David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
so ZAIRe are 'uman 'ig'bloods and just as annoyEEN as Ze troll vAIRsion 'ow considAIRate to keep some ZEENs consEEStent
oh you are not calling me annoying while talkin like youve been deepthroating baguettes all night and day sacre fuckin bleu are you seriously goddamn troll french
i dont know w'at frenc' EES but yes i type p'onetically to propAIRly represent Ze accent of my roots in Ze wine country w'at of it
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
[[ actually out touchin grass today, will pop in and out dparingly to try and catch up on notifs mwah ]]
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
nah she loves it dont worry about it shes a glutton and im a saint for wanting to provide more meals for the buffet
Of course, something I could very well dominate. Bind, and gag. Perhaps even choke out.
the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe
aiight we poppin an addy and were locking in nobody @ me (pls @ me) (love me) #substance
you are capable, you are strong, you are cared for. fear not, dear one. my feelings for you are warm + gentle. (:^
@transcendGodhood @-ing you
whoa tell me why that made me weak in the knees
kindness can be a rarity in one's life. i hope that is not the case for you, dear one.
how dare you not respect my boundaries da fuq (yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaaay)
You know me, I'm a boundary-pusher. I /could/ push more if you were so inclined.
heh i mean nah im drowning with adoring bitches who definitely love me for me and not for the ego inflated persona i project to a greedy and insatiable parasocial society but yeah this is still cool
such success is attributable to your wit + charisma. there is no doubt about that. but in the quiet moment between performances, i hope that you take good care of my dear one. that means allowing kindness in these little pockets of genuine interactions. you can do it. i know you can.
dont do this to me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5478b6405b54.png
my street cred 💔
knowin clowns da wave i know clowns i have an eelin you mighta done somefin wit dat clown #nsfw
the only thing im doin with clowns is impalin them with my long hot hard throbbing katana #nsfw
absolutely disgustin imagery boat cant say i cod ever expect betta from tha likes a you #nsfw
yeah thats right baby thats that academy award for best screenplay for 9 years runnin talkin
i didnt fuck that clown i didnt cum on that clown i didnt put my dick anywhere near that clown ive never done anything weird with clowns i promised myself i wasnt going to make another fucking apology video after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and goddamn honest with this as possible (1/357645693563545634576345) #nsfw
its ok 2 fuck clowns. 2 honk the honkers. 2 get in tht big top... or ig tht big bottom lol
sounds like you did dat
and we live https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
You wouldn't know a nice dick if it smacked you in the face. Which I'm sure it has.
fucked up that youre bringin that goddamn bazooka into a sword fight but fuck it im still down to fence prepare to be blinded from the unrepentant beauty of my goddamn johnson
AINT MY FAULT I BEEN BLESSED BY THE MESSIAHS. ill motherfuckin fence bulges with you. #nsfw #frot (?)
you fuckin bashing my taste in dicks, bro? you sayin i aint a goddamned connoisseur of cocks, man? a daily buffet of meaty shafts at my disposal and you think there aint a single one of them at fuckin 5 star quality?????? now youve gone too far #nsfw
I ain't doubting that you do, I know that much for a fact. I'm saying you can't tell the difference. The dickference, even. #Nsfw #Lol
[They then proceeded to have the best frot-off in the history of paradox space.] #nsfw
fuck you mean everybody waited til i was locked in the studio to get oiled up without me #homophobia
Do you have a palmhusk or equivalent? Do you have massage oil nearby? You're still invited to join.
sometimes you gotta read a lil rpf just to feel somethin
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
u shud post a tiddy pic 2 celebrate #nsfw even tho u hav man tiddies so it barely evn counts
you take that back each one of my areolas have a net worth higher than the cost it takes to power europe
oh my bad didnt reelize u had nips made of solid diamond or smth damn (u shud still post a tiddy pic tho)
damn right i do and ill post em later just to prove it #foraprice
*slides u the exact same $1k u gave me yesterday* it pays well 2 b a hot oldr man on the internets
damn we gon be juggling the same thou back and forth like a couple of overworked circus clowns huh you got it babe
Wonderful. 1. Why isn't this up to your usual level of SBaHJifcation? 2. Why are you pulling a Kermit?
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
The fact that you're asking this means you /definitely/ did some heinous shit.
I have extremely dire news for you, Strider.
Dont listen to all the haters dude I was there recording you live you were absolutely badass sexy and defintely didnt do a single thing to shame generations of you blood. Take it from one D shaped Dave to another.
another day another dollar another instance of me waking up in a dumpster with my ass hanging out #partyrockin
fuck at this point i dont know whats more addicting chittr or ketamine i just know im doing a whole hell of a lot of both tonight #substance
don't do too much ketamine if you are... i don't want you to get hurt :< #substances
amen brother both on that one imma have you in my thoughts when i roll up tonite
plannin some fun shit to sponsor when we hit #3000kults stay tuned #DSTRIentertainment #DTV #sbahjcoin
pull up with a good pitch my studios always lookin for more content to shit out
HOT PUPPET ASS BUY NOW CLICK THE LINK https://plushrump.carrd.co/ GET A SUBSCRIPTION PREMIUM FOR 99.99 SMUPPETS SMUPPETS SMUPPETS! PLUSH ASS! SLUTTY PUPPETS AND MORE! #nsfw
And I gifted you the most profitable hottest muppet empire ever. Also why did you trust me I have done nothing to earn that.
I forgive you. I don’t see the problem. I think if you let me change your mind on puppets you’d enjoy them. What’s more whimsical than a puppet. I gave one botched top surgery on plush rump. It’s experimental post-ironic art.
#chittrconfession #nsfw sometimes when i pass by a reflective surface i get so entranced by the handsome bastard lookin back at me that i cant help but lean in for a kiss and then another kiss and then another kiss and then suddenly my pants are off and
oh dont you worry ive found several by now and its worth it every fucking time
hello! it seems that your chit has cut off a bit early due to a site bug i was wondering if you could continue it your chit cut off too soon because of a bug so i was curious if you could continue perhaps in the replies with what the rest of the tweet was please respond
im not sure if my messages are coming through due to the bug hello
IM SAYING YOU THINK YOU LOOK SEXY. YOU LOOK YEAH ATTRACTIVE BUT NOT SEXY TO ME. I ONLY CALL HAIRY MEN SEXY.
fuck wheres the site bug repellant when you need it lets just say a week doesnt go by without a mirror needin a dash of windex and a vigorous wipedown
time to party like a college freshman with a fake ID and the first taste of unsupervised adult freedom in their lives who joinin #shotsonme
Damn I'll join I can lift the kegs and stuff if you need help #substances
now selling: used couch lightly worn well loved autographed bedazzled maybe a stain or two #dontquestionit
nah dont worry about em theyre just a lil splash of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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