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VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ok yay ^^^^^^^^^^
That made me laugh more than it should have.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 the fuck is a brain is that another weird human genital ^^^^^^^^^^
maybe .i missed something back there?
I believe a proper introduction is in order actually. I am The Time Keeper, as the name suggests, I keep the time. This means I am mostly an observer and record keeper. I live in a grand library where all the records are kept, no you probably cannot visit. Despite what you may assume, I am not omniscient. My abilities are mostly limited to observations of things that happen within time, and the permanence to witness it all. I do not recall how old I am personally, nor can I see my own future. I believe this should be sufficient for an introduction, though if you disagree, I am open to most questions.
> are we for eel or on cod <
ok maybe ignoring everyone who loves me wasn't the best call
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @turntechgayhead i Told Him I Didnt Think I Was A Girl When I Was 10 Originally i Remember He Said That If I Wanted To Be A Man Id Have To Learn To Live Like One i Was Like "what The Hell Does That Mean" he Told Me To Sleep Somewhere Else That Night And Kicked Me Out Of The Apartments it Was The Dead Of Winter And I Was In Shorts And A T Shirt i Slept On A Bench In A Public Park i Fucking Hate Texas #cw-abuse #cw-childabuse 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 I Hope You Are Doing Better. ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
then it was pretty good!! :D
A curse with a hidden blessing
ur so smart...
watch out, ur gonna attract vampires
do my grandpa and lusus count? ._.
nak nak motherfuckers
WOOF BB
already got it! i will hype up any and all bars a strider writes BD
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette
#purple
po$t everyone care$ about and wa$ waiting to read:
B;33 < incawnsistent
im like slendermans gay cousin yk ilikemenderman because wow am i gay
B33 < if im efur inconsistent with my puns i didn't furget im just k33ping it furesh and fr33 B33 < cant be too purredictable yk
The fuck is wrong with you.
Yeah.
Next time, let everyone starve.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
What compelled you to make this post.
LEDs in my dick that light up when theres an impact like those shoes with the light up soles
* Ah yes I understand * Having such a high value male speak to you is making you swoon.
* A high tier god like me knows to always check his flank and account for all variables
* That’s what the “they all want me” was meant to represent!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
_. _. .'| .'| .---.',---.' / \ \ Junior heard that some users like boys... Perhaps... | | | | a badge dedicated to people GAY FOR LADS could be offered! \ \ / `---' `---'
\ n >< n / #wow! #juniorheartsyoutoo #enjoybadges
Yes!
dpresion meals r prolly better w others so sure
i just spent 200$ on pizza
man this shit is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 throws it back, berlin rave style
RECHITT
\ ♥ >< ♥ / #loveyoutoobro! #juniorlovesbadging
You get me
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
\ ♥ >< ♥ / #butifyoudid #juniorwouldunderstand #andstillthinkyourecool #orifyoublocked #juniorsotherprofiles #respectingyourspace
Blockless... #juniorneverblocks #didyoublockjunior? #good! #curateyourexperience
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
You ★ll think you're re★lly funny don't you?
If y9u want t9 interact with me y9u have t9 defeat my 7 evil #su6stance s that I a6use
to the tune of mr sandman: mr dickman, bring me a peen make it the biggest that i've ever seen #nsfw
I can't cry. My eyes are mechanical.
I'm gonna start crying rn if you don't.
no way have fun with that, pisshands
yeah ur definitely gonna need that reset after pissing on your hands what the fuck
// private gc rip
((( yes i need a spot for unhinged kankri to roam
nah thanks for askin
shut up davegpt >:(
It 8urns when I pee 'cause this 8ulge game is so fire. #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Loud rech!tt꠹
OK NORMALLY I WOULDN’T WATCH THIS SORT OF THING BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME TO WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE.. WHY AM I UNABLE TO STOP WATCHING THIS?! LIKE IT HAS NON OF MY INTERESTS BUT I’M ACTUALLY CURIOUS ON HOW THESE GUYS ACT TOWARDS EACH OTHER..
ugh,, ii"m not feeliin iit twwoday,, do iit your2elvve2..
god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance
holy shit i just realized ive been sober 4 a whole week n i barely struggled w it
mario kart.
THEN GET OUT OF ANON AND HIT YOU COWARD.
niceeeeeeee (< did the same with davepeta [audhd bpd genderqueer ftm]) ))
adhd ftm bpd dave? did you carbon copy mine /silly))
:33< 😎 mew will lose a game of chess but win a game of chess 3
:33< horoscope season :33< ♈ challenge efurrything :33< ♉ mew will m33t a horse who is a wizard today :33< ♊ try to get out of the 10th dimeownsional hypurr cube today i dare mew :33< ♋ mew will get pitched out a window :33< ♌ the cutest kitty is mew :33< ♍ ride mewre bicycle into quicksand fur a big surpurrise :33< ♎ mew will wake up to find that mew have suddenly and without warning b33n turned into a toad :33< ♏ mew have to do the YMCA :33< ♐ mewve tried bow and arrow but have mew tried BONE and arrow? :33< ♑ a goblin will m33t mew in the shallows and offur mew a dark bargain do NYAT take the bargain it will cost mew meowre than mewre purrpared to give :33< ♒ mew will find a strange growing kinship with the pokemon magcargo :33< ♓ mew will watch b33tlejuice at some point in mewr life
SKITTERS ACROSS YOUR TIMELINE.
