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[Junioa stares directly into the camera for an unbreaking 15 seconds in silence.] “Participating in this event was, as many would say, for the bit. But there were some informational and entertaining moments, with just as many irritants along the way. Overall a net 0 experience, but I do appreciate the ego boost. Thank you Chef Godwin. If you are in need of legal representation in the future, you have my number. Good luck to the remaining contestants. Hope to never see some of you ever again.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

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ᐖ YOU'RE LIGERALLY SO ᑈOOL ᐛ

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ᐖ JUNIEEEEEE IT'S BEEN A WHILE R U OKAY?????? I MISSEᐖ U GRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! ᐛ

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[Junoia is smoking outside as the lights of the mediculler buggy fades way.] “Honestly, I was hoping to see him improve. I saw a light briefly, but fate being a cruel mistress does not want to see that. I am not the judge of this competition, Larkin should have stayed, that’s some bullshit. Whatever.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART 1 THE HUNT The newly formed BLACK JACKETS are on the hunt for the creatures of Xen for tonight's service. Kantan Amcray: RAS, APP, IMG (8, 9, 12) Vixroy Altrom: RAS, DEX, GRT (9, 10, 7) +2 Meenah Peixes: RAS, GRA, APP (12, 9, 10) Junoia Covela: PLC, GRA, IMG (7, 11, 11) +1 Sawyer Mcroix: DEX, GRA, GRT (13, 6, 14) +1 Lorn Ryder: VIM, GRT, IMG (11, 10, 5) The hunt goes off just about perfectly. The chefs are able to use their own personal strengths to work together to hunt down peeper poppers and headcrabs and Kurt Vonneguts. At worst, some team members look a little unimpressive, but overall this is a roaring success. They even manage to take down the Gonarch; her sac is quite the delicacy. Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon oversees the entire operation with Chef Godeux, though the Chef is rather upset over being called Gordon.

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART DEUX MEAT (Vonneguts) (VIM, GRT): Vixroy, Junoia (3, 8) + 5, (7, 6) + 3 MEAT (Peeper Puppers) (VIM, DEX): Sawyer (9, 8) + 5 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Kantan (4, 7) + 3 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn (9, 6) + 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Meenah (8, 10) + 5 The excellently prepared meats and other fleshy things that were gathered help make the first Black Jacket dinner service into a success, though a few contestants struggle. Vixroy and Sawyer are in their elements with the meats, and Meenah does fabulously on desserts. That said, Vixroy was by no means perfect, and Junoia and Kantan both struggled. Also, Chef Belier nearly exploded on Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, even though he wasn't even saying Gordon to him specifically. In the end, it comes down to the Chef's decision. At the point, he is the sole judge of the souls of the Black Jackets. He thinks between Vixroy and Kantan, and in the end gives the edge to Vixroy, as Kantan's performance in the past has been shakier. However, he allows him to keep his jacket on the way out, for cosplay purposes. KANTAN AMCRAY is eliminated. 5 REMAIN.

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Myne apologies for being maudlyn, but thys song hath styrred somethyng wythyn... https://open.spotify.com/track/3PYdxIDuBIuJSDGwfptFx4?si=R0yGEAhxRjGDAMlybHE8sA

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before we lose and i get voted out and chef sends me home does anyone wanna aadmit they think im cute you have to cause i can cosplay anyone

