why is every version of me on here a quirked up sex pervert!? this is SO not cash money! we egberts need to protect our brand! we can't be unassuming and lame if we get laid. #nsfw #notcool #ifidontgetanythenYOUdontgetany
Maybe you should get on their level.
this is NOT a lame take! it's actually a very BASED take, i'll have you know. i'm having my reputation smeared!
their level is on a whole different plane! iβm staying right where iβm at, in my own john egbertβspecific tier. no sex, no weird innuendos! just bad movies and the occasional zinger!
I Agree Entirely. In Fact I Think There Should Be A Hashtag To Celebrate John's Who Don't " Get Any ". #incelbert
woah, woah! hold on! this is straight-up character assassination! i appreciate the finer, carnal things. itβs just, yβknowβ¦ iβm not weird about it! absolutely not incel behavior! if anything, trimming it down to #celbert feels way more accurate. :B but honestly, i donβt even think i should be stuck with the suffix at all!
every dave on my chittr is a degenerate! which isn't even that far from the reality of it. still! grahhh!