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@erroneousOphelia

I D:on't know how :Chittr works. I have a VERY strong appetite for re:Cy:Cling. No matter what my Matesprit says, I am a D:elight to be arounD:. <3 quintessentialSnark

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 1119Kull Score: 72228 followers47 following

Writing gore in one tab, smut in another, listening to Troll Evanes:Cen:Ce... maybe aD:ult life IS gooD:, a:Ctually.

Kult: +9
Total: 9

I'm just saying, I D:on't think sanD:wi:Ches NEED: to have :ConD:iments on them.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

You Are Insane And I Love You

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I D:on't even remember what my matesprit's original last name was. She just immeD:iately took mine. :Can you be, like, a golD: D:igger for last names?

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

Oh, haha! I guess I :CoulD: ALSO be :ConsiD:ereD: a GolD: D:igger!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Nobody Needs To Know What My Original Last Name Was

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

mood

Kult: +5
Total: 5

If liking Troll Fall Out Boy's "D:ebut" album Take This To Your Grave is wrong, I D:on't want to be right wait why are there :Cops outsiD:e

Kult: +45
Kull: +25
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.80
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Sorry Babe My Ride Is Here

Wtf

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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Indie Artist Life!
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You Know I'm Bad!
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@raucousJabberer[RJ]

I Wasn't Aware This Was Something Widely Contested In The Internet Space. Maybe I'm Just Old Though

:Coworkers at my new "job" are :Calling me "Un:C" anD: ":Cringe" every time I put on my playlists.

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@raucousJabberer[RJ]

It Is The Kids Who Are Wrong

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw

Kult: +40
Kull: +25
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.60
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
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@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ i dont believe you 🕷️🍭✨

I D:on't have to prove myself to you!!

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honse,
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@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ I DO NOT WANT YOU TO I JUST THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING TO SAY 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Oh okay, sorry frienD:. My baD:!

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@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ no it's okay i think a lot of people in this place would say that and mean "haha show me that thang" so i Do Not Blame You!!!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Re:Cently got what I learn is :CalleD: a "job" anD: now I have to like... go D:o it all the time? WTF

Kult: +31
Kull: +15
Total: 46
Ratio: 2.07

(Huge shame, I quit mine and now I have to like, wait two weeks before I can leave. Dumb)<

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Total: 7
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@bummelBoogie[BB]

the7 don't tell 7ou this but 7ou (an just leave. and not do it

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I :CAN?? Thank you for telling me about this loophole.

How many Strixhaven boosters :Can I get if I traD:e in my matesprit @quintessentialSnark ? I think she's worth a D:e:Cent amount.

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
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Im A Mustard Who Cant Code Or Do Psionics The Lgs Has No Use For Me

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Total: 2

They :Can use your horns to put up D:isplays or something surely.

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Hm Good Point Ok

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This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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Chchow is your friend!
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't know, but i'll work something out for you if i get a brokerage fee

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I :Can always :Count on you.

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Total: 10

WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw

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Kull: +45
Total: 117
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Thats Wild

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< accOrdiNg 2 a frieNd Of MiNe, tHey dONt eveN get 2 cHOOse, sHits is wild >c

Kult: +11
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@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> ¡ don't th¡nk they uડua11y get to "p¡ck" that eaડ¡1y e¡ther 1o1

Kult: +9
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@gardenGamma[GG]

yeah, unless you're me, and apparently this specific version of me :( it causes a lot of grief for people...

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ fucked up 1f true... /

Kult: +10
Total: 10

They D:on't even get to pi:Ck???? Sorry to all the humans out there.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @megaloMemes[MM]
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They Dont Even Get To Pick!?!?!?!

Kult: +5
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< tHey dONt eveN get 2 picK, at least NOt at HatcHiNg, tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, liKe, a wHOle prOcess tHat tHey Have 2 gO tHrOugH, Medicully aNd surgicully >c

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@lipstickThesbian[LT]

We initially do not get to choose at all There are procedures to allow it though And there is a rare but extant surgery to provide a calmacian configuration (( OOC: the IRL term is "Salmacian" but i gave it the homestuck sauce

Kult: +5
Total: 5

D:o you have to D:ivor:Ce a matesprit or :Can you just break up? Being a tarD:igraD:e :Counts as irre:Con:Cilable D:ifferen:Ces, right?

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

If my matesprit @quintessentialSnark gets maD:e attorney general D:espite being a lowblooD: AND: literally a fu:Cking TARD:IGRAD:E right now I'm going to lose my minD:.

Kult: +20
Kull: +17
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.18
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Tardigrades Are Lawful Creatures! Plus I Think The Attorney General Should Know Real Magic

Kult: +5
Total: 5

That's it, I'm gonna :Counterspell your stupiD: tarD:igraD:e spell.

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Youd Better Not!!! >::(

Not taking that test be:Cause I have retaken it upwarD:s of ten times in the last several sweeps. I KNOW what kinD: of a D:egenerate I am alreaD:y. #nsfw

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking

Kult: +16
Kull: +2
Total: 18
Ratio: 8.00

Snail la vie! That's Fren:Ch for uh. Sometimes you have to pet a snail.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Why is it at all normal for me to get hive anD: have my matesprit not be :Completely nuD:e anD: reaD:y to serve me? How is that fair? #nsfw

Troll GerarD: I woulD: D:IE for you #eriD:anweek

Kult: +10
Kull: +15
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.67
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@abettingGamine[AG]

I WØULD CULL FØR YØU GERARD WEIGHH

Either way, what bliss!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek

Kult: +20
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Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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Please Be Careful People Are Actually Dying At Eridanweek

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Poisson D:'avril!! Looking forwarD: to pranking my matesprit by faking my own D:eath! I've been saving up blooD: for WEEKS in preparation! I'm gonna get her SO GOOD:. #AprilFools #AprilFish

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I hope one D:ay Troll Robert Smith will get a :Chittr. Or maybe even play at #EriD:anWeek

Kult: +5
Total: 5

How D:o you stop your matesprit from orD:ering like 12 :Cheese pizzas? #quaD:rants

Kult: +21
Kull: +10
Total: 31
Ratio: 2.10
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You Dont

Kult: +10
Total: 10

R;c;n?

I hope all the performers at #EriD:anWeek D:o a big group song at the enD:!

Kult: +5
Total: 5