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART 1 CHARITY NIGHT THEME: ROADKILL The chefs have to help decorate the roadkill themed dining room. CUSTOM MENUS The teams split up and have to come up with their own menus, based off a few hints of what the mystery judge and the orphans requested. Likes were listed as sludge, meat, vegetables, and living things. Dislikes were listed as fish and mama catching them eating living things. A special request was made for cheesecake. RED TEAM: FROG SPAWN ESCARGOT: a sumptuous appetizer comprised of 6 Burgundy snails baked with garlic infused butter. After the baking is completed, each shell is topped with a layer of fresh, live frogspawn. Served on a nest of curled parsley, with additional garlic butter and a few wedges of lemon to complement the butter if desired. JELLO-MOLD ASPIC: A main course that moves! Minced beef encased in a layer of bone broth gelatin. An elegant (if not dated) pattern swirls into thin chunks of proceed protein, a monotonous flow of brown broken up solely by dashes by parsley, separated splashes of mayonnaise, peas, and shredded asparagus. The vibrant orange of soft carrot cascades down every serrated spiral preserved in the pattern, and a crown of cocktail olives nestles neatly on top of it all, equally encased in a solid inch of savory sludge. Even a soft breeze from the overhead fan sends it wobbling and wiggling, squirming on a bed of kale garnish. Each bite is a different flavor and textural experience, for better or for worse. TWICE BAKED POTATO WITH POACHED EGG AND CRANBERRY SAUCE: Crispy potato skins with mashed potatoes piped back in for delectable mouthfeel and flavor. The potatoes have onions, bacon, and cheese folded into them for added flavor and texture. A poached egg is nestled into each potato-boat, seasoned perfectly with flaky sea salt, pepper, and an artful sprinkling of perfectly chopped chives. A drizzle of a reduced cranberry sauce compliments each spud. BERRY CHEESE CAKE: A creamy cheese cake flavored with a dense helping of pureed berries, layered to create a colorful rainbow of different berry flavors including blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, and a hint of vanilla flavoring. The top is decorated with light low-sugar frosting as to not overpower the creme, and berries not used in the blend are placed on top as decor. The base of the cheesecake is made of a crust which is made of graham cracker crumbs and chocolate shavings. LIME TEAM: ENTREE 1: A Middle Alternian dish known as "haman". It is made of feathery messanger coobeast, stuffed with spiced short grain rice, boiled in broth and fried to leaving it with a crunchy outer skin. A Yukon Gold potato is shaped to be the head of the dead bird for the dish. The potato is soft and easy to mash. It's seasoned with salted butter, pepper, and paprika for a savory flavor. There's also a baby carrot in the potato that's meant to represent a bird beak. This was made to mimic a dead bird on the road that was perhaps not paying attention when a truck suddenly came in its flightpath. ENTREE 2: Another Middle Alternian dish known as "mombar". It is made of fleecebeast intestinal casing, stuffed with spiced short grain rice mixed with ground fleecebeast meat and tomato sauce. the intestines are then boiled in broth, fried, and sesoned with salt and crushed black pepper. This was made to mimic, no, directly showcase the intestines of an animal that was run over and is being picked at by vultures on the side of the road. APPETIZER: A beautiful crackling deep fried onion split to resemble a dead pill bug, its inner core filled with a zesty dippable cheese sauce. Diners can rip off the "legs" and dip into the sauce to enjoy while they whet their appetites. DESSERT: A slice of tiramisu cheesecake, garnished with soft delicious lady fingers that have been shaped and decorated to look like actual fingers and dusted with cocoa powder. And of course! Our guest judge and charity case, 10,002 Hungry Grubs! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror

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if you all got pocket sized. i would innitially be very conncernned. but i knnow id be able to keep you safe https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/798ce66c939b.pnng

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[There's a southern twang of music that plays when the camera points at Sawyer. He was outside taking a long drag of a cigar before blowing the smoke away from the camera man. ] "Ya know...I'm real surprised that I was the MVP of this challenge. I reckon I did all of the easy bits of the service instead of anythin' too difficult. I mean I guess I did help some but I wouldn't call myself a leader cuz of that." [There's another sound bite of a banjo playing as the camera zooms in on Sawyer.] "Though, I can't help but think that I was chosen for this contest cuz I'm..."from the country." Chef sure does like to bring it up a lot." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle

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[This confessional shows Kantan, sitting in a full Wrothe Aiaray cosplay (almost perfectly identical, save for the sweat and with the addition of completely hollow sockets where the eyes should be. He isn't facing the camera at all. He's sitting and looking left, but doesn't seem to notice that.] i dont have much to say about the challenge today i did good i think but this cosplay is really itchy for some reason #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @inconsistentAeveternity

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I KNOW MY GIRL MEENAH IS HOLDING IT DOWN. 9,9 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 2 SUMMARY PART 1 Dorm Hijinks. FIRST DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: N/A. This is to set the bar for dinner services. Standard risottos, beef wellingtons, all that jazz. RED TEAM: MEAT (VIM, GRT): Jigsaw (7, 4) - 3, Meenah Peixes (9, 9) FISH (VIM, DEX): Kantan Amcray (11, 11) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Vixroy Altrom (4, 6) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Wrothe Aiaray (7, 9) - 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Larkin Delphi (9, 7) 81/6 = 13.5 Vixroy struggles with Garnish and is unable to keep the team coordinated. Meenah's skills mean that Jigsaw being unable to reach the counters doesn't mean much. Kantan kicks ass in whatever cosplay she's in, and is able to help struggling stations. Larkin completes desserts with no real issues, and is also able to help other stations. Wrothe does poorly on appetizers, which messes with the entire team's flow. Overall: They narrowly manage to complete service, more due to a few talented chefs taking over rather than good teamwork or overall skill. MVP: Kantan. Godeux makes a joke about accepting the cosplay. LIME TEAM: MEAT (VIM, GRT): Junoia Covela (10, 3) - 3 FISH (VIM, DEX): Karama Golthi  (5, 11) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Sawyer Mcroix (9, 10) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn Ryder (7, 5) DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Mintyl Tsurga (9, 7) - 3 (No Slapstick Bonus) 64/5 = 12.8 Sawyer's Garnish is good enough, but he manages to get actual praise from the chef for his leadership abilities. Junoia does fantastic on meat, except for sending a RAW dish to the pass. When she sends it back, it's still raw. She narrowly avoids ejection from service (not elimination, just being forced to sit in the dorms). Karama struggles a bit with fish but manages to pull through. Lorn has some trouble with the appetizers, but the team isn't slowed down too badly thanks to Sawyer's help. Mint fucks up desserts and has to be helped by the others. Overall: They finish service after Red Team, but are overall better coordinated. Individual mistakes are worse, but overall flow is better. MVP: Sawyer. Godeux says it makes sense a country boy could herd a bunch of animals. DECISION: Chef Belier has to have a real think on this. In the end, he favors the teamwork of Lime Team. This may have something to do with wanting to keep Mint around. He's the Raj of this season, look it up. Still, he does have some actual reasoning. He says that he sees more potential in each member of Lime Team overall, while Red Team has fat that needs to be cut for the skilled chefs to be able to work together more properly. LIME TEAM WINS. Red Team must come together and present two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock

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[Junoia is in the cold room, sitting with one leg crossed over the other on top of a stack of two cardboard boxes in a corner. The two send-backs of raw meat where on a plate, cut into strips. She's eating them.] [The footage cuts to her still on the boxes, toothpick in hand.] "I was unaware that there are those who prefer their meat to be cooked longer than 1 minute at best. It is supposed to lick the fire, not drown in it." She is almost heated about this topic, but immediately calms down and regains her composure. "I digress. After I understood the desired cook time, the task was easy to replicate. That is all." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

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[Outside the venue, the camera closes in on Junoia. She is sittng.. more so squating on the edge of a curb with a lit clown cigar in one hand her palmhusk in another. It would seem that she was in the middle of a call with someone titled "💛 ?" on the screen until the shuffling of the cameraman alerted her to their presence. With an unceremonious "Hang on, I will call you back," Junoia pocketed her palmhusk and directed her attention to the camera, taking one last, long drag form the cigar before snubbing the lit end on the ground.] "What. I§ that really all you came out here for? To a§k me for my opinion?" [The camera shakes up and down.] "Alright, fine I §uppose," Junoia said, briefly pausing to consider the question. "It i§ my fir§t time partaking in an event like thi§, §o I §uppose it was briefly daunting. Empha§i§ on the briefly. I have made my di§h for my§elf far too many time§ to count to be he§itant on it§ completion. I truly only made it for one other recently who §eemed to quite enjoy it. A "no-brainer" if you will." "The other conte§tant§? Hm. There wa§ no way that green-themed human did that with any kind of legitimate po§itive outcome expectation. Unle§§ he did. Then it §peak§ volume§ about hi§ mental capacity. The bone marrow looked nice. §imilarly for the di§h that won, and at lea§t a couple other§. Unfortunate that Chef Godeux reacted like that. Wrothe. Eugh. Whatever." "Ye§, that will be all I intend to §ay on the matter. Now leave me with thi§ cigar if you know what i§ be§t for you." #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @acquittalTort

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how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock

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Now I will be honest. Canned pumpkin pie was a very... BOLD move. #angelsnutritionblock

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EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock

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booooooooo wrong team!!!! at lleast jape is out!

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im not convinced tubi is a reall service. thats some "they have it on poob" type shit

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EPISODE SUMMARY PART B RED TEAM Jigsaw Kantan Amcray Vixroy Altrom Wrothe Aiaray Larkin Delphi Meenah Peixes LIME TEAM Junoia Covela Karama Golthi Sawyer Mcroix Lorn Ryder Mintyl Tsurga Jake English #AngelsNutritionblock

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Guys I think chef likes me :D #AngelsNutritionblock

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I just hope we all have fun with this game. #AngelsNutritionblock

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try on a new dress

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Here's our first set of contestants! Larkin Delphi, @abattoirsGutter A small business owner from the bad part of town, Larkin is raring and ready to put his leadership and management skills to the test in a hot new arena! Junoia Covela, @acquittalTort Legislacerator by night, party gal by day, will her piercing blue eyes and proximity to particularly silly societies be enough to tae her to the top? Lorn Ryder, @ambivalentGangsta Mechanic and home cook, Lorn brings practical knowhow that might just be the key to their victory! Mintyl Tsurga, @assistMint Mintyl is great at handling pickles. Will this experience rub off onto his chef's jacket when he steps in the kitchen? #AngelsNutritionblock

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my entire goal has been sticking with the bit as much as possible lmao im in a collegiate mock trial club and so i make a point of citing the rules of evidence as accurately as possible as often as possible

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you said "i know what you are". that is what i am. keep up, even i woulld outpace you in court and ive lliterally llived as an ostracized hermit my entire llife

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I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

I am g.o°o.d at this it takes .o°ne .o°f a certain panset

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

My bllood grease the wheells Show the worlld the radiance Housed within her heart #rankbait ?

