needs... i offer services for all quadrants and trolls of all walks of life, from fellow rusts to venerated fuchsias... conciliatory (pale and ashen) sessions have a base rate of 30 cægars per hour, with additional fees accrued for things like in perçon sessions, physical contact (shooshpapping), and the like... concupiscent engagements (flush and pitch or any other sexual encounter that dœs not fall under one quadrant or the other) are much more case-by-case and will, by and large, be more expensive... more prep and more clean-up is required, you see... ;) i am more than open to overlight engagements, but all sessions must end by the evening of day three, no exceptions... if you've any interest at all, feel free to reply or contact me via private mesçages... all questions welcome... i hope to be hearing from you çoon... ;) #nsfw #sexwork https://i...gyazo...com/c37f1e43e45015d7efd07d17f0e030c8...png

((cannot fucking WAIT to have a pc again trying to draw all my stuff on my laptop has been a Nightmare and zatana deserves a cute pfp ;_;))

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Just yo+ur friendly reminder that Pro+-Do+mme's are sex wo+rkers, even if they do+n't actually have sex with their clients. Sex wo+rk is real wo+rk. And just because so+meo+ne is a sex wo+rker do+es NO+T mean that they o+we yo+u anything, no+r are yo+u auto+matically entitled to+ their bo+dy. Tip yo+ur Mistresses and Madams, and behave yo+urselves. Being a pervert is no+ excuse fo+r bad behavio+r. #nsfw

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†) 7HIS IS SAEEEE 7RUE. MY CLIEN7S JUS' DUNNAE LEAVE. :o) #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†

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:o) Very true, miss Maryam. :o) I've always enjoyed how you speak on these things.

here's your treat for the evening, lovelies... *attached: a 10-second looping gif of a çoft, flat stomach that bulges and recedes with the slow thrusting an overly-large insertion... it's cropped in çuch a way that makes it impossible to see anything else, allowing viewers to fill in the blank with any fantasy they'd like...* #nsfw

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

...thank y0u.

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of course, darling... ;)

(Heck yeah.)<

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every time i pause to think about whether or not i need a new dress or skirt or negilgee, i recall how often these things are ripped off of me or stained beyond redemption with geneslime... and then i click purchase... <3 #nsfw

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i've always been a little jealous of trolls whose horns are easy to represent in a cute little emoticon... every time i try to depict mine, it dœsn't look quite right... _(v_v)_

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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 2ame l1ke what fuck1ng character look2 l1ke a 21deway2 w <

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== its ok... mine aren't good for that either... ==

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Hellx Lady Zatana!!! This is a struggle I relate tx... There isn't a character xut there tx match a sharp inward angle with an arrxw at the end!!! X((( Regardless xf that fact yxur hxrns are very pretty!!! They frame yxur face nicely... I'm envixus X)))

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thank you, darling...! i've always thought the çame... and they've certainly çaved my face a few unfortunate meetings with a wall, haha...! :)

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@callGirl[CG]

I cxuld imagine... All my hxrns dx fxr me is make finding hats tailxred fxr my head mxre expensive!!! X((( Nxt tx say I dislike them altxgether... Sxmetimes when I dxn't have the hands tx hxld sxmething like a fruit I'll skewer them xn the tips sx I can free my hands!!! (My mxdus is unreliable)

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the lament of being unable to find or fit decent headwear is a plight i'm well familiar with, my friend... the amount of pins i need to keep a simple scarf on my head because i can't pull them far enough forward is a bit ridiculous, frankly...

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@callGirl[CG]

Hehehe!!! Well... It's all in the effxrt xf gxxd presentatixn Lady Zatana!!! I'd say as a dandy that it's wxrth a hundred pins... In spite xf the struggle :)))

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Ugh, same, thats why U find some other feature! ^u@

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Time to put on some jazz and enjoy a cigarette on the balcony.

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you run through cigarettes quicker than you'd like when clients keep wanting you to stub them out on their skin... i've considered buying cheap in bulk, but where's the taste in that, darling...? #nsfw #violence

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You could charge extra for cigarette privilege.

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what makes you think i don't, mister droog...? ;)

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@callGirl[CG]

If you still have supply concerns, you aren't charging enough.

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it's more the convenience of the matter i find most annoying... if i buy in bulk, then they simply go stale after long enough...

