Eridan Ampora
@cosmopolitanAequitas
he/him amateur designer, scientific polymath, collector of magic-looking accoutrements pfp edit by JustSnetch on devviantart yeah i credit artists noww, didnt used to do that
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
wwait one goddamn minute i just realized i decided on this quirk after i wwatched some movvies wwith kar but it wwas betwween twwo of em either i could talk like the poor chimney swweeper in "kindhearted jadeblood wwith mystical powwers suddenly appears in the livves a the twwo neglected spawwn of a fiduciarily inclined lusus; lighthearted fun, music, and reconciliation ensue" OR like troll pesci i picked the latter but it seems most eridans did the first are you seriously tellin me that the decidin factor in wwhether i beat captor an wwent on a rampage, or wwhether i lost an kan an kar laid into me till i calmed dowwn wwas wwhat fuckin ACCENT I USE
Yea)(, I never got w)(y you pretended to )(ave an accent in t)(e first place 3X)
i mean im still kinda doin it purely for aesthetic reasons but i could be convvinced to talk normal
I'm s)(ore talking wit)( anyone from )(uman New York would get you all t)(e convincing you need 3B)
greetins n salutations vvaried denizens of paradox space, it's #redeemederidan long story short captor beat my ass and it turned out bein a miserable shit all the time kinda sucked so i stopped and bada bing bada boom im nice noww you may praise me at your leisure it is my understanding that not all eridans are as wwise and self-awware as me so if i encounter em im gonna be tellin em wwhats wwhat thats about all there is to say on the matter
you are just in time for #eridanweek.
my prevvious behavvior wwas not to be celebrated major bad vvibes like yikes but i wwill take the wweek devvoted to me nonetheless, thank you john human