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📧 -> I’m Probably Nonbinary But I Have A Job So I Don't Really Care About That Right Now. Cheers, Kelric Stravi
I Have A Matesprit, Thanks
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
Please Be Careful People Are Actually Dying At Eridanweek
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
a little ♯lascivious of me https://i.imgur.com/QDJ2AWS.png ♯nsfw ♯myhole
You Dont
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
^^ The sort of thing you risk when you build a land bridge to your hive's doors, I guess. ^^
^^ Watched someone try to plow their scuttlebuggy through the wall of my hive. They weren't expecting the incline, though, so they just kind of... ramped off. ^^ ^^ Into the ocean. ^^ #notresponsible
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
ughhh whatever im bored ♯casts more ♯evilmagic ♯myevil
Love Watching Clips Of Hive Md On Grubtube
i had ♯nothing to do with whatever happened at ♯eridanweek i wasnt even there
Thinking of becoming abnormal and offputting. Not sure I could manage.
mayb_e if th_ey g0t tr0ll m0r_e m0r_e jump t0 g0 t0 #_erida|\|w_e_ek i w0uld'v_e b_e_e|\| th_er_e
inu yasha is coming up next then at 10:30 .hack//sign https://i.ibb.co/99XrGqmv/image.png https://i.ibb.co/d4mgSzfw/image.png https://i.ibb.co/7tdqvJ9C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/Ndvgcn3n/image.png
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 The rum𝅝r c𝅝me out,𝄾 𝅗𝅥𝅝es Tr𝅝ll Bruno 𓆏 Mars is 𓆏 𝅗𝅥ea𝅗𝅥?𝆓 Tr𝅝ll 𓆏 Bruno 𝓂ars is 𓆏 𝅗𝅥ead is the ♫ m𝅝st 𝅗𝅥is𝄴ussed in the 𓆏 me𝅗𝅥ia in ♪ the 𝆑ew hours 𓆏 ag𝅝.𝄽 ♫ Even it has ha𝆏pened 𓆏 in 𝄱eridanweek,𝄾 ♪ 𝄬ut so𝆐e 𝅝f ♪ the ♪ 𝆏u𝄬li𝄴 ♫ still 𝄴urious about what is 𓆏 exa𝄴tly ♪ hap𝆏ening and to ♪ 𝄬e the reason there is a ru𝆐𝅝r ♪ c𝅝mes out about his death.𝄽 At 𓆏 that ti𝆐e ♫ he 𝄬e𝄴ame the massive s𝅝cial netw𝅝rking ru𝆐𝅝r.𝄽 The pu𝄬li𝄴,𝄾 es𝆏e𝄴ially his 𝆑ans are 𓆏 sh𝅝𝄴ked.𝄽 He ♪ just 𝄴ame ♪ 𝅝ut with ♫ his ♪ kulling 𓆏 which is sprea𝅗𝅥 massively.𝄽 ♪ This time ♫ is not a𝄬𝅝ut 𓆏 his 𝆐usic career,𝄾 𝄬ut his kulling.𝄽 The ru𝆐or ♫ is out of stan𝅗𝅥ardize 𝅝𝆑 h𝅝ax,𝄾 a𝄴cor𝅗𝅥ing the ♪ last re𝆏𝅝rted this singer reveale𝅗𝅥 himsel𝆑 as h𝅝𝆐osexual.𝄽 ♪ D𝅝 y𝅝u still 𝄬elieve 𝅝r ♫ not,𝄾 this ru𝆐𝅝r is really mu𝄴h talke𝅗𝅥 𝄬y 𝆏eople even in a 𝆏erson o𝆑 ♪ his fans.𝄽 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
iif 2omethiing happen2 two troll cher iim culliing everyone on thii2 platform and then my2elf.
>([troll c#er protected us all wit# #er beam attack]
I'll Give You The Tea As Soon As I Can Get Out Of Here
bro thi2 2hit i2 crazy
the7 shot the hell out of bruno mars. then the threshe(utioner squad got ripped the fu(k apart. now the7're boun(ing on trampolines with shirts off in mourning. i think i need to go to more parties
Stay Outside Maebie Omg They Shot Troll Bruno Mars
Womens Wrong Of The Day: Steal Your Matesprits Name @erroneousophelia Never Saw It Coming
remember when liife looked liike thiis? (handcam footage of a man runniing through endless halls and rooms iin a niightmariish escheriian maze, zero reverse viideo search results)
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
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Who's your fav Monster High character? Mine is Draculaura.
IIt diisgusts me how my haiir begs for iits liife by lookiing decent when II’m about to schedule a haiircut
Migrating The Herd Txmxrrxw Night Tx Greener Pastures. Hxping It’s A Simple An’ Easy Xne This Time… See Everyxne Later, Gxxd Day.
Now playing - Black S)(eep by Metric )(ttps://youtu.be/1xcSDYy3Dl4?si=N)(je-O)(3fsZeU)(bQ #nowplaying
Yeah The Wiki Didn't Mention That At All
Me and my comfort Cheez-its against the world.
