Maebie Laythe
@erroneousOphelia
I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintessentialSnark
It's Short Thick And Bifurcated #nsfw #bulgeposting
Every D:ay is a gift.
I D:on't even remember what my matesprit's original last name was. She just immeD:iately took mine. :Can you be, like, a golD: D:igger for last names?
Oh, haha! I guess I :CoulD: ALSO be :ConsiD:ereD: a GolD: D:igger!
If liking Troll Fall Out Boy's "D:ebut" album Take This To Your Grave is wrong, I D:on't want to be right wait why are there :Cops outsiD:e
Sorry Babe My Ride Is Here
I Wasn't Aware This Was Something Widely Contested In The Internet Space. Maybe I'm Just Old Though
:Coworkers at my new "job" are :Calling me "Un:C" anD: ":Cringe" every time I put on my playlists.
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING TO SAY 🕷️🍭✨
Re:Cently got what I learn is :CalleD: a "job" anD: now I have to like... go D:o it all the time? WTF
the7 don't tell 7ou this but 7ou (an just leave. and not do it
~⟢||EVVry time I turn my head there's another idiot on the shore tossing a bottle with a note inside into the ocean. "JeeVVik take me back"? How about you take this bottle back and shoVVe it up your||⟣~
If you have a surplus of bottles I will glaD:ly eat them for you!
How many Strixhaven boosters :Can I get if I traD:e in my matesprit @quintessentialSnark ? I think she's worth a D:e:Cent amount.
Im A Mustard Who Cant Code Or Do Psionics The Lgs Has No Use For Me
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't know, but i'll work something out for you if i get a brokerage fee
Eggs Benedict Send Chitt
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.
If my matesprit @quintessentialSnark gets maD:e attorney general D:espite being a lowblooD: AND: literally a fu:Cking TARD:IGRAD:E right now I'm going to lose my minD:.
Tardigrades Are Lawful Creatures! Plus I Think The Attorney General Should Know Real Magic
its hard out here wwhat wwith bein a good eridan wwho just wwants to talk about cool neww findings in the wways of science an wwizard hats an such
I Taught Myself Real Magic Earlier Today. Ama
@erroneousophelia Can Confirm That I've Turned Myself Into A Tardigrade And Have No Intention Of Changing Back
She's right, unfortunately for me. Or perhaps fortunate. I haven't D:e:CiD:eD: yet.
Back From Learning Real Magic Shit Was Easy
D:iD: you manage to turn yourself ba:Ck from a huge tarD:igraD:e?
Bold Of You To Assume I Want To Change Back
<3-They-say-you-are-what-you-eat.-Crunchwrap-supreme...
I Love You Bitch #vagueposting
Because I Fuck The Fish #nsfw
Highbloods Posting About Killing Lowbloods Hoping To Get Me To Act Out On Chittr Jokes On You I Wish Tf You Would