chittr
Avatar

Hazele Mackin

@stonedFarmerfrfr

I’m just a dude who farms stuff man ((Art is by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 108Kull Score: 935 followers6 following

dawg an entire carnival worth of purple bloods got gunned and burnt down yesterday holy shit #violence

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
Avatar
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@cabezaRota[CR]

Do:

I doon't recoommend tangling bulges with a trooll that has moore than oone bulge. Toooo much twisting ends up having all oof them in a fookin knoot and having too explain too the mediculler what happened. #nsfw

Kult: +12
Total: 12

@coalescedduality bro today’s the day

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00

httpZ://media.tenor.com/ZpL4KgZTYggAAAAM/clapping-bored.gif

sesh at my place starts in ten min be there or be sober on the holiest of days #substance

it’s the best day of the sweep bois when’s the chittr sesh? #substance #420

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
@upperDowner[UD]

i will be there nϴ m/\tter wh/\t

Kult: +12
Total: 12

after learning about the fact that there’s shameless horny posting on here i have two. #nsfw

Kult: +10
Total: 10

“it can’t be that boring where you live” dawg someone got punched in the face and the news reported it as a brawl #violence

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

⸳n fucking alternia???? brb m⸳ving t⸳ y⸳ur hivebatch. 🚐

Kult: +2
Total: 2

INCREDIBLE THINGS HAPPENING ON LOWBLOOD NEWS.

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

no, no not alternia.

(damn they didnt even rep00rt 00n the br00ken altar what kinda j00urnalists y00u g00t)>

😞😮‍💨

i forgot i had this lmao

Kull: +10
Total: 10

man i want a java banana now

ight bois i’ve got a big question for my fellow cannabis enjoyers indica or sativa? #substance

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

...indica all the way... i l...ve c...uchl...ck...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
transgender
love yourself
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
@cawingScarecrows[CS]

I usually go for Hybrids lol, usually easier to find shit that'll get me Zonked the Fuck out lol. And I like to be Really Fucked Up.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

same yo, makes me feel so nice after a hard days work.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

hybrids are what you mostly get these days so having a preference for them makes it wayyyy easier to find what you like

hey guys how do you trace a palmhusk’s location?

hey guys, woke up in a tree today.

Kult: +40
Kull: +45
Total: 85
Ratio: 0.89
Avatar
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@crazyAssmoments[CA]

[important context] [did you fall asleep in a tree]

no, i don’t remember falling asleep to begin with

im duct taped to the rafterZ

Kult: +2
Total: 2

how did you manage this

also are you in the barn, garage, or in my barnhive?

ithinK thiZ iZ a barn

a barn or my barn?

uh ohhhhhh

chat do i try rizzing up the internet baddie?

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20

whaht Do These Words Even Me@n . You Are S@ying Nothing . Like The Burger

Avatar
Staff
Part of the Chittr team
Verified
A user of established repute
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 follow ur dreams -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- QlHCbTolJHukMOkFHlJdgxVZllTdmyHbp+PYPYOlkYdMIGZzpwduMieKUAOVLVrY kOnIqkijnzZWYQbfYocjQIdczTMWNOLEJcjlKBVOdvDCHQnuuDUUGRIlYVOQYAXm QKngTEJaBMFPeHXaERJ/XjOcgmZHs/nfBbYtBTRumGongJpJ+BGQieYupoNufMPF SzvCEmJgCmmFkoxUZzcXtzjrsgllKZKTfbxnDDwJjyy+JmRwQpURYlVoPkKbOvrQ MfR+CPXFjLfCkxMAvvhWcoLtYqCxilNtvFwL/QRngZFLMeEqEawpORavx+qTjZsc lYtzSMjAmXmXIBPXdGpOGgYRyXMHubQPySongvwUFYHyYvsxEcJuTfcVbwWYRlzw qkbG =mIdg -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

@coalescedduality hey kerzet, i have a second blunt here with your name on it #substance

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

ohhhh Zhidddddd 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Kult: +5
Total: 5

oh bro btw, it’s that shit i’ve been growing inside the last lil bit, it’s goooooood

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i just smoked the fattest blunt i’ve ever rolled 😎 #substance

Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00

=[]< 👀

👀🫵🚬💨❓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

=[]< 🚬🦉🍃

Kult: +2
Total: 2

hey kerzet wanna have a smoke tomorrow when i’m done harvesting my crop yield?

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

yeeeeeeZZZZZZZZ

Kult: +2
Total: 2

littt

timeline shock is real, like some of y’all just now meeting humans is wild to me.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i’ve been here 30 seconds and i’ve already seen a clockwork aggressively trying to sell shit. they really don’t stop being annoying no matter where you go.

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

「 Is that what that is? ⥮

yup, dorks in tophats who somehow have a strangle hold on all black markets across troll territory.

「 Suddenly, my timeline doesn’t seem so bad. But that could just be me being annoyed. ⥮

no it’s bad, they have an entire sector of the galaxy to themselves.

and even then clockworks aren’t even the most annoying group of trolls out there