Eridan Ampora
@cosmopolitanAequitas
he/him amateur designer, scientific polymath, collector of magic-looking accoutrements pfp edit by JustSnetch on devviantart yeah i credit artists noww, didnt used to do that
IN RETROSPECT IT'S UNWISE TO ASSUME EVERY KARKAT VAGUEPOST IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY, BUT I ONLY SEE A "KARKAT" SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ONCE EVERY OTHER DAYS. AS MUCH AS I WISH DEATH ON KAR AND KRABS AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE DECENCY TO HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES.
Is it alrig)(t if I still call you Crabcatc)(?
I ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOY THE NICKNAMES IT'S ONE OF A FEW REASONS I'M RETICENT TO CHANGE MY OWN NAME
glad to hear that aint changed if nothin else good day to ya kar
My type is whatever will lead to me making the biggest mistake. And pathetic men. Usually the two are connected.
i havve a suggestion
but you liked the chitt gettin some mixed signals here darlin but i understand fully your apprehension and wwill be backin off posthaste, my apologies
#NSFW I MEAN SERIOUSLY PAILING IN FRONT OF THE HORRIBLE LITTLE DRONES FEELS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE WHEN I CAN EMERGE NAKED, FERAL AND DRIPPING WITH SOPOR SLIME, TRUDGE OUT OF MY HIVE AND GRAB A BOY BY THE HAIR FOR MY PERSONAL USE WHILE HE WHIMPERS AND MEWLS PATHETICALLY.
you really are from another timeline cause theres no fuckin wway kar could evver dom anybody
I HAVE SEEN THIS IN ACTION IT IS ONE OF MANY WAYS IN WHICH I FEEL DISCONNECTED FROM MY SUPPOSED ALTERNATES
W--E'R--E GOING TO ALL B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND C)(ANG--E --EV--ERYFIN!!!!!!!! 38D!!!!!!! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
listen fef its good to see ya sharin the gospel a sunshine an rainbowws but i feel like youre gonna feel dowwn once this stuff wwears off
T)(--ER--E'S NO PRAWNSIBL--E WAY T)(AT I'LL R--EGR--ET ANYT)(ING --EV--ER AGAIN!!! INCLUDING BR--EAKING UP WIT)( YOU!!!!! I'M SORRY I WAS SUC)( A B--EAC)(!
ok wwell that sounds like the opposite a wwhat you just said but you nevver needed ta apologize
W--ELL I WAS GLUBBING STUPID AND SPOIL--ED AND S)(--ELLFIS)( W)(--EN YOU JUST WANT--ED TO B--E )(--EARD!! ITS OCRAY B--ECAUS--E I )(--EAR YOU NOW!!! LIK--E T)(--E V--ERIZON )(UMAN!!!
and i wwas a piece a jetsam not evven deservvin to lick the silt off your sandals fucks sake fef thats one a the reasons im doin this wwhole thing you wwere kind to me wwhen i didnt deservve it noww i need ta become someone wworthy a you
anyway now that eridan week is basically over we can skip right into aradia week right
wait theres a whole other troll after him i literally forgot her sorry
i literally did not know her so excuse me if the pink one escaped my goddamn purview i was too busy getting hassled by like literally everybody else in your fucked up crew i mean fuck its not as if im some ungrateful tool she did heal up the mayor which was basically tantamount to being a goddamn saint maybe im a bad person
of course i know her name why would i forget her name im the time guy one of my biggest jobs is knowing things big on knowing right here and names im all over that i remember her name so dont even worry about it i know her were practically best friends fins best fins she uses fish puns i bet that one works
wwait one goddamn minute i just realized i decided on this quirk after i wwatched some movvies wwith kar but it wwas betwween twwo of em either i could talk like the poor chimney swweeper in "kindhearted jadeblood wwith mystical powwers suddenly appears in the livves a the twwo neglected spawwn of a fiduciarily inclined lusus; lighthearted fun, music, and reconciliation ensue" OR like troll pesci i picked the latter but it seems most eridans did the first are you seriously tellin me that the decidin factor in wwhether i beat captor an wwent on a rampage, or wwhether i lost an kan an kar laid into me till i calmed dowwn wwas wwhat fuckin ACCENT I USE
Yea)(, I never got w)(y you pretended to )(ave an accent in t)(e first place 3X)
i mean im still kinda doin it purely for aesthetic reasons but i could be convvinced to talk normal
now issuing the age old hypothetical to the timeline the worlds most important question aka would you fuck your clone yes or no bonus points for the details gritty style lightning round: is it jerking off or fucking yourself pussyfootin and slash or bitchin about the premise will result in being called a coward this is a matter of divine philosophical import yall you gotta give it your all #selfcest #clonefucking #nsfw
important clarification, is it an exact clone a me or a different timeline me
awwright wwell i think i could get dowwn wwith a little bit a ampora on ampora action~
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
I eel like bronze Tavvros is just wway more chill than mine.
wwell noww hang on wwhat exactly is your tavvroses deal