♦ pitied by @arachnidsGripes
D --> Another set of shades, shattered helplessly in my impossibly STRONG grip D --> It is good that I had an e%tra set ready for this e%act reason D --> D --> Which I have also shattered
It Wouldn't Be Right For Me To Ask To See That Poem. I Know This.
I Have One Good Night, Get Back Hive, And What? My Ex Matesprit Has Been Stolen From The Timeline And The Trauma Box Has Thrown Up A Memory Of Mine. Wonderful. That's Great. Fuck Me.
There Is So Much Going On Right Now. There Is Always Something. Why? Can I Not Have One Good Night? Not Even One? What Is Wrong With You?
Okay Heading To My Ex's Place Because Apparently She Got Cheated On And Tonight Was The Wrong Night To Calm Her Desperately. any Advice On How Exactly I Should Comfort Her
On some level, I think I always understood That a ship could never really love an anchor So, I did the only thing that I could And severed the rope to set you sailing from my har8or https://open.spotify.com/track/7JLm1z8cu49xpXPO1TdZnG?si=94pWhdP9SoeqXv8DavCVFQ
Someone Break Me Out Of This Stupid Photoshoot.
damn, i missed out
Scaring " The Hoes " By Giving Trolls The Exact Description Of My Ex When They Ask Me What My " Type " Is.
this is photoshopped hed never kiss me
I Am Face Down In My Slab Still Not Quite Awake Yet Thinking Of You I Tuck My Hand Under My Weight #nsfw #bars #musicposting
I Never Answered Him, But Yes. I Did Feel It Too. And I Listened To That Song On Loop For A / Long / Time After.
Everyone Is Always Nice To Me Even Though I Don't Deserve It. I Must Be Rotten In The Pan To Still Be This Insecure. Therapy Tonight. I Will Not Tell Her I Said That And You Better Not " Snitch " On Me Either.
All Of My Usual Music Reminds Me Of Him So I Turn On Mac Demarco For A Change Of Pace. Fatal Mistake.
I Was Wrong. https://open.spotify.com/track/3uxdboy4ects8eos03j9qf?si=mf7lj0h8ruiqv9suwky5ma
Tomorrow Night I Will Have To Return To The Boutique And Probably Work On Someone's Stupid Fucking Striped Pants. Or Their Ugly Blazer. Fuck Me.
I Was Going To Listen To Weezer In The Hopes That It Would Be Too Stupid To Make Me Upset, And Yet.
I Have Been Pressing My Fingers Into The Bite Marks To Keep Myself Calm. I Am Not Sure What I'll Do Once They Heal. It Is A Distressing Thought. #suggestive, I Guess.
I Have Tricked You All Into Being Fond Of Me. The Practical Joke Is Over Now. It Was All A Facade. Haha.
You All Make Me Sick Actually. I Am Sick Of All Of You, Everyone. Go Away.
He Called Me A " Whore " In So Many Words But That Was, Of Course, My Fault. As It Was My Fault For Thinking For A Single Moment That Someone Could Handle All Of The Insanity That Comes With Being With Me In Any Way. Eventually I Will Always Become " Too Much ". I Can't Help It. #nsfw I Suppose.
I Have Only Unblocked You So You Stop Talking About It. Do Not Get The Wrong Idea.
So Now If I Try To Evade Imperial Drone Culling By Doing As Everyone Does This Season It Looks Like I Am Proving Him Right. But If I Don't, I Am Culled. This Is Stupid. I Don't Even Have The Sex Drive For This. All Of You Disgust Me. #nsfw
None Of You Even Know Me. All Of You Can Count On One Prong The Amount Of Conversations We've Had One On One, If We Have At All. I Have Not Even / Met / Most Of You. You Are Attached To My Public Persona, Nothing More.
In Reality I Am A Deeply Insecure Beast. I Am A Miserable Creature Who Lashes Out Whenever Someone Is Too Nice To Me. Isn't That Terrible? Isn't That Enough For You To Go Away? I Don't / Like / To Be Mean To You. Stop Talking To Me. / Stop /.
My Plans Have Been Thwarted. They've Made Themselves Too Visible.
You Saw The Way I " Freaked Out " And Then Came Crawling Back. Now Picture That Happening Every Few Nights And You'll Understand. This Did Not Manifest Out Of Nowhere.
I Have Become Too Accustomed To Being Near Those Who Care About Me. I Hate Being Alone. I'm A Fool For Trying To Create Artificial Distance.
Ah, shit. I think the Boss is gonna fight another Boss, and I dunno where I'm slidin' into this. On the one hand, I'm loyal to th' Boss, but on the otha hand, I'm also loyal to th' Boss. This is just a mess of saltine crackers everywhere.
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
I’m so fucking 8ored!!!!!!!! I haven’t argued with a single dum8 person at all today!
hey. eyes up here on this account, kitten. ignore those other alternates of me. they aren’t as hip or sexy as i am. #nsfwv. #please god. #wvhimpers. #meenah please i am begging you PLEASE don’t talk to the cronus wvith the muscles or i am actually going to do it this time. #suicide. #single.
you know what fair i would probably be on there if i remembered my password or email
It Is Better This Way, Actually. It Is Better. I Will Go Back To The Way Things Were Before I Needlessly Complicated Myself. It Is Okay. farewell.