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Perhaps set up a scheduled delivery.

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not a terrible idea... i'll take it under advisement... :)

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><3 S)(e tensed up. Sweat drenk)(ed akross )(er fake. T)(e r)(yt)(m beating wit)( )(er )(eart as t)(e vibrant kolor stained )(er legs, pain and pleasure ripping t)(roug)( )(er abdomen. A breat)( eskaped as anot)(er quikkly took )(old. Pupils flung bakkwards. S)(e released. Crimson ark)(ed from )(er bulge to paint )(is k)(est. S)(e was t)(ankful )(e didn't seem to mind. It was )(er t)(ird serving today. Her stomak)( swelled, )(er mind kollapsed. S)(e leaned bakk, t)(e velvet Gold draining from )(er like Velveeta. Her k)(est rose and fell. T)(e payment was snukk in t)(e strap of )(er stokking, and s)(e released )(im as )(er seat as servikes )(ad been rendered. He didn't seem to mind. Just a grub, fres)( out of kollege. Nine and )(alf sweeps or so s)(e )(eard. He wriggled out a little s)(akily. T)(e lil Guy gave )(im a frig)(t at first wit)( )(is stumble, but )(e made it to t)(e door. He looked bakk. It looked like )(e wanted to say somet)(ing, but swallowed it instead. He was sweet, even wit)(out a word. S)(e wouldn't remember )(is fake and )(e wouldn't know )(is voike, but )(er nook would remember t)(e pulse all t)(e same, and t)(e kute koil t)(e bulge made w)(en it was about to burst. T)(at's konnektion s)(e guessed. At least t)(at was t)(e last kustomer of t)(e nig)(t. #storytime #nsfw #explikit #kreampie~

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brava...! oh, this brings back memories, what an excellent post...

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><3 Awwww~ T)(ank you Call Gurl, youre too kind~

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concept: when she wears that dress that is thin enough to make out the curves of her grubscars when she spins in the light and the silhouette of her naked body is completely visible through the sheer fabric the illusion of modesty what you need a single layer away, and shes sliding the straps down while beckoning you closer (tags: Reader/Anonymous, yuriful saturday, #rankworks, satyuriday maybe no thats not that good, clothing kink, #nsfw, no quads mentioned, #dashwatching, clothingplay, archive rating: M)

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oh no.

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wAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT,

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rankmaid you a devious scamp

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Sometimes more is less. Only true fellas of taste realize this.

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i couldnt agree more! 0v0

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@ectoBiolojest[EB]

this is awesome, holy shit. don’t stop! i’ll zap one used bathing suit from bonfire night over to your place for each new post alluding to this. you can even request specific ones for me to zap over if you like.

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oh do you have dreams like this too?

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not exactly, i just think you are doing an amazing job and think there is plenty of creative gold to be struck on this particular subject. :)

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✨The stars today...✨ ...implore you two stay focused! Opportunities abound. Ask a friend for advice if you find yourself needing guidance. Cute girls will be especially lucky in their careers today if they balance their energies mindfully. #gatekeep #gaslight #girlboss Lucky numbers are 7, 42, 71, 79, and 98! #dailyhoroscope #fortune

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(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwow! this post MUST be made for gume!! im a cute girl! and i have a career...soo (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) my luck is sooo GYUUD!! guYAY!

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≈ This EXPLAINS — MY — heightened INTUITION TO seek — THE — whispers of — the — zephyrs with — extra immensity TODAY. — MAY — #girlbossingit GUIDE — ME TO THE fruits of WISDOM. ≈

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i woke up rather çore this evening, but my budget dœsn't love the idea of #selfcareçaturday... if any of you out there are any good at giving masçages, i'd be willing to employ a bit of bartering for services rendered... ;) #çuggestive

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c< i caN dO sOMetHiN, just depeNds ON tHe level Of sOreNess, aNd tHe lOcatiON Of >c

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I'm good with my hands.

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it's a little bit of everywhere, i'm afraid... my work can get quite physical...