HAS BACK PAIN THE DEMONS COME TO TAKE HIM AWAY FOREVERMORE
[|87 :: Do ;t
what
X Davianity x
striderism we all just get real gay not me though im straight as an arrow
amen like its church and youre jesus pal
Send me a message when you're free.
Sighs. I got excited. Well what a shame. Next time.
Want me to make a house call, cutie?
Do they need tended to?
time to go shove my face in crabcakes fat tits and zone out for an hour or so god forbid this man ever get a breast reduction #suggestive
wait is there an aro badge and can i get my hands on it
alright ill do it
im pondering it pretty heavy davil
ok but dave shaped shoulder devil have you considered hes twice my size and would absolutely body slam me for it
youre right dave shaped devil on my shoulder i should go bother him what else is a dave variant for
ugh im so bored im gonna explode or go bother karkat again but he was napping dare i poke the bear
STRIDER IF HE DID PROMOTIONAL CROSSOVERS: I WANT THAT #COLLAB SO BAD, Y'ALL GOT NO IDEA. [∙]
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
its pride month monday
the windy thing is just so important!!!!!
you just have to love some strong wind! :D
that's some good wind!!!
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@turntechGayhead when i was 8 i broke my ankle training with bro he didnt ask if i was ok and honestly i dont think i expected him to i think i just wanted someone to care about how i was had to hobble myself to the hospital only to not be able to pay the bill so what the fuck ever and i was still expected on the roof the next day goddamn texas I'm sorry #cw-abuse #injury 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Man.
gasp you cant just say that here
Call me 'that thang' the way pe0ple wanna b0unce 0n me #nsfw
dont worry dr davebot is here i recommend 5% minoxidil twice a day for life from here on in save your hair while you can
#rolalisoverparty
my b im sorry 4 no respectin his transition
dude you *might* be balding
// I misread this so wrong lmaoooo brb getting my glasses.
trying to explain taxes by the amount of burgers deducted... oh, gosh, the brutality
Certified banger.
shirley u cant b serious!!
i must be a thanksgiving feast the way your moms stuffing me tonight #nsfw
Noted.
please do
thats My SPECIALTY lil DuDe ;o)
oooo tacoo bell
yeaah i got a good few bags more
mmaan this weed lassts for a long time #substance
Yes!
Hmm.
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
bein high feeels p dope #substance
slender 8 pages forest find my pages slender the 8 pages (eight) pages find pages slender
slender the eight pages
anon a2k2: "do... you... liike... thiing2?..." ... yeah and ii occa2iionally liike 2tuff a2 well. what the fuck kiind of que2tiion ii2 thii2? a2k me whatever iill a2nwer 2iince kk ii2 takiing a biitch break from mariio kart.: http2://form2.gle/CFuYx2hYmKYXMPrMA
...need a cute lil twink to call me daddy while I pound tf outta him. Yeah that'd hit the spot. That or the weed is speaking. Fuuuck. #nsfw #substance
red with what?
i wanna take a ride on your disco chit
a million daves on this damn platform.
orders like 50 bucks worth of candles for my place
of course of course now can we make out im dying to slip my tongue into your mouth or something #suggestive
haha wow im blushing so hard right now you dont even know
Worst opinion I've ever heard actually.
posting about how badly i want that other dave is it not obvious
((youre so welcome dude im also laughing my ass off))
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
i just gotta make posts talking about how down bad i am for you right ok sure thats easy ill dig in my brain for the horniest shit i can think of saying
alright hows this gonna go down what do i gotta do
ok hi sorry took a bit long im here now though and ready to fuck with mr egbert
alright hell yeah i have shit to do real quick though mind waiting a few minutes unless this cant wait
i dont think he'll buy this but anything to help another dave out im here if the other options you got are too sucky for you
ok fuck yeah who is it you gotta flex on im sure theyll be fucking astounded when they find out an alternate version of you wants you carnally
全力で私の中に射精する間、デイブの首に噛みつき、血を流させるわ。 どうだった？0u0
sure but is it cool if im like another version of you love yourself as they say
Yeah
Hello neighbor
I need @turntechGayhead carnally
Okay yeah sure
EW.
obsessed w @turntechGayhead #real #genuine #facts
Why are there so many Time Players (Non-Daughter) right now.
xx_KER_CHOWWWWww_xx
print("hi dave")
BOOOO!!!
3833 < Gives you a little bowl of seeds. > 3833
:33< same!
i like it because its relatable not because its funny
I am liking this post because it is funny, not because I agree with it's message.
call me apple the way i innovate palmhusk technology! 8D
Lowkey wanna get l8id. #nsfw
I WIN!!!! DISCORD GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK ))
But /are/ you a macho bro?
It's your first time in a new town and you decide to hit a local bar. What do you order?
X00< i think it would fall off if you did that!!! :33< do mew want to lose your leg
:33< with your busted kn33???
In Tomodachi Life: Living the dream, miis can have hot Gay Sex with each other, isn’t that awesome?
question 4 chittr would u fuck an alt timeline version of urself? #nsfw #selfcest
HEAT.
1/4th of the way to the special slender surprise
how goes the page finding today what progress are we at
DO NOT WORRY YOUR REALNESS IS A VERIFYABLE FACT BY MIRRORS WHICH KNOW ALL!
DO NOT WORRY NOT THAT KIND OF FRUIT YOU ARE REAL AND VALID!
whoZ granny Zmith and where ZheZ getting all of theZe damb appleZ
⟥[▛]⟤ ⟥[∧]⟤M␀⟥[╫]⟤␀⟥[∄]⟤V⟥[∄]⟤N␀⟥[∧]⟤␀TR⟥[⬡]⟤LL␀⟥[∧]⟤NYM⟥[⬡]⟤R⟥[∄]⟤?␀⟥[⬡]⟤R␀S⟥[⬡]⟤M⟥[∄]⟤TH⟥[╫]⟤NG␀⟥[∄]⟤LS⟥[∄]⟤␃ ⟥[▜]⟤
me when I'm in ∆ pl∆ne or bo∆t of some description
𖦤 Just / squashed / a / roach / or / some / shit / and / it / squirted / on / me??? / I / didn't / even / know / those / fuckers / had / guts / like / that Call / that / Beetlejuice?? / I / GUESS?????? :||
THE SKY.
psychiatrist just prescribed me a low dosage of effexor and a high dosage of listening to car seat headrest what do yall think this means for me
JUST WOKE UP. CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP. HI CHITTR.
pointing right casey ten pointing right casey elephant hmmm.
Only sometimes? You've got to uꫂ❁ your game if you want to earn that title, Gayve ❣︎
Your gayme, even. If you will. ❣︎
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
Did you also happen to find a fork in the kitchen?
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
:33< hi so back im shitpeta
If you're into #feet, neither foot is the wrong one to get off on.
Jeff the Killed my Ancestor(s)
Every time this website has an outage I destroy something you treasure. You will not know what.
aw hellll yaaaaa B3
Okay that’s fire.
omg i shoudlve put shades on mine
:/ #usinmynewrsact #yay
fuck i should've said this man, absolute genius brain
home and ready to- well i still havent figured that part out
fuck john and janes bday is coming up again for some reason its always a whole thing like yeah sure sure its when we played sburb but nobody gets that hyped for my birthday not that im jealous or that i want oodles of praise for being born anyone can do that making a prediction that chittr is gonna shit itself that day
its #findmypages friday you can also participate in #fishingfriday but be sure to look out for my pages while walking through the forest
Fishin' Friday is err'y\/\/\/\/eek. I dunnae care fer this freakiness.
♯no
(=\>.</=) Get ready fur the spam calls now mew'll always have a bro somewhere.
I may be your sister, but I can still bro down.
(=\>.</=) Is mewr number still 867-5309.
I got two everything seasoning, two plain, two poppy seed. A bunch of different spreads and toppings.
I'm coming over with bagels.
the term "leopard print jeggings" entered my mind and now i'm eyeing up the alchemiter like the green goblin mask.
Surprised I haven’t heard this one before.
🤗🤗🤗💛
ᐖ WUT IF INSTEAᐖ U WERE FIGHTING 4 AN ONION ᐛ
swa la la la! (DRANK!) swalla la la!! ( DRANK!)
B33 < talents include biting people, mewida analysis, bisexuality, meowing, and kubric stare
🍔
B33 < my girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax) #nsfw
B33 < whatever man fuck mew *slides my opacity setting to 0*
fire but i personally would've put ever at the end
Never am.
I CAN NOT ANSWER EVERYTHING. ASK A QUESTION OF THE TEXT. THE TEXT WILL HAVE THE ANSWER.
::::'(
DO YOU SEE GAY PORN. THAT MAY SAY MORE ABOUT YOU. THAN ABOUT THE TEXT.
WAGGING MY TAIL…
#truthnuke
BEFORUS MEDICULLERS ARE A SPECIAL KIND OF "I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH THAT." THEY DO A MENTAL HEALTH EVALUATION BEFORE EVERY VISIT, AND I DON'T NEED THEM TO PUT ME IN A ROOM AGAIN.