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If you're into #feet, neither foot is the wrong one to get off on.
Jeff the Killed my Ancestor(s)
Every time this website has an outage I destroy something you treasure. You will not know what.
Okay that’s fire.
fuck i should've said this man, absolute genius brain
home and ready to- well i still havent figured that part out
fuck john and janes bday is coming up again for some reason its always a whole thing like yeah sure sure its when we played sburb but nobody gets that hyped for my birthday not that im jealous or that i want oodles of praise for being born anyone can do that making a prediction that chittr is gonna shit itself that day
Good morning. Another reminder to watch for any scorpions in your bathroom. #NotSpeakingFromExperience #ButIDamnNearPissedMyself
its #findmypages friday you can also participate in #fishingfriday but be sure to look out for my pages while walking through the forest
Fishin' Friday is err'y\/\/\/\/eek. I dunnae care fer this freakiness.
♯no
(=\>.</=) Get ready fur the spam calls now mew'll always have a bro somewhere.
I may be your sister, but I can still bro down.
(=\>.</=) Is mewr number still 867-5309.
I got two everything seasoning, two plain, two poppy seed. A bunch of different spreads and toppings.
I'm coming over with bagels.
the term "leopard print jeggings" entered my mind and now i'm eyeing up the alchemiter like the green goblin mask.
Surprised I haven’t heard this one before.
ᐖ WUT IF INSTEAᐖ U WERE FIGHTING 4 AN ONION ᐛ
swa la la la! (DRANK!) swalla la la!! ( DRANK!)
B33 < talents include biting people, mewida analysis, bisexuality, meowing, and kubric stare
#deepshit #philosophy #smartasshorse
call me thermal paste the way i keep it cool
B33 < my girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax) #nsfw
B33 < whatever man fuck mew *slides my opacity setting to 0*
fire but i personally would've put ever at the end
I CAN NOT ANSWER EVERYTHING. ASK A QUESTION OF THE TEXT. THE TEXT WILL HAVE THE ANSWER.
DO YOU SEE GAY PORN. THAT MAY SAY MORE ABOUT YOU. THAN ABOUT THE TEXT.
haha that funny horse is keeping me from being on #suicide watch.
WAGGING MY TAIL…
BEFORUS MEDICULLERS ARE A SPECIAL KIND OF "I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT." THEY DO A MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION BEFORE EVERY VISIT, AND I DON'T NEED THEM TO PUT ME IN A ROOM AGAIN.