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@erroneousOphelia

I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintessentialSnark

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 1119Kull Score: 72229 followers48 following
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It's Short Thick And Bifurcated #nsfw #bulgeposting

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Every D:ay is a gift.

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I D:on't even remember what my matesprit's original last name was. She just immeD:iately took mine. :Can you be, like, a golD: D:igger for last names?

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Oh, haha! I guess I :CoulD: ALSO be :ConsiD:ereD: a GolD: D:igger!

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If liking Troll Fall Out Boy's "D:ebut" album Take This To Your Grave is wrong, I D:on't want to be right wait why are there :Cops outsiD:e

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Sorry Babe My Ride Is Here

Wtf

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@raucousJabberer[RJ]

I Wasn't Aware This Was Something Widely Contested In The Internet Space. Maybe I'm Just Old Though

:Coworkers at my new "job" are :Calling me "Un:C" anD: ":Cringe" every time I put on my playlists.

Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw

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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ i dont believe you 🕷️🍭✨

I D:on't have to prove myself to you!!

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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING TO SAY 🕷️🍭✨

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Oh okay, sorry frienD:. My baD:!

Re:Cently got what I learn is :CalleD: a "job" anD: now I have to like... go D:o it all the time? WTF

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
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Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
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This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

the7 don't tell 7ou this but 7ou (an just leave. and not do it

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I :CAN?? Thank you for telling me about this loophole.

~⟢||EVVry time I turn my head there's another idiot on the shore tossing a bottle with a note inside into the ocean. "JeeVVik take me back"? How about you take this bottle back and shoVVe it up your||⟣~

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If you have a surplus of bottles I will glaD:ly eat them for you!

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How many Strixhaven boosters :Can I get if I traD:e in my matesprit @quintessentialSnark ? I think she's worth a D:e:Cent amount.

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Im A Mustard Who Cant Code Or Do Psionics The Lgs Has No Use For Me

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They :Can use your horns to put up D:isplays or something surely.

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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't know, but i'll work something out for you if i get a brokerage fee

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I :Can always :Count on you.

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Eggs Benedict Send Chitt

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Who the fu:Ck is BeneD:i:Ct?

WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw

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They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.

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If my matesprit @quintessentialSnark gets maD:e attorney general D:espite being a lowblooD: AND: literally a fu:Cking TARD:IGRAD:E right now I'm going to lose my minD:.

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Tardigrades Are Lawful Creatures! Plus I Think The Attorney General Should Know Real Magic

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That's it, I'm gonna :Counterspell your stupiD: tarD:igraD:e spell.

its hard out here wwhat wwith bein a good eridan wwho just wwants to talk about cool neww findings in the wways of science an wwizard hats an such

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I Taught Myself Real Magic Earlier Today. Ama

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i wwill, but provve it first no sense im believvin wwhat i cant see

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@erroneousophelia Can Confirm That I've Turned Myself Into A Tardigrade And Have No Intention Of Changing Back

best a luck to ya angelfish

She's right, unfortunately for me. Or perhaps fortunate. I haven't D:e:CiD:eD: yet.

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Back From Learning Real Magic Shit Was Easy

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D:iD: you manage to turn yourself ba:Ck from a huge tarD:igraD:e?

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Bold Of You To Assume I Want To Change Back

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Okay, but I'm not pailing a big ass tarD:igraD:e.

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<3-They-say-you-are-what-you-eat.-Crunchwrap-supreme...

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Nook... :C

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I Love You Bitch #vagueposting

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Who is this about... :Cheater.

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Because I Fuck The Fish #nsfw

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I'm fish

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Highbloods Posting About Killing Lowbloods Hoping To Get Me To Act Out On Chittr Jokes On You I Wish Tf You Would

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That :Can be arrangeD:.

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