David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
what the FUCK
yeah yeah im working on it its just a little hard with half the planet buzzing in my fucking ear hold on
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
#PRManagement Mr. Strider, please, we've been over this! Where are you?
Hello ! This is #PRManagement for #DStriderEntertainment ! We are deeply sorry for the previous handful of messages. As much as we'd like to pay respect to the unfiltered communication between David and the #SBaHJ fanbase, we are temporarily suspending interactions with this account on account of his faltering mental health. Please redirect all DMs and interview requests to dstriderentertainment@business.com Thank you !
(P.S. If anyone can account for his whereabouts, please call us at --------)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
yeah im fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine yeah
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
Now the president is defending me. This may just be the end of my life. #ThankYouMrPresident
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
maybe if you had any hobbies outside of character assassination youd know that im a staunch #feminist hellbent on defending any college girl regardless of our dating status which is always nonexistent by the way because this is bullshit and youre all full of donkey crap
what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)
(You snuck out of rehab. You are shooting out of your league here, Strider.)
I don't know. Maybe not promise that I wouldn't end up blasted on TMZ? #ALiteralQuoteFromYou
(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)
ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
I don't think, judging by your posts, we're allowed to give you controlled substances.
I would recommend against a Xanax and over complicating the situation. Miss Lalonde is a lovely, intelligent woman. As the youths now say, “lock in.”
fuck off psychiatrists love me and absolutely want me to have as many controlled substances as physically fucking possible fuck you
aiight well thats a direct order from the b man so i cant exactly say no to that
never any real need for a hooker with the way the paparazzi be constantly riding your dick #nsfw
Okay I’ll give you that, that one was quite amusing.
im hanging this on my wall to look at during my darkest nights thank you sir
Just now following me, Mr. Strider? You hurt my feelings so.
this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
It’s all in jest, Mr. Strider. I expect no following from my dear constituents—it is merely a privilege I am honored to receive.
nah if my dinner aint delivered on a platter balanced atop a plump pair of bootycheeks that shit dont even taste right #nsfw
is that an actual thing you do? :o