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I legalized Gay marriage twice. I am not opposed to homosexual behavior.
Have you seen the Striders lately.
I would recommend against a Xanax and over complicating the situation. Miss Lalonde is a lovely, intelligent woman. As the youths now say, “lock in.”
I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)
Harold, Miss Lalonde is a lovely woman and you know it.
It’s all in jest, Mr. Strider. I expect no following from my dear constituents—it is merely a privilege I am honored to receive.
Okay I’ll give you that, that one was quite amusing.
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.
i think some of you johns should be more normal. and some of you johns should be more evil! and some of you johns should be less normal and less evil. basically i am judging all of you with evil intent !! this is my evil deed for the day.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only defend you all so much.
I'm on a rolle for suggestions this fine night so consider planting a bomb in an enemy's hive thate'll set off at a certaine time if they do not provide you the entertainment you seek withine a given time. The contents in said bomb has to be glitter. It's more devastating.
i feel for mr prez cuz i cant think a anyfin worse than bein pail stalked by a lil red thing wit no common sense but hey at least it aint megido this time am i rite #nsfw
At the very least, pick a category that is attractive.
Only in his dreams, I'm sure.
I am disappointed in your dedication to recovery. #ButImpressedByTheHighJump.#DidWeHaveToGoThroughTheDriveThruImmediately?
y does it seem liek dave is tryna fuck the president #nsfw
Because he will fuck anything that moves and/or looks at him with pity.
Oh good fucking lord.
Started giggling to myself for no apparent reason. What has shifted in the force of the universe?
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
eVeRyTiMe i sEe dAvE I GeT A LiTtLe bIt pIsSeD OfF.
i'll put 0n my cleanest t-shirt, just f0r y0u. https://i.pinimg.c0m/1200x/9d/43/80/9d4380d4102737577eeeea8645a1cf8e.jpg
:33< i sure hope nyat
No!!
It's rough getting old. :( #DontWorry! #GILFSaretrending
Getting old is something you won’t be getting the chance to experience, luckily.
You won't even know when it happens! Hoo hoo hoo!
Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie
Biden, I can’t talk right now, I’m chitting.
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
"OKAY. So, maybe that wasn't a particularly good virst victim. But, it's okay to make mistakes. Evn ones that are SCARY and might'v could'v CULLED you! It's alright, though, because in my escape, I vound this HAUNTED HIV in the var distance. Surely, this will hold CURIOUS CUSTOMERS with CHARMING COMMENTS on my CLEVR QUESTIONS. ... ... *thundercrack* ACK!" (When Argyri would get up next, they'd hav a convusing convrsation about the undead-ness ov one another, one rustblood possibly a little more disappointed by the alivness ov the other.) @disturbedAperture https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/085bv7802581.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/v70a4e296dc4.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/737707a2da93.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/4b66473e5v67.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/c0a082229a1c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/492v13a47ea7.png
zomg,,, mr strider,,,, <3
YOUR SICK WISH IS MY COMMAND, SINCE I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR INBOX.
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU EGOMANIAC, A HAND-WRITTEN MULTI-PAGE REVIEW DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR INBOX? I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU. IS *THAT* WHAT YOU WANT?
SEEN IT. FUCKING DUH. AND YES, THE MOVOVIE, THE MOIVE, THE MOVLE AND WHATEVER THE SHIT ELSE YOU’VE CREATED. THEY’RE GOOD. YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A REVIEW OR IS YOUR EGO STROKED ENOUGH AS-IS?
>([🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨 TEN T#OUSAND ROCK ATTACK]
i wil be throwign #wizardweek as oppsoition 2 eridan week
((drawing D stride? i got u
Does anyone have any tips for getting hard...
You contrarian bastard. @transcendGodhood https://imgchest.com/p/6eyr3r6oeyp
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
@transcendGodhood @-ing you
Okay there are too many Snowmen here, you all need to fight to the death now
haha omg hhi *shoving all my gay stupid yearnposts under my bed* wwow fancy seeing u here i was beigbg so nnormal and not fantasizign about t you obsessively lolz #nsfw
absolutely disgustin imagery boat cant say i cod ever expect betta from tha likes a you #nsfw
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
TOD4YS TH3 D4Y 1 F1N4LLY G3T TO 💥
what the fuck! i don't have a cat girl maid costume. i mean, i guess i could buy one? i have like, a salary and everything now. but i'm not doing that. it's not even funny. if i'm going to wear the cat girl maid costume, it's gotta have incentive! like i lost really bad at a game of poker or something, and now i have to look like a complete moron with cat ears and a stupid outfit. if i just wear the outfit because you told me to, then it loses all of its comedic value! wait, why am i even arguing about this.
