Eridan Ampora
@cosmopolitanAequitas
he/him amateur designer, scientific polymath, collector of magic-looking accoutrements aroace pfp edit by JustSnetch on devviantart yeah i credit artists noww, didnt used to do that
wwell i suppose its the month for it i havve thought about it and come ta the conclusion that im somewwhere in the realm a bein aroace noww my research has led me to believve that humans usually celebrate someone comin out like this, maybe wwith cake? i wwill happily take any such refreshments
huh i dunno wwhy im evven makin this a post but it does occur to me noww that ivve been so focused on betterin myself for so many swweeps that i really aint thought about any sorta quadrant fillin or anyfin of the sort for a lot a that time not sayin that i nevver had a #suggestivve or evven #nsfww thought evvery noww an again, but it seems strange, dont it? sticks out to ya?
J33333333Z. SOM3 TH1NGS N3V3R CH4NG3, HUH? >:]
thats exactly wwhat i mean i used to be so wworried id nevver havve a matesprit an noww it barely evven crosses my pan im not braggin, its just makin me think
seein as howw i seem ta get along wwell enough wwith a not-insignificant amount a nepetas i got an idea so listen up you may be a mighty huntress but youre held back from your true potential by your greatest enemy that terrifies ya an hides the tastiest prey of all for a cattroll i call this enemy... the ocean so heres my offer i wwill provvide you, nepeta leijon, wwith all the fresh fish you can eat in the spirit a friendship an goodwwill an in exchange, you wwill let me touch your fluffy tail in short, say 10-minute, sessions that wwill take place no more than once per wweek any takers?
:33< buddy this tail isnt real :33< its fake as hell
curses wwell this is a bust here i step out tryin ta forge a bond wwith my friendly local cavvedwweller an it goes wwrong in fivve minutes, wwhy am i not surprised
:33< i mean mew can touch it all mew want :33< i can take it out furst or leave it in mewr call :33< #nsfw impurrlications on that one
sorry nep i aint interested in such implications at the moment hell noww i look back on it i havvent thought about anyfin like that for some time
me an wwho (i am of course da boss see) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55e4de63c0a8.jpg
:33 < wow, looking for your "right hand" huh?
nevver thought id see the day wwhere half a site wwas more flirty than me dunno if that means im doin a good job or if our peers are simply far too amorous an forwward for their owwn good
i wwould lyricpost but most a the stuff i listen to has no lyrics, sorry chittr
changin is a helluvva thing honestly cant believve im admittin this to a site full a you fuckin plebs but its hard growwing up but theres alwways somebody wwho understands and if there aint anyone wwho believves in you, you just believve in yourself it might seem like you nevver can pull yourself outta the depths youre in, like you dont evven knoww wwhich wways up, an making the next stroke feels impossible and then you stop for a second an you notice howw far you got wwithout evven realizin it and you go on like that and keep hopin to breach the surface someday basically wwhat im sayin is trans rights
OH, TH1S 1S 4BOUT TR4NS R1GHTS! 1 W4S GO1NG TO S4Y, TH1S 1S 4WFULLY MOT1V4T1ON4L FOR YOU, 3R1D4N!
rezi you dont evven knoww wwhat i can handle matter a fact i think you owwe the handle an apology for assumin things about it perhaps evven marriage counseling is in order for you an the handle
3R1D4N, 1T'S NOT 4N 4SSUMPT1ON 1F 1T'S B4S3D ON BOTH TH1S POST 4ND G3N3R4L OBS3RV4T1ON.
@lilShitpeta all right missy listen up ivve had just about enough a you hittin me wwith beam attacks so i made a certain arachnid an offer she couldnt refuse an got one a my owwn to clean your rank ass once an for all face my wwater beam attack
:33< NOOOO I CANT LOSE I CANT BATHE THE DIRT IS MY STRENGTH!!!! :33< THIS IS BECLAWS IM SICK IF I WAS HEALTHYT ID BE WINNING FUREFUR!!! :33< SL33P WITH ONE EYE OPEN AMPURRA!!!
yknoww not to break my owwn arm pattin myself on the back but i think i did a pretty good job ww this trollhandle change
X_D∴ N∴T BREAK Y∴UR ARM C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC IF Y∴U D∴ PLEASE D∴ N∴T_
X_ME HAVING N∴ SHIRT W∴ULD BE HIGHLY UNSANITARY! IT IS ALWAYS ∴N AS WELL AS MY C∴AT_
okay i am just askin in the interest a understandin wwhat is and isnt okay dollface is not typically somethin you call somebody you wwanna be respectful towwards, i got that can i call someone "toots"?
makes sense to me thank you uh okay full disclosure my terezi an i nevver talked all that much an im realizin theres not really a snappy wway to abbrevviate your name so can i just call you pyrope
For most, this is acceptable, and they may trot across the ice unbothered and unmolested. If it's @cosmopolitanAequitas in particular, the ice is shattering, fragmenting, and then gradually giving way under into frigidly lethal waters that summarily crystalize.
TZ, T3R, T3Z, R3Z1, PYROP3 4R3 4LL 4CC3PT4BL3 ON3S P3RSON4LLY. GL4D TO S33 YOU DO1NG YOUR B3ST.
That is to say. Anybody else can call me broad. For Eridan, we are on a no names basis. Addressing me directly is a touch too intimate.
wwell i dunno that ivve been asked about nicknames before just eridan is fine?
its hard out here wwhat wwith bein a good eridan wwho just wwants to talk about cool neww findings in the wways of science an wwizard hats an such
I Taught Myself Real Magic Earlier Today. Ama
@erroneousophelia Can Confirm That I've Turned Myself Into A Tardigrade And Have No Intention Of Changing Back
She's right, unfortunately for me. Or perhaps fortunate. I haven't D:e:CiD:eD: yet.
First Spell Was The Badassery Spell But It Fizzled Cause Im Already Badass
wwe glubbin on the tl?
hey i got a cool idea for howw to celebrate #eridanwweek howwzabout instead a buryin the tl in a buncha unfunny bullshit you assholes fuckin READ MY POSTS
wwait one goddamn minute i just realized i decided on this quirk after i wwatched some movvies wwith kar but it wwas betwween twwo of em either i could talk like the poor chimney swweeper in "kindhearted jadeblood wwith mystical powwers suddenly appears in the livves a the twwo neglected spawwn of a fiduciarily inclined lusus; lighthearted fun, music, and reconciliation ensue" OR like troll pesci i picked the latter but it seems most eridans did the first are you seriously tellin me that the decidin factor in wwhether i beat captor an wwent on a rampage, or wwhether i lost an kan an kar laid into me till i calmed dowwn wwas wwhat fuckin ACCENT I USE
Yea)(, I never got w)(y you pretended to )(ave an accent in t)(e first place 3X)
i mean im still kinda doin it purely for aesthetic reasons but i could be convvinced to talk normal
I'm s)(ore talking wit)( anyone from )(uman New York would get you all t)(e convincing you need 3B)
greetins n salutations vvaried denizens of paradox space, it's #redeemederidan long story short captor beat my ass and it turned out bein a miserable shit all the time kinda sucked so i stopped and bada bing bada boom im nice noww you may praise me at your leisure it is my understanding that not all eridans are as wwise and self-awware as me so if i encounter em im gonna be tellin em wwhats wwhat thats about all there is to say on the matter
you are just in time for #eridanweek.
my prevvious behavvior wwas not to be celebrated major bad vvibes like yikes but i wwill take the wweek devvoted to me nonetheless, thank you john human