♥ liked by @gardenGnostic
🤔 We're boxing with Jack.
MY MOIRAILS PRONGS RUNNING THROUGH MY HAIR :)
:33< *the mighty huntress crawls out of mewr tv like the girl furom the ring her bones snapping and joints pawping as she stands up her hair parting as she looks mew in the eye and speaks in a voice like nails on a chalkboard* :33< mew got anya snacks?
HERE IT IS. DON'T EXPECT MORE THAN THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM FROM ME.
⛥ "Baby" is an insane nickname. Please refer to me as "supreme leader." ⛥ "Princess" also works but don't let the cuteness fool you. ⛥ I don't do relationships, I do dictatorships.
:33< #women
:33< im so sick :33< the only cure is #girlbulge in all my holes :(( :33< #Nsfw
bites your ankles and runs away.
oh no my steak is too juicy my mirelurk is too buttery
feeling depressed? Eat a Kiwi
The hounds are baying. Feel my hips against your palms. #nsfw
WH3R3'S TH3 F4T BOYS 4ND G1RLS 4T?
:33< i think women are neat :))
:33< furking pisses meow off when in horror theyre like :33< "oh i left this monster a meowstpurry beclawse whatefur mewre brain will fill in will be scaripurr than anyathing i could put in furont of mew" :33< how would mew like it if i did that fur clawmedy :33< just hit mew guys with all set ups no punchlines :33< "ah whatefur mewre pan can fill in would be funnipurr than anyathing i could clawme up with" :33< furk off :33< its lazy is what it is and efurrybody but meow is fooled by it
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wOW, iT SEEMS LIKE, #tAVROStUESDAY TONIGHT IS, qUITE POPULAR, tHANK YOU TO EVERYONE, wHO IS PARTIC1PATING, #tAVROStUESDAY
:33< *the mighty huntress sl33ps all day then runs around all crazy all night long k33ping mew up*
:33< trade offur :33< i get :33< pailed :33< mew get :33< to pail :33< #nsfw
pls be so gluttonous that you try to fit my tit in your mouth. please bite on it like it’s yours!!!! #nsfw #yearning #latenightThoughts
Bored, here enjoy nudes. ⠀ #nsfw
:33< #girls
chocolate chip cookie
i love my friends :)
Last matchup of the first round, after Tootsie Rolls somehow cleaned house over Almond Joy: Smarties (red reacts) VS. Pop rocks (black reacts) #candybrawl
i'm thinking about starting Hormone replacement Therapy....
The manly urges to rip my uterus out of my body like aradiabot did with her heart
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/25/6f/5c/256f5cfc61a837ec0e98b789ab8fdd6c.jpg this may be my Fav image of the day
Your Out here comparing yourselves to wolves, i'm out here comparing myself to the REAL alpha of The animal kingdom, The Tiger....We are not the same
Not a single pity vote for Jolly Ranchers. Let's move on from that sad display. Tootsie Rolls (Red reacts) VS. Almond Joy (Black reacts) #candybrawl
#nsfw thanks for another great idea sollux! <3 [A close-up video of Jade's Space-enhanced chest- fittingly, inside a comfy-looking white sweater! She bounces them up and down, and over the *audible* noise of her heavy tits under the fabric, the viewer can hear a little gasp and a giggle at just how much they're moving. Her fingers come up into view, groping handfuls of them and moving them much more slowly and deliberately; the gasps continue, soft and pleasured now. Finally, she lifts them as high as she can and lets them go so they fall back into place! That prompts the most movement so far, and only when her body is totally still does the video end.]
:33< im litpurrally so cute
hehe i love my friends
i could alter my clothes so space is not an issue but i am not expecting company so for now im just walking around shirtless it is strange actually feeling well weight and movement on my chest! sometimes i look down and bark a little from surprise ._.
Hmm.
dR. oCTAGODAPUS, bAWWWWWWWW!
A considerable percentage of the Chittr population.
mite take my gurl out 4 brunch aftr im done fuckin her brains out, cuz 1st n foremost im a gentleman 😌 #nsfw
i love my friends also :) i love them a lot a lot
mwahahaha...IT WORKED!!!!! the experiment is COMPLETE!!! >:D (ooc: #nsfw art by angstromNSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37652656e1e4.jpeg)
i luv bein bi
i think i'm hot and all jades are hot so yeah #selfcest
iT IS NEAT SEEING, tHE WAYS MY BODY HAS CHANGED, sINCE i STARTED ON MY, nEW MEDS (nOT THE, iBS ONES), l1KE, i L1KE HAVING A CHEST NOW, tHOUGH, iT ALSO MAKES ME A L1TTLE WISTFUL AND BITTERSWEET, fEELING, lIKE, wHAT IF i HAD F1GURED MYSELF OUT, aND STARTED SWEEPS AGO, mAYBE i WOULDN'T BE, sO TALL, oR MY FEATURES MIGHT BE, sOFTER OR, mY VOICE, wOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS,,, iT'S N1CE, iT'S GOOD THAT i F1GURED THINGS OUT, aT ALL, bUT,,, i DUNNO, iT MAKES ME THINK,
Clearly People Wanted To See Me Nude Again, Who Am I To Deny Them That Right? ⠀ #nsfw
I CAN BE SUGGESTIVE. IMAGINE SHOWERING TOGETHER?
