@erroneousOphelia — #nsfw
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
Not taking that test be:Cause I have retaken it upwarD:s of ten times in the last several sweeps. I KNOW what kinD: of a D:egenerate I am alreaD:y. #nsfw
I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking
Why is it at all normal for me to get hive anD: have my matesprit not be :Completely nuD:e anD: reaD:y to serve me? How is that fair? #nsfw
Later losers time to D:o things of a sexual nature with my super hot matesprit. #nsfw #GetOnMyLevel
:Can't believe my lowblooD: matesprit is :Chittr verifieD: anD: I'm not. #nsfw #quaD:rants
"Oh Maebie we have to hang out at my :Communal hivestem anD: not your luxurious palatial hive!" They say. "Be:Cause I'll D:rown!" Or whatever. UGH. #nsfw #relationships
It's Gobblebeast Time. #nsfw
About to #FillPails with my #:Cringefail MustarD: matesprit #nsfw
No iD:ea how my matesprit @quintissentialSnark :Can stanD: to D:o anything other than worship a fine, beautiful, intelligent troll su:Ch as myself. She's a generational talent in that regarD:. #nsfw #WhatA:C at:Ch
What some may interpret as "putting garbage in my hive", I :ConsiD:er a new anD: avant-garD:e style of interior D:e:Corating. My matesprit @quintissentialSnark just D:oes not get it. #nsfw #tasteless