Eridan Ampora
@cosmopolitanAequitas
he/him amateur designer, scientific polymath, collector of magic-looking accoutrements aroace pfp edit by JustSnetch on devviantart yeah i credit artists noww, didnt used to do that
on the rare occurrence that someone approaches me to complain about me essentially turning earth c and the people on it into my own breed farm they're almost always either one flirt away from changing their mind or they're looking for a hate fuck. i have to respect it :P #nsfw
ill admit from a purely celibate point a vvieww i am curious obvviously kan an rose havve no objections but wwhat about your davve and egbert humans wwhat do they havve ta say on the matter do they do much a note or are your activvities the definin characteristic a your timeline
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Really if i )(ad my wae every bottom on t)(e site would be pointing me first fin in t)(e nig)(t to say "i took my meds Mommy" Gos)( i reelly am in a mood tonig)(t, )(e)(e
FINE i'm taking them. fuck.
Good buoy
y0u're damn right i am.
coming up with ram puns is much herder than i thought!
noww that im lookin at it youre right ara it is a bit more complex than ewweusal
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wow!!! so many people )(ere, i cant wait to get a c)(ance to get to minnow all of you! 38)
greetfins and salmonutations fef an may i ask howw its goin in your timeline its become somefin of a curiosity for me lately
O)(! --Eridan! )-(i t)(ere glubly to sea you )(ere too! My timeline was alrig)(t! I spoke to my nepeta about it since s)(e's been on )(ere already. All t)(at's reelly different is my body wasn't taken by gamzee and most of us got revived by Jane )(uman! I live on eart)( c now, it's reelly nice )(ere!
hey thats fantastic dont evven havve wwords ta say howw fantastic that turn a evvents is
O)(! U)()(m t)(ank you eridan! Sorry i just didn't expect t)(at from you, t)(e you from my timeline was not very )(appy wit)( me last we talked. It's reelly nice to )(ear t)(ere are versions of you more anemonenable!
wwell if thats true hes bein a real piece a carp an i say ya shouldnt take it personal any eridan wworth his salt wwishes you all the best
youre not just being nice to me again trying to get on my good side rig)(t? cuz- i t)(ink you're not, and if it turned out you were it would be reelly sad
wwell i suppose if ya wwant me pourin my pumper out wwith the gory details then ill say it like this i wwant to be the person you alwways thought i could be
AWW--E--E--E w)(ale i took a teensy peek at your profile and, im reelly proud of w)(at you are so far so, keep up t)(e good work eridan and if you ever need me, send me a ping ok?
sry kitten, daddys fresh outta wizard posts :/
this has gotta be a recession indicator
too bad the void keeps me sheltered from the cognitohazard bs, goin insane sounds like a blast
funny, i have a talent for driving people crazy ;3
the wworld could end an you chittr people wwould still find some wway ta be horny
excuse me mister NOSY what better way to cope with the destruction of the world than spending time with pretty company!! humans are social creatures no matter the situation, so u could learn a thing or 2!
granted howwevver consider that ivve recently discovvered im aroace an therefore i havve a vvalid excuse ta poke fun at such things
ok, fine, you’re off the fish hook. :) but also congrats!! that’s exciting i think. i’d love to poke fun at people and have a good reason hehe
it certainly explains some things at any rate wwhat wwith my lack a interest for some time an prevvious attempts at flirtin just comin off as somewwhat sad an pathetic used ta be so wworried about it an noww i dont gotta fill none a my quads NONE of em
aint been here seconds an im already irked by the site darin to default my text to a pissstain hue wway to havve consideration for literally anyone else
here wwe go as if there wwerent enough of us saltin up the place already
IM A HOPE SLUT OUUUGUHUHGUHU I LOVVE MAGIC ITEMS
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You're fucked when I shoot you with my time bullet. That's right, I sent a bullet into neXt week, get ready you sonuvabitch.
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C0me t0 me my eridans
Hi Y0ure like 0ne 0f the first pe0ple wh0 ever messaged me 0n here