Maebie Laythe
@erroneousOphelia
I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintessentialSnark
I'm just saying, I D:on't think sanD:wi:Ches NEED: to have :ConD:iments on them.
I D:on't even remember what my matesprit's original last name was. She just immeD:iately took mine. :Can you be, like, a golD: D:igger for last names?
Oh, haha! I guess I :CoulD: ALSO be :ConsiD:ereD: a GolD: D:igger!
Nobody Needs To Know What My Original Last Name Was
If liking Troll Fall Out Boy's "D:ebut" album Take This To Your Grave is wrong, I D:on't want to be right wait why are there :Cops outsiD:e
I Wasn't Aware This Was Something Widely Contested In The Internet Space. Maybe I'm Just Old Though
:Coworkers at my new "job" are :Calling me "Un:C" anD: ":Cringe" every time I put on my playlists.
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING TO SAY 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ no it's okay i think a lot of people in this place would say that and mean "haha show me that thang" so i Do Not Blame You!!!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨
Re:Cently got what I learn is :CalleD: a "job" anD: now I have to like... go D:o it all the time? WTF
(Huge shame, I quit mine and now I have to like, wait two weeks before I can leave. Dumb)<
the7 don't tell 7ou this but 7ou (an just leave. and not do it
How many Strixhaven boosters :Can I get if I traD:e in my matesprit @quintessentialSnark ? I think she's worth a D:e:Cent amount.
Im A Mustard Who Cant Code Or Do Psionics The Lgs Has No Use For Me
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't know, but i'll work something out for you if i get a brokerage fee
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c
>> ¡ don't th¡nk they uડua11y get to "p¡ck" that eaડ¡1y e¡ther 1o1
yeah, unless you're me, and apparently this specific version of me :( it causes a lot of grief for people...
They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.
c< tHey dONt eveN get 2 picK, at least NOt at HatcHiNg, tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, liKe, a wHOle prOcess tHat tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, Medicully aNd surgicully >c
We initially do not get to choose at all There are procedures to allow it though And there is a rare but extant surgery to provide a calmacian configuration (( OOC: the IRL term is "Salmacian" but i gave it the homestuck sauce
D:o you have to D:ivor:Ce a matesprit or :Can you just break up? Being a tarD:igraD:e :Counts as irre:Con:Cilable D:ifferen:Ces, right?
If my matesprit @quintessentialSnark gets maD:e attorney general D:espite being a lowblooD: AND: literally a fu:Cking TARD:IGRAD:E right now I'm going to lose my minD:.
Tardigrades Are Lawful Creatures! Plus I Think The Attorney General Should Know Real Magic
Not taking that test be:Cause I have retaken it upwarD:s of ten times in the last several sweeps. I KNOW what kinD: of a D:egenerate I am alreaD:y. #nsfw
I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking
Snail la vie! That's Fren:Ch for uh. Sometimes you have to pet a snail.
Why is it at all normal for me to get hive anD: have my matesprit not be :Completely nuD:e anD: reaD:y to serve me? How is that fair? #nsfw
Troll GerarD: I woulD: D:IE for you #eriD:anweek
I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek
Please Be Careful People Are Actually Dying At Eridanweek
Poisson D:'avril!! Looking forwarD: to pranking my matesprit by faking my own D:eath! I've been saving up blooD: for WEEKS in preparation! I'm gonna get her SO GOOD:. #AprilFools #AprilFish
I hope one D:ay Troll Robert Smith will get a :Chittr. Or maybe even play at #EriD:anWeek
How D:o you stop your matesprit from orD:ering like 12 :Cheese pizzas? #quaD:rants
I hope all the performers at #EriD:anWeek D:o a big group song at the enD:!
Making little :Clothes anD: glasses for a little D:olly effigy of @quintessentialSnark