Maebie Laythe
@erroneousOphelia
I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintissentialSnark
Snail la vie! That's Fren:Ch for uh. Sometimes you have to pet a snail.
Why is it at all normal for me to get hive anD: have my matesprit not be :Completely nuD:e anD: reaD:y to serve me? How is that fair? #nsfw
Troll GerarD: I woulD: D:IE for you #eriD:anweek
I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek
Please Be Careful People Are Actually Dying At Eridanweek
Poisson D:'avril!! Looking forwarD: to pranking my matesprit by faking my own D:eath! I've been saving up blooD: for WEEKS in preparation! I'm gonna get her SO GOOD:. #AprilFools #AprilFish
I hope one D:ay Troll Robert Smith will get a :Chittr. Or maybe even play at #EriD:anWeek
How D:o you stop your matesprit from orD:ering like 12 :Cheese pizzas? #quaD:rants
I hope all the performers at #EriD:anWeek D:o a big group song at the enD:!
Making little :Clothes anD: glasses for a little D:olly effigy of @quintessentialSnark
This just in, apparently eating pizza is kinD:a gay.
Is Troll :Cher in D:anger? Will there be aD:D:eD: se:Curity for the performers on the next D:ays of #EriD:anWeek?
>([troll c#er protected us all wit# #er beam attack]
iif 2omethiing happen2 two troll cher iim culliing everyone on thii2 platform and then my2elf.
:Can someone tell me what's happening at #EriD:anWeek? It sounD:s like a lot of weeping...?
the7 shot the hell out of bruno mars. then the threshe(utioner squad got ripped the fu(k apart. now the7're boun(ing on trampolines with shirts off in mourning. i think i need to go to more parties
I'll Give You The Tea As Soon As I Can Get Out Of Here
About to enter the after party but then i saw the :Cops go in??
Stay Outside Maebie Omg They Shot Troll Bruno Mars
What is UP garbage enjoyers? What kinD:s of trash are we eating this fine night? #girlD:inner
i dont even know i think the topic has shifted 8 times in the last five minutes
Later losers time to D:o things of a sexual nature with my super hot matesprit. #nsfw #GetOnMyLevel
honestly, this sounds like something i vwould havwe posted get it together, man.
What kinD: of a worlD: D:o we live in where a seaD:weller :Can't engage in some light :Casteism? SMH.
Maybe we neeD: a slur to even it out. Maybe we :Can be like, Heinz Purple Ket:Chups.
You Guys Are Just Jealous Im Verified
thx im a big fan of slurs i collect them basically. my favorite is probably {REDACTED}
GoD: I bet that's the best one. I wish I :CoulD: see it but I think I'm not powerful enough.
:Can't believe my lowblooD: matesprit is :Chittr verifieD: anD: I'm not. #nsfw #quaD:rants
holy fucking shit, was alternia seriously like this???
sup. i'm ruby simpson, marge's secret daughter with the bowling instructor from that one episode where she almost cheats on homer.
my disappointment in this world becomes ever more potent.
Pineapple or no pineapple, I'm eating the :Can AND: the box if noboD:y is :Calling D:ibs.
70 whole D:ollars in meaningless :CarD:boarD: toD:ay?? I love gambling!!!
POINT OF ORDER! THE CARDBOARD IS INCREDIBLY MEANINGFUL
How D:iD: I get this in:CreD:ible boD:y? That's easy. Eating a whole pint of Bug & Jerrie's Half BakeD: every fu:Cking D:ay for a year.