" You Good Bud? " /* Don't * /. Next Question. #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
I Am Trying To Carry On As I Usually Do, But I Will Be " Real " With You " Dawg ". I Am Having A Difficult Time.
My Long Day Factory Wasn't Long Enough, Now I Have The Rest Of The Night Alone With My Pan. #notpositive #pensive
Nnnno. No.
It Is Late At Light And I Am " Breaking It Down " " Mental Style " Over Something Benign. What Else Is New.
I Continue To Interact With Trolls I'm Attracted To Despite The Impending Drone Season Making Me Worse Each Light. This Is What They Call " Self Sabotage ". #positive #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
Fuck, I so have a thing for legislacerators. #DIRECTposting
She is cruel to me. #vagueposting #shortpost
jesus christ i was moping so much i was acting like him.
0h it f0ll0wed me
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
One Of These Days I Am Going To Get Too Comfortable And Roll Out Of My Comfort Slab, Hitting My Head And Dying Instantly. or My Horns Are Going To Smack Against The Floor And I Am Going To Be Upset. #violence
I would love to participate in smashing or passing but bein' taken for makes me think this is a good way to going back to sleepin' under my desk rather than a big bed.
The air in my workshop space now smells of plastic and glue. And the reaction 8etween the two.
I Need To Learn How To #pitchflirt Without Eventually Becoming Fond Of The Person I Am Attempting To Pitch Flirt With. I Have Too Much Love In My Pusher. #pensive
D--> Wouldn't all your posts be considered #serketposting due to your nature as a serket.
i need to do #substances and just stare at him for like three hours that would unlock universal secrets i think
good evening chittr! i am quite under the weather i am sitting next to a giant pile of tissues 0n0 i heard there was a gala tonight while i was recuping off my sickness! did anything interesting happen that i might like to know (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mysterious stranger, meet cutes, formal wear, archive rating: G)
D--> I seem to have missed yet another e%ceptionally anticipated event. This is upsetting, it has been a long time since I have met people who are alive and not an alternate or "canonical" version of my friends on Alternia. Much less people who are not dead. I will attempt to make the ne%t fight night to rectify this mistake and...perhaps...meet some of you closer up.....
Goregle what's the goin' rate for an engagement ring on a sleuth's budget?
GOOD EVENING- TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WITH PEOPLE FUCKING SUCKS AND I HATE IT BUT HEY WHATEVER GETS THE JOB DONE, RIGHT?
FUCK. I NEED SOMETHING TO WEAR FOR TOMORROW. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.
My Botulism. #mybotulism
That Movie Unlocked Very Real Feelings Within Me, Much Like Troll Pandora's Box. #yearning #still
Feelings Are So Scary. I Hate That For Me. My Stupid, Idiot #yearning.
I Know I Am The Detestable Pervert, But Within The Genmat Coated Hole Of The Chest Cavity Holding My Blood Pusher, I Am The Most Fragile, Needing Being This Side Of Alternia. It Wishes To Be Held, Metaphorically. Cradled In Careful Hands Like Precious Jewels. #dontlookatme #yearning #nsfw
I Have Been Broken Into A Million Tiny Pieces. May You Avoid Pricking Yourself On The Jagged Edges Of My Affection As It Attempts To Shrapnel And Embed Itself Within You. #yearning #violence
#yearning https://i.imgur.com/fxot9ch.png
Once Again, I Claw At My Enclosure Walls. #yearning
Do Not Look At Me Right Now. Don't Even Think About Me. #yearning
D--> Movie night may have been a slight mistake.
During my time away I have realized many things. Like how fun clowns are to party with, and how much your 8ody will fucking ACHE after a 8ender with them.
Here's An Artistic Rendition Of The Absolute " State " I Have Been Reduced To. #actuallypositive https://i.imgur.com/7kinguk.png
OKAY IN RETROSPECT ARGUING WITH MYSELF ON THE CHITTR TIMELINE IS REALLY FUCKING EMBARRASSING. THANK GOD THAT WAS RELEGATED TO A THREAD.
I Am Going To Sit In The Shallow End Of The Pool Until The Light Gets Too Bright And I'm Forced Back Inside.
Life Was Easier When All I Did Was Drink And " Post Hole " On Chittr Dot Ing. It's Time For A Return To Form. #nsfw #nostalgia #substances
I swear, every person I ever meet is too good for me. Dunno if it's the charms or just pure luck, but I've got too many good people in more corner and not enough ways to pay 'em back. Either way, I gotta call it a night. See ya everyone. #vagueposting
I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
Heart isn't really in the #fightnight tonight. I'll stick around since I'm already here, but not even the bloodsport's gonna shoot down these moody blues it seems.
I believe I will sit this #fightnight out, unfortunately. I am far too busy with other responsibilities to allow the time¹. Besides, I have been slacking on my training for the past few nights in favor of preparing for someone's return - which has kept me from my work as well. That is all to say: have fun at Fight Night. Do let me know if anything particularly interesting happens. ¹ I have three hundred and forty-two files to get through.