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i'll play my Hexing Squelcher first!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! tonight i am putting together a lawsuit against His Honorable Tyranny, my district's head judge. ideally this case will be overseen by like a different judge but i can make it happen regardless. the charge is for workplace mistreatment because courtblock recess is always too short (to play #tmtg. so uh i guess if any other legislacerators, any bailiffs, any justiceradicators, sterrornographers, etc other court employees would like to contribute testimony or be called as witnesses please reply to this post or send me a DM #law
thx im a big fan of slurs i collect them basically. my favorite is probably {REDACTED}
POINT OF ORDER! THE CARDBOARD IS INCREDIBLY MEANINGFUL
Some of you are not meant to form words into sentences but do so anyways. It shows very clearly.
been seeiing a lot of chiitteriing about miisbehaviing homunculii. my homunculus got iinto the trash once. now iit’s on hiigh dosages of antii-psychotiics and benadryl and attends weekly jungiian dream analysiis therapy sessiions
READING ONTO THE RECORD! sometimes people think i am pitch flirting with them because i argue about every little thing they say about the most meaningless semantics for literally no reason even if i know im wrong just for the sake of arguing. no bestie i am just a legislacerator if i was pitch with you i would be biting already
POINT OF ORDER! nothing is banned at recess if the bailiff can't see you
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is court recess never enough time to play #tmtg
Get Good
Love Going On A Wiki Deep Dive About Humans But Holy Shit Some Of This I Cannot Unsee
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
To Make Myself Incredibly Clear #pineapplebelongsonpizza
I reely s)(ould be )(olding someone's )(and rig)(t now. #)(oldgills)(ands #)(oldboys)(ands #)(oldt)(eyt)(ems)(ands #)(oldeveryones)(ands
would u guys be mad if i gave u a dead squirrel as a gift #death #dead
lemme test ⊙ut this image embed shit ᥕ a pic ⊙f the lil dude i made during lecture t⊙daᥡ https://cdn.imgchest.c⊙m/files/0d33fe31a2aa.jpeg
I Dont Even Get Dizzy
♯cancel ♯quintessentialsnark ♯yourcancel
Wrong Mine Can Be Used As Philips Head Screwdrivers
stole more gun
many of my "peers" say i should stop smoking in the hospital. never. ever.
I haven't checked out a tidepool. Maybee I'll put it on my to-do.
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
In My Experience It's Best Done With Company. I Dont Go Near The Ocean Without @erroneousophelia
saw the red dot on my forehead and ii reconsiidered
The Good Thing About Being A Chimera Is That I'm 15 When I Have To Tour And Shit But When At The Liquor Store I'm 31
An.o°ther nightly daily reminder that if y.o°u sleep y.o°u are ch°o.o°sing t.o° minimize y.o°ur p.o°tential simply f.o°r s.o°me supp.o°sed material "c.o°mf.o°rt" that d.o°es n.o°t even feel g.o°o.d
♯dashwatching those ♯purpleguys just ♯brotfout is like seeing ♯social ♯hoofbeasts interact in the ♯wild ♯natureisbeautiful
:33< oh noooo pink kryptonyate guess im gonna have to kiss girls about it
One Of These Days I'll Learn Digital Art But Today Is Not That Day
Consider Taking Them To Costco For A $1.50 Hotdog. Bitches Love The $1.50 Hotdog
Don't forget to Jeff the Kill today.
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
rewa7ching 7r0ll 7wiligh7 and b00ing when 7r0ll jac0b p0ps up 0n screen... ugh....
The .o°nly D.o°cterr.o°r any.o°ne sh.o°uld trust at a party is the D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper!!
i trust dr gregory house evenn with the mmalpractice. he got results
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! cardboard gambling how is this even a question
Let Me Be Clear.... Naw... Let Me Be Opaque
~vvho up slugging they sea haha get it #joke
Oh, Fun You Say? Join Our Troll Magic: The Gathering Pod, We'll Show You Fun
I 2p3nt my whol3 lif3 training to carry thi2 burd3n
it is ab.o°ut having s.o°me.o°ne t.o° test y.o°u if y.o°u .o°nly ever use a cl.o°th .o°n a knife it will dull y.o°u need a cl.o°th t.o° clean and a st.o°ne t.o° sharpen yes?
♯need a ♯button to ♯shoot me back to the ♯typingbox after ♯scrolling ♯chuddily
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
is it appropriative to use troll terms? because i think scuttlebuggy is a very cute word and i would like to say it! if that wont get me weird looks, i mean
I’ve Been Advised By My Denterrorizer To Avoid Fighting In My Weakened State
Women Want Me. The Minds Of Fish Are Unknowable
Lesbians?
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
meemaw loves you all enven if.you all disgust her
~expect more faunaposting later! if you have any favourite oceanic critters you’d like me to highlight please let me knovv
If You Spot @erroneousophelia While Out And About Please Give Her A Gentle Pat On The Head And Send Her Hive, Thank You.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! were you or anyone you know misled by Olive Lawnring's "infinite pasta" false advertising campaign?
