David "D" Strider Official
@transcendGodhood
you already know || https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
HAS BEEN CHANGED LMFAOOOOO makw sure its something he'll never get like girls
awww, feel better, uncle dave!!!
Big fan of your work mr strider! I sincerely hope you and your sweetheart recover swiftly from this abhorrent affair!
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you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
For the love of god, please stop posting.
a nyway im fine aint like thrs shit to be ashamed about oh big fuckin whoop two whole ass adults took a walk togethr yall aint shit keep garglin my nuts for your measly paychecks yall aint got shit onme hah yeah you need me so bad nobody gives a crap about any of your trash until th e exact secnd im in the mood for a bump yo its pathetic @tmzOfficial #substance
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
motherfuckers confiscating my phone like i dont have fuckin twenty three of them fucking shitting burners in this bitch
#PRManagement Mr. Strider, please, we've been over this! Where are you?
Hello ! This is #PRManagement for #DStriderEntertainment ! We are deeply sorry for the previous handful of messages. As much as we'd like to pay respect to the unfiltered communication between David and the #SBaHJ fanbase, we are temporarily suspending interactions with this account on account of his faltering mental health. Please redirect all DMs and interview requests to dstriderentertainment@business.com Thank you !
(P.S. If anyone can account for his whereabouts, please call us at --------)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7a0d281a674.png having a totally normal reaction to this message btw #katanatomyfuckingthroat #jk #lol #suicide #butjustinthejkway
yeah im fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine yeah
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
I don't think, judging by your posts, we're allowed to give you controlled substances.
I would recommend against a Xanax and over complicating the situation. Miss Lalonde is a lovely, intelligent woman. As the youths now say, “lock in.”
fuck off psychiatrists love me and absolutely want me to have as many controlled substances as physically fucking possible fuck you
aiight well thats a direct order from the b man so i cant exactly say no to that
never any real need for a hooker with the way the paparazzi be constantly riding your dick #nsfw
Okay I’ll give you that, that one was quite amusing.
im hanging this on my wall to look at during my darkest nights thank you sir
this has quickly turned from the best moment of my life to my most embarrassed please forgive me
It’s all in jest, Mr. Strider. I expect no following from my dear constituents—it is merely a privilege I am honored to receive.
nah if my dinner aint delivered on a platter balanced atop a plump pair of bootycheeks that shit dont even taste right #nsfw
fucked up when youre craving the finest caviar but also a goddamned poptart at the same time
put the caviar on the poptart boom two birds one stone
mass producing sweet bombs and hella projefftiles as we speak https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e90c7684e00.png
gonna get the troll population to dance for my amusement for else
hot troll girls kissin in your notifs we love to see it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa878b523f41.png
yo im bored yall got four entire minutes to do something entertaining before im forced to do something incredibly reckless and attention seeking to cope
"my culls are so fuckin cool and badass bro you gotta believe me bro theyre so fuckin manly my massive balls are so inflated from the sheer vicious magnitude of my culls man i have over 300 confirmed culls and i can cull you in over seven hundred ways if you try and cross me motherfucker" thats what you sound like
and yet im still hearing a distinct lack of evil political figureheads getting slaughtered so im pretty sure im winning this conversational repartee here
aiight jade im assuming every other dave you meet is a spineless virginal pussy compared to me but anything less than humping my leg upon merely glimpsing me in your periphery will be taken as the most brutal friendzoning ive ever experienced and i WILL do something drastic and humiliating as a result every time lol #nsfw
listen kid wwhen you start soundin like me thats a good sign youre in too deep
haha this loser cant fly everybody point and laugh
hey everyone this kid thinks movies are real life everybody point and laugh
welllllll i think i HAVE been a little too hesistant after all you did say i had a pretty lil head, AND i backed your seme strider agenda people have flirted with less! (assuming youre being sincere and unironic, and if youre not, please ignore this while i run into the woods never to be seen again)
🎵 i know we havent seen each other in a while but you will always be my boo (rack obama)
now i aint sayin i snuck out of rehab again im just sayin sometimes youre on a leisurely stroll with the group and you just so happen to find a fence that aint high enough to hold back a fuckin g on a mission
I am disappointed in your dedication to recovery. #ButImpressedByTheHighJump.#DidWeHaveToGoThroughTheDriveThruImmediately?
the amount of hos that have blackmail on me could fill the entire tri state motherfucking area girl youre gonna have to give me a little more than that
ahh oh god just woke up from a nightmare where my pajamas werent made of spun gold and my blankets werent made of a million $100 bills delicately sewn together fuck someone hold me that was so scary
oh you are not calling me annoying while talkin like youve been deepthroating baguettes all night and day sacre fuckin bleu are you seriously goddamn troll french
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
[[ actually out touchin grass today, will pop in and out dparingly to try and catch up on notifs mwah ]]
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
everybody shut the fuck up my favorite show is on #bullyrosehour
nah she loves it dont worry about it shes a glutton and im a saint for wanting to provide more meals for the buffet
Of course, something I could very well dominate. Bind, and gag. Perhaps even choke out.