D--> Smiling would be too much. I am working my way up the emojicon echeladder, a fact I e%pect Nepeta will no doubt praise me for. For now however the simple 8| is all I can manage. Going above that feels like jumping the metaphorical razortoothfinbeast.
D--> I doubt any amount of #redemptionarcs will change my opinion on that decision. Too much bad b100d around that one event 8|.
D--> That is likely due to the fact we have been neighbors for the majority of our formative years. Our shared e%perience with one another however reluctant allows you insight into my mood much like how kine allowed me to know what a bad idea Nepeta FLARPing with you would have been. No offence 8|.
D--> It appears I still need to work on my sincerity. My way of spelling tends to make me 100k sarcastic when I intend to be genuine.
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
The Cuddling Economy Is So Bad Right Now. My Stocks Are Plummeting.
D-->I have just realised that every single prosthetic I have designed has been in one way or another made to fi% my Serket's mistakes. This revelation has brought quite the confusing mi%ture of bodily reactions. I suppose the time to diversify my portfolio is now.
⚜DOH!!! FOR ANOTHER FUMBLE BEFALLENS THEE, APOLOGIES, MARQUISE!!!⚜⁀➴
⚜PERHAPS...NAY...IF THEY LINGER THUS...NO....UNLESS...⚜⁀➴
⚜ARGH!!!! DOTH THEE THINK FAIRIES POSSESS SUCH TECHNOLOGY?? THOU HAS BLUNDERED IN NOT ASKING FOR SUCH PRECIOUS NUMERALS #KNIGHTFAILAGH⚜⁀➴
i have a confession to make. Yesterday my moirail wanted me to bring her the skulls of the high blood CEOs that imploded in a submarine. …i had to bring her fake skulls and lied about what they were. The original bones of the CEOs were pulverized in the implosion. Sorry Dex.
People ought to recognize that Vriska Serket is hardly some grand, fearsome villain, but rather a stupid little lesbian—and, in its own way, that’s rather endearing.
I have been immediately defeated by it.
Disregarding the current topic of discussion for multiple reasons. I have spent the last several nights getting through work in silence, though I continue to wallow in regret over my behavior post-event at Fight Night.¹ Yes, I had fun. Yes, I still let out a hearty but restrained chuckle when I read certain messages from that night again, but that does not mean I will not always be ashamed of how I was acting. I find myself uncertain still as to whether I should attend the next fight night if I am so unable to help myself from losing my composure the moment I have a single sip² of something that I begin screaming at the top of my airsacks at the people in the ring, despite barely being conscious enough to recognize who they even are. ¹ #fightnight ² #substance
[T#e $entry t#@t I $pent week$ building ju$t blew up tod@y during it$ fir$t te$t run :(]
I Think If I Went Back And Someone Requested For Me To Mend Their Ugly " Steampunk " Jacket I Would Simply Go Insane.
I Suggestively Invite Myself Over To Your Hive, But When You Aren't Looking I Sabotage Your Wordle Because I Lost Today. #positive
Grrr.....damn brat....
Wait you weren't talking about me were you.
I ain't jealous! I ain't jealous at all.
I'm Bad At Pitch Relationships, Because I Like To Be Hurt Too Much And Will Flush Crush On You Eventually. #nsfw #pensive #pitchwoes
#blueblxxdbluesday Did yxu knxw that my blxxd is blue!!! This is true!!! Uhm... I dxn't knxw I'm bad at this :(((
/\ Had some real shit bluebloods, then /\ /\ Not like I held back either, I guess /\
doyoureallywantmeto?
I am absolutely not falling for this you already have enough blackmail material on me.
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What're you giggling about now?
STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
Yeah no that's exactly what I was talkin' about. Y'know, gotta keep the biters healthy and clean first thing after waking up.
As interestin' as this place is, it was really hard to sleep when there's a giant ass spider and a giant ass scorpion shakin' the Earth every time they move. Especially since I'm not sure either of them like me.
Why did I type that first thing when waking up. You all saw nothing.
i'm not supposed to get scared of stuff still. just earlier i got into a serious fight and had a blast. now i get into a light conflict with something and i'm shaken? ugh.
Troll Mitski. Save Me Troll Mitski.
Troll Mitski, Only You Understand Me. #thedeal
god i forgot how scary things can be sometime. hoogh.
I have been slain in Among Us.
Stewing Disapp0inted in myself
:33 < hewwo chittr :33 < i took a break fur purrsonal reasons (equihiss grounded me fur being too horny online) :33 < but i am back and ready to spread kitty shenanigans once again
I Am Not Posting Nudes Both Because I Am Insecure About The Wounds And Because Some Of You Might Like Them Too Much. #healing #pensive #violence #nsfw
What I Regret Most Is Not Taking The Arm With Me. I Was Also Afraid It Might Come Alive As An Independent Limb Though. #coping #violence
Ah. I see. I guess it's a good thing Vriska got back to me before I tried getting in here then. I already had my life flash before my eyes seein' a giant fuckin' scorpion after taking a pal home I ain't livin' that again.
I Was Wrong, There Is An Amount Of Mental Duress That Can Keep Me From #hornyposting. #nsfw #seriouslythough #ow
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
((I see the current events and have to apologize because I've been spending the day with my fiance as it's the day before she's going to be deployed overseas. We can assume Sleuth's phone ran out of battery on his current case and I'll try to involve myself in the Larkso situation ASAP! Apologies once again, I promise Sleuth will crash out the second he finds out.))
Kidnapping Case Update: Kid stolen by ex-husband and the fleed to the mountains. Considering it's mostly fucking desert outside of the city this sucks extremely hard. I hate sand. It's rough and coarse and irritating and gets everywhere.
so true. kinda sad too since i like duran duran
fellas is it normal for ones cellular device ta turn so cold it kinda burns to touchoGH HOLY FUCK
Can't Even Participate In Hornyposting Because My Ex Flush Is Such A Lowdown Freak Of Nature And Everything Holy. #nsfw #pensive
I've Made A Pile Of Soft Things On Scorpulous' Back. I Have Never Been So Safe. #notpositive
Sometimes All Rooms In The Hive Are Panic Rooms Because You Are Panicking, And That's Okay.
D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydrated and the motion sickness is not helping. If I pass out I give full permission to use my body as a 100re. At the very least the leviathan will choke when my odor hits its palette and my rock solid body crashes into its throat muscles. #fishingfriday
D-->It should have been me.
OOOOUUGH. MY DIGESTION SAC FEELS LIKE A DRONE WHIRLED IT OVER THEIR HEAD HARD ENOUGH TO TAKE OFF VERTICALLY INTO THE AIR. I HAVE THUS FAR HEAVED UP ALL THE HALF-CHURNED NUTRIENT SLUDGE THAT WAS INTO MY BODY AFTER THIS DUSK, THIS MIDEVENING, AND WHATEVER WAS STILL LEFT IN MY SCARFTRACT AFTER THE UNSPEAKABLE EVENTS FOLLOWING FIGHT NIGHT. I'VE VOMITED EVERY LAST TOXIN THAT HAS EVER ENTERED MY CORPOREAL MASS IN MY LIFE. I'VE EXFOLIATED MY SOUL THROUGH MY HURLPIPE. I'M PURE. WILL @ARACHNIDSGRIPES'S STUPID HUNK OF FLOTSAM EVER. STOP. PITCHING. I HATE #FISHINGFRIDAY. A "SWABBIE" TRIED TO PUT A SUSPICIOUS RECEPTACLE IN FRONT OF ME TO BE SICK INTO. I. MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT HE WAS COMING ONTO ME FOR AN EXTREMELY ILL-TIMED CONCUPISCENT SOLICITATION AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE. I HAVE APOLOGIZED. WE'RE COOL, NOW. HE'S TELLING ME THAT WE'RE FAR ENOUGH OUT INTO DEEP WATER TO ACTUALLY CATCH SOMETHING. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE I'M ALREADY IN DEEP ENOUGH WATER AS IT IS. IF THIS STUPID FISHING TRIP ISN'T AT LEAST WORTH A CRUMB OF CHITTR CLOUT ON THIS STUPID THEME DAY, I'LL HURL MYSELF INTO THE BLACK ABYSS, MYSELF. GOTTA GO.
D --> I broke it again. Nevermind
CHANGE OF PLANS. UNDER ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE, AN OFFER TO JOIN A TRIP OUT INTO OPEN WATER WITH @ARACHNIDSGRIPES FOR #FISHINGFRIDAY WOULD BE MET WITH A THERMONUCLEAR PRESENTATION OF THESE TWO MIDDLE TYPESTUBS OF SUCH ATOMIZING ACCELERATION THAT IT WOULD TEAR OPEN A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE, RELEASING A SCREAMING CHOIR OF PAST, FUTURE, AND ALTERNATE KARKATS TO FORM ONE SINGLE, OPERATIC HARMONY OF THE WORDS, "FUCK YOU." BUT WE BOTH DID SOME PRETTY STUPID SHIT LAST NIGHT. ON CAMERA, APPARENTLY. AND I ADMIT, THIS WOULD BE A GOOD CHANCE TO BOARD UP THOSE BROKEN GANDERPORTS. I'M AT LEAST BEING ASSURED THAT IT'LL BE A SHORT FISHING TRIP. IT HAD BETTER BE.
D-->Thank you for stating how boring you find my deeply beloved cultural and historical facts. I do not e%press my own disinterest in your own hobbies anymore, to your face at least.
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#FISHINGFRIDAY? YOU'VE GOT TO BE PULLING MY FROND. I CAN'T SPEND ANOTHER SALT-ENCRUSTED SECOND IN FRONT OF A BODY OF WATER AFTER LAST NIGHT. I'M *STILL* SPITTING SAND OUT OF MY MANDIBLES. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PARTICIPATING IN THE LITERAL SENSE OF THE WORD. I'LL JUST FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO OBSERVE YET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE CONTRIVED, SPASMING MAYFLIES OF A THEME. SOMETHING TO USE AS BAIT, MAYBE.
Other point of contention apparently. ≈hy I don't ≈ear shirts. I sure ≈ish I could but I've yet to find any that fit right. Heavy is the chest that bears the spheres I guess. #nsf≈
D-->I understand you value naval vessels as appropriate to your b100d colour and I have always respected your violent desires and take charge attitude even though you were lower on the hemospectrum than I. Regardless I must say it is shameful and even humiliating to so publicly display an interest in copulating with inanimate objects. #nsfw
YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICALLY ABSENT FROM ALL INTERACTION WITH ME FOR A WIPE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DON'T THINK I'LL SHRIVEL INTO A HUSK AND DIE ABOUT IT.
TONIGHT'S AGGRAVATION SPONGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLENFIDDICH™. UGHHHHH.
:33< *the mighty huntress puts a big rock on the end of a catapult as mew run by she pulls the lever to fire the catapult the rock slides off the catapult and curshes her instead*
#Fightnight may have passed its due for me. It may be time for me toreturn to my hive or somewhere else, seeing as my head is starting to pound and if I didn't know any better I would assume this pirate alcohol is designed to execute their enemies. #substance
Mental health state: Downloading World of Warcraft.
I am no longerbound my a silly game someone made up. I will be returning to my hive and workshopping a way to delete every chit I have ever made.
Part of me feels as if I've done something wrobg. I also cannot actually leave tyhe venue as I am engaged in a battle against someone to see who will cave and leave first, and I will notlose.
FORGOT HOW 1NT3NS3 OTH3R M3S C4N B3
LET ME IN LET ME *IN*
I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M ON MY WAY TO #FIGHTNIGHT. THESE STUPID FUCKING TORNADOES. ARE BEATING THE PASTE OUT OF ME. #MYPASTE
WAIT, NO.
YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT SPADE-REACT MY POSTS FROM THE LITERAL INSTANT YOU CONVINCED ME TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON THIS FUCKAWFUL WEBSITE. SAY YOU'RE SHOPPING FOR A NEW KISMESIS WITHOUT SAYING IT.
i will probably not be attending fight night, in general. i am just not built for directly witnessing hard core violence!
:33< *the mighty huntress lets out the cough of a destitute cockney orphan boy who wont make it to the end of the book*
WAIT, NO. I DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE THING. STOP.
oh. you said that. i missed the hashtag. well. it's a good song
◥▶◀◤ —> Computer. Show me Chittr users that are nicer to me.
GOREGLE, WHERE CAN I FIND THE NEAREST HYDRAULIC TRASHMANGLER NEAR ME.
god i cant believe good jade never
shut up!!!!!! stop saying things like that!!!!!!!!!!! this is why nobody can fucking stand you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wOW, aHAHA, i HAVE TO SAY, i DID NOT REALIZE THAT, yOU COULD FEEL THIS MUCH WORSE PHYSICALLY, aFTER SLEEP THAN, bEFORE THIS IS UMM, wOW i HOPE MY PALMHUSK CHARGE LASTS,
forgot i could ache in this way. neat!
Certain posts seem targeted even when they likely are not. This is an interesting phenomenon that serves to confuse, disorient, and bewilder me.
I Fear I Have A Specific Attraction To Trolls Just A Caste Higher Who Don't Know How To Navigate Social Situations. This Is Unfortunate For My Future. #woe
oH MY GOD SHE FOLLOWED ME, dID i FINALLY, mAKE IT BIG??
I find it difficult not to worry. #vagueposting
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DODGING THE NECESSITY FOR AN ONLINE PLATFORM FOR SWEEPS ONLY TO BE SNARED INTO THE VICIOUS, STICKY TENDRILS OF THE WORLD-WIDE WEB LIKE A BUZZING INSECT, IT HAPPENED. I SPENT SO FUCKING LONG TELLING OFF THE LOSERS WHO HAD THE GUMPTION TO QUESTION MY VIRILITY THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT. TO PREP FOR THE SESSION OF #SEPULCHRES&SCALEBEASTS THAT I AM RUNNING TOMORROW. FUCK. GUESS I WON'T BE HITTING THE SLIME JUST YET. #LATELIGHT CHITTRS (CHITTERS?), TROLL AT YOUR OWN PERIL. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO BE. I'LL JUST BE SLAVING OVER SOME NOTES. SO MANY NOTES. UGH. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8265F3D73B80.JPG
i don't even feel like pranking anyone. :(
I feel like nothing was able to show my contempt quite like stabbing a guy with a trusty knife until some midnight mook went and stole that gimmick from me and made their whole personality around it.
When it's getting to be time to go to (upe but you /)i/)n't get to talk to the (utie you'rre (rrushing on tonight: https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/32e0be46b/)/)461/)5(63b64b31e8b6512/tumblrr_mtqx/)nUm241qj2tq3o1_500.gif ((Arrt by Inktail))
:33< dont stop meow nyow beclaws im having a good time having a good time! :33< *the mighty huntress is instantly stopped by a meteor knocking her ass out cold*
"= i'm trying to adjust to doing this and i'm still barely getting rested. but. i assume. i can 'adjust'. ="
i'm. hoo. okay. feels like everything's on fire. i feel like i need to break something.
