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@erroneousOphelia — #nsfw

Why is it at all normal for me to get hive anD: have my matesprit not be :Completely nuD:e anD: reaD:y to serve me? How is that fair? #nsfw

Later losers time to D:o things of a sexual nature with my super hot matesprit. #nsfw #GetOnMyLevel

Kult: +10
Total: 10

:Can't believe my lowblooD: matesprit is :Chittr verifieD: anD: I'm not. #nsfw #quaD:rants

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80

"Oh Maebie we have to hang out at my :Communal hivestem anD: not your luxurious palatial hive!" They say. "Be:Cause I'll D:rown!" Or whatever. UGH. #nsfw #relationships

Kult: +10
Total: 10

It's Gobblebeast Time. #nsfw

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

About to #FillPails with my #:Cringefail MustarD: matesprit #nsfw

Kult: +15
Total: 15

No iD:ea how my matesprit @quintissentialSnark :Can stanD: to D:o anything other than worship a fine, beautiful, intelligent troll su:Ch as myself. She's a generational talent in that regarD:. #nsfw #WhatA:C at:Ch

Kult: +7
Total: 7

What some may interpret as "putting garbage in my hive", I :ConsiD:er a new anD: avant-garD:e style of interior D:e:Corating. My matesprit @quintissentialSnark just D:oes not get it. #nsfw #tasteless

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00