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O)(, t)(ey do serve a purpose! Maybe not as essential as early neolit)(ic troll society, but your rumblesp)(eres act as a resonance c)(amber to make your voice louder! T)(e bigger t)(e 'sp)(eres t)(e scarier you are, and t)(e better you can defend your colony! W)(ic)( is all tangled into the evolution of feminine trolls being more aggressive 3X)
GOOD LUCK! G3T TH4T QU4L1TY W1Z4RD
H3Y! HOW'R3 YOU DO1NG
T)(ese )(alcyone days s)(ould be savored... I spent a lovely evening wit)( my favorite person in t)(e w)(ole world, and ate delicious food to t)(e wonderful sound of t)(e ocean waves 💙
Young wigglers make for excellent paper weig)(ts and )(orrible laundry maids! But I don't mind taking longer to pin up t)(e s)(eets to dry w)(en t)(ey look so enamored by t)(e billowing fabric 3X)
bro cares so much about human parental dynamics but so little about the lives of lowbloods right
wwoke up and remembered my likeness can be found chiseled from marble wwithin temples of hope across the wworld and noww i feel better
I REFUSE TO LAY DOWN MY WEAPONS. EVEN STILL. BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY THE STOIC. ALPHA. BARA CONTROL FREAK. THAT IS THE SEME. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW. EVEN AT THIS CRITICAL MOMENT. WHERE WE ARE BOTH LAID LOW. BY #DIRKJAKE BREAKUP. YOU CLING TO YOUR DELUSIONS. OF MISTER HAPPY ADVENTURE LAD-KUN. TOPPING THE SHEER GRANITE CLIFF. THAT IS @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414.
thanks niceidan
i feel the pure fundamental force a creation that is HOPE coursin through evvery molcule of my being and like the univverse is exaltin me and wwhisperin in my earfin that this is wwhat i wwas alwways meant to become but also i dunno after wwearin em for a wwhile im thinkin maybe the pantaloons might be a bit much
may evvery syllable you speak echo throughout eternity fef glory to her inevvitable communion
Trans rig)(ts!
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
TWO WHOL3 TH1NGS? 4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU C4N H4NDL3 TH4T?
)(e)(e s)(orey!
D --> I think the most important thing one can do is pursue personal growth and become a better more ideal version of themselves D --> I think it is needless to say then that I fully support the endeavor of trans people to do so through their gender e%pression
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O)(! Nice, very classy!
R4NKM41D JUST DROPS CONC3PTS TH4T 1MM3D14D3TLY M4K3 YOUR TH1NKP4N TURN ON 4 D1M3 4ND TH3N JUST L34V3S L1K3 SOM3 SORT OF N1NJ4 H1TT1NG YOU W1TH PO1SON D4RTS FULL OF HORNY THOUGHTS TH4T YOU H4DN'T CONS1D3R3D 4ND 4R3 NOW T4K1NG YOUR BR34TH 4W4Y. FUCK. #NSFW
they dont havve a wwheel that creates the cycle zab
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:33< t33h33!
shes back evveryone finally some fuckin order around here
H4D TO TH1NK 4BOUT 1T 4 MOM3NT BUT TH1S 1S 4CTU4LLY FUNNY D4MM1T
BOTH!
i just l00ked at y0ur pr0file and y0u actually seem 0k f0r an eridan. at least c0mpared t0 s0me 0f the 0ther 0nes 0n here. c0ngratulati0ns 0n y0ur #redempti0n.
Here's your reminder that Scratch should die and burn and be erased from existence and also die.
JUST S4W 4 M4N BOOK1NG 1T DOWN TH3 STR33T DR3SS3D 4S 4 G14NT Y3LLOW CLUCKB34ST. GOOD LUCK BUDDY.
34SY 3NOUGH TH3N
TH3R3 YOU GO TH3N! 4NY PR3F3RR3D ON3S FOR YOU?
For most, this is acceptable, and they may trot across the ice unbothered and unmolested. If it's @cosmopolitanAequitas in particular, the ice is shattering, fragmenting, and then gradually giving way under into frigidly lethal waters that summarily crystalize.
TZ, T3R, T3Z, R3Z1, PYROP3 4R3 4LL 4CC3PT4BL3 ON3S P3RSON4LLY. GL4D TO S33 YOU DO1NG YOUR B3ST.
