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[ This taped confessional merely consists of multiple cuts of Mintyl running. He is not very athletic. So they are all very brief cuts interspersed by bouts of wheezing. He doesn't seem to be running to the same place in any of these shots; not even remotely. Where is he going? ] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Wrothe is pacing back and forth, out of focus from the camera. His posture is hunched and trembling, which while not particularly unusual, seems exacerbated by the curvature of the lense. His gamer neck has achieved a near 90° angle, as his quivering, wet fingers peck rapidly at the screen. What first seems like some kind of correspondence with his job, is rapidly revealed to be the chittr homepage when the camera zooms in. A cut in the footage places him in front of the nutrition block wall, instead. Still trembling, still sweating enough to create noticeable pitstains in his chef coat, but standing upright and forward enough to address the crew.] ↗️I AM NOT FEELING GOOD ABOUT THE CHALLENGE. AND I AM NOT GOING TO LIE, IT IS LITERALLY ONLY MY FAULT.↗️ [He places his head in his hands. There's silence from the crew. The small influence of dramatic music begins, as if he's about to tell a story about how he's doing this all for his sickly lusus, and the money will help pay for a new pasture for him to frolick in until he feels better.] ↘️my dandruff fell into the appetizers.↘️ ↗️I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT AN HORS D'OEUVRES WAS, UNTIL TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️it is so over for me.↘️ ↗️AND KANTAN CANNOT STOP CHANGING OUTFITS, DESPITE MY BEGGING THAT I AM LITERALLY STARTING TO BE UNABLE TO DISCERN THEM FROM OUR OTHER TEAMMATES.↗️ ↘️and we have a puppet on our team.↘️ ↗️I WATCH VIXROY FLUB THE GARNISH SO PREPOSTEROUSLY THAT I COULD NO LONGER TAKE ANY COMMAND SERIOUSLY.↗️ ↘️we are going to lose this competition.↘️ ↗️AND IT WILL BE EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT↗️ ↘️and only partially mine.↘️ [He pulls once at his short hair, which makes the film crew take a visible step back and audibly go "eugh", before he corrects his posture. He seems fine, now.] ↗️I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO VOTE SOMEONE OUT. AND I AM PLACING MY VOTE FOR MINTYL OF THE OPPOSITE TEAM.↗️ ↘️he is just a liability on set, at this point.↘️ #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @gratuitousAnnuity
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↗️UPPER MANGLEMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY REGARDING MY FRANKLY UNCOUTH AND ALSO INTERPERSONALLY SCATHING REMARKS MADE TOWARDS JUNIOR HELMSMEN AND THOSE AMONG US THAT ARE PSIIONICALLY GIFTED.↗️ ↘️please be patient as i literally do anything but that, because that request did not happen and it is kind of ridiculous to imagine that this is even a problem.↘️ ↗️I ASK ANY AND ALSO ALL PARTIES OFFENDED BY MY OBVIOUS JESTURES↗️ ↘️that is a pun↘️ ↗️TO COMMUNICATE THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH HER IMPERIAL EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️and when you do not do that.↘️ ↗️TRY SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
↗️IN YET ANOTER SLIGHT AGAINST ME, MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS SPOKEN SO ILL OF ME TO OUR JOINT SUPERIORS THAT I HAVE INCURRED ANOTHER WRATHFUL PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️literal lies and also slanderous material pushed against me in droves, because i have not even once deigned to have a "long, winding, loud" conversation at my desk.↘️ ↗️NOT EVEN ONE THAT IS VERBAL, ANYWAY.↗️ ↘️instead of the usual thick whipping with some blunt, intrusive instrument of despair and backwarping, i have been commanded to fascinate my gaping wordhole with something else.↘️ ↗️A TASK TO TIRE MY EVER-RUNNING MAW, APPARENTLY.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered to rechew the used gum off the bottom of some choice desks.↘️ ↗️MY CHOMPBONE ALREADY ACHES.↗️ ↘️it iss so much.↘️
↘️i wish my ultimate superior↘️ ↗️WHO IS ENDLESSLY REFLECTIVE AND SELF-ASSURED IN HIS OWN PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, AND SOCIETAL PROWESS OVER A LOWLY OFFICE DRONE AND PITIFUL DESKDONKEY SUCH AS MYSELF↗️ ↘️would see fit to approach me with a stapler and directly tack his orders to the front of my starched and also freshly pressed shirt, like a troll martin luther placing his decrees on the clurch doors.↘️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M MUTHAHAFUCKING TELLING YOU THAHAT SHIT'S DIFFERENT BROOOOOOOOOOO.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY LAWYER'S BEEN BREATHING DOWN MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK BECAUSE I TOLD HER I DIDN'T LIE TO THE THRESHECUTIONERS. ACCUSED ME OF LYING TO THE JURY. LIKE, NO DUDE, I JUST LIED TO YOU. THAHAT SHIT'S DIFFERENT. :o/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BET.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST REALLY THINK I COULD BEAT HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY IN BASEBASKETFOOTHOCKEYBALL IS ALL. :o/
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY. OKAY, BUT I BEEN THINKING THOUGH, RIGHT? I BEEN THINKING THAHAT IF I COULD TALK TO HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY, AND WE COULD JUST HAHASH IT OUT YOU FEEL ME? I WAS THINKING MAYBE IF I COULD CONVINCE HIM TO PLAY PICKUP BASEBASKETFOOTHOCKEYBALL AND IF I WIN THEN THEY GOTTA DROP ALL THE CHAHARGES.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST THINK IF I COULD EXPLAIN TO THE JUDGE *WHY* I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BRING CRYSTALIZED SOPOR INTO THE COURTROOM THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND, YOU GET ME? #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEY. DON'T DO THAHAT.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT HAHAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY MUTHAHAFUCKING ATTENTION BY MY LEGISLASCERATOR LAWYER HOMIE THAHAT I SHOULD NOT PREACH STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING GOSPEL WHEN I'M BEING ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES AGAINST TROLLKIND. FUCK WHAHAT THEY TOLD YOU, DON'T TELL MY LAWYER I'M GONNA GO APESHIT IN THE COURT ROOM ANYWAYS. YUNG JUGG OUT. 💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️
<:- You Know, I Don't Think You Śhou‖d Bè Pośting Thiś On Śocia‖ Mèdia. ‖èga‖‖y. -:>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO JUST CHIT THE SHIT I SAID LIKE THIS. I THOUGHT THIS SHIT WAS LIKE LAWYER CLIENT CONFIDENTIAL AND SHIT. :o/
"get Ωut Ωf my digital Ωffice space" yΩure sΩ cute. its the internet babe there aint nΩ space between yΩu and i. theres nΩ space Ωn the internet at all really, nΩt with stupid capitalistic advertisements like yΩurs encrΩaching Ωn what SHΩULD be a "space." dΩnt ruin a gΩΩd thing and maybe get yΩurself an actual website???
anΩther teal whΩ is anΩther bΩring ass empire kissing legislaceratΩr. lame