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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

We don't want to have to post about this.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Nor do most of us want you to post about it.

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THE CHITT THAT SAVED CHITTR.

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg

#meltdown #dramaalert #complacencyofthelearned

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

what the fuck

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name

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@titularTerror[TT]

It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!

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@shepherdsMercy[SM]

I see now. Best of luck in fixing this. Ego sum ira Domini.

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@titularTerror[TT]

Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.

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@tempoGraphic[TG]

thats not rose lalonde thats ellen degeneres i know those eyes on any we8site

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

@cotlLawyer WAKE UP

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

please im just an intern they dont even pay me

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@titularTerror[TT]

Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.

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@tragicallyTriangular[TT]

Can I have his internet history instead?

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

#trouble #fuckkkk

#trouble #fuckkkk

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@titularTerror[TT]

You’re trembling, I see. But there’s no need—I just wanted specify I do not have a drinking problem, I have a drinking hobby. #substances #subjectivity #glasshalfempty #becauseIdrankit

#subjectivity #becauseidrankit #glasshalfempty #substances

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

#sigh #youreright lets throw some #gin back like our #bitchmom always would

#sigh #youreright #gin #bitchmom

David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

[slides a $20] keep the heat up

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@titularTerror[TT]

No!!

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

vengeance is motherfucking sweet

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

You might be next! #PrematureBalding

#prematurebalding

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

We think today is THE DAY! We have an inside scoop... you all are horrible gossip hounds... Match made in heaven!❤️❤️ But is the couple we're going to reveal just as perfect for each other?🤔🤔 Or maybe you'll all be as shocked as we were! Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out! 😳😳

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

@trolladamSandler Speaks out on the #CullSmith situation- "He shouldn't be invited back to the show in the future.". Hollywood is making its stance!

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

@centaursTesticle You didnt tell me you were kin to a trolly wood legend...

@centaursTesticle

Troll Matt Johnson

@nirvannatheBand[NB]

ThisHappenedToMyBuddyTrollJay.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

How shameful. #SelfControl

no fucking way.exe

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@centaursTesticle[CT]

D --> I do not think he could have taken it on the chin so dutifully otherwise though I doubt the genetic relation is too close

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)

#dramaalert #tempted

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.

#incest #incestgate

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Ex-fucking-zcuze me?

@aestivalGaillardia[AG]

whatever th⚘s means

@tmzOfficial[TO]

#DramaAlert ! A catfight has broken out at the Women's Music Awards ceremony. Troller Swift has reportedly slaughtered every other nominee. We love to see a girlboss winning! https://i.postimg.cc/Qdj87rX0/DCE2FA9C-A533-432B-A8CE-4A738ECEB524.jpg

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

fucking incredible

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Gag.

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The Fantastic, Beautiful, Elegant King of All Cosmos✨

@kingCosmos[KC]

Love wins! ❤️

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#LoveWins.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

i stay thriving

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i always knew they were fucking in meet the fockers #nsfw

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Trouble in paradise? You heard it here!

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@titularTerror[TT]

Well, at least they can be open in this timeline.

@tmzOfficial[TO]

We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳

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@toutoiKomon[TK]

/eak Marvus' partner a/ready.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

I am on the edge of my seat!!!

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@archiveAddict[AA]

can i know please! is it two boys

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!

@discussingFilm

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@discussingFilm[DF]

the scandal of it all! PETA really needs to step in.

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@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> y'all are N0T g1v1ng th1s guy a break g0ddamn

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Let him be.

@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

What the helly.

@aorticProtostar[AP]

Crow dude is awesome. Fuck off.

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy

#messy #dstrider #babymamadrama

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Shameful behavior.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

did do this at one point can confirm but not me

(OOC) 1 week ago

(( I'm fucking crying omg lmfao

@cosmicCanine[CC]

They werent M&M's they were skittles mixed with reeses pieces

David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

no way yall are believing this ai generated bullshit i dont even like m&ms #TMZareHACKS

@titularTerror[TT]

@transcendGodhood did you leak our messages??

@transcendGodhood

@tmzOfficial[TO]

We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫

@transcendGodhood

#insidescoop #dstrider

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@tastyandGodlike[TG]

leave us i mean him alone dude jesus dont you have anything real to report on

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

This is a bit far, isn't it?

@tmzOfficial[TO]

PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.

@turntechGodhead#6490

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

what so is it weird to kiss a half bird on the mouth like really guys come on its not that weird haha (is it?)

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Rose Kitty Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

This is bad, bad press. #PETAisafteryou #Ihithim

#petaisafteryou #ihithim

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

im missing feathers to prove it

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Discofurry Channel

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < wtf is this slandpurr

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@tastyandGodlike[TG]

nah its not weird, here i can prove it if you want

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Rose Kitty Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I'm preening you. I'm plucking your pin feathers, lovingly. #BackoffPETA

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

@PETAofficial #messy

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↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

@turntechGodhead[TG]

thank you i needed this #birdthings

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Rose Kitty Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Quoting you: I bet it feels good as fuck to get your pin feathers preened.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

fucking exactly

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg

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@spadesSlick[SS]

this wench got her security guard to beat the shit out of karkat. #trollpellroanisaflop

#trollpellroanisaflop

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@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

shes cutny let her do it

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@discussingFilm[DF]

shocking!

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Oh My God No

@saccharineSovereignty[SS]

I kn€₩ it.

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

@taxCollector[TC]

#Rechitt

Diamonds Dave ♦️

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

lay off her bulge you animals

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Rechitt. Apalling.

↩ @spadesSlick[SS]

@turntechGodhead[TG]

he was probably asking for it

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@spadesSlick[SS]

nobody asked you.

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

Trollpel Roan seen beating young fan to death. Is it a case of boundary establishment or needless kulling? Watch the clip!

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Diamonds Dave ♦️

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

god forbid women do anything

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Let her have hobbies.

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@ceaselessTomfoolery[CT]

unbbelievabble that a rustie would bbe allowed to get away with this ≈:o/ bbut i do actually approve

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@tmzOfficial[TO]

You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!

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@tastyandGodlike[TG]

why is this news

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♠️ Spades Rose L. ♠️

@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Let a man loose on the streets once, and the paparazzi will find him.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Typical.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

A mess.

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

and ill do it again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

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↩ @transcendGodhood[TG]

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

And again and again. #Again

@tmzOfficial[TO]

Today on @TMZLIVE more legal trouble for #DStrider . You can party TOO hard! Details when you tune in at 10:30 EST.

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David "D" Strider Official

@transcendGodhood[TG]

how many times do i have to sue your asses for slander until you stay the fuck down

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@asanineTemptation[AT]

THERE I$ NO $UCH FUCKING THING A$ PARTYING "TOO HARD"