I Can't Eat At Olive Lawnring Since The Incident. I Have Indulged In Endless Apps At Tgifrightdays, But Not In A Way That ReqUires Legal Counsel
I’ve Been Flushed With A Seadweller For Over 5 Sweeps #ama #nsfw #qUadrants
mr. electric send this reader to the penis explosion chamber #nsfw
>AcK< shredded Like Cheese, I Y0ink And SplOink My Way D0wn The River, 0n The PrOwl FOr A Nice, New Bridges
Shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. Just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. While gay. I love you guys. /p
>AcK< ex0dia! Prolifera+e!
this pleases me
♯youre just ♯mad that my ♯presence is ♯strange & ♯offputting & ♯yours ♯isnt
:33 < i started giggling to myself and snickering sooo much that i had to share this mental thought :33 < imagine a regular meowbeast but :33 < ooo3333h33hee :33 < im shaking in gigglyfits about this irl :33 < but instead of being normal :33 < it just got up on its hind legs and did a whole dance?? XDD < baah33h33h33!!! #cats #h33h33
D --> Horses
I2 that what th3 kid2 ar3 calling it th323 day2?
Airtight, roll call. Yaboi might actually throw thi2 fucking party. N33d to know how much liquor i n33d to gath3r up. Byopf
2o if I thr3w a party who'2 2howing up??
#BringThemBack #Lolcats
If I Had The Technological Acumen I Would Use #specificposting To Doxx My Denterrorizer
The Denterrorizer Said I Did A Good Job And They Even Let Me Keep The #teeth
I Lived Bitch
Highly Doubt I’m Being Vague Posted About Cause Nobody Knows Who I Am. Also If I Am Vagueposting Please Rest Assured It Is Only Ever About @erroneousophelia Who I Let Proofread My Chits Before I Post Them Because I Am A Good Matesprit
Alright Fine I’ll Do A Total 180 And Get Really Into Pailing @erroneousophelia Get Over Here #nsfw
Ok Chittr I Retreat To The Respiteblock. Sleep Tight. Don’t Let @erroneousophelia Bite (only I Get To Be Bitten)
S.o°da fun fact which is fun: Y.o°u like s.o°da #s.o°da
shOut Out tO kissing and hOlding hands and lOOking lOvingly intO each Other's eyes XO
Born To Get Ink Forced To Sell Chairs
shout out to biting and growling hatefully at each other's very being #nsfw #stayhateful
♯what if we ♯succumb to the ♯inevitable 😳 ♯beneathe the ♯eternalspiral 🥴🥴🥴
good mornin wwretched wworms
To a clock a gag: The Rose Lalonde Walkthrough.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! if i didn't run a law firm or so successfully capitalize on the passions i have then the next best option would probably be to run a cozy little bookshop. but without worrying about having to managing inventory or anything. basically a money laundering front where i get to read
i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME WHEN TROLL WIZARDS DANGLES KEYS ABOVE MY HEAD TO MAKE ME FORGET THEY LAID OFF 20% OF THEIR EMPLOYEES
Real Love Is Still Being Your Matesprit Even Though You Kick My Ass Every Fucking Week
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! one hundred percent agree. (#grixisforlife)
OBJECTION! there's a lot of discourse around universes beyond in #tmtg and i really want to defend it because i mostly like it but the art direction alone in the turtles set pisses me off so bad. mechanically it's at least more interesting than spiderman imo because that was a nothingburger all around but i hate it
Great. The @horrorTerror broke my notification hub. It’s now glitching out rapidly and completely useless. That’s what I get for trying to follow up on the email I sent.
Ķ̵̡̛̟͎̠̰̦͔̞̜͉͎̤̙̋̍̆̔͂̇̓̽́̚͝U̴̟̰̤̘͉̼̝̹̬̹̜̞͙̺̇U̸̗̙̲̗͚̻̩̝̎̈́͒̆͐́̃̊̚͜ͅL̶͔͓̤͔͙̱͚̹͊̈́͐̈́̀͐̅́̀̾͐̇͂͝͝A̸̧̧̫̥͚̲̼̱̙̙̞͍̪̙̥̗̓̾̉ͅG̶̭̻͕̱̖͊Ǫ̸̡͎̫̞̳̫̝͔̘̔̍͐͗͜͜͝T̶̡̰͚̬̫̹̩͈̭̥̰̰̀̒̍̀͒̊̿̀̊͝͝͝ͅH̴̨̧̨̨̙̘̥̝̱̘̥͓̟̳̰͆̌ stuns in new selfie. https://i.postimg.cc/QMMxV0FC/Horrorterror.webp #horror
♡All lowbloods are queens♡
Aw, I'm Into You Too
Some people are so easy. All I have to do is bat my eyelashes and sound so, very pathetic and people will just do things for you. #NeverDoThingsForYourself #Manipulation
🎦 turnz out that SOMEHOW crashing a quote official government event unquote with some sicknasty pogo trixxxxxx is NOT allowed so i wuz escorted off the site smh https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/63/95/7f6395506b59743f4f0e01b2574bee31.jpg
Don't listen to the notifs. We aren't a troll. We don't do any trolling, We're fully, genuinely, sexily US. What a goofy accusation for the website to make...Troll...
