yo im bored yall got four entire minutes to do something entertaining before im forced to do something incredibly reckless and attention seeking to cope
"my culls are so fuckin cool and badass bro you gotta believe me bro theyre so fuckin manly my massive balls are so inflated from the sheer vicious magnitude of my culls man i have over 300 confirmed culls and i can cull you in over seven hundred ways if you try and cross me motherfucker" thats what you sound like
and yet im still hearing a distinct lack of evil political figureheads getting slaughtered so im pretty sure im winning this conversational repartee here
aiight jade im assuming every other dave you meet is a spineless virginal pussy compared to me but anything less than humping my leg upon merely glimpsing me in your periphery will be taken as the most brutal friendzoning ive ever experienced and i WILL do something drastic and humiliating as a result every time lol #nsfw
listen kid wwhen you start soundin like me thats a good sign youre in too deep
haha this loser cant fly everybody point and laugh
your sources are wack we totally can man
hey everyone this kid thinks movies are real life everybody point and laugh
welllllll i think i HAVE been a little too hesistant after all you did say i had a pretty lil head, AND i backed your seme strider agenda people have flirted with less! (assuming youre being sincere and unironic, and if youre not, please ignore this while i run into the woods never to be seen again)