I think some of you would benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted with the concept of kayfabe. Whenever someone is kidnapped, trapped in a SGRUB session, stranded somewhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevitably someone in the replies going, "Oh, but you had time to Chit about it?" As though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-down over a vat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened Chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. This is not necessarily what is occurring. Chittr is the medium through which the narrative has elected to present itself. The post exists because we, the audience, require some means of observing the event. Sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. Sometimes it is only partially diegetic. Sometimes you are effectively reading a stage direction wearing the skin of a social media post. You are foolish to assume this website that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, universes, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps even a Juju. Professional wrestling does not cease being a wrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a conversation backstage. Nobody turns toward the cameraman and asks why he is being permitted to stand three feet away while two men conspire to commit aggravated assault. You accept the camera because the camera is how the story reaches you. The same courtesy should probably be extended to someone live-Chitting their kidnapping. They are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their SGRUB session, or somehow finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrative equivalent of Hell. You are simply being permitted to see what is happening because this is the proscenium we have chosen. Please respect the kayfabe. It is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you.
Seeing a proper lady with a gun is always such a delight!
i love my friends yay!!
oh great this meme exists again! it hasnt since i stopped looking at it
"Nobody recognises me because I dyed my hair!" In what world would random people be able to tell the difference between these two colours with only descriptions to go off of... Genuinely. I don't think the hair is making a difference here, it's the glasses, hairstyle, and outfit. The colour of the hair is changing literally nobody's opinions. #lockanime
i wnna sleeps @ the foot of someonesse bed #substance
yes, ripping off my shirt in the middle of the show is necessary. it's called artistic nudity.
THERE ARE SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS I COULD BE GETTING ABSOLUTELY BODIED BY. "WHAT TO WEAR FOR TENTH PERIGEE'S EVE" DOES *NOT* NEED TO BE ONE OF THEM. FUCK THIS. I'M OUTSOURCING THE DECISION TO THE WHIMS OF THE ALMIGHTY QUAD REACTS. FOR #HALLOWEEN, I WILL DRESS UP AS: ❤️ - WESTLEY (THE PRINCESS BRIDE) ♦️ - EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990) ♣️ - THE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) ♠️ - GRAVEROBBER (REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA) DO AS THOU WILT. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. VOTE, IF YOU DO.
(( in fairness i think chittr could use a third type of block. ooc blocking is the only way to block One profile from Person A from all of Person B's profiles, but all of Person A's other profiles get caught in the crossfire. ive had people follow one of my chittrs and then ooc block this one within a day lol
(( this is catty as hell and you can ignore this but it does bother me that engaging earnestly with some of the themes of homestuck gets you *ooc blocked* by half the site. #vague #incest not about anyone in particular
Wish I Could Fall Back To Sleep.
Sloshing my enormous sweaty milk-filled paizuri globes rn #nsfw
yeah i'm the evil tranny turning all your favorite femboys into girls. no i won't stop. #slur #reclaimed
"hey, metal sonic from sonic CD, what kind of socks do you want?"
MISSION STATUS: SICK!!!!!!!!! [VIDEO: Deejay at a skatepark. She slates around the pool for a bit before building up speed to attempt a CHRIST AIR. It looks like she's not going to be able to land it properly, but just before her head hits concrete, she flash-steps midair and reappears on her feet. [SICK!] appears over her head and The Tony Hawk trick noise plays diegetically. She looked shocked and excited that she pulled it off, bouncing towards the camera to stop the recording. The last frame is of her grinning face.]
neurodivergent creampie call that an infodump
:33< im a cute lil thang
:33< hey check it out :33< *the mighty huntress picks up a whole apple winks at mew and puts the whole thing in her meowth then pulls out just the stem and winks at mew again* :33< #suggestive i guess??
consort tip: familys take many forms. being surrounded by those who love you counts more than you know. never take it for granted
one of my alternates has a happy family.. maybe i can do that too one day.
think it might be naptime.. yawn.
i love my friends :)
I Hope That Unlike Every Other Kanaya I Have Seen On Here I Can Continue Existing And Not Be Claimed By The Abyss That Is Inactivity
I find the recurring horror conceit of "the book you must never read" somewhat insulting. You cannot bind something in human skin, lock it beneath a monastery, have six generations of occultists die attempting to translate it, and then expect me to demonstrate restraint. At that point, the book has been marketed directly to me. I will be reading it. .