=( I wanted to provide you all with another one of my well received "Atlans Appearances", however, the requested "professional photograph" that was asked of me will not be ready tonight on account of my appointment at the local JC Pennys not being until tomorrow. Instead I offer you this; a wriggler photo of my lusii's species that I've just come across. He hasn't been present for weeks now, but once he returns I promise to take an image of his adult appearance for you all to see. Isn't this cute? https://files.catbox.moe/azsvfv.jpg )
I do have good taste. Everybody who says that about me is factually correct.
DiNNER!! THE iMAGE WiLL WORK THiS TiME i SWEAR HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/00581E602883.JPEG
all quadrants can be a little blackened if you put your mind to it #nsfw #blackrom #pitchposting
*0blit_erat_es y0u with magic*
=( @archaicCryptid I'm not sure what compels you to come on this platform and tell lies. The people on this forum depend on us for their education on all things #bugs. There are several species of snails that engage in regular cannibalistic tendencies, both on the dead and alive. An example would be the Euglandina rosea, colloquially known as the "cannibal" snail. This species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs. This has been TRUE insect facts with Atlans. )
Excuse my ignorance but, are snails considered insects? I'm asking from a completely genuine and curious point of view, I'm not trying to be snarky or anything of the sort.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS ISN'T A TRUE INSACT FACT CUZ SNAILS AREN'T BUGS BIG DAWG, THEY'RE MOLLUSCS OR WHATEVER
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Please stop hydrating the false flora. They are not thirsty. They are plastic.
|<o>| fiend fact: snails d<o>n't eat dead snails usually because they have an imbedded m<o>ral c<o>de which disc<o>urages snail cannibalism
I've been a city boy my whole life. I like to see life built on top of itself.
|<o>| what makes a g<o><o>d pickle??? what is g<o><o>d pickle criteria???
🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif
Honestly I Should Be Used To This Kind Of Thing By Now
hm. realized im depressed and miserable. #nothingfuckingnew
What?
...huh?
|| CURRENTLY IN A SAUNA SMOKING A COMICALLY OVERSIZED SEADWELLER CIGAR | I FEEL #HEDONISTIC AS FUCK | THANK GOD I DONT WORK TOMORROW | MAYBE I GET A MASSAGE TOO BUT THAT FEELS LIKE TOO MUCH FOR A WEDNESDAY | OVER ||
|| BOSS GOT ME STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE CIGAR AND NOW IM JUST LOOKING AT IT | IT'S ALMOST TOO NICE TO EVEN SMOKE ||| KEY WORD ALMOST | OVER ||
Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
Curses. I had forgotten entirely. No. No, I do not. You reprehensible rapscallion you. You have a dark soul. Devoid of the humanities. As the bonfires litter your paths of carnage left behind you. You assume the path of the persecutor. Of the penetrator. Of the vile and loathsome. Git Gud, your very aura seems to say, with mockingly smug derision. I stand aghast and in awe of you. And I will never pay the one. Not even if I had an Eldrazi Scion expendably at the ready. https://i.imgur.com/rTkFLsQ.png
Still Not Thrilled About The Exiling Cards Bit. If My Sanguine Bond Is In There I'm Gonna Be So Mad
I may have met my intellectual contemporaneous peer, if not rival outright, in you Behbie Laythe. While you will still, in accordance with game rules, be required to exile the top twenty cards of your library, there is nothing I can do further to impact your board state's immediacy. Try as I might, I am but a puddle of piss in a hurricane. Good girl. You have thoroughly routed me. A flawless maneuver, one might even say. https://i.imgur.com/Xt4V3rf.png
You cast...Force of Will on an already resolved creature? You fascinate me, Sedrek. Impressed by the boldness of your maneuver, I, too, decide to play dirty for style points. I target your Force of Will with a Counterspell, then, abominably, expend five of my own life points cast Lightning Bending to target...you guessed it. My own Counterspell. All spells fizzle for lack of suitable targets and/or pre-emptive disarming. The world is safer, stupider, but a far more harrowing place. The rules of conventional morality no longer apply here. May outer gods preserve your chitinously hardened skin. https://i.imgur.com/NkrDipd.png
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
life update: i made it another day without burning down troll hot topic. they will unfortunately see another day, and i'll see another paycheck.
Your measure is successful in convincing me of your docility. I take pity upon you and your precious permanents for now. Tapping a Wastes, Basalt Monolith, Sol Ring, sacrificing four Eldrazi Scion creature tokens, an Island and a Swamp, I cast It That Betrays in furtherance of my deck's Annihilate synergistic components. This is arguably not much better. https://i.imgur.com/N5sHCZZ.png
leave the ta8le at this point girl i run 8oros im fuuuuucked
my ♯questionablemethods produce ♯undeniableresults & none of you have the ♯spheres to ♯get ♯on ♯the ♯fucking ♯surgerytable
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
still ♯evil
extremely glubbin funny to see peeps on my timeline hatin on the signless meanwhile im sittin here like dam the buoy has some good points wish id been willin to listen a couple thousand sweeps ago
I LOVE $AYING "WHY WOULD I LIE" WHILE I'M LYING.
