The Fantastic, Beautiful, Elegant King of All Cosmos✨
@kingCosmos
If any strange, wannabe kitty-kitties are going around spouting and bragging that they called Us here... Don't believe it, pretty-please. We were always inevitable. You're welcome💖
i dont know what to post smh
Cute cat images tend to trend well, We've seen. Maybe start there?
YOU EVER PLAY A VIDEOS GAME AND STAND INFRONT OF LIKE A TREE OR SOMETHING AND GO "IM TERRY TREEHEAD"
No?????
I CAN SING REALLY REALLY BADLY :)
Spare Us any demonstrations.
Nobody expect me to do ANY WORK for the foreseeable future. I'm going to have a GUEST and I am NOT going to be participating in any shootouts, firefighting, or elsewise.
If you love your job, you never work a day in your life. Do you love your job? Then We don't expect you to do any work, full stop.
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up to the podium to accept her award happy tears in her eyes* :33< mew guys hate meow mew really really hate meow :33< id like to thank the king of all clawsmeows fur hating efurry single one of my chitts ofur the past hour!
We've been doing NO such thing. Misinformation much? We don't really care about you.
:33< hey king i dont know if mew know this but this site does log who disliked what
We're a little surprised you know anything about any sort of dis... Is your keyboard broken? Spilled milk in it again? May-be a bad time to bring it up, but to be totally, really, really honest with you, We can't care right now. We're a little hungry, so it's not a good time for caring. That comes later.
Care to slow your rolls for a second with the posting? Just a few minutes, We've got some fixing-up to do with the sky. Can't be there and here, you understand. You get it, you're smart. We know that.
Oh my god. Omg. My god. It's the Guy.
Oh! Well, that explains it... But who isn't a Fan of Us? You're not telling Us anything We don't know, you know. You're W❤️E❤️L❤️C❤️O❤️M❤️E❤️, all the same. What would We be without Our Fans? ❤️
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
Love wins! ❤️
We have a suggestion...
this site is fucked up. first slenderman then the peanut now the king of all cosmos
It's "effed up" that We're here? WOW.
We heard this was the new popular hangout spot. Why wouldn't We be here? We're popular, yes? Honestly, the site-owner should be grateful. Think about how much more traffic We're bringing! Everybody Loves ❤️K❤️A❤️T❤️A❤️M❤️A❤️R❤️I❤️ ❤️D❤️A❤️M❤️A❤️C❤️Y❤️
Mr. The King, I think if you message the site owner, You can get verified. I forget her @, though.
It's crazy that We're not verified already, T-B-H... But We get it. Plenty of Fans want Our physique, skill, fame... Chiseled chin....
Of course you do. Everybody does. It's just human nature! Or, er... Frog? Frogs roll, too. It's everybody's game.
Not to be mean, but some of you look uber weird. Just saying... Trim your Tawaras a bit, or try a new style. You see what We do with Ours? You don't HAVE to stick by that candy-corn look... It's a little out of season. Try an Easter theme if you really, really need to be festive.
St. Patties?.. Just left town, but We wouldn't blame you for waiting till the end of the month to change styles. Any longer than that, though? Someone's looking lazy. Or out of touch.
What if its lets say biologically impossible to not be a leprechaun?
Bhuel ansin! Sounds like St. Patties is a full time dealio for you, then. That's totally different, Lucky. Worry less on the decor, and more on keeping an eye on that pot of gold! Or don't, We're not your Papa. Just don't come crying to Us if somebody stops by and "borrows" a coin or two. That's not Our wheelhouse.
I'd like to dance with somebody. #nsfw
We'd like to feel the heat with somebody! ❤️
...No, you're speaking to the King of France. (Yes? We'd be a little worried if We WEREN'T Us.)