I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE A TOTAL OF THREE MINUTES AND EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IS HORNY. YOU FUCKS ARE NASTY. #NSFW
It sure as hell feels like that. I can’t get fucked up, though. I’ve only been awake an hour.
try bashing y0ur head really hard against a wall, it st0pped the v0ices f0r me. #g0re just t0 be safe
This edible is weak. #substances
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! not me i have to operate at peak mental capacity to attend a Troll Magic: the Gathering prerelease tournament in a few hours
Ah, who am I kidding, my heart isn't even in it.
Shame about the loot Xrops. /
tHIS COULD BE ABOUT ANY, bLUE TROLL GIRL, iN A FAIRY DRESS, tHAT HAS HAUNTED MY DREAMS,
aND EVEN IF i DID HAVE, dRESS RELATED DREAMS, tHE MOONBEAMS WOULDN'T EVEN BE, sHINING THROUGH, mAKING THE SILK SEMI-TRANSPARENT, aLLOWING ME TO SEE HER SILHOUETTE UNDERNEATH BUT, nOTHING ELSE, #NSFW
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
no such loch 4 me smh
You have no idea the lingering resentment I have over not having any candy corn colored horns. I have never been so jealous of such a ridiculous body part. I'd dare describe myself as covetous, even.
i have but it left ma hair cakey an dry af so neva again unless im gettin paid 2 do it
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Youre right I dont have horns...
Not for a lack of trying on my part, I assure you.
This party isn't that good. May have been a waste of time. I'm still wearing my prepared outfit on the next day.
I gotta find a cologne that doesn't smell like industrial solvent, yet I'll get funny looks if I use perfume. So I kinda just hose myself down with an air freshener before I meet company.
yeah big michael is like my best friend tbh
MY CUEBALL IS G0ING T0 A PARTY. WITH 0THER CUEBALLS. AND 0THER GREEN MEN. S0 N0W MY GREEN MEN WILL BE WATCHING. REACT <3 0R <> IF I SH0ULD TRY T0 ESCAPE. OR <3< AND C3< IF I SH0ULD DIE. #SUICIDE
Whatever. I don't care. I don't even care. I DON'T even CARE. I care immensely.
These posts and any like it were not me and were in fact made by a thief who stole my phone in order to defame me. This is the official story and I will not be taking questions on the matter. https://i.postimg.cc/zBCsb2zm/oh-no.png
(This is me except I'm european so most of the time the parties are happening when I have to go to sleep :/
I'M NOT DOIN' JACK! im not not inta dogs!
Goddamn we need more refs in this joint #fightnight Never thought I'd be cucked out of a goddamn fight.
im not femme im just trans masc and then stopped t for a year cause i wvas wvith egg and then i started again let me livwe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e845972c240b.png
Ouch my pride Lol
I SEE YOU ALL PITYING MY CHIT AS IF THERE’S SOMETHING TO PITY. MY QUADRANTS ARE ****NOT**** A FUCKING MESS THANK YOU, YOU CAN MOVE ALONG, IT’S FINE, GO BACK TO CHITTING WHATEVER HOOFBEAST SHIT YOU WERE GOING TO CHIT OUT INTO THE VOID.
I'm hurt Serket, I can't be that obvious can I?
many men in my repLies shooting their shot with a woman named eLwurd
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Shockingly, "my relationship was exposed by TMZ and I therefore received extreme stress and absolutely no sleep" is not proper reasoning to reschedule an exam, per my professor. But I do believe I aced it anyway. #InAMoroseFashion
If the me problem is curiosity then yes! I want to know!!!!
im a fake idgafer though i do care
update on the whole thunder thing: john has been fried to a crisp
hrn i thought the ragin storm inside my pusher wwould of quelled by noww seems i got to do somethin about this
Saw a real good lookin' troll fella the other day and the fact I'm still thinking about it means I'm 'prolly fucked in the head for life, ain't I? Ain't no goin' back, is there? #vagueposting
Cobwebs in my hair. Fucker.
SEEING OTHER ME'S WHO ARE LIKE...HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND SHIT IS SO FUCKING UNCANNY. I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR FEELING WEIRD ABOUT IT, BECAUSE WHO AM I TO SHIT ON SOME OTHER GUY'S GOOD TIME- BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN YOUR TIMELINE THAT YOU AREN'T CONSTANTLY PLAGUED IN THE PAN BY AGGRAVATION AND HATE.
I'm going into the ocean and yelling.
unpleasant tingly figners :(
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dat bitch ass boy waitr cut me off b4 i cld ask for my fckin umbrla im PISSEd
◥▶◀◤ —> Soulbot is not waterproof. I remain unbathed and with a broken robot. Admittedly, I do not actually generate sweat. Merely the illusion of it. So this is fine, I suppose.
◥▶◀◤ —> Thank you all who helped me arrive. Your pities powered my Soulbot long enough to let me make it across the room!
◥▶◀◤ —> @arachnidsGripes Oh, yes, please, please.
◥▶◀◤ —> @arachnidsGripes Yes... ALMOST there...
◥▶◀◤ —> Keep pitying my posts. I'm close. #suggestive.
◥▶◀◤ —> I take passive damage whenever someone eats oats near me without offering any.
hate hate hate when i know doing what i want to do will make something worse. feeling like i have to argue for control. its humiliating.
i could never imagine quadsmearing you guys are so greedy you fill your quads something some people cant do and then smear them like you dont even care (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, quadsmearing, quadrant discourse, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
Urrrrrrrrgh, getting a headache. And I'm all outta cigs! Gotta get some more from the store, what a pain! #su8stance #8adluck
stiLL kinda feeL Like throwing uP. jeez, what a dumb thing to do, haha! oh weLL. bLocked that asshoLe anyway. #vaguePosting
I’m gonna eat my tablet.
you know, maybe i SHOULD teLL PeoPLe my secret. maybe then they'd stoP getting on my case for being an antisociaL Prick. they'd be Like, "oh, god, yeah, that's a heLL of a fucking curse! i forgive you for everything." #vaguePosting
you ever get the feeling you're disappointing somebody?
I once again find myself to be the subject of a targeted attraction, this time from an even more unexpected source than usual... and once again, I am both disoriented and flattered at the same time. That being said, this may be too much for me to have on my mind at the moment, so I may need to step away from Chittr and focus instead on the mountain of work I have been neglecting the last few nights (in no small part due to another similar happening, and yet another, and yet another after that, though all of these ended up much more amicably than I would have expected). I will be putting my device on silence and attempting to focus on my work. If I am needed, try to have patience.
Dirk stop overthinking shit challenge. (Impossible.)
hating and loving and kinda pitying someone is a lot to deal with. i'm having so much fun. but also my god it's so much.
darn, i missed nepeta week. ah well!
ill be honest wwith you guys my pushers not really in it
im not EVVEN goin to debase myself describin wwhat terrible deeds id go through just for the off chance youd shoot a smoldering look my wway
◥▶◀◤ —> I hate this website's inability to allow me to send more than 16,000 characters in a single message. I have a lot of opinions.
I'll post it if you tell me what you're looking for ;;;;;;;)
To the inevitable space pirate Dirks out there: fuck you. It should’ve been me.
having a bad communication day.
HANG OVER. #substances
((working is hell for fomo
The biggest dilf 0n the dash th0ught i was a lusus the wh0le time
H0rrifying t0 see that my interests are m0re mainstream than i th0ught #nsfw
:33 < i am furry diffurent furrom all of my furriends :33 < they get sad when things die. :33 < they take things super seriously. :33 < and they think i'm weird. :33 < my lusus taught me to survive when i was just a wriggler. :33 < how to move silently, to kill without remorse. :33 < it wasn't until i met equihiss that i realized that my instincts and how i f33l nothing when i kill something was weird. :33 < rather than being a remorseless huntress all the time people tend to react better when i'm just a silly kitty!! :33 < so thats what i am when people are around!! :33 < beclaws other trolls can't deal with the fact that i am a killer at heart!! :33 < even with all the senseless murder and caste battles of our planet :33 < death is still a heavy thing to a lot of them!! :33 < and fur them its hard to watch. :33 < being a mighty huntress is my fafurrite role to purrlay beclaws its true to life!! :33 < sometimes i wonder if people avoid me cause they're scared of me....
Haven't said cloaca in a while so I should say cloaca again. Never forget what sburb took from you. And by you I mean me. (Penis.) #nsfw
Some fuckers really disappear for months and then sidle up to you asking if your plans are still on.
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
i have GOT to fucking check who is posting before i click spoiled images.
oh wow. i can see why that would be a vulnerable song to share. thank you for sharing it with me though! i like it. or, i guess it made me feel a lot! hehe.
fuck i havent posted any perverted thoughts today i should get on that
catastrophic lack of sweet treats rn................................
My pan is alight with complicated thoughts and feelings I have no way to properly rationalize, let alone put to words. I wish to be vague on details, but needless to say it is making my training more difficult, as I find it hard to focus on the punching bag ahead of me when every thought seems to want to drift to something else. This is unacceptable when I am attempting to master trying not to punch a hole through the bag, and I have gone through a total of four tonight already.
...It is more complicated than that, but yes. I do not like that Chittr is getting me to loosen up and chitchat with people.
It is best that I remain vague on the details. However, since I first made an account and began to frequent this site, I have found myself more and more prone to things I once would not have. I find myself allowing for more indulgences. Letting certain things pass the barrier I would once have placed up to filter out any nonsense that was not worth my time, allowing certain individuals to occupy more of my mind than any should ever, if I ever wish to continue working to the full extent of my abilities. Because of this, I wonder if it might be best to step back and allow myself time away from this site, before it and those certain individuals on it become problems instead of vague thoughts that serve to distract me.
i knoww bait wwhen i see it if you wwant your ego stroked that badly you got plenty of backup sycophants to choose from unless you finally realized no one could scratch that itch quite like me
Oh that does sound really temperamental I'm sorry :C
you ever just look at someone and wanna say youre about as funny as seth macfarlane in the most insulting way possible
google why did my cat frow up on my fuckgin HEELS when i posted this joke
cant even go to the movies cause i #glow too much for a theaters shitty ass projector
When the Empress called me cute I spilled my entire glass of chocolate milk
:33< on todays episode shitpeta goes to hell and doesnt clawm back
that dumb old man fucking drafted me im too fat for this shit
"= i'm being played like a game right now. by this purpleblood. i need to get it together. duh. ="
"= vague response should save me. ="
THEY'RE HORRIBLE!!
