David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
so ZAIRe are 'uman 'ig'bloods and just as annoyEEN as Ze troll vAIRsion 'ow considAIRate to keep some ZEENs consEEStent
oh you are not calling me annoying while talkin like youve been deepthroating baguettes all night and day sacre fuckin bleu are you seriously goddamn troll french
i dont know w'at frenc' EES but yes i type p'onetically to propAIRly represent Ze accent of my roots in Ze wine country w'at of it
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4c2b63b5039.png pullin up in one of these what else
No photo for you.
so this is how you treat your first and most loyal fan fucked up
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
better lay another one on me soon big man
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
[[ actually out touchin grass today, will pop in and out dparingly to try and catch up on notifs mwah ]]
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
No!!
what the fuck give me my fucking twenty back jesus christ you give these vultures a tiny little millimeter and they take a thousand miles
Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie
damn can i get some cream on my face next
You won't even know when it happens! Hoo hoo hoo!
yall posting titties and dick on the timeline??? #nsfw
not enough of em in my opinion
EvEn though im only at 45 followErs ill draw it anyway...... hErE is my #pEnis https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_002424802.png #nsfw
damn bro its kinda weirdly shaped you might wanna get that checked out
you dont gotta lie i accept you and your dinged up dick bro #nsfw
I put my blood, sweat and tears into my art
but not your cum? #poser #nsfw
Cum goes into the clients you deficient #nsfw
That's just bad for business