Once I learn how to send images over chittr.ing it's over for this Peanut.
They love to hate from outside of the club.
I Blocked Someone's Lusus !?! Who Was It ?
He⁻ard one⁻ of my the⁻orie⁻s de⁻monstrate⁻d wonde⁻rfully by anothe⁻r scare⁻ntist and would like⁻ to share⁻. Suppose⁻ you have⁻ a cube⁻ e⁻mitting two e⁻qual pulse⁻s of light on the⁻ le⁻ft and right face⁻s, and the⁻ box is moving to the⁻ le⁻ft. The⁻ le⁻ft light is blue⁻shifte⁻d, whe⁻re⁻as the⁻ right light is re⁻dshifte⁻d. The⁻ blue⁻shifte⁻d light carrie⁻s more⁻ mome⁻ntum than the⁻ re⁻dshifte⁻d light, but the⁻ ve⁻locity has not change⁻d. The⁻re⁻fore⁻, the⁻ mass must have⁻ change⁻d in orde⁻r to make⁻ up for the⁻ change⁻ in e⁻ne⁻rgy.
🍌- I FOUND K. ROOL AT THE TROLL DENNY'S PARKING LOT, I'M ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO A CROCODILE LEATHER JACKET!!!
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
Do you think seahorses write fpreg... #nsfw
> 1 d0n't understand s0me jellybean flav0rs
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
PEOPLE APPARENTLY DON'T LIKE SLAVERY OR FEMBOY FARMING
WhilΣ I'm hΣrΣ, I might as wΣll mΣntiΦn that I'm alsΦ lΦΦking fΦr vΦluntΣΣrs tΦ participatΣ in mψ prΦjΣct. CΦmpΣnsatiΦn will bΣ ΦffΣrΣd shΦuld ψΦu survivΣ.
ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING A GOOD WOOFBEA$T
mateys is it a crime to get wwhite boy wwasted askin for a friend
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
Yeah Like Ocean Trash
</3: I Make Up For It With My Natural Beauty, Yes? ;p
</3: What A Lively First Few Hours Here, I Hope It Remains Like This Every Day,,,
Just a reminder: sleep is f.o°r suckers. Y.o°ur pr.o°ductivity nightly can be nigh d.o°ubled by f.o°rg.o°ing it entirely
i thought you were troll gerard way on my feed for a moment! (tags: frerard, misidentification, archive rating: G)
I'veBeenCookingUpANewScheme, ItInvolvesTheEmpress. HopefullyItWorks.
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(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/selfie.png Here is a selfie before I ride my buggy. Yes, that's a uniform. No, I'm not trained to use it but I needed clean clothes. Wish my luck. My journey begins now I guess. ⚘
no one;s beatin mY чniversal record on portal 2 100% completionist speedrчn
saY hello to the cчtest client i;ve had in a while @ardoчrCorvidae toчghed oчt foчr pairs of horn piercings in one sittin https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/e7bdc54494f7:png #art
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My scuttletruck is better than anything they c.o°uld devise
I will admit it has been a long time since I have participated within any form of social media. Let alone one set up as this one is. How is everyone doing tonight? I hope all is well.
S♡metimes typing ♡n my palmhusk is S❤︎ ann♡ying with l♡ng claws, but I simply can't give up the aesthetic! :( #bitching ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
I Think There Should Be A Feature Where We Can See The Most Hated Chitt On Chittr
i am ♯driven by ♯unnaturalforces ♯btw
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i bet i could voice act mcdonalds commercials really good
to be a ♯star you must ♯burn
found a very important picture. https://articles.hepper.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/rabbit-sleeps-on-white-blanket-in-the-bed.webp
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
[IN CONFIDENCE] My glancenuggets are sore.
Just got a #cursedtome so it's a day of study instead of action. I will learn what I must from it, then if I judge it so, destroy it. Ego sum ira Domini.
WHY IS THAT FREAK PITCH FLIRTING WITH THE ZESTUM
hetslop on my feed sighs.
I have heard D.o°cterr.o°r Pibb advertisements .o°n my music which is sad en.o°ugh as is, but then the entire ad is just "Dr. Pibb is a real s.o°da please please please d.o°n't make fun .o°f us" and then it's n.o°t even a g.o°o.d s.o°da. Pathetic
Hey guys!! We have just added a “Fabric & Threads” page on my website (Kazumo’s Premium Caravan on The Multiversal Web)! We have your regular fabrics like cotton, fleece, faux fur, all that!! However, as it is a PREMIUM caravan, we will be carrying rare materials such as frost moth cocoon silk, ironweed canvas, and wyvern fur.
B33 < Okay im gonna just B33 < curl up on some1s keyboard and take a nap
Next person to post a keysmash fell victim to this.