Hey, dont think i need to introduce myself you should know me by now.
resting 0n a seabed... #widewednesday #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/68ab6ec382465c4730de1e6cc8bec381/f44f53e7424cb9a0-04/s1280x1920/f43b8bbdd71ff76782967b97540f38aa8771158f.png
For old time's sake, here's some #nsfw Tiddies looking YUGE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e303641261d.png
:33< nyall efur snuggle in a big pile of warm blankets? :33< its some next level stuff i tell mew what
fuck it look at my nude #nsfw
:33 < i drew a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself drawing a picture of myself https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a85000d92003.jpg
I THINK I SHOULD BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED. #KARAPPRECIATIONHOURS.
Rosess dunken smash or passs #nsfw #suggestive Jade smash shess really pretty I love how they act sweet and kind at all timess John pass uninteresteds not into most of thems Dave pass, we are related dumbaass Rose smash a bit dubiouss I would try its Jake passs nope not me type Dirk pas I donts thinks we wouds ever both want tooo Jane passas jussst not really anything I'm ooking ofr Roxy pass we are not doing thiss Kanaya smashs smash smashs I luv my wife <3 Aradia smash, seemsa interesting wouls like to try Terezi pases too escentric Karkat pass not mey type Vriska smashe she could ruins my lief and I wiud thansk her Nepeta smashes she's a cutie Sollux pases not interestedssss Equius pass, nopes Feferi smashes she SEAms nice heheh :) Tavros pases he to awkard Eridan pss I don't like boysss Gamzee pasas don like clownboy Damara smaseh she is very hot Rufioh passes lanme Mituna insurfeabkle pass Kankri pass annnoyin Meulin smaesh I like catsssss Porrim smeash reminds of weief Latula pess too louds Aranea smashes she's reel Sweet and coot Horuss pases all around! Kurloz nopess Cronus hates him pass >:( Meenah smesh she's hot hehe :)
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
I AM SO FUCKING CONVINCED I'M IN SOME KIND OF RUT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE. I AM /SO/ FUCKING HORNY. HOLY FUCK I NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE-DEEP IN ME RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOG. #NSFW
uh shit hi i guess?? fuck am i doing here jesus i need an icon thats more up to date than this i look fucking 13 goddamn #howthefuckdidwegethere
i have really really nice friends. :D
i um. started progesterone about a month ago and. and um. #suggestive >m<
Just got consensually fondled. #epic #nsfw
:33 < fur @involuntarilylulzworthy :33 < to purrove i am nyot a coward https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89c6330fc674.jpg :00 < nsfw
I miss my wives, they're in the other room right now I just miss them.
if wolverine was a butch the wars to be fought for her would make rivers run red.
i love every jade so much bow wow goodnight!!!!!!!!!
New pinned: The Condesce won. Grimbark Jade and Crockertier Jane slaughtered their former friends, claimed the Ultimate Reward, and created New Alternia out of Earth B. Time passed, Alternian society was rebuilt, with Jane as the heiress and Jade as the attack dog. Then, Jane was assassinated. It sent both Jade and the Condesce into shock, and after not too long, the Condesce was killed too. Jade, "free" for the first time in 200 years, couldn't handle it... until @gardenGamma stepped in to save her! Since then, she's been slowly rebuilding her sense of self, slowly adjusting to having her own desires. She has decided she is no longer Jade - her current nickname whole she figures that out is Guard. She can be a bit volatile, a bit contradictory, but she's getting better. Most of the time she is very sweet, especially to any Jades (she's got those Bec instincts!) but she can be a bit callous about her past crimes. Warning for #nsfw, #nsfwe, and VERY OCCASIONAL #incest as she explores her newfound sexuality, as well as #gore regarding her past.