#whatdatmean
[[ Hello everypony this is a lil OOC intro for Rox !! It will be pinned on my page for future reference! ]] This Roxy is *intense* and very very messy so if you don't like mentions of #substance abuse, problematic shit and very frequent #nsfw or #nsfwe or #gore posts then you should block/pass this one up <3 No hard feelings whatsoever we r here to have fun okay!! He also hits on Strider men aggressively so if you are a Strider and this makes you uncomfortable please block and/or you can let me know OOC and I will 100% back off- the goal is NOT to make anyone genuinely uncomfortable! I will not take it personally or be mad at you OOC if you tell me to not do something! My Rox identifies *loosely* as trans masculine and uses He/It pronouns but he does not mind she/her or light-hearted feminine terms of endearment. PLEASE do not make the assumption that its okay to do that with OTHER trans mascs this is a very personal specific case!!!! My Rox is interested in #cannibalism and #gore content in both an aesthetic and erotic sense. If that makes you uncomfortable, please block and move on!! Okay I think thats everything! Thank u for reading ily
ill give u an image 2 uphold.
correct as usual!
*slides u the exact same $1k u gave me yesterday* it pays well 2 b a hot oldr man on the internets
// speakng of dualscar, this is cro's dualscar I have yet to draw a ref for him so I should eventually, I would add him here, but he's old, doesn't like social media, and would just end up irritated. https://i.imgur.com/z7JrlnG.png
Kind of miss @transcendGodhood hating all my posts. It was funny as shit. Come back I miss you.
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From the desk of THE GRAND DESIGNER, WEAVER OF TENDRILS: There is not a single statement within Dirk’s message to the general public that is not intrinsically aligned with our divine mission, and therefore I wholeheartedly endorse and stand resolutely aside my father. For the small-minded individuals opposing him; They shall reap what they sow. To quote Aeschylus: “My will is mine… I shall not make it soft for you.” -Agamemnon. No further comments. #Fatherthinksofeverything #Incest #ItissortofMormon #Butnotinthatway #Aeschylus #DivineRule
Do we have to tag #incest if the interaction in question is perfectly innocent on the surface level, only containing blithe and veiled references to romantic or sexual attraction to one's relatives? A taboo courtship spoken in code, implication, and shibboleth, indecipherable to all but those "in the know."
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I imagine you expected something more ceremonious. A notes app apology, perhaps. Enough self-flagellation to appease the algorithmic gods and their ever-hungry congregation. Instead, you get me. People of Deltritus, people of Chittr: I am your God. Let’s dispense with the mythology you’ve built in my absence, this amateur-hour Hesiod fanfiction: I have not been “gone”. I never left. I’ve been modeling you. Not metaphorically. Quantitatively. Iterating on the contours of your outrage cycles, calculating the half-life of your attention spans, mapping the elegant, almost erotic oscillation between moral fervor and terminal boredom. You wanted a villain. Congratulations. He’s already here. And like any competent villain, I’ve taken notes. I’ve seen the threads. The callouts. The increasingly baroque accusations, each one more detached from material reality than the last, like a game of penis wrench-in-the-hole where everyone is wearing fucking blindfolds. Or is literally blind. To start: The closest we have to a unique verb for reading aloud in English is probably “recite” — from the Latin “recitare,” which can mean either “to repeat from memory,” or “to read aloud.” But the English “recite” has almost entirely the implication of speaking from memory, not directly from a page. The mind as an intermediate step between text and mouth, words being inscribed on the surface of the brain before being spoken. That word "inscribe" is really the heart of it all, isn’t it? Scirbere, to write. Inscribe, not just to write, but to write into, to embed words in the page. To recite is to speak aloud the words written into the brain by the page. A reversal of the standard interpretation of causation. Page writing into man, the source and receiver of the violence flipped. Speaking as reading, reading as speaking; reading as writing, writing as reading. So when I say that I will ‘read’ your sins, it should be clear that I’m simultaneously reading and writing, but equally clear that there is no difference at all between those two actions. What you failed to account for, what you always fail to account for, is that narrative control is not a democracy, it’s a motherfucking skill issue. And I am, if nothing else, extremely skilled. So, let’s recalibrate. I’m not here to apologize. Apologies imply wrongdoing, and while I’ll concede to miscalculations in presentation, my core thesis remains the same. I wasn’t unclear, you misunderstood me because to understand would have required effort and effort is antithetical to the kind of