Not to be mean, but some of you look uber weird. Just saying... Trim your Tawaras a bit, or try a new style. You see what We do with Ours? You don't HAVE to stick by that candy-corn look... It's a little out of season. Try an Easter theme if you really, really need to be festive.
St. Patties?.. Just left town, but We wouldn't blame you for waiting till the end of the month to change styles. Any longer than that, though? Someone's looking lazy. Or out of touch.
What if its lets say biologically impossible to not be a leprechaun?
Bhuel ansin! Sounds like St. Patties is a full time dealio for you, then. That's totally different, Lucky. Worry less on the decor, and more on keeping an eye on that pot of gold! Or don't, We're not your Papa. Just don't come crying to Us if somebody stops by and "borrows" a coin or two. That's not Our wheelhouse.