Given the fact I woke up on the floor with my glasses next to me and the book I was reading open a distance away, it seems I passed out while trying to type this post. Unfortunately it still sent. I apologize.
I am once again feeling lightheaded after reading posts fro ftyvig ob g
i cAnT DiE. mAkEs fOr iNtErEsTiNg sItUaTiOnS WhEn yOu gEt sTaBbEd.
i aM CuRrEnTlY BlEeDiNg oUt iN WaLmArT, fEeL KiNdA BaD FoR ThE StAfF, i'm nOt bLeEdInG On tHeRi sTuFf tHaNkFuLlY.
I do not have the energy to type a post of my usual length. I am very sore, in every single muscle of my body. Therefore I am turning in earlier than usual unless I am too captivated by the Chittr feed to sleep.
i didn't ask to be born with long pretty lashes ok!
https://i.postimg.cc/5t0xYXWw/does-anyone-have-that-meme-that-derives-from-this-og-yaoi-v0-ti7o0oyouqcg¹.webp When I first joined this site and posted an image of myself, I was direct messaged by somebody I have never spoken to with this image and the text: you fr. After spending a good long session on my husktop attempting to decipher 'fr' (it means For Real, for those also uninformed), I spent the rest of the night sitting in shame, misery, agony, and perhaps even a little bit of rage, this image burning into the back of my pan where it may very well reside for the entirety of my life. I do not look like this.
... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]:
trying to figure out what to post here that isn't sad shit and showing i'm currently bedrotting with casey.
I need ass but I am loyal :"o) #nsfw
I kn3w I wa2 f33ling too good for too long. H3r3 w3 go again
I should turn off my my palmhusk and focus on the matter at hand. However, the matter at hand is also on their palmhusk and keeps making posts whole being as hand, and I have found it entirely necessary to continue to check my timeline to be sure I can see those posts.
B33 < after midnight chittr f33d i have an inane question B33 < whats the best underling type <3 = imp <> = basilisk <3< = ogre c3< = giclops
wwho is it im curious
die
no actually
i knoww
social blunder again!
Wait did i noot save the canvas befoore turning my pc ooff fuuuuuuuck me man
i sometimes wwish i had larger spheres #nsfw kinda
((not me rechitting something while on the wrong profile OTL
my fronds are crampin from doin and redoin my hair lately i need kelp this shit takes too long and fore ya ask yea its almoss 2 meters (6ft) long sigh #hotgurlprobz
i think i giggle a lot more than i used to? might need to tone it down.
! oh, hehe. gosh!
REAL!!!
It seems to be that time of night when a certain someone finds themself entirely unable to resist the droning in their pan that tells them to find my latest post and click the 'hate' react button. At this point I should consider it flattery.¹ ¹ #vagueposting
i ended up sleepin longer than i meant to cause i forgot to set an alarm
what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid
MAKING A POLL FOR SOME REPORTS. TOTALLY NECESSARY FOR NEXT WEEK’S ARTICLE. WHAT ARE YOU? BURGUNDY - OLIVE = <3 JADE - COBALT = <> INDIGO - FUCHSIA = O8< NONE OF THE ABOVE/NON TROLL = <3< #ENGAGEMENTBAIT #POLL #NUMBERSGOINGUPORWHATEVER
I thought myself better than to be someone who 'overdoes it', but as I sit here at my desk now I can feel the muscles and joints in my arms and back aching for a warm sopor bath. It seems I did indeed overdo it in training today. For those not in the know, I am training to become somewhat proficient in the art of hand-to-hand combat, purely for the purpose of experiencing the art that is a raw, sweat-covered no-holds-barred bout of recreational fisticuffs between men. ('Men' purely because so far only a man has volunteered to be an opponent of mine in this particular art, the gender of the opponent does not matter so long as we are truly experiencing the raw, primal thrill of the fight.)
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
Normally when I have a secret I don't broadcast my reaction to it for all to see but then again I don't really have that many secrets anymore so maybe I'm just out of practice!
then damn youre complaining for no reason huh
i l0st my fav0rite bracelet t0day.
but im naut a girl so thatd be stupid
Man 3v3ryon3 i2 out h3r3 having fun at my mat32prit2 party but m3 In2t3ad I g3t to watch thi2 cru2ty old fuck g3t to223d around by 2om3on3'2 fuck3d up ov3rgrown p3t until it2 my turn
:33 < fuck mew :33 < my quirk is elite mode
my favorite bar closed and moved locations. what the fuck. i wanted their burnt ends.
Very... very extensive. Like 10k extensive.
I HATE EVERYTHING. I GOT A STRESS BALL BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT COULD HELP BUT MY DISGUSTING ASS CLAWS PUNCTURED IT AND NOW I'M COVERED IN STICKY GOO.
I th★nk you. Though I m★y be impervious in b★ttle, I too sometimes m★ke mist★kes.
BEFORUS MEDICULLERS ARE A SPECIAL KIND OF "I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT." THEY DO A MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION BEFORE EVERY VISIT, AND I DON'T NEED THEM TO PUT ME IN A ROOM AGAIN.
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People have been callin a dilf or a gilf, an A juist figurit oot whit it means.