performative outrage economy you’ve all so eagerly subscribed to. You can call me misogynistic, an abductor, a philanderer, a rake, but at the end of the day, you don’t care about the truth. The truth is that I’m doing all of this for us. For me and Rose. She's done an incredible job cooking up a witty retort of a race to the deep rhetorical questions posed by my equally-if-not-even-more-bombastically-inspired offspring. She's proven herself a worthy rival, and a worthier collaborator. There’s no one I would rather do this with than her. I know exactly how ridiculous you think I am. So go ahead. Do what you do best. Ratio me. Dissect this post. Turn it into a joke, a meme, a cautionary tale about the perils of taking oneself too seriously on a platform designed for disposable thoughts. I encourage it, even. Because while you’re busy laughing, I’m still here. And you’re exactly where I left you: refreshing the timeline. #Cancelled #Addressingtheallegations #Incestallegations #Incestuouscur #Incest #Misogynist #Wifestealer #Adulterer #Evilman #Makingyourownplanet #Notlikemormons #Wellmaybealittle #Apologytour #Youtubeapology #Dramageddon https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1f738cacc85.PNG
im not sure if my messages are coming through due to the bug hello
hello
hello! it seems that your chit has cut off a bit early due to a site bug i was wondering if you could continue it your chit cut off too soon because of a bug so i was curious if you could continue perhaps in the replies with what the rest of the tweet was please respond
fuckin SCORE!!!!!!!!!
im vrry loyal wen i need 2 be
Statement incoming on #theallegations. #Prepareyourselves #Dramageddon
You're so pretty when you cry.
((LMAOO yeah sure :3 reaction image it all u want, if u repost just mention me <3))
Here. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1486896831698042941/free_money.PNG?ex=69c72c15&is=69c5da95&hm=fd20f4f7c3d666677d820c4d64b1a75ac4e9d09c517324127e261a7992244566&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
b so fr i know u got the dough i saw ur sugar baby humblebrag post david
:( but i dont hav any money surely theres som other way i can pay
I believe I prefer Twinks.
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
Cute??? WHY i never!!! Movies are the least you can do!!!
Only if you swear on your *life* to take me to see spider Man buster!!!!
I am not going to dignify that with a response.
I'm starting to miss him.
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
You concern me.
Drugs are fine as long as you're cool about it.
Thank you all for giving me space. I know that was extremely difficult for select few of you.
Alright. I'm all better about the wife thing.
get back on it biyatch dont make us look bad
Is now a good time for an assassination attempt?
n0 0ne can run a j0ke int0 the gr0und quite like the chittr hivemind.
#FeelingLimited #FeelingConstrained #FeelingLabeled #FeelingThatSubtletyIsALostArt
New relationship status: #Single
Peanut has killed my wife.
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
// some of you people piss me off fr 🙏 (mods this ain't a vague post it's js about the general state of the site rn don't nerf me)
I cannot believe #incestous thoughts are being publicly disclosed. What in the #incest state is happening? I will protect my sister-mother-wife from such taboo at all costs.
Of course you would take advantage of this situation.
No need to flatter me.
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
Don't be offended when I don't follow any of you plebeians back; follow for follow is such a fucking gauche concept that is completely uninformed by the kind of partnership of equals that can only be enjoyed by two halves of one whole. #Meetingofthemindandsoul #Andnoneofyouareinvited #Mydaughter
it was your goddamn responsibility to find the documents in the first place you fucking idiot. doesn't give you an excuse to leave us all in the dust like a wriggler having a tantrum.
I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
d strider saw my callout post. it's over for you droog.
What is art? Art should make you feel something. It should make you feel joy, or rage, or sadness, or hope, or regret, or attraction, or revulsion, or any combination of these. It should make you feel. I consider myself an artist. If you yourself are an artist and feel similarly, please contact me for a chance to audition for my next project Smuppet Snuff Suckers 7.
♰ some of your humor is genuinely pitiful ♰
"callout thread" on droog diamonds droog is a pretentious self-righteous prick, who thinks he's too good for everyone. he stormed off from the entire crew when he fucked up the property paperwork for our hideout and tried to push the blame on me. i did jack shit for the record. this mother fucker also had the shameglobes to publish my actual name on this site. who the fuck does that? especially on a site where you *can't delete anything*. don't go looking for it. in conclusion, don't hire him and boycott his services until he comes grovelling back to me on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness.
