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@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg

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what the fuck

guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name

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Zoologically Dubious Caduceus
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@titularTerror[TT]

It’s moreso the fact that this is clearly not me this is the disgraced talk show host Ellen DeGeneres with poorly doctored lipstick. I don’t even own that shade!

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I see now. Best of luck in fixing this. Ego sum ira Domini.

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@titularTerror[TT]

Retract this statement and I will not leak your internet history to your mother Carol, Harold.

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thats not rose lalonde thats ellen degeneres i know those eyes on any we8site

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@cotlLawyer WAKE UP

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please im just an intern they dont even pay me

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@titularTerror[TT]

Fine. Out of the goodness and pity of my bleeding heart I will not expose you as you have so readily exposed others. You are lucky I’m not some megalomaniacal cancer patient with access to many warehouses and a tricycle-riding puppet. Next time though, would you PLEASE make the lipstick a true black.

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Can I have his internet history instead?