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a nyway im fine aint like thrs shit to be ashamed about oh big fuckin whoop two whole ass adults took a walk togethr yall aint shit keep garglin my nuts for your measly paychecks yall aint got shit onme hah yeah you need me so bad nobody gives a crap about any of your trash until th e exact secnd im in the mood for a bump yo its pathetic @tmzOfficial #substance
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
Utterly despicable to me how quickly people forget that celebrities are frigging PEOPLE!! With feelings and livelihoods and reputations that dont deserve to be tarnished for momentary entertainment!!! Boo on you @tmzOfficial !!! BOO!!!!!!
We ❤️ our haters! Don't they say all publicity is good publicity? 🤔
Take back that blasted ❤️ right this second!!! You damn well know thats just a justification to be a cruel BITCH!
We only report on public information. Maybe they shouldn't have walked around in broad view of our cameras!
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
Jesus Christ.
how can you go home and look at yourselves in the mirror after stirring up toxicity like this!!
Maybe if these couples weren't messy, we wouldn't have anything to post!
i'm afraid of tmz / and it's justified
Harold, don’t make me call your mother. I know you’re just an intern, but I cannot overlook your blatant misogyny.
please dont call my mom they finally started paying me i need this job
Then I suggest getting your act together and cease this slandering of Miss Lalonde at once.
thank god i live in timeline where society is taking its first baby steps still and we dont have a use for things like celebrity gossip yet not a nightmare i am looking forward to in however many centuries
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
Rose Lalonde being referred to as “some random college girl” is the true evil here.
first of all this is bullshit second of all this is bullshit third of all this was photoshopped fourth of all this is slander fifth of all there is no way my ass looks that flat from the back aka this is definitely some doctored ass fake ass bullshit and also im gonna sue you all into an early grave
Wow! Not only does he hide his little girlfriend, but denies it too! #Sad @tentacleTherapist#9177
This cannot be happening.
the tabloids have been leaving me alone lately / it's nice / but it's worrying / i'm really grateful for my popularity / and i don't wanna lose it
We want to congratulate #DStri @transcendGodhood on "completing" his latest rehab stint! We have a VERY SPECIAL post planned for him! #WatchOut
also youre obviously off your game this aint even hot news when i escaped i mean totally graduated like 12 hours ago
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
Harold, I know that’s you back there cobbling these farces together. Do not risk finding out what else I know. Retract these at once.
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name
Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay