Sawyer Sankov
@paranoidBandit
he/it
Starts waving my wand and mumbling vaguely threatening gibberish again.
>> Damn, Caડp, what'ડ up w¡th that
I am doing my spells
>> Oh, that doeડ ડound vague1y threaten¡ng
The gibberish gets louder and the wand gestures bigger.
>> Am ¡ ડafe from the ડpe11ડ? Or ડhou1d ¡ be worry¡ng
>> Okay, that'ડ a horr¡fy¡ng reડponડe, thank you Caડper. httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/caડperwhat.png
I'm tired and b꩜red, and I feel as th꩜ugh I've d꩜ne everything interesting that Sawyer's pathetic life has t꩜ ꩜ffer. G꩜꩜d light, every꩜ne -Mykael
((holy shit is this a MMagnus archives reference
((lmao yeah. sawyer is based on a character from an mspfa im planning, which is sort of a tma/homestuck crossover. glad someone caught the many references))
I'm s꩜ green!!!!!
hey. other guy. come up wiiith a name so iii know who to yell at
I think we b꩜th kn꩜w that's n꩜t h꩜w this w꩜rks. Y꩜ur "friend" is sick. His mind is fractured. That's the ꩜nly reas꩜n I exist.
If ꩜nly it were that simple. I d꩜n't want t꩜ be in this b꩜dy any m꩜re than y꩜u want t꩜ be in y꩜urs, "friend".
ate the blunt #fuckyou #substances
to eat the blunt is to go against the communal spirit. at least givve a bite bite pass
i once got so high i tried raising the volume on a gif #substance
@tinf꩜ilC꩜nspirat꩜r hey since every꩜ne kn꩜ws u get n꩜ play, im here if u need me during this trying time #suggestive
ew. ...can that waiiit for later #suggestiiive
꩜fc man its n꩜t like im psyched ab꩜ut it either. just d꩜nt want y꩜u t꩜ get culled
g꩜ing t꩜ see a psycull꩜gist t꩜m꩜rr꩜w btw. u win teyvak. assh꩜le
iiits not about wiiinniiing shiiithead, iii just want the other guy to get out of your pan
X I hope I’m ur nicest plug #substance x
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do you have mushrooms that make me see things @~,@
X Oh yes I do! #substance x
X Dm me x
o| Ur sMtHiN Ig, LiStEn i nEeD SoMe rElAxInG ShIt iM NoT In tHe mOoD FoR ChAtTeR |o
X Dm me x
⬭ gonna play minecraft. im crafting it. and by "it" lets just say...heh...my mine. ⬭
⬭ i cant take it anymore. why did i say that. ⬭
g꩜regle what d꩜es it mean t꩜ suddenly be places with n꩜ mem꩜ry ꩜f h꩜w y꩜u g꩜t there
legit i blinked n i was at the masquerade. what the hell happened t꩜ me. i made it back t꩜ my hive safely but like am i g꩜ing t꩜ die
Ice Cold Water, Save Me.
what the fuck happenfd why am i drunk??? #substance
#substance
*old dogss ssenior ssanctuary voice* I jjusst wanna get dicked down again
>> 1FMAOWHWJWKM WHEHEHE
might be late t꩜ the masquerade t꩜night bc I still have t꩜ pick ꩜ut an ꩜utfit. n꩜t sharing any ꩜f my ideas in advance but y꩜u can trust me when I say I'll be dripped ꩜ut
((ooc: i have an event tomorrow and im going thrift shopping to try to look for an outfit lmao))
Any꩜ne kn꩜w when/where the masquerade is t꩜night? I've never actually been bef꩜re but Teyvak thinks I sh꩜uld get ꩜ut ꩜f the hive m꩜re ꩜ften ꩜r s꩜mething. He pr꩜bably just wants the hive t꩜ himself f꩜r a night but whatever
it'S called the outglut masquerade and there'S a time on the invite. let'S put on our thinking caps for a second here
((ooc: but seriously though if theres like a link/time somewhere that i didnt see that would be nice))
((the link isn’t up 7et, but the time is 2 pm pst - six hours
c< its iN abOut fOur HOurs, Keep aN eye ON DarliN Dearie's accOuNt 4 tHe details >c
c< six, six HOurs, My bad >c
g꩜t tired ꩜f fight night s꩜ im back h꩜me. im b꩜red d꩜es any꩜ne wanna like. d꩜ drugs ꩜r s꩜mething
☆ btw troll idKhow will always be better than troll patd and you Kan argue with the wall☆
I was so excited to listen to new patd after being locked to 2012 for years only to be crushed when time worked normal and it just fell off. I'll give IDKHow a listen
:33< i am nyathing if nyat clawmitted to the bit