we have all been aroUnd the block a few times over here, so i've asked my jade and she had this to say: "it takes time definitely and jade i will not lie to you it never totally goes away :( but it does get better! YOU get better! instead of a constant buzz it becomes an occasional episode snd you have people around to help you through those! <3 hm lets see what else oh! we age like a fine wine so dont feel weird about hitting 30 or 40 or 50! thats the kind of thing that seems so terrifying in your twenties but trust me its so worth it" and yoU know what? as a fellow lonely space player, i agree! <3
nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98280f2665f0.jpg
Holy shit I need them carnally #vaugepostinh #suggestive
B33 < its really fun watching the roses commewnicate B33 < noone else is able to give me the ameowzing f33ling of reading something and my only takeaway is B33 < weow B33 < those sure are words right there B33 < yeah the only thing spinning in my brain right meow is a rotating low pawly model of a cat
when the normally gentle characters loved one gets hurt and you get to see their Rage and True Power.
current status: being coddled and admired by my bf
I hope the narrative kills you off offscreen and never acknowledges you existed
startig 2 thing making themself a fat cock is a rolal canon event. this is beautoful its like watchin a lion roar 4 the first time. rember: void isnt just the absence but the presence of an absence, n sex bits, just like gender, isnt just equal opposite binary. lmk if/when u want any tips/ricks on gettin Weird w/ it but for now get testin hotshot #nsfw im pretty sure
look at him bby! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae98d88704eb.jpg
I shall have this done at once—consider it my modest greeting to you all. Should it pass you by, then so it shall. Forgive the sudden shift in tone; I hope I am not intruding upon anything ill-timed. #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7488.png
point log, day 365.5, ...hey, everyone. it's been a year. and uh. well... hi. you can call me june. she/her pronouns. and a lesbian.
https://media.tenor.com/Mle3dtAOrfEAAAAM/cat-keyboard.gif
reply to rsvp to the jarley snuggle pile of just jarleys and jarley adjacents on my version of earth c :)
i love my friends.
i really need to start counting to ten before saying things when i'm agitated i just unironically shouted "BACK YE BEAST" at my daughter's favorite skeleton as if i were in some fantasy novel.
u know what else deserves tht pacha meme reaction? fanart of bowser with a dad bod especially if they give him big man tits #suggestive https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1495532020686786720/the-full-animation-of-the-pacha-hits-just-right-meme-from-v0-asd74vubtlrg1.jpg?ex=69e6963b&is=69e544bb&hm=ce441dff948ad18a24c709b5da8f76222ce5eb31b283c9159e6d40f846689b4f&
S)(e called me bubbles. 38D #vagueglubbing
ME except 4 the husband and kids part
... i'm gonna go hug my mom real quick. 8( #vaguepost
ok i changed my display name to avoid confusion!
(( i love the reaction to bad end!jade!!!!!! shes so evil and traumatized <3
Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them. #nsfw
No they aren't really that wide. It's a trick of the lens. #nsfw #beachatthebeach https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1680/sample_6c735fe37244e9e1770ac7f7dfda4717.jpg?14948863
yknow i was a little torn about looking at posts from a milf version of me but that was silly of me ;)
inventing a new technology that lets robots be girls who kiss girls :)
why is paradox space so cruel to such a sweet trans lady :(
:33 < fur #fuckmewrfurriendsfurriday :33 < i am offurring efurryone i consider my furriend to gangbang me :33 < if there are not many offurs i will be locked in a room with my meowrail fur the remainder of the holiday #nsfw
Only on Fridays? Drats. I may have spread myself wafer thin over nothing. Well. Not over nothing. The surfaces are usually quite pliable, actually.
Those look so very comfy to lay a head on.
((Not to be that person but me with Homestuck right now, even tho I think its officially a special interest but my point remains))
IS HARD. BEING FRIENDS WITH SEX-CASUAL POLYCULE. WHILE SEXUALLY RESERVED AND PARANOID.
:33< me and my girl saw mew furom across the bar and... mew efur heard about estrogen?
A formal disclaimer. I WILL look at your old posts. I WILL marvel over the ones that I missed. We are but a blink in the gargantuan eyes of ever-onwardly apathetic cosmic gods who swap spit in trails of starry confluence spanning the entirety of the known and unknown universe. If you follow me, you are liable to having your intimately considered thoughts and feelings pored over. Frisked and fondled, felt up and down, and strip searched with raunchy psychoanalysis. You have been warned and given ample notice of this behavioral tendency. If it disturbs you, then you participate willfully in your own peril. I am unapologetically untoward.