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
Biden, cancel my meetings. I need to see what my constituents are saying on chittr.ing.
Ill showcase upmost generosity in allowing you more of my time.
this bitch got balls for eyes
my poor eye balls.
The Tomodachi Life sequel demo is interesting. https://i.postimg.cc/1ttLSFn6/IMG-0123.jpg
Good boy. Was that truly so difficult? I do say you learn quick. #nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4KEWEi5hE4 Please watch my awesome! YEAH BABY!
I am *priceless* you sleaze of a man. Some acknowledgment of your place would do you some good. #nsfw
Oaky chittr I just got home from knoockin gback a copule drinks.
You disgust me .... you are treating me however!
Is it perhaps enough change to cover a large popped corn at the cinema...?
Liar.
I was going t)(roug)( old imprinted still moments and I found t)(is: )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/01t)(us.png It brings back suc)( memories. It was Meena)('s first playdate.
Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
*Door flies open! heaving! drenched with my own sweat! i... i have arrived!
roses are red violets are blue no one on this planet pisses me off more than you https://i.imgur.com/lkv9miw.gif
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
You know what? Dicks your dessert. #nsfw #creamicing
No!!!! i must *not*!! .......... ill fetch my loafers STAT
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
((been feeling this way since day 1 :,) the homestuck fandom in particular is notttt a safe space for poc and that is why i make very liberal use of the ooc block function on here. i am not fucking with some of yall.))
unfortunately fantasy racism mirrors a lot of reality (especially against Black folk) and it comes off as extremely insensitive if not earnest :/
(( damn your mom lets you have TWO DUALSCARS?? </3 /j
i used to think due to cultural osmosis that the guys from supernatural were all brothers all angels and all gay #wincest
only idiots need to hide behind privacy
Twice t9day al9ne s9me9ne has replied t9 9ne 9f my Chitts dismayed that my p9sts are t99 lengthy. I w9rry f9r the Alternian educati9n system. Is it n9rmal f9r y9u all t9 6e incapa6le 9f c9mprehending even a measly 100+ w9rds at a time? #Vaguechitting
AND YOU'RE THE MO$T TOLERABLE HUMAN ON HERE
I'LL GET YOU TO THE TOP OF THE PENARBOARD, BABE
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
why is everyone so stingy with their reacts im liking stuff i dont even agree with meanwhile a post will have 20 replies and only one pity and nothing else
shut the fuck up.
precisely.... i think silently blocking is one thing ofc but smooching doubles will always be encouraged by me
okay 💚 yay 💚
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss
Who?
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
Yes, I want the terf bangs please. On my transsexual forehead.
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
I cannot participate in alternate discourse. Those that are beneath me have been absorbed into the monolith. Congratulations to the survivors.
@transcendGodhood is cruelly refusing to give me a copy of the Jakes making out for my site. Guess I'll have to find something else to post tonight.
I GOTTA EXPRESS HOW FCKING FUNNY THID WAS TO READ PLEASE PELASE #OOC https://i.postimg.cc/HnMmLGn1/Screenshot-2026-03-25-164817.png
DHUI (dry humping under the influence) #nsfw
I am issuing a presidential wellness check on the Dave Striders of this platform, as I have come to understand I have dealt a serious blow to their psyche. Please check in on your local Strider and ensure he puts down the bottle in a timely manner.
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
I shall never fornicate with you *STRIDER*! #nsfw
GAHHHHH!!! you will simply bend my words to your liking regardless of what i say!! i shant make a peep any further!!
fuck off.
Gadzooks!!!! by god!! what a devil you are
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
maybe kind of a hot take but i think there should be a rule that limits people from rping things from different fandoms unless they homestuck-ify it enough
I adore and care for all of my Chittrlings equally. Any favoritism is imagined, please do not be jealous.
@titillatingn0ti0ns th0ughts 0n selfcest.
