♣ mediated by @acquittalTort
[ This taped confessional merely consists of multiple cuts of Mintyl running. He is not very athletic. So they are all very brief cuts interspersed by bouts of wheezing. He doesn't seem to be running to the same place in any of these shots; not even remotely. Where is he going? ] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Larkin is whistling as he scoops some of the spilled indigo blood into a vial. He is not approached by the crew, but they zoom in while he clearly looks around to see if anyone saw him. Satisfied in having gone unseen, he chuckles, tosses the vial into the air and catches it, and stows it away somewhere on his person before swaggering out of frame.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
[It’s a peaceful cigarette break for Junoia. There’s a light breeze that rustles surrounding shrubbery. She’s relaxed as she watches a chirpbeast hop along and peck at the ground. That is, until the sound of something slapping against the concrete makes itself known. The echo against the building’s walls increasing in volume and frequency. Both the chirpbeast and Junoia pause, looking for the source of the sound. The camera pans over to the right. It’s Mintyl running in the most pathetic way. Seeing him from the front almost makes it worse. He’s covered in sweat, hair clinging to his face as he flails along. What is he even running from? As his shoes SLAP SLAP SLAP against the concrete, the chirpbeast flaps its wings to get out of the way. Junoia’s otherwise normally flat expression morphs into that of clear annoyance with only her eyebrows knitting together to furrow at Mintly as he attempts to run by her before tripping and falling face first onto the concrete. Junoia watches without moving, cigarette between her fingers still, until she raises it to her lips and takes the longest drag from it likely caught on camera so far. She turns to the camera directly, animosity etched clearly on her otherwise stoic facial expression.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[ Mintyl, wild-eyed and damp with cold, nervous sweat, wheezes into a brown paper bag. ] - Pfffhee - HOWww #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 30 seconds of silence later, Junoia suddenly pushed the door open right into the cameratroll. A moment passes where they readjust and find Junoia glaring directly at them (not the camera). Her gaze holds unwavering for longer than anyone would like until she pulled out a cigarette from her inner chef jacket pocket and walked away, flicking on a lighter as she pushed door to the alley open and went through.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

- Ok 😀👍

↘️i reserve my personal clothing washing and moisture wicking spin machines for my business attire, strictly.↘️ ↗️CASUAL, EVERY NIGHT WEAR DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY SPECIAL PREPARATION.↗️ ↘️it can remain on the floor.↘️ ↗️UNTIL THE SMELL OF SWEAT DISSIPATES.↗️

OBJECTION! i do have a life outside the courtblock. i play Troll Magic: The Gathering. which has linguistic patterns incredibly compatible with a courtblock vocabulary.
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DO THIS BUT IN THE IMPERIAL COURTHOUSE WHILE OPEN CARRYING AN UNREGISTERED FIREARM AND SMOKING FENT. #substance
Don't get too flattered, it was impossi8le to look at anything rel8d to chittr without having Eridanweek shoved down my throat at every turn. I did see that someone finally did grow a spine and crucify him, which was neat. I do regret missing that 8it, 8ut I'm a 8usy girl. Also, Jape ru88ing off on you is a8solutely one of those worries???????? I have no idea what could have possi8ly given you the impression that I'd 8e impressed with a weenie clinging to your skirts. He's just gonna drag you down, Tavros! You gotta hit him with some tough love or else all the toughening up work *I* did with *you* is gonna go to w8ste!
8irds and clouds and the sky and trolls that can fly, Tavros! Like me. And 8elive me, I've 8een flitting and flapping and flying all over the place. You know how it is, suuuuuuuuper duper 8usy with 8eing Earth C's num8er one cele8rity goddess. Kissing hands and shaking 8a8ies and getting into cahoots with anyone and everyone that looks at me with even a hint of ador8tion! That's what I would say, if I was one of those goofy little alpha kids you've 8een running around with. Good for you! I hear you're 8asically, what, the seventh one of them? 8ummer a8out the num8er 8ut good for you, I guess. Hope the lameness doesn't end up ru88ing off on you though, seeing all the hard work I've put in over the sweeps 8eing undone would 8e such a 8ummer. 8ut yeah, loads of irons in the fire as usual. You could say all of them, and that would 8e completely accur8! Idk, I can pro8a8ly spare some time sooner or l8r? We can catch up and you can tell me all a8out this new girl thing you're trying out.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPERIAL DRONES GOT MY HAHANDSOME MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WANTED POSTERS BECAUSE I NEVER PULL OUT. 💪😤💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯 #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA TAKE HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY ON A MUTHAHAFUCKING DATE TONIGHT, WITNESS ME BITCH.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NEW HAHANDLE NEW ME. :o)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHAHAWTY BLOWS MY BALOON BEFORE I PULL A DRIVE-BY ON A UNICYCLE. 🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯 #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAPPY TO REPORT THAHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THE 87% OF THE CRAZY-NASTIEST FIREWORKS THAHAT I COULD EVER POSSIBLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMAGINE GETTING SET OFF IN THE COURTROOM BATHROOM, MY TRIAL FOR THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF A CLOISTERED JADE AND POSSESSION OF SCHEDULE-1 NARCOTICS WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE HAHAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THEY CAN'T KEEP YUNG JUGG DOWN. 🤡✌️ #SUBSTANCE
>>| .oh gog... .a purpleblood mime... now that .is .amazing.