titty tuesday was fun but i think its time for #widewednesday ! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4761/0aa8fc7d5985e96bb00d8910d0602b80.jpeg?10913337 #nsfw
#humpday #nsfw https://img2.rule34.us/images/26/a1/26a10ca5d2bd7db205cc378b8a90fbc2.png
:33< mew are all wrong this is objectively the correct choice furk mew :33< https://i.imgur.com/7BTggYG.png
[[OOC: made me laugh verbally this is peak]]
#Jane just asked me how could any1 live in such of fog of homodenialism & lowzazzerpanuinely i had 2 just stare @ her for a few seconds there so i could process what was just said #JaneyReport
#Callie just unhinged their jaw 2 eat a big breakfast meatball at breakfast #VeryCutesie #CallieReport
≈ All the thralls, ghouls and wretches shuffling around awkwardly amongst themselves because the hot necromancer tripped halfway down the stairs during her grand entrance, and frankly, they're not really sure how to proceed from here because she's super obviously trying not to cry. ≈
≈ Never say that a dangerous, megalomaniacal, nefarious and all-around bad vibes girl can't be a little cute with it when she wants to. ≈
It's a bit chilly today, don't you think? She did the thing, Chittr. Knocking out a few things at the same time: #holeposting #humpday , and celebrating the new logo. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/f31117ced5b5a0c70610a84f3a1d824556f1332c.jpg #nsfw
Part of the point of making this account was that nobody I knew from my timeline was on here so if I make posts about my horrible decisions it doesn’t matter. But now I care what some of you think. This is a problem. Do I hide my bad decisions or speak of them now. Sigh. I feel like a low rated reality tv show.
i am a cuddle magnet lol
who needs a hot water bottle when you have a purring cat me i need one where did i leave that thing
that annoying moment when the dog instincts kick in and you do the shake thing getting out of the shower and now there is water everywhere :/
how k1ll3r would 1t b3 to s33 m3 #bounc3on1t w1th thund3rous th1ghz th4tll sh4tt3r your h1ps 1n 4 m4tt3r of s3condz???? >8] #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress entpurrs phase 2 of her 33 stage boss fight* :33< *the metacriticscore on her game is in the toilet* :33< *she is the tutorial boss*
:33< yeah hi im the #girlbulge inspetpurr i will inspect rate and d33ply enjoy all girlbulges! :33< #nsfw
1 DON'T KNOW WH4T 1T S4YS 4BOUT MY G3ND3RFLU1D1TY TH4T 1'M CONS1D3R1NG GO1NG BY H3/H1M TOD4Y JUST FOR TH3 #BOYNOOK TR3ND #NSFW
g1rl bulg3. >8] #nsfw
:33 < okay! no one tell equihiss i posted this purrlease and thanks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3d3c4f57d32.png #nsfw
/This/ is the best part of working from home. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/22/2d70555c48767c119a27a22094a5db4bc27155a6.png #nsfw
Are any cute girls online to particip8 in a study of mine???????? It's called who can kiss Vriska the longest 8efore 8r8king for air or passing out.
:33< like my status if mew think glados is... kinda hot
:33< im kissing mew im kissing mew im kissing mew!!! :33< meow i love mew meow!!! :33< purr purr purr!
:33< i love meowbeasts! :33< if mew dont love meowbeasts i wish mew a furry merry expurrlode and die!
oh what the fuck, since when do i have over a hundred followers???
#venndiagramposting #suggestive https://i.imgur.com/Mh9DGmM.png
someone said i should post more #nsfw, are they right? :o [A video of Jade facing away from the camera in tiny Squiddles-themed booty shorts. Her tail is raised submissively, and her back arched out, leaving nothing to the imagination. After shaking her hips from side to side a few times, she starts to bounce on her heels to make her plump ass clap!! She goes on like this for a solid minute or so, before pushing her butt against the camera and blacking it out before the video ends.]
everyone on here is so nice to meeeee... <:3
Heres something fun! This thing is called A Venus Girdle. its a Type of Jellyfish! Mom calles it a "Rainbow Road" https://64.media.tumblr.com/94aae225f81762e31fabe0198655b2fe/d32fd3f50416afc4-be/s500x750/26da449db8931c5b2090a559fb2b76fca4050d81.gif #NSFW
u guys remembr nyan cat.
what?? no. who the fuck said we were dating?? was it my mom??? i swear to fuck i get enough of this shit from her. like even if i WAS holding hands with her - OR ANYBODY!!! - there's no way she actually would have seen it unless she has fucking eagle-tier prybulbs! kassia is cool and a good friend and we aren't gonna read into that. okay?? can we do that caddie??? or is your fuckin, gossip gland just completely engorged today?????
people get so weird about interacting with their alt parents on here, but like. idk i guess i got practice with ankledeep, lol!
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
sO, uMM, hI, eVERYBODY, tHIS IS tAVROS, sTILL, fOR NOW, aND, i HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING FOR, mAYBE, a LONG TIME, bUT, dEFINITELY SINCE, a FEW NIGHTS AGO, sO,,, i MEAN, i CAN, tRY THIS, aND IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, i CAN