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Derrik "Dirk" Strider [HC!AU]
@torqueTyrant
[ Hyperclutch! AU ] Fuck it up, buttercup.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hPwqXPSCsdo&si=q_Mz6liHdjY6JoLn Oh yeah this is going on "the" playlist #songposting #music
Too busy fucking the toaster. He has a fantastic taste in music, by the way. And he makes excellent toast.
Hey if it wants to think its got taste and not what he's predetermined to think by its programming, more power to it. :-(D Also you might not want to fuck a toaster its bad for your health
Bad for my health, or an indication of a skill issue on your part since you consider him inferior and he still has more game?
Ohoho, I think its cute you think there's even a competition between me and a vibrator with a built-in Bluetooth connection.
Yet again, another example of the cold calculated nature of androids thinking of partners in variables and percentages. Daring to rely on extreme measures of grotesque forms in your constant pursuit to "master" human intimacy, Its pathetic really. You really are your Father's avatar. Could you perhaps maximize the chance of getting a clue, yes?
You haven’t even met his Dirk, bro. Sure you ain’t projecting?
Certainly not, if I must give its Dirk credit, he is at least strong and dependable, however perverted and egotistical he is. My Dirk was a weak, pathetic little boy, who did only what he was told and still couldn't even manage the simplest instructions, and you want to talk about in bed, hoho, the begging, the despiration in his voice. It was like broken record. Intimacy is two ways, and it was always what he wanted. Just the Silly AI Chatbot, its reeks of that same insecurity. If anything "they" project on "me". Hence why even now, even after being cruel, they all can't help but crawl back to me. #gaslighting #abuse
Starting to reconsider the prospects of leaking all that blackmail material I have about you sitting in that drawer in my desk. Watch your fucking mouth, English.
So, I say that my brother's boyfriend is on chittr, maybe there's hope we can get together maybe patch some things up #hcau
Let me put this as straight-forward as possible. Absolutely not. You are at a severe lack of context and that's my own fault, but no. Patching that up would be like trying to revive the Titanic from the bottom of the fucking ocean.
But we were always so much closer when you two were together Seems like that boy did you some good... I just miss you alright, I'm always a phone call away
... A phone call may be in order.
Oh, yeah, alright, I wanna break his jaw and maybe a little more. #violence #vagueposting (but I think anyone with a little context can guess.)
If you think that's bad you should see the shit he says in bed.
when the trauma dumping makes u lowkey horny n u cant stop thinkin abt having a stainless steel chain wrapped around ur neck n pulled super tight #nsfw #nsfwe #angst #violence
oh buddy u do NAWT want 2 be here rn trust meeee
Why don't you have me blocked?
actually no go ahead i want u to die :)
I rest my case.
H3y, what ar3 you doing thi2 Thur2day?
Wouldn't you love to know.
Cmon dont b3 lik3 that bro2ki I got thi2 cool fight club that you 2hould com3 to 2o I can b3at th3 fuck out of you Or i2 it b3cau23 im not vuln3rabl3 and d3f3n23l322 that you dont wanna 2quar3 up?
I just don't feel like wasting my time. Fighting me isn't going to fix what's wrong with him. That shit's rooted in the core.
It aint about fixing him by fighting you. Ill figur3 that part out lat3r. It2 all good though. I didnt think you'd b3 big 3nough to pull up. You only wanna b3at on p3opl3 who cant or wont d3f3nd th3m23lv32. Pu22y
Its funny how you think you're somehow better than me in this scenario. You're just filling a void. You'll find out the hard way.
egotistical might b a good look on me lowkey #nsfw
It isn't.
who tf asked u bitch ass #hater
Lost cause.
Neigh-ing in on the #horse controversy. Horses are pretty sick actually. We would be pretty cooked as a society without them. They don't call it "horsepower" for nothing.
Fuck yeah, Maplehoof.
He slimed Hal.
He probably had it coming.
Fuuuuck this entire week. #stressed
hmu if u need sum stress reliefs :)
You and I both know that is an exceptionally bad idea.
idk man sounds like a fuckin epic idea 2 me
Some things never change.
Yes, I was referring to the previous week. Hopefully this one will be less of that.
Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?
I have considered this vigorously and at length. @apiaryConnoisseur
🫵 bunny girl
the noises are so loud and abundant today owchie
You should try some headphones with white noise or something.
I've been in and out of sleep all day. Bed too comfy.
Gotta get good with your sleep schedule man, you're gonna give yourself eepy problems
I know your fake ass is not talking to me about sleep problems.
What you are you talking about, 6.6 for a weekly average is not a bad
I think maybe someone just needs to put you down permanent style.