"= the implanted horns and honkdevices everywhere. in their body. all over. everywhere. ="
https://media.tenor.com/7vrsownPc-wAAAA1/fs-uv-ou-alameda.webp

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M OF THE HAHABIT OF NOT THINKING VERY OFTEN IF I CAN HELP IT. I HEARD THAHAT SHIT LOWERS YOUR TESTOSTERONE.

↗️I AM NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT MAD OR TRIFLED WITH FOR NOT BEING INVITED ON THE VACATIONARY EXPLOITS OF MY SHORTEST BUT STILL EXTREMELY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️i literally would not have even gone, because it requires so much time away from the confines of my worksquare that my fellow office indigos↘️ ↗️ALL DESIGNATED TO TASKS OF NIGHT TRADING AND MARKET WATCHING.↗️ ↘️would be unable to cope with the loss and incur the extended lashings↘️ ↗️WITH THE BLUNT INSTRUMENTS, YES↗️ ↘️of our tactfully-hatched and well-maintained, excellently groomed physical and societal higher ups, who have spent literal lifetimes working on their upper extension strength for sole purpose of this corporal punishment.↘️ ↗️SO. I AM NOT EVEN SCUFFED.↗️ ↘️today, i was patted on the support column so hard i coughed up a part of my roast beast.↘️ ↗️THAT I HAD EATEN LAST NIGHT.↗️

↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO WALK TO THE GALLOWS, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST LAUGH ALONG THE WAY.↗️ ↘️i will not apologize for assuming you have a sense of humor.↘️ ↗️OR, HAD.↗️

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JEALOUSY.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST FARTED WITH A FRESHLY SHAHAVED ASS AND THOUGHT IT WAS MUTHAHAFUCKING THUNDERING OUTSIDE GOGDAMN. :o(

↗️WORDLE 1,756.↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨 ⬜️⬜️🟨🟨🟩 ⬜️🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩

↗️IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 10 SWEEPS AND COMMENTING HATEFUL THINGS ON MY POSTS, I URGE YOU TO RECONSIDER.↗️ ↘️for some, it will be your last post before you expire from your naturally short lifespan.↘️ ↗️FOR OTHERS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS MORE ON YOUR INTERPLANETARY ASSIGNMENTS, OR BECOMING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. OR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.↗️
WHAT? THAT THEY’RE ANNOYING?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU A BITCH AND I'M NOT LINKING YOU UP WITH THAHAT JADE. :o/

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED SOME BIG MUTHAHAFUCKING NATTIES IN MY FACE LITERALLY SUFFOCATING ME TO DEATH RN. :o/ #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M IN THIS MUTHAHAFUCKING RACE AND YOU BET AGAINST ME? FUCK UP- OH SHIFISJISAJFSD

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WITTTNESSSS MEEEE- HEY WAIT WHAHAT? :o?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU WANT SOME? :o? IS THAHAT THE ISSUE HERE? IS THAHAT I'M NOT SHAHARING?

🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ 3=:0 Can ye try to get me in?

🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I don't know any clowns 3=:(

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN SISTER. I'LL SMOKE STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING CRACK TO THAHAT. HOORAH. :o)

↗️I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT THE POSTS MADE BY THE WISE AND MENTALLY SUPERIOR OF OUR SOCIETY WITH A MEAGER BUT HONORABLE TRIPLE REACT AND RECHITT.↗️ ↘️but i will never use the pitch reaction on one of these thought-provoking and also groundbreaking posts.↘️ ↗️I WOULD NEVER WANT THEM TO GET THE WRONG IDEA.↗️

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S ROUGH DAWG SORRY THAHAT YOU GOT SOME CLIENTS MAKING YOUR JOB ALL SHAHADES OF MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARD AND SHIT. THAHAT'S A TOUGH DEAL. :o/

ᐖ YAYYYYYY <3 ᐛ

ᐖ HE WAS ᐖOING ᑈHARITY WORK LAᐖY I PAOMISE I NEEᐖEᐖ ᑈLOWN SᑈHMENIS RLY BAᐖ ᐛ

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK WHY'D YOU POST THIS MY LAWYER THINKS I'M DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THINK YOU JUST DON'T KNOW BALL DUDE. :o/