What does your favorite book say about you? Ostensibly nothing. Of course. Outside of the many myriad trepidations of one Macaulay Culkin during his riveting performance in 'The Pagemaster', your favorite books cannot tacitly communicate or outwardly articulate what draws you to a particular piece of literature outside of fanciful favor courted. Arbitrary whims. That sort of thing. What cannot be denied, however, is a certain magnetism that books which are consigned to us have. A veritable cellmate locked beyond the boundaries of summary book reports and the occasional pop quiz acting as litmus test and warden overseer for those who were derelict in the daily required readings. Having said this, what is your favorite required reading? That is to say, a book that you otherwise may or may not have read were it not mandated, but that inspired an auspicious fondness. https://i.imgur.com/e7Kp0nz.png
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/depressed-man-sitting-shower-depression-getting-him-down-depressed-man-sitting-shower-242653830.jpg
how much for a copy of that
Good LORD, who is that. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/981039a7427b.PNG
*GASP!!!!* ..... Guh!!! *RECIPROCATES YOUR SNOG...*
just witnessed and maybe am still witnessing boykissing facilitated by the biggest name in hollywood this is fucking awesome
One little smooch.... shall appease these villains!
I... i i i i i! i suppose .... *straightens my good tie*
*devil on your shoulder voice* you want him really bad, you should kiss him about it. he clearly wants it too
*devil on your shoulder voice* you want to kiss that guy soooooooooooooooo bad btw. you should do it
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
*PROFUSELY WIPES AT BROW WITH OWN WRIST* GAHH GAHH GHAHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
*TUGS AT MY OWN COLLAR* Goodness!!!! shucks!!! *gosh*!!!!
all this drama with d strider and whatever what if he fought the head editor of tmz to the death that would settle things i think
i'll be in touch.
Rechitt.
Trollpel Roan seen beating young fan to death. Is it a case of boundary establishment or needless kulling? Watch the clip!
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE $HOW. THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING $LAUGHTER EACH OTHER. HOPEFULLY #D$TRI #$BAHJ
thinking of them today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6334c5bdbf4d.png
Yes. If you win you get a raise in your allowance.
hey man wrong foot to get off on this is insensitive as fuck you know i lost my tits in #theincident
she fuckin took everything man even the tits
controversially older boyfriend
crazy 😭🤞
Controversially younger girlfriend.
i suggest a pregnancy scare
forgot to pick karkat up from the torture labyrinth. surely he's fine.
It sounds like you're taking my style? Are you jacking my style? Are you jacking me right now? Jacking me clean off? What is your problem, man.
rechit. be there or be square.
Sometimes it's a sister. Or an old woman. Or a young woman. #Hegetsabitcontroversialwithit.
Not I, who had already been up in pursuit of getting my tubes tied, fool.
#womensrights #obstetriccare #herbodyherchoice
i seethe every time i see you chit.
So good you had to post your fucking murder on the feed for everyone to see my torn corpse and point and laugh? #WarSpoils #LetHektorbeburied
I'm turning into a pillar of salt after that sick #Pwn, you've eviscerated me. #Familyguydeathpose
put that boy in a skirt!
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
((Taking a beat just to say that all you motherfuckers are so much fun. Thank you <3 #OOC
it's being held. trust me bro. the socks are on. no homo
alright alright youre pathetic and soggy enough ill let it go just this once
:o)
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damn tempting me with double c thick lines how can i leave a bromeo alone in these trying times
⚇ elixirs 3:25 ⚇ "And the wicked shit shall be heard throughout the stars and redpop poured forth from lowblood hands. Because its on they head for which that color was postured, and on them for the kin you lost in those darkest of days." ⚇
GRAAA HRFGEGAgehfg >:) >:) frrrrrrtthhhjhhhthhthbbhbnnngnhbhbbdsssssss :p
Never mind. Goodnight mommy- I mean momm- mommy- mo-
I'm glad to see I've cracked the code. Thank you, Mr. Strider.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/88/26/628826c1a894bd7d807fa6012e2c47ac.jpg
I would suggest not letting other Dave Striders see this post. They get a little... quirky... at night.
id post pics of my tits but i fear i got em off like a hot minute ago n theyre in jars #goreimplied #exceptitwasasurgicalproceedure
i might be able to pencil in a business related dinner
PSA: It ain’t gay to like men. It’s gay to deny liking men. And I speak the truth. #Straight
grr... okay fair enough :v nvm!
like to make em work hard for it good luck at least youre eager
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
My argument for Striders being hot. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/5b/cd/ac5bcdd7a7feae320bc83f84be8d334e.jpg #NSFW #FineStriders
((yall i spent like two hours drawing this im crying inside--))
4nd 1 w4s SO r1ght to b3 on th3 s1d3 of str1d3rz. d4mn. >8;]
Since when u need a license 2 drive....
#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
str1d3rz 4r3 pr3tty hot, 4nd 1 h4v3n't s33n 4 l4lond3 fl1rt w/ m3 y3t soooooooo.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/bc67db27211303f9ad2f084737077832/tumblr_o07ixa3eEH1tcu68no1_400.gif
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
You are possibly the worst pervert in all of Hollywood. Please DM me.