THE ZESTUM'S TEAL ACQUAINTANCE HAS INFORMED HIM THAT HE HAS GATHERED DECENT FAME ON THE SITE AND THAT HE SHOULD SPEAK MORE SO THE ZESTUM IS UP EATING SOME NUTRIENT SQUARES AND DRINKING WATER
#nsfw this got mE jumping around likE that silly tigEr from winniE thE pooh https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_145944860.png
(• - •) I'm now 3000 caegars richer thanks to @reclusiveAuthority. Thank you very much for your kindness. I'm getting that buggy now to move to the stemcluster and from there get something to eat. ⚘
alright punk2 im bu2ting op3n anoth3r bottl3 who2 gonna join m3
</3: Be Sure To Follow Me If You Like Beautiful People And Or Just Follow People Because You Are A Kiss Ass #wetakethose
Many Bad Things Happen In Edmonton Every Day. The Oilers Continue To Play Hockey #humansports
As we roll into Wii Shop Wednesday, I just watched "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie". A wonderful film about the indomitable spirit of independent filmmaking and the bond of creative partnerships. The only problem is, it is frankly too Canadian.
🔴 Markiplier Is Live: I’m On Observation Duty
I want so Badly to Talk about the Black Friday Event that occurred in Edmonton Alberta Canada on July 31st of 1987 but it's getting late and my Eyes feel dry so I'll talk about it Tomorrow if anyone is interested. Or not, I love talking about the worst Tornado in Canada's History!!!
Respect #hustle
can nesben have her
Respect The #hustle I Guess
Oh Shit You're Supposed To Be Funny On Chittr??? Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me
My fellow Alternians, I regret to inform you I must retire for the night. It is up the night crew to keep everyone in check until I return. Please behave. That includes you, Dave Striders, although I do understand that is asking a lot.
I DONT ♯CARE I DONT FUCKING ♯CARE
Glad y.o°u were enj.o°ying highbl.o°o.d thank y.o°u
im getting pretty pro at being jared
they put nesben on this planet to serve cunt and some other stuff nesben thinks. instead nesben is living every night to the least. nesben is snoozemaxxing. nesben sleeps for 16 hours a night like a cat. nesben is crepuscular. nesben thrives in dim lighting. nesben is a sort of small animal you would find in a zoo where nesben shouldnt be. none of these things are what nesben should be doing. probably. nesben is like supernesben who got the message from god wrong nesben thinks. who cares nesben is going #tosleep
Hey so!! I shall be coming into possession of more occult artefacts in coming nights, if you’re into that kind of thingy stay tuned!! :)
#noticing people arent finding my pages
Terrified is one of the most attractive things a person can 8e.
its a burden wwe must carry all our livves
nesben only eats dirt and mercury now, the trash food hurts nesbens stomach
thank you nesbian
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.
#SaintAgathaMoment
nesben just got a call from the white hive. they're putting nesben in fortnite
*N* I WOULD NEVER FORGET THE SATISFACTION OF A HARD NIGHTS LABOR*** WORK IS LIKE AN ADVENTURE EXCEPT SOMETIMES YOU ARE PAID FOR IT¡
(• - •) It really it's a term with multiple uses. That's crazy. Thank you for sharing. ⚘
Don't Pity Me On Chittr Like We Aren't An Arms Length Apart #vagueposting
♯chat are you seeing this ♯humans love me were gonna get ♯interspeciesaf in here ♯avertyourgaze
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Please remember to flip the flag of your pyxis up if you have an outgoing package. Some couriers do not check before depositing parcels and may damage your mail.
putting together a new ♯cult ♯bigthingsontheway
wwhen you go to the FLARP meet and evveryone actually bothered to create a costume https://files.catbox.moe/mg9tzq.jpg
thanks for makin this chit
-> you're one of the few fish that don't throw me into a violent rage.
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
Made a new axe tønight. Came øut prretty well I think. https://i.pinimg.cøm/ørriginals/fc/66/d3/fc66d30c803ffc6b92e7e2faedf54d41.jpg #weapøns
Typing with a 8ionic arm is difficult.
=( I have received my first bug facts request. A loyal follower of mine, @calibratedCalculation , wanted me to lend my knowledge on cockroaches. A tragically misunderstood and unjustifiably hated sect of species indeed; I hold a great deal of empathy for them as a troll also often disliked for no discernible purpose. Cockroaches actually produce antiamoebic as well as antibacterial molecules on their skin, essentially making them extremely clean and resistant to nearly every disease. Common Alternian cockroaches can only carry bacteria about 8 feet on their body before these microbial molecules destroy the bacteria, just like hand sanitizer. If you get sick from a cockroach running amongst your hives, this is far more likely to be because of it tracking around bacteria already native to your living space. This has been the longest bug fact with Atlans yet. )
-> i will say you are significantly more welcome on my feed than the endless swarm of chroni
umm s.o°rry highbl°o.o°d
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
that is. fine. .o°kay. Sure. Yes highbl.o°o.d I can d.o° this. They can be shipped t.o° a l.o°cati.o°n .o°f y.o°ur ch.o°ice f.o°r say. 10 b.o°o.nd.o°llars a piece yes
heavy is the pocket bitch
casey has finished her nightly scrounge under the bed for bonus bugs, and has scrabbled back into her terrarium.
