Cronus Ampora
@chivalrousAeviternity
@torpidAnarchy made me make an account Blame him for anythin that goes vwrong // pfp - Panphae (bsky)
aCK HE STUCK IT ON MY BACK
Motherfucker keeps chasing me around vwith a snail If that thing touches me I'm smacking him into the ocean
VWell Porrim and Kan aint touching that shit and I think Loz is just enjoying vwatching me suffer
< It's funny watching you run from someone 2/3 your size >
Yeah I pulled through. I feel like being smug here is deserwved
Try t9 c9ntain y9urself at least s9mewhat. We w9uldn't want y9u getting 9verly c9nfident 9ver s9mething s9 simple.
VWhy are you a 'pussy' if you’re scared If cats are alvways getting into fights?
Something something femininity bad if you're called a pussy that means being called girly, some bullshit human society concept that either bled into troll society if you've heard it. Sorry.
never heard of the term “s(ared7 (at” before?
ugh fuck I hawve a killer headache.. still stand by vwhat I said last night though
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
Good adwvice often doesn't vwant to be heard so I'm doing something right
N0? II2 that h0w y0u liive wiith y0ur2elf? That liie2 y0u g0tta feed tw0 y0ur 2tupiid braiin? anyway n0.
You just don't like that I'm right. Rare Ampora vwin owver here
Yeah cause the vwhole thing is true. You should see my notifications chief they're brimming vwith appreciation
II’m 2ure iit ii2 tw0tally full 0f appreciiatii0n. (Thii2 ii2 2arca2m btw, II d0n’t thiink y0u w0uld have g0t that.)
Bounce on the Penis of Povwer and you’ll find yourself creamed by the Cock of Corruption That's my vwisdom for tolight see you around ewveryone I hawve to go pass out novw
but *im* the bad cronus. okay.
:33< this is just some basic COC level shit
Mines a cautionary tale, not an objectification
Yeesh there's really some buzz on the timeline today. VWhat's all the hubbub?
doesnt help vwith howv much mituna there is. this is too many and it somehowv made the one from my timeline get chittr
Holy shit I actually got it to run I thought I vwas gonna to hawve to replace the engine to ewven get the vwheels to mowve
It's kind of a groowve, I can't lie 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
seeing a couple fudanshi on my timeline and I am fully vwilling to indulge them if they ewver vwanna hit me up
you ewver see a dude and he's just like.. really pretty? Not handsome- no, I mean like a really pretty guy and it makes you question the gender binary again
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VWish I had the kind of relationship I could sing this to 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
I vwonder if he ewver thinks about me these days #ruminating 「 ✦ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: ✦ 」📢
Just got finished up vworking on the bike. novw it vwon't explode vwhen I try to take it for a spin
Hot damn looking at this shit I took yesterday- I look GOOD
https://media1tenorcom/m/87ns4ycf/cute-catgif
Uh oh
okay see @corallineCataclysm ? I didn't do shit he's follovwing ewveryone
for legal reasons im not associated with anyone named cronus ampora
Fuck reminiscing about my old timeline kinda sucks.. I miss those bastards. Maybe if I think about those smoke tricks again .. yeah that'll do it
Finally home. Got the lil pipsqueak curled up in my bed so I took the couch. #beachepisode vwas fun, considering hosting my ovwn shindig at some point.
man.. things are happening at the #beachepisode that I really vwish vwere happening to me instead #wvagueposting