Jade Harley-Strider-Vantas-Leijon
@gardenGnostic
just an ordinary dog-goddess and hardworking mother! pronouns are she/her
im rewatching dragon ball super broly and ugh brolys just such a perfect man swoon, etc
new profile pic btw! i thought the old one was, well, making me look too young!
((Ask and ye shall receive! #nsfw https://twitter.com/pumpkinsmut/status/1357071275416571904
happy #tavrostuesday to tavros and only tavros!!
@turntechGothhead asked "damn baby do those nostrils whistle" um not typically?
figured id join the trend and open up an askbox! https://forms.gle/mzZSuwt34CYFsrPe9
((the urge to share some very good art as a "selfie"...but it doesnt align with my headcanons...>.<))
test post....TWO!
yay yippee it worked!
test post { #testingtesting123 }
i would have relations with a clone of me so long as were talking complete duplication and not ACTUAL cloning because an ACTUAL clone of me would be a baby :( #selfcest
Rude, if the cloning is done rite we're the same age as the person we're cloned from
thats magic fantasy cloning, not real life scientific cloning! nothing wrong with magic, im just pointing out the distinction
so weird hearing alts talk about needing money i dont know how it works on your earth c, but on mine were GODS, weve got however much money we want and not a boondime less!
Okay Lady Lordly. Damn, you got your people worshipping the ground you walk on too?
you ever get directly compared to an alt and feel bad about it?
best tw0 just consider them rand0ms with the same name as you. may as well be the maj0rity of the time. there was another s0llux in my hivestem alone.
@twostepGodhead thanks for introducing ruby to vengabus im sure nothing bad will come of this
its so cool that there are two whole reasons chocolate could potentially be dangerous to me and neither of thems true im so glad i can eat chocolate chocolate is so good
man it sucks seeing someones blocked you and not knowing why like is it because i posted #nsfw or specifically because i sorta mentioned ectobiological #incest one time?
probably the latter. some people are very touchy about it.
and i know they have good reason to be, it just sorta sucks that some people seem to see no difference between me wanting to smooch my best friend who it happens to turn out is my separated-at-birth twin, and someone wanting to molest their kid!!
#cw-rape-mention. but yeah, theres nuance some people just dont understand. to each their own though.
feeling cute today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8c8d165dd821.png
youre a doll you knowv that vwovwza pullin at my shirt collar here
JADE oh my GOSH you cannot just look so beautiful on the tl! <3
technical question! if i cant see someones posts/replies, and theyre not on my block list, is it because they have me blocked?
so ive been off this site for a while, i didnt know ignoring was a thing! hows it different from blocking? and no i just checked and my ignore list is empty
(ah well I see you figured out what was up, but I'll explain that ignoring does essentially the same thing as blocking but the person you're ignoring can still interact with your posts--you just won't see it!
goodnight everypuppy!
i know its old-fashioned or whatever? but "fly me to the moon" is genuinely a beautiful song and i will always love it
I love my husband and my matesprits and my children and my many lovers and my friends and family but most of all I love my midday nap
YOOOOO more alt siblings!!! 8D what are their names?
the older one is ruby, the little grub is currently going by simba after an embarrassingly long time as just "the grub" time will tell if it actually sticks though
!! rubyyyyy!!!!! omg wait youre 30 so thats baby ruby...... AND youre normal so its HAPPY baby ruby!!!!!!! ruby's awesome. and simba soungs cute!!!
she's not baby, she's turning seven soon!! but yes, ruby's the best and i love her to bits simbas adorable; hes a snaggletoothed limeblood and hes got plain little horns like his mom and dad
((i take that back, i forgot i have a canonical birthday for ruby. march is not soon))
omggg are limes like a common thing on your earth, or did you guys get the first? 8J
they're pretty new, only in the last couple of hatchings, but kanaya says now that they've started appearing, they should become fairly common! so simbas not the first like roxy and callies elspeth is, but hes up there!
oh fuck yes?? hey for like no reason at all you should message my aunt callie. >wO
sometimes i worry about interacting with alternate universes i dont want to come on too clingy, or like im making assumptions about people based on my relationship with other thems but thankfully most jades are very physically affectionate so i can typically get away with, for example, glomping an alt dave, without it coming off as a romantic thing
Nah your good man, its strange at first but I'm sure i’ll get used to it.