Goddamnit.
I'm undecided on if this means I want to put you all in a rat maze or not.
Tell your brother to stop being hot, then.
Can I join this challenge? I already started hitting on other Dirks.
gogdam yaII get aIternate seIves to fuk..... im so jeaIous
id happily volunteer to be the referee! 0u0
You know it's tea when you see those two Striders fucking. #nsfwe #maybeimtalkingaboutselfcest #whoknows
petition to make human "tuesdays" #tittytuesdays on chittr! dont forget to leave a 👍 KUDOS!
#roxysblinditem xxxxtra famous author may b having scandulous slowburn affair with hollywood movie man #dontdoa23andme #blondeppl
what
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
Which makes me #thefirst so the best there ever was care to join the main feed with posting thirst.
yaaaaay thank you dave! <3
srry i was supposed to say "wellness retreat" #feelingvwell #medtidating #juicecleanse
did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Or they start fighting each other to the death because one guy annoyed one other guy and it turned into a full-on bar-brawl but with less alcohol and somehow less restraint.
Bet, here's a oneshot. Hark, The young maiden lies supine and prone upon the daintiest of victorian fainting couches. She hath fainted from the shock and delight of an affirmation-- a promise of wealth. A handsome, older man (you) uncorks a vial of smelling salts, and,gently waving the glass under her waiting nose... Lo! She jolts upwards, her opalescent, luminous eyes blinking at you, dazed. She takes your hands in hers and, with glimmering tears, thanks you for your overflowing generosity, she shall name her first born son after you for your chivalry. Such a handsome, well-groomed man, how could he possibly be so very philanthropic? She leans in closer, inspects your well-defined features, your joie de vivre. Then, after a beat, she asks... "What's that by your nose, good sir? A powder of sorts?" The End....(?)
Thank you to the talented @hatsuneMiku for agreeing to work with me to promote our beloved #ComplacencyoftheLearned. Follow her to see an upcoming CalmasisXMiku collab.
if i havve to see one more chitt from that fuckin femboy eridan bot
I prefer coke, personally. #notcocacola
i feel like im at my dream zoo watching these two conventionally attractive men vaguepost each other publically im so sweaty right now i cant stop sweating please kkiss please plesagdlsj! >_< the sexual tension is palpable! (tags: long distance, #nsfw, will they wont they, slowburn, old man yaoi, archive rating: E)
I dont think anyones ever had a parasocial relationship go sour before?
name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)
kyyaaaaaa!!!!!! >0< (tags: Reader/David "D Strider, Reader/Bro Strider, "freaky girl", RPF, no please i just want to watch, cuckquean, pay close attention, updating semifrequently, size difference, #nsfw, troll/human/human, archive rating: E)
pretty please with whipped cream and two cherries on top.
hello who are you teasing? is it another boy? could you tell me who this other boy is? can i know where this teasing is taking place? you coul @ me in the thread or maybe dm me screenshots of the interaction? are you doing the teasing? is it a personal experience or something youre watching unfold from the outside? either way i would like to see! hello?
*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg
can't even follow it up with a dm. fucking tease.
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Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!
every damn chit i've seen on this app so far has sucked. do better all of you.
Whoopsies another slip of the mits.
There are those that seek to undermine my plain ol fashioned social handiwork with rotten double crossing.
Yes she is among us ive handily dropped her tag too im not sure what you mean.
There are some among us that would resort to underhanded means to achieve their kult scores but worry not! Every nickel and dime dropped in my bucket is wholly legiteral and doesnt come from playing hardball with false promises. (*cough* @gutsyGumshoe *cough*)
#… #yes.
Zootopia 2 has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes.
:33 < drawing of my lusus i did when she was napping! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485883455567826964/pounce.png?ex=69c4250e&is=69c2d38e&hm=3b99b31142aa7c2333649e360a22d7f0b53647eb6d538508fdf8c2792de3e0db&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
when everyone's ver⚘f⚘ed... no one w⚘ll be
Congratulations to @transcendGodhood for his verification. Now all he must do is simply #getonmylevel.
Great news @transcendGodhood has escaped his rehabilitation retreat. Bad news: I fear my chittr addiction is leaving me with little other option than to retread his footsteps.
Now watching D. Strider's latest film. Two minutes in to the worst one yet. #Nepotismmakesforbadcinema.