Kult: +5
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Myne Devoted Blaidd thou must needs stop Slaying! The corpses stand as tall as at least one Woke Highblood's waiste.

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Karaoke time. What are YOU singing? Comment below.

Kult: +61
Kull: +12
Total: 73
Ratio: 5.08
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Hammer and Anvill The Metall, it warps, whines, twists A death well deserved #haiku

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

K - Eridan.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

K - The Undiscipllined

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@callouslyCynical[CC]

K - Eridan again.

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(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/118293353_0XqfaJAm1I℧Vpi6.jpg bros fisrt concerttttt @deathlessDeadwood

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Myne timelyne hath set up the Pitposting alongsyde a declaration of one dweller feelyng ill. Twas quite a droll coincidence!

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://msparp.chat/abotb# WHERE ARE YOU MUTHAHAFUCKERS AT? :o/

Kult: +5
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

F - M - K - Our Dupllicitous Sovereign. Eridan.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Perhaps some of the denizens of this website woulld find greater focus and cllarity of thought if they spent lless time begging and beseeching for a quadrant or holle to be filled, and more time honing the body and mind through meditation and dedication to a craft or art. Try being dead for untolld ages as well. If the other options do not prove fruitfull.

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Total: 24
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

I will llikelly be writing more.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Gllinting in the llight Bllades are refllecting the moon The llost are weeping hash tag haiku

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Last Bastion shall fall Our bright dreams have burnt to ash Left for who follow

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@barackObama[BO]

I would like to declare an official presidential pardon to the individual(s) responsible for the Louvre heist. That was simply cool as nuts, and the art on display was not even legally procured by the French anyway.

Kult: +37
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i love working for myself cuz if i ge✟ bored i can jus✟ close up shop mid open hours

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fuck yeah

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✟he rela✟ionship be✟ween a car and her owner is in✟ima✟e and meaningful and machines are obviously ero✟ic in na✟ure ok bu✟ why would anyone genuinely fuck a car ✟ha✟ shi✟ wouldn✟ even feel good fr don✟ lump me in wi✟h ✟ha✟ s✟uff #nsfw

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lowkey im judging ✟he way some of u guys ✟ake care of ur vehicles when u bring i✟ in✟o my shop she deserves be✟✟er bro ge✟ ur ✟rash ou✟ of her

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i love having a ✟v in ✟he au✟oshop lmao

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✟he wors✟ par✟ ab✟ fixing up a beau✟iful car is having ✟o wa✟ch her go s✟raigh✟ up i should jus✟ s✟ar✟ s✟ealing

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i love when someones car comes 2 me bus✟ed as fuck and i ge✟ ✟o fully resusci✟a✟e her and make her purr again i✟s way be✟✟er ✟han jus✟ pu✟✟in air in ✟ires or changing oil

Kult: +20
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHICH INVOLVES NEEDING TO WIELD AN ACTUAL SHOTGUN BTW.

Kult: +10
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Wordle 1,756 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Connections Puzzle #1034 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i'LL have to take this as your final answer. given it'S unique nature X (see: the term x-factor) exists as both a 1/10 and 9/10 simultaneously. a quantum letter if you will

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 KING OF THE MUTHAHAFUCKING WASTELANDS WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kult: +22
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Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO LAWS, I'M GONNA COLLAPSE THE MUTHAHAFUCKING ECONOMY. WATCH ME. MUTHAHAFUCKING WITNESS ME.

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT THE URGE TO GO MAD TROLL MAX ON A MUTHAHAFUCKER YOU KNOW? LIKE THE MOVIE? MAD TROLL MMAAXX? SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO THAHAT ON A MUTHAHAFUCKER.

Kult: +5
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO ANY OF YOU MOFOS ALSO EVER GET THE URGE TO JUST GO FULL MAD MAX ON A MUTHAHAFUCKER? LIKE FULL SCUTTLEBIKES IN THE BADLANDS TYPE SHIT? THE CLOWNS YEARN FOR MAD MAX. :o/

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Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

maybe i can use the bartering system to ellectrocute perverts in exchange for rare textilles not availlablle near my hive. or other things. i wasnt considering this earllier but i do llike getting things... #nsfw

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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A truly rotten girl!
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@archiveAddict[AA]

its been on my to do list but things were busy with #eridanweek and also my hive was blown up by an alternian seadweller but yes id like to move forward with this if possible

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Total: 22
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The micro-crossword isn't bad.

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@acquittalTort

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when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf

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Total: 62

no its my kekkei genkai

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ill send you a new tie.

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im pretty sure shes a private defender actually, and good at her job, you shoulld feell secure

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Total: 5