Wait are y.o°ur likes public?
Many beautiful w.o°men .o°n this website.... it fills .o°ne with a burning h.o°pe
.o°kay .o°ld image and I d.o° n.o°t entirely like sh.o°wing myself fbut I saw animal tallk s.o° I figured maybe my lusus c.o°uld be sh.o°wn she is my .o°riginal inspirati.o°n f.o°r my business minded .o°utl°o.o°k https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/0508ed4924fb.webp
:33 < eating TWO ch33se sticks right meow
nesben has been running around in the woods for 6 hours trying to find this fucking rabbit that tricked nesben into eating cereal to kill it
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.
:33 < yknow we all have our diffurrences but at least we all got together to bat the ampora off the platfurm like a cup of milk on a table
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M OVER HERE CONSUMING GENETICALLY MODIFIED, CRIME SYNDICATE PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS WHILE YOU'RE OVER THERE MUNCHING ON ORGANIC SHIITAKE CAPS LIKE A FUCKIN PEASANT. TRY AND GET ON MY LEVEL, I DARE YOU. #grind #mindset
the striders’ tits are ver7 good, from an obje(tive point of view, but so are the lalondes’ and i’m a ladies’ woman, so i #standwiththelalondes #nsfw
「 ... Aren't you the matesprit? ⥮
|<o>| as l<o>ng as y<o>u have the keys y<o>u d<o>n't need a certificati<o>n t<o> run it :) h<o>pe this helps...
why is there not a sing𝑙e norma𝑙 𝑣io𝑙et on this god damned app. me inc𝑙uded in that. 𝑙ike b𝑙oodcaste is u𝑙timate𝑙y meaning𝑙ess and its probab𝑙y most𝑙y a resu𝑙t of socia𝑙ization but 𝑙itera𝑙𝑙y e𝑣ery 𝑣io𝑙et i𝑣e seen is either a hardcore re𝑣o𝑙utionary or just straight up a freak
|<o>| remember if y<o>u d<o> s<o>mething embarrassing and y<o>u think n<o> <o>ne saw y<o>u,,, y<o>u're wr<o>ng :)
|<o>| rand<o>m pains and sympt<o>ms??? pr<o>bably cancer... s<o>rry...
Goodnight Chitter Please Follow For More Sarcasm And qUality Hive Furnishings
「 I think the rule of basic social standards is deterring many of the more...vocal highbloods from posting. ⥮
dudes be named james but only be one jame
let me kn(o)w if y(o)u find (o)ne, i c(o)uld use (o)ne t(o)(o) 😈
Im a walking prongbuggy
[DRAFT] [RESTRICTED] Would you fuck me if I was an email
𓋹 I Love Cozy Mornings... It's So Nice To Spend Them Cuddled Up. I'm Watching The New Season Of Discovering Newly Emerging Quadrant Relationships Through Lighthearted Trials And Puzzle Games In Which Several Pairs Are Voted Off If The Public Percieves Them As Lesser Until Eventually One Set Of Trolls Is Crowned Champion And Rewarded With Some Sort Of Monetary Prize - Now Screaming On Globbl! @globbl #sponsoredpost #ad 𓋹
Alrigh7 guys, I’m ge77ing off for 7he morning 7o sleep, don’7 ge7 hur7 while I’m gone.
i drew this awesome pic of nepeta once https://i.postimg.cc/VLJVQB4C/IMG-0452.png
[|||] i'm gonna be real, i think ppap was a good song
The Posts My Matesprit Makes About Me: Oh Behbie I Love You Lets Pail the Posts I Make About My Matesprit: Stop Eating Plastic, My Darling #nsfw #qUadrants
What3v3r your3 doing, you aint anymor3. G3t in h3r3. W3r3 arguing now. Fuck you
「 God forbid a guy ask a clarifying question, while we're at it. ⥮
「 Also aren't you the one that posted your ass in high def. ⥮
「 I'm overworked. Not underpaid, just overworked. I don't have the energy to be that type of unhinged. ⥮
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Oh Hey, This One Is About Me!
doors unlocked lets kick it
sorry dude lemme get you an ice pack or something
——↑ hope everyone ↑s hav↑ng a sparkly, fantast↑c n↑ght!-->
cønsøle.løg("i'm starting tø think a løt øf the trølls here are future darwin award winners");
never be relaxed ♯ever ♯imcoming
so yeah ive mastered never ♯unspoilering ♯spoilered images & my pan can continue being ♯free of anyones fucking ♯butthole plaguing my mindspace
« @drones send this mf some faygo with all the fizz gone »
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
yknow what fuck it *puts yall into little jars with some rocks, leaves and a nice stick for enrichment* *violently shakes the jars*
yea i just said, we're culling the stragglers [there will als(o) be a GAUNTLET (o)f slamspeakers and a c(o)uple cl(o)wns wh(o) might d(o) s(o)me c(o)(o)l shit idk]
The Culling, I Imagine.
That2 d3ad 3nt3rtainm3nt
「 But my outfit isn't complete without them. ⥮
<3-No-that's-fine.-I'd-be-in-trouble-if-I-actually-sent-someone-looking.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
http2://miro.m3dium.com/v2/r32iz3:fit:1360/0*uC-1qRQmZ3dX82yr.png
_ pailing off the sopor is crazy she ' s like do you love me . . . bitch let me figure out if i ' m real first_
~° The sun has been up for seven hours. I need to sleep. Or I could continue scrolling Chittr... ~°
i've reached the bargaining stage / in case you're curious
Buying items at Goodwill (or whatever the Troll equivalent must be) is such a process, isn't it?
blocking you all on my ♯orb
♯CASTING ♯MYEVILMAGIC
Only thing anyon3 will find wh3n th3y br3ak into my hiv3 to 2t3al my 2hit i2 m3 2itting nak3d on my couch with my 2word in hand t3lling All3xa to play D32pacitroll
Was Going To Ask Whose Ancestor Is Wandering Around Using Chittr As Goregle, Profile Says They're Younger Than I Am Wtf
e𝑣erytime i see someone thinking this is goreg𝑙e on my feed i 𝑙ose a few more pance𝑙𝑙s
<3-I-hope-you-know-I'm-trying-very-hard-to-explode-some-of-you-with-my-mind. #withmymind
Before I retire, posted herein for convenience’s sake are blanket fees encompassing but not limited to any number of actions that, if applicable, will be appended to relevant accounts shortly. Negotiations are tolerated with the spirit in which they are presented. Goodlight, all. *____ + 500 Insufferable post charge (+ 10 per every additional letterjumble after 100 letterjumbles) + 250 Security deposit to be returned when deemed appropriate + 10 Signature line ink replacement fee per every fifth line offered + 25 Currency exchange surcharge + Relevant parties (you) will be charged 0.08th of a caeger per letterjumble (standard entry-level publication rate) per post/reply/et cetera of contract executor (me) + 100 General unseemly or boorish behavior (+ 150 if behavior is both unseemly and boorish) + 50 Twee dimwit fee (you’ll know)
!Depends on the garbage and the matespriT! .If it's a real danger to them, ,remind them that as their matesprit, ,you just want them to be happy and safe and you can get them other fooD. .But if it's ultimately a harmless quirk, ,you may need to just accept that sometimes when they're peckish they'll head to the sand bar instead of a snack baR.
>- Hearinng mmy lusus slitherinng at mmax speed benneath mmy feet annd beinng like dammnn sommeonne isnn't gettinng their guardiann back. -<
It is rrefrreshing to get to give legal advice instead of showing up afterr trracking down a fugitive; and saying 'Turrn yourrself in orr I will have yourr head,' and then they just do? like 'oh shit; a justicarrverr; i guess ill go to courrt,' Why go on the rrun if you arren't even going to duel the man of the law that's purrsuing you?
if hello meowbeast was real we WOULd be moirails
Ended my ASMR career.
Sometimes I Have To Feed The Purrbeast.
https://files.catbox.moe/2qv4qk.png This has been quite a fun experience~ I'll be so happy to serve you all in the future, but please note I am booked straight for a few sweeps...if my employment sticks
>hello. i have recently made a meme with wojaks where you are the seething/crying wojak and im the cool wojak. you know, with the beard and hair. anyways, unfortunately i cannot show you this meme because it will blow your fucking bulge off
ohhh pendra ♯quitastralprojecting ♯yourescaringthehoes yeah right i see you ♯forwhoyouare & a lot of you have never ♯liveddeliciously & ♯itshows
DURING MY TIME ON ANGEL ISLAND, I'VE BEEN WORKING TO GET THE DEATH EGG BACK UP INTO ORBIT. IT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY RETURN TO ALTERNIA.
ATTENTION HUMANS OR ANYONE WHO CAN GET ME HUMAN LITERATURE, I WANT A COPY OF THE BOOK “HAMLET” AND AM WILLING TO PAY IN GOLD FOR IT.
ʚ♡ɞ I'M BOORED!!!! I'M AT THE DMV UGHHH AND IM LIKEEEE SOOOOOO BORED!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
#girldinner
castignf spells in ur dms. makign ur ass BALDDD (∩๏﹏๏)⊃━☆ﾟ.*
Σalways so fun to see what the landwalkers are up and aboat for. too bad nobody has 50 caegars to fess up for a good ol' fortune reading
Stopping My Lusus From Eating Plastic? Broke stopping My Matesprit From Eating Plastic? Woke #nsfw #matesprit #girldinner
Well. If you need medical aid please come find me, I’ll send you 7he coordina7es 7o 7he office.
Reminder: Do no7 pu7 cylinders inside of o7her cylinders. You will have 7o come visi7 me af7erwards mos7 likely.
Once I Figure Out How To Upload A Profile Picture... That'll Be Great.
Σmy favorite is the blood that foams up and washes up sometimes, mami eats it raw but i like to boil it into cubes
i KNEW there were bottomfeeders ♯somewhere