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT A TROLLNO REVERSE DRAW +4 CARD THAHAT SAYS YOU WON'T ACTUALLY. CHECKMATE, I'M SO MUTHAHAFUCKING GOOD AT THIS LEGAL SHIT.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEE I THINK I DO. AND I THINK HE'S GONNA APPRECIATE ME EXPLAINING MY SIGMA REALNESS.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH SO WHAHAT IF IT'S REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMPORTANT THAHAT THE JUDGE UNDERSTANDS THAHAT I'M A SIGMA MALE, AND IT'S REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING IMPORTANT THAHAT THE JUDGE UNDERSTAND WHAHAT THAHAT MEANS, SO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAHAT IT MEANS THAHAT I'M A SIGMA AND HOW THAHAT'S DIFFERENT THAHAN BEING AN ALPHAHA MALE. :o? THIS IS THE SHIT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU IN LAW SCHOOL.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH. I HAHAVE A FOLLOW UP QUESTION. :o?

↗️I AM SPECIAL.↗️

↗️THE BOSS MAKES A BOONDOLLAR, I MAKE A BOONDIME.↗️ ↗️MY DESERVED COMPLACENCY TO MAKE UNDER THE AVERAGE WAGE HAS GRANTED ME THE ABILITY TO CHITT ON COMPANY TIME.↗️

↘️the skittering above my worksquare and valuable efforts of marketorturing continues.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT IT ANYMORE.↗️ ↘️it is likely some impossibly large cheesebeast, fattened gratuitously by the midshift meals stowed in the gaper room by sniveling, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️I WILL BRAVE IT.↗️

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS SO FUCKED UP TROLL ALEXA PLAY MY AXE BY TROLL ICP. :o(

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH FUCK THAHAT GUY.
i dont use or maintain possession of currency
another win for the Monarch of Money. give me 5 caegars.
are you the dave that tried to steall his corpse or was that a different one
@acquittallTort ok was it you who tried to steall his corpse or was that a different one
#3R1D4NW33KR3V1V4L #H3SC0M1NG
,,,unironically $aying warmblood$,,, nice dude,,, keep it cla$$y alternia,,,
Unrelated To The Last Post On My Profile, Would Any Warmbloods Like To Follow Me Deep Into A Quiet Forest In The Middle Of The Night?

↘️okay.↘️ ↗️🔥WE ARE NEVER GETTING OUT OF OUR SUBGRUB.🔥↗️

↘️i can say with confidence that my hearnodes have never conceptualized something like this before.↘️ ↗️I AM JUST STUNNED.↗️

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST DON'T UP AND MUTHAHAFUCKING THINK THAHAT THE EMPIRE HAHAS ANY BUSINESS GETTING BETWEEN ME AND COOKING TYPE-II NARCOTICS. THEY WANNA KEEP ME DOWN BECAUSE MY GRIND TOO LIQUIDOUS AND MY RUMPLESPHERES TOO FAT. #substance

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY FINE, BUT IF THAHAT'S HOW IT WORKS, THEN I THINK I'M ALLOWED TO CONTINUE COOKING CRACK SOPOR CUT WITH MIND HONEY IN THE AIR FRYER. #substance
i ann not good at telling these various hunnans apart, uuhat if they nnistake nne for hinn, and choose to last nne to a sinnilarly ruddy pole? shudder.

↗️I AM ACTUALLY ANSWERING IT INCREDIBLY DIRECTLY AND LEGIBLY, YOU ARE JUST EITHER ILLITERATE OR UNABLE TO INFER MEANING WITHOUT IT BEING PRONG-DELIVERED TO YOU IN A DEPOSITION CASE.↗️
they lashed hinn. and nailed hinn to a great scarlet post.

↗️YOU CONTINUE TO COMMENT HATEFUL THINGS ON THE POSTS I AUTHOR, BUT I AM LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE FREE INFLATION IN MY METRICS YOU ARE GIVING ME.↗️

↘️i am maximizing profits and returns in all departments.↘️

↗️AN EASY FIFTY CAEGAR. @etheromaniacEgghead ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a22a22f15fed.png

↗️YOU CAN COOK AN EGG IN A FRESH CUP OF BROWNWATER, IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️i witnessed it in a video. relevant image attached below.↘️ https://i.imgur.com/oWDRjuP.jpeg

↗️IS THIS A VAGUE POST, OR ARE YOU IN AN ABUNDANCE OF EMPLOYED INDIGOS THAT I COULD, PERHAPS, TRANSFER CORPORATE OFFICES TO BE NEAR.↗️

I am once again begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my timeline. I do not have the resources to defend you all in court.









