Sawyer & Mykael Sankov
@paranoidBandit
he/it
d꩜ubt any ꩜f y꩜u kn꩜w me well en꩜ugh t꩜ ship with any꩜ne but im curi꩜us -sawyer fuck it c꩜me up with s꩜mething f꩜r mykael t꩜꩜
:33 < i ship sawyer & mykael <>
- we share a b꩜dy - he sucks and i hate him (n꩜t like that!!!) nice try th꩜ugh -sawyer
Imma be so serious with yall, if someone hands me a sburb disk I am sending my glaive through my frontal lobe. #selfharm
Perhaps you should do that, irregardless.
Can you go through your corruption arc over there?
Fine. You can be hateful here. You good?
7eah that tra(ks
I'm not sure I really understand what's happening here.
This is the Casper that dies
in the infinite variations a(ross the breadth of the multiverse, there's gotta be one who sa7s "fu(k this shit for real" and headbutts a bladed weapon the instant things turn this wa7. nods sagel7 #violen(e #(w-self-harm
This is the correct move.
Sawyer, when y꩜u see this: The stupid mem꩜ry b꩜x thing was right. Ab꩜ut the culling, I mean. Y꩜u were in an awful place mentally and physically, and there's a *very* g꩜꩜d reas꩜n that y꩜u d꩜n't remember it. But that isn't wh꩜ y꩜u are anym꩜re- because it's wh꩜ *I* am. I'm the "m꩜nster" here s꩜ that y꩜u d꩜n't have t꩜ be. -Mykael
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bfb858259987.png my face when
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⍙vV-eVeRy tI/V\E I VV˄Ke... I DrE˄/V\ Of hOt, FrEsH H˄/V\bUrBuR-Vv⍙
surely the trauma beam w꩜nt get me. i d꩜nt have any trauma t꩜ repress -sawyer f꩜r ꩜nce
((ooc: sawyer you dumb fuck. where do you think the dissociative disorder comes from? anyways trauma beam coming soon once i write him a good one))
Starts waving my wand and mumbling vaguely threatening gibberish again.
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>> Damn, Caડp, what'ડ up w¡th that
I am doing my spells
>> Oh, that doeડ ડound vague1y threaten¡ng
The gibberish gets louder and the wand gestures bigger.
>> Am ¡ ડafe from the ડpe11ડ? Or ડhou1d ¡ be worry¡ng
>> Okay, that'ડ a horr¡fy¡ng reડponડe, thank you Caડper. httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/caડperwhat.png
I'm tired and b꩜red, and I feel as th꩜ugh I've d꩜ne everything interesting that Sawyer's pathetic life has t꩜ ꩜ffer. G꩜꩜d light, every꩜ne -Mykael
((holy shit is this a MMagnus archives reference
((lmao yeah. sawyer is based on a character from an mspfa im planning, which is sort of a tma/homestuck crossover. glad someone caught the many references))
I'm s꩜ green!!!!!
hey. other guy. come up wiiith a name so iii know who to yell at
I think we b꩜th kn꩜w that's n꩜t h꩜w this w꩜rks. Y꩜ur "friend" is sick. His mind is fractured. That's the ꩜nly reas꩜n I exist.
If ꩜nly it were that simple. I d꩜n't want t꩜ be in this b꩜dy any m꩜re than y꩜u want t꩜ be in y꩜urs, "friend".
ate the blunt #fuckyou #substances
the blunt :(
to eat the blunt is to go against the communal spirit. at least givve a bite bite pass
i once got so high i tried raising the volume on a gif #substance
@tinf꩜ilC꩜nspirat꩜r hey since every꩜ne kn꩜ws u get n꩜ play, im here if u need me during this trying time #suggestive
ew. ...can that waiiit for later #suggestiiive
꩜fc man its n꩜t like im psyched ab꩜ut it either. just d꩜nt want y꩜u t꩜ get culled
g꩜ing t꩜ see a psycull꩜gist t꩜m꩜rr꩜w btw. u win teyvak. assh꩜le
iiits not about wiiinniiing shiiithead, iii just want the other guy to get out of your pan
X I hope I’m ur nicest plug #substance x
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do you have mushrooms that make me see things @~,@
X Oh yes I do! #substance x
X Dm me x
o| Ur sMtHiN Ig, LiStEn i nEeD SoMe rElAxInG ShIt iM NoT In tHe mOoD FoR ChAtTeR |o
X Dm me x
⬭ gonna play minecraft. im crafting it. and by "it" lets just say...heh...my mine. ⬭
⬭ i cant take it anymore. why did i say that. ⬭
g꩜regle what d꩜es it mean t꩜ suddenly be places with n꩜ mem꩜ry ꩜f h꩜w y꩜u g꩜t there
legit i blinked n i was at the masquerade. what the hell happened t꩜ me. i made it back t꩜ my hive safely but like am i g꩜ing t꩜ die
Ice Cold Water, Save Me.
Save Me, Ice Cold Water.
Ice Cold Water...
what the fuck happenfd why am i drunk??? #substance
#substance