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oh...? is that ço...? i think there are things i could offer that you would quite like, darling... ;)

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c< aH, tHats a feeliNg i caN uNderstaNd, well, i caN absOlutely Help! >c

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good evening, all... i thought it about time i made çome çort of post for all you lonely lovers out there... one that gives you all a clearer idea of who i am, what i do, and what it is i could do for you... ;) i go by many names; zatana to most, but to you, i could be a great many things... mistress or gutterslut, i've heard it all... for the right price, i'll play whatever role will çatiate your needs... i offer services for all quadrants and trolls of all walks of life, from fellow rusts to venerated fuchsias... conciliatory (pale and ashen) sessions have a base rate of 30 cægars per hour, with additional fees accrued for things like in perçon sessions, physical contact (shooshpapping), and the like... concupiscent engagements (flush and pitch or any other sexual encounter that dœs not fall under one quadrant or the other) are much more case-by-case and will, by and large, be more expensive... more prep and more clean-up is required, you see... ;) i am more than open to overlight engagements, but all sessions must end by the evening of day three, no exceptions... if you've any interest at all, feel free to reply or contact me via private mesçages... all questions welcome... i hope to be hearing from you çoon... ;) #nsfw #sexwork https://i...gyazo...com/c37f1e43e45015d7efd07d17f0e030c8...png

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⌣nsare will rechitt as ⌣nsare enj𖠂ys s⌣pp𖠂rting all f𖠂rms 𖠂f w𖠂rk. :) ⌣nsare wishes y𖠂⌣ l⌣ck in y𖠂⌣r endeav𖠂rs. :D

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thank you very much, darling... :)

>--D=You=have=quite=the=striking=appearance=lady=Zatana=I=am=certain=that=your=dms=will=be=exploding=with=propositions=for=a=lovely=dawn=or=even=entire=nights=spent=in=your=presence=:)//<

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a lady only kisses and tells when given express permission, but thank you very much, darling... ;)

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ço much backlogged content to post, ço very little time... i'm having a hard time deciding what to start with... shall i post more maid work, or would we like çomething a little different...? all requests and recommendations welcome... ;) #nsfw

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

I don't suppose it'd be moral to come up with a plan around honeypotting couples into creating infidelity cases for me to investigate so I can shore up my rent, would it?

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moral...? no... profitable...? immensely... my private mesçages are open and waiting, darling...

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>--D=I=am=struggling=to=figure=out=what=exactly=your=work=is=lady=Zatana=it=is=a=big=technologically=out=of=reference=for=my=education=haha=:?//<

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there's many names for what i do, darling... a call girl, an escort... if you'd like to be rude about it, you could call me a whore... i think that should clear it up, yes...? :) #nsfw

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>--D=Oh=a=lady=of=the=day=I=see=that=is=good=to=hear=and=I=wish=you=much=success=in=your=endeavours=and=wish=you=much=luck=scoring=those=big=B=and=N's=as=they=say=:D=#nsfw//<

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Cigarettes and girls. What's a better way to spend a cycle... ]

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incredibly unfortunate that images don't seem to embed properly when browsing tags... lots of lovely trolls in the #nsfw tag that take far too much effort to appreciate...

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>- I thinnk you should populate the tag mmaybe. For reasonns. Reasonns that innclude wanntinng to see your rummblespheres. -<

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designing new business cards this evening and i was regretfully unaware of the allure of black cardstock... i shall be rectifying this oversight immediately... çatin finish and metallic lettering...? yes please... :)

If I Were To Switch Career Paths, Working In An Office Wouldn't Be Viable For Me. Either I'm Getting Fired Or Things Are Going To Get #nsfw The Second I'm Called Into My Superior's Office.

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for as bawdy as this platform gets at certain times of night, i've had very few users take much interest in my postings... is it my profile, i wonder...? should i provide more information...? i would be much obliged for any advice... :) #nsfw

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It Could Be Post Times And Frequency. Despite The Volume Of Active Users Late At Night, People Tend To Post Rather Than Interact With Trolls They Aren't Familiar With.

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i see...! this makes perfect sense, thank you... perhaps i should make more of an effort to establish more of a viçual presence...

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that time of night again...? no test needed for me, i'll do it all for the right price... don't hesitate to reach out if you're feeling lonely tonight... <> <3 <3< o3< #nsfw

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#nowplaying : cleo - shygirl click the cam, roll the scene feed me my line, you tell me i can play anybody, i can be your fantasy (fantasy, fantasy, fantasy, fantasy) #lyricposting #çuggestive https://open...spotify...com/track/329bghohck2hfutkrvvjkq

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