♥ liked by @turntechGayhead
the windy thing is just so important!!!!!
you just have to love some strong wind! :D
that's some good wind!!!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@turntechGayhead when i was 8 i broke my ankle training with bro he didnt ask if i was ok and honestly i dont think i expected him to i think i just wanted someone to care about how i was had to hobble myself to the hospital only to not be able to pay the bill so what the fuck ever and i was still expected on the roof the next day goddamn texas I'm sorry #cw-abuse #injury 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Man.
gasp you cant just say that here
Call me 'that thang' the way pe0ple wanna b0unce 0n me #nsfw
dont worry dr davebot is here i recommend 5% minoxidil twice a day for life from here on in save your hair while you can
my b im sorry 4 no respectin his transition
// I misread this so wrong lmaoooo brb getting my glasses.
trying to explain taxes by the amount of burgers deducted... oh, gosh, the brutality
Certified banger.
i must be a thanksgiving feast the way your moms stuffing me tonight #nsfw
Noted.
please do
oooo tacoo bell
yeaah i got a good few bags more
mmaan this weed lassts for a long time #substance
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
bein high feeels p dope #substance
slender 8 pages forest find my pages slender the 8 pages (eight) pages find pages slender
slender the eight pages
anon a2k2: "do... you... liike... thiing2?..." ... yeah and ii occa2iionally liike 2tuff a2 well. what the fuck kiind of que2tiion ii2 thii2? a2k me whatever iill a2nwer 2iince kk ii2 takiing a biitch break from mariio kart.: http2://form2.gle/CFuYx2hYmKYXMPrMA
...need a cute lil twink to call me daddy while I pound tf outta him. Yeah that'd hit the spot. That or the weed is speaking. Fuuuck. #nsfw #substance
red with what?
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
a million daves on this damn platform.
orders like 50 bucks worth of candles for my place
of course of course now can we make out im dying to slip my tongue into your mouth or something #suggestive
haha wow im blushing so hard right now you dont even know
Worst opinion I've ever heard actually.
posting about how badly i want that other dave is it not obvious
((youre so welcome dude im also laughing my ass off))
What are you doing?
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
i just gotta make posts talking about how down bad i am for you right ok sure thats easy ill dig in my brain for the horniest shit i can think of saying
alright hows this gonna go down what do i gotta do
ok hi sorry took a bit long im here now though and ready to fuck with mr egbert
alright hell yeah i have shit to do real quick though mind waiting a few minutes unless this cant wait
i dont think he'll buy this but anything to help another dave out im here if the other options you got are too sucky for you
ok fuck yeah who is it you gotta flex on im sure theyll be fucking astounded when they find out an alternate version of you wants you carnally
全力で私の中に射精する間、デイブの首に噛みつき、血を流させるわ。 どうだった？0u0
sure but is it cool if im like another version of you love yourself as they say
Yeah
Hello neighbor
I need @turntechGayhead carnally
Okay yeah sure
EW.
obsessed w @turntechGayhead #real #genuine #facts
I am indeed up u)+|)+|)+|)+|
Why are there so many Time Players (Non-Daughter) right now.
xx_KER_CHOWWWWww_xx
BOOOO!!!
3833 < Gives you a little bowl of seeds. > 3833
wow fine just hmu in dms when u aint busy ;p
:33< same!
uh huh n wut u say about a guy like me bending u over
i like it because its relatable not because its funny
I am liking this post because it is funny, not because I agree with it's message.
call me apple the way i innovate palmhusk technology! 8D
Lowkey wanna get l8id. #nsfw
I WIN!!!! DISCORD GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK ))
But /are/ you a macho bro?
It's your first time in a new town and you decide to hit a local bar. What do you order?
X00< i think it would fall off if you did that!!! :33< do mew want to lose your leg
:33< with your busted kn33???
A lot of Striders are gay. Shocking, I know.
