♦ pitied by @cosmopolitanAequitas

:33< FURK! :33< THE ANTI BEAM BEAM!? :33< I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MYTH!?
havvin you a all eris agree wwith me makes me wwanna take back evverythin i dont givve a porpoises ass fin if youvve gone through a wwhole trainin montage in the interim swweeps to become a mulitdimensional ally to wwomen theres no denyin cros just sayin wwhat wwevve both thought aloud an dont hit me wwith a WWELL i personally nevva felt that wway bollocks our nastyboy nature is innate no matter howw hard you try to fight it see the difference betwween you an me is that you take this as an affront to fefs feminine vvirtue wwhereas ivve stopped livvin in denial an long ago accepted that the bar wwhat separates her from other girls is paper thin i wwas only so bloody irrate because the bastard hit me in the flabby sore spot i havve ovver gettin #cucked
Ow, ow, my p)(one fell on my face 3X( Never use your p)(one in bed!

3R1D4N, 1T'S NOT 4N 4SSUMPT1ON 1F 1T'S B4S3D ON BOTH TH1S POST 4ND G3N3R4L OBS3RV4T1ON.
X_WHAT D∴ES A B∴∴K HAVE T∴ D∴ WITH THIS_
...EHHHH, IT'S NOT HITTING THE SAME. NEVERMIND.
She's right, unfortunately for me. Or perhaps fortunate. I haven't D:e:CiD:eD: yet.
(( guy who beats himself up over every perceived social blunder btw sharing more of my arttttt (tho obv referenced from the comic) https://64.media.tumblr.com/7107f48db7e18d6c8616bfc8dcef11c9/648100b36cd2bc00-8b/s1280x1920/2d138a5640226042c50eff3f663286dd8cf54e19.gif

There is no Ohio. Only Bagagwa.

YOU AR--E WORT)(Y!!!! ANY AND ALL --ERIDANS AR--E WORT)(Y!!! I T)(INK YOU CAN C)(ANG--E AND D--E--EP DOWN YOU'R--E A GOOD P--ERSON!!!!!!! I'V--E S--E--EN IT B--EFOR--E.
of course i know her name why would i forget her name im the time guy one of my biggest jobs is knowing things big on knowing right here and names im all over that i remember her name so dont even worry about it i know her were practically best friends fins best fins she uses fish puns i bet that one works

fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
I believe that it all does matter. Being normal is a social convention I personally love fulfilling and i have done this in many ways, including monitoring my diet to be the most statistically average body type possible. It saddens me to know you cannot change your blood color to fit in with the statistical average
I will partake in the occasional “vent” that individuals do on this app. I am very sad to announce that i am indeed a teal blood. “why is that odd?” you may ask. Well despite teal bloods being mid bloods, unfortunately it is not the most average blood color to get. therefore not the most normal. You now may begin pitying me

my time player be genuinely losing their fucking mind bro what is this https://i.postimg.cc/RZnRbpkf/9000-doomed-timelines.png








