♠ hated by @transcendGodhood
Rechitting to our followers! #DStrider is on a #Substance fueled meltdown over having his problematic relationship revealed! What would his smalltown girlfriend think?
I don't think, judging by your posts, we're allowed to give you controlled substances.
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
Wow! Not only does he hide his little girlfriend, but denies it too! #Sad @tentacleTherapist#9177
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
W-ER-E NOT KISSIN >38/
I think people are just admitting they will fuck obama #nsfw
To whomever sent an unsolicited, sexual image address to the Gray House, please seek medical attention immediately. It should not look like that.
Do not let him fool you — he plans on doing no such thing.
You might be next! #PrematureBalding
IF YOU REALLY WANT THE LOWDOWN, THEN YOU CAN ASK EVER SO POLITELY FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED WRITE-UP. I CAN’T POSSIBLY SAY EVERYTHING I WANT TO ABOUT CRASH (2004) IN 15K CHARACTERS. FUCKING CHITTR LIMITS.
YEAH, YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDN’T YOU. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ELSE TOO YOU GODDAMN EXHIBITIONIST. THAT’S WHY YOU MAKE THESE CAR CRASHES ON DVD. YOU EVER SEEN CRASH, DAVID?
OR AN AVERAGE SCOOP
AT THE GYM.
stop hating on my fucking chit. a man is entitled to have a type, even if that is the ghb.
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
knowin clowns da wave i know clowns i have an eelin you mighta done somefin wit dat clown #nsfw
;o) #nsfw
Orange it is. Love you too bro. #Mwah <3.
Fantasizing of the unattainable, embarssing.
Kind of miss @transcendGodhood hating all my posts. It was funny as shit. Come back I miss you.
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Oh wow. I guessed wrong based on your photo. My bad.
You're so pretty when you cry.
I assumed you were some random old investor or something who wanted to give your money away. What are you even famous for.
Point and laugh. My lovely stooge.
Big fan of this Signless guy.
Peanut has killed my wife.
lolololol stay mad buoy !!! 3B-)c
eelmaoooo doin it idc
makin one up rn . ore maybe ill do a classic move n rerelease yo movies in )(ig)( def n use ai to smoot)( em out jus fore good measure
So, so sad and desperate. Also, keep hating my replies. Pump my numbers up some more.
You look so desperate.
I'll do efurrything except the lapdance.
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
Don't be offended when I don't follow any of you plebeians back; follow for follow is such a fucking gauche concept that is completely uninformed by the kind of partnership of equals that can only be enjoyed by two halves of one whole. #Meetingofthemindandsoul #Andnoneofyouareinvited #Mydaughter
Last thing before I log off for the night. The supercut and raws were slated for release at the weekend, but y'all seem really excited, so I could make it sooner. Plenty more where it came from anyway.
Believe what you like. Makes no difference to me.
Unfortunately, I have. It's under control.
Found something else to post. Nothing like the dirt tmz has on him, but still entertaining. First non plush post in a while, thanks to @transcendGodhood for making it possible.
Nevermind.
@transcendGodhood is cruelly refusing to give me a copy of the Jakes making out for my site. Guess I'll have to find something else to post tonight.
GAHHHHH!!! you will simply bend my words to your liking regardless of what i say!! i shant make a peep any further!!
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
We've got the #InsideScoop 😳😳! #DStrider @transcendGodhood seen out and about with a new face... Again and again! Is this his secret Hollywood romance? Or just a repeat hookup 🤭🫣. We know! But will we tell? 🤔🤫
I adore and care for all of my Chittrlings equally. Any favoritism is imagined, please do not be jealous.
We must plan privately! that is the solution! we must collaborate on how we must tackle this bamboozling controversy! PRIVATE MESSAGES! SCATTER!
*ARMS WAVE ABOUT* Nothing to see here!!!! shoo shoo!
You Can Take the Strider Out of Hollywood, But You Can't Take the Hollywood Out of the Strider! #DStrider seen partying hard in NYC! Check the site for more!
#dstriderdidsomethingswrong
Today on @TMZLIVE more legal trouble for #DStrider . You can party TOO hard! Details when you tune in at 10:30 EST.
yOUr gAmE is lIterAlly UnplayablE now AssholE
Too late.
Not I, who had already been up in pursuit of getting my tubes tied, fool.
get ratio'd stridick.
not you.
I'D HAVE TO SIDE WITH THE LALONDES AND THE STRIDERS WOULD KILL ME INSTANTLY.
I Am Quiᛏe Fond Of Roxy Lalonde #lalondes
i cannot believe that apparently not wanting to fuck jake english is controversial
Stop embarrassing yourself, it looks bad for me. How am I meant to get people to pay me to make you look dumb when you do it yourself? <3
How else will I receive my Trollazon orders? You get three days of self-pity. No more.
GOING TO BUY A FEMBOY LOW BLOOD SLAVE AT THE MARKET LTR. ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CASTE? #FEMBOY #NSFW