First Spell Was The Badassery Spell But It Fizzled Cause Im Already Badass
Second Spell Swords To Plowshares
you know, maybe you specifically are alright eridan. i'm sorry if i judged you based on some extremes, and also possibly misplaced you on my silly fuck marry kill tier list. maybe if you are cool enough you can even reach cool scar's spot eventually, who knows.
you know, honestly that was a little harsh of me. consider yourself moved 1 space down on the kill list. 2, even!
Glub!
rest assured that i wwill angelfish
:33< thats the powpurr of the kitty beam attack!
thanks i think
I t)(ink I'm a little late, but we were doing )(eig)(t reveals? I'm 10'2 sans )(orns, 13'6 and growing wit)( )(orns!
[shows you my very cool trollsona which is just me but with big ass horns]
i like it looks like you wwith big ass horns
YOU C)(OS--E GR--E--EN!!! 38D )(e is SMALL. )(e is NOBL--E. )(e )(as done not)(ing wrong in )(is entire life Sir Fis)(ton Guppius t)(e First. #protect)(im )(ttps://a-z-animals.com/media/2023/07/s)(utterstock-669265975-)(uge-licensed-scaled.jpg
:33< can clawnfurm
Yes. It's how I'm alive again. Ask @lilShitpeta
That's my point. It takes is a cat carrier, holy water and reading from the Nekonyanmeowcon to soothe her.
Pike I said, I let t)(at sweet land dweller borrow my tiara. 8) And I )(ave spares, so I t)(ink I'll pull out anot)(er one. 38) All betta!
My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.
yes because you wwouldnt mean it makin it meaningless and extremely pointless actually
YOU AR--E WORT)(Y!!!! ANY AND ALL --ERIDANS AR--E WORT)(Y!!! I T)(INK YOU CAN C)(ANG--E AND D--E--EP DOWN YOU'R--E A GOOD P--ERSON!!!!!!! I'V--E S--E--EN IT B--EFOR--E.
--EQUALITY FOR --EV--ERYON--E! NO MOR--E SUFF--ERING!!
I'm s)(ore talking wit)( anyone from )(uman New York would get you all t)(e convincing you need 3B)
I much prefer the quiet of chittr in the morning. It's much more tolerable when there aren't a thousand petty voices vying to be Chittr's Most Funny.
ouhghgiukj this isthisso good 3 times the eridan for eridan week forcing him to not touch is so good i hadnt thought about three eridans this is such a genius take on the prompt arigatou for sharing such a splendid piece KUDOS! ❤︎
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
W)(ile you were all going to parties t)(at got swatted, I was spending t)(e evening wit)( my wonderful matesprit 38) Feferi week continues to sweep!
3833 < Well... Anyways. > 3833 < The guppies are so so so small and soft with their grubby fuzz and it's so hard not to just grab them up! > 3833 < But, I must be strong... They're sooo eepy from hatching, I mustn't grab. >
#canceleridanwweek
I think as easy as it would be to just let the seadweller lose his eyes. Do we really want that. Should we not wish for his safety the way the Sufferer wished for us all to be saved from this hell. Maybe it all starts with this one good turn. #MayICome
growing up is realizing that firehouse subs fucking owns
==C< FUCK ==C< d() u want temp()arary p())itica) c()ntr())) ()f ()thernia uve bested me in the ()n)y way that matters ==C< i)) )et u make p())iseas as a treat
I'm doing fintastic! I just recently celebrated my wiggling day wit)( my quads and my descendants, so I'm kind of at t)(e )(ig)( end of ecstatic 3X)
Thank you kind stranger. I will rest well knowing several people pity my situation
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
:33< what does that spell!??
Moeow.
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
:33< thank mew!
ask me if i gaf https://i.postimg.cc/g28M0kY2/askmeifigaf.png
. those who wish death upon others, only wish a bigger suffering upon themselves .. karma is real and it is not going to be kind to those who try to sound cold and dangerous
:33< thank mew :33< im a little rusty with ashen but i like to think im doing okay!
What a tiring day! I'd only 8een here for... Hm, I'd estimate around four hours, give or take some time from stalling and typing this out as well. In that time I've felt frustr8ion, confusion, sorrow, catharsis, and joy. All within such a short, and frankly, not all that eventful time! It's actually quite stimul8ing, especially compared to the thousands upon thousands of sweeps of 8eing otherwise, well, frankly, lonesome. Perhaps it's simply just the l8 hour that's got me feeling all wishy-washy, 8ut I'm certainly looking forward to my time here. ::::)
th3y c4ll m3 thund4 th1ghs th3 w4y th3 whol3 world sh4k3s wh3n 1 w4lk. #nsfw
you are just in time for #eridanweek.