In Tomodachi Life: Living the dream, miis can have hot Gay Sex with each other, isn’t that awesome?
question 4 chittr would u fuck an alt timeline version of urself? #nsfw #selfcest
HEAT.
>> *!! queડt¡on mark waડ an acc¡dent wa¡t wh¡1e ¡'m at ¡t, me too!! ડomeone p1eaડe
>> ડomebody p1eaડe edge th¡ડ guy !! He needડ ¡t!?
>> that ¡ડ, ¡n fact, pretty horny !! god ડame tho
1/4th of the way to the special slender surprise
how goes the page finding today what progress are we at
DO NOT WORRY YOUR REALNESS IS A VERIFYABLE FACT BY MIRRORS WHICH KNOW ALL!
DO NOT WORRY NOT THAT KIND OF FRUIT YOU ARE REAL AND VALID!
whoZ granny Zmith and where ZheZ getting all of theZe damb appleZ
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me when I'm in ∆ pl∆ne or bo∆t of some description
𖦤 Just / squashed / a / roach / or / some / shit / and / it / squirted / on / me??? / I / didn't / even / know / those / fuckers / had / guts / like / that Call / that / Beetlejuice?? / I / GUESS?????? :||
THE SKY.
psychiatrist just prescribed me a low dosage of effexor and a high dosage of listening to car seat headrest what do yall think this means for me
JUST WOKE UP. CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. HI CHITTR.
pointing right casey ten pointing right casey elephant hmmm.
Only sometimes? You've got to uꫂ❁ your game if you want to earn that title, Gayve ❣︎
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
Did you also happen to find a fork in the kitchen?
:33< hi so back im shitpeta
If you're into #feet, neither foot is the wrong one to get off on.
Jeff the Killed my Ancestor(s)
Every time this website has an outage I destroy something you treasure. You will not know what.
Okay that’s fire.
fuck i should've said this man, absolute genius brain
home and ready to- well i still havent figured that part out
fuck john and janes bday is coming up again for some reason its always a whole thing like yeah sure sure its when we played sburb but nobody gets that hyped for my birthday not that im jealous or that i want oodles of praise for being born anyone can do that making a prediction that chittr is gonna shit itself that day
its #findmypages friday you can also participate in #fishingfriday but be sure to look out for my pages while walking through the forest
Fishin' Friday is err'y\/\/\/\/eek. I dunnae care fer this freakiness.
♯no
(=\>.</=) Get ready fur the spam calls now mew'll always have a bro somewhere.
I may be your sister, but I can still bro down.
I got two everything seasoning, two plain, two poppy seed. A bunch of different spreads and toppings.
I'm coming over with bagels.
the term "leopard print jeggings" entered my mind and now i'm eyeing up the alchemiter like the green goblin mask.
Surprised I haven’t heard this one before.
🤗🤗🤗💛
ᐖ WUT IF INSTEAᐖ U WERE FIGHTING 4 AN ONION ᐛ
swa la la la! (DRANK!) swalla la la!! ( DRANK!)
B33 < talents include biting people, mewida analysis, bisexuality, meowing, and kubric stare
#deepshit #philosophy #smartasshorse
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call me thermal paste the way i keep it cool
B33 < my girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax) #nsfw
B33 < whatever man fuck mew *slides my opacity setting to 0*
fire but i personally would've put ever at the end
Never am.
I CAN NOT ANSWER EVERYTHING. ASK A QUESTION OF THE TEXT. THE TEXT WILL HAVE THE ANSWER.
::::'(
DO YOU SEE GAY PORN. THAT MAY SAY MORE ABOUT YOU. THAN ABOUT THE TEXT.
WAGGING MY TAIL…
#truthnuke
BEFORUS MEDICULLERS ARE A SPECIAL KIND OF "I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT." THEY DO A MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION BEFORE EVERY VISIT, AND I DON'T NEED THEM TO PUT ME IN A ROOM AGAIN.