
Taylor Maryam-Lalonde
@lipstickThesbian
they/them Androgynous dyke Not a woman

So that is the third Harry Anderson Egbert-Lalonde I have seen on here We have had several Rubies Harley-Lalonde At least one Tavros Crocker And yet I keep hearing tell of a mysterious fourth member of their generation Another Maryam-Lalonde With a familiar name Yet to reveal herself as far as I am aware

Waiting for Godot is at its best in minimalist form But here I am building an elaborate medieval set for it for some goddamned reason Some of these creative directors deserve to be shot

God this really is such snarky horseshit I do not respect either of them #dashwatching

Perhaps I should learn not to click on things #vague

What is this about a beach party I presume like most events here it is an open invitation

God I love femmes

And so the two finally meet This will be interesting

Sigh Dykes <3

I like my new procile picture much better The previous one looked too generic This one is tame but a little bit flirty

I would of course never be so presumptive But god damn I would very much like to suffocate beneath it #nsfw #vaguepost

I have finally located a proper picture of myself Behold My visage (They/Them only) (( art by @spaceNoodle !!!!!! colors by moi )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4959c4e4ecb8.png

Happy mother's day to the Roses and Kanayas of chittr And of course to my own moms who will not see this chit While we may have issues let it never be said that I do not love you both

If I have to hear my mothers refer to me as an immaculate conception one more time I swear

And in fairness to me calling them homophobic was humorous hyperbole But the misgendering I will not tolerate (( OOC: i don't mind if y/c misgenders them! in fact it provides me with opportunity to explore how they react which i like ))

Being called daddy in bed is one thing But being called dad It always throws me and I always love it God I love being a dyke #nsfw #nsfwe #JustInCase

So many people assume that I am related to Egbert I understand assuming I was an IVF baby but why does everyone assume June was the sire Do I resemble her that much or is it just the glasses

I happen to be quite my own type Though I typically go for femmes I do enjoy a butch with a body Sigh Now I am wistfully thinking about Alternate Tay Maybe one day #selfcest

I wish I had an alternate on here I'm sure they would be quite agreeable Clarifying tag incoming now: #selfcest

Damn it I don't think I can count this as simple curiosity anymore Well Open invitation if you are whom I'm talking about Assuming you know whom and what I'm talking about #vaguepost

I can't help that she's Attractive And gets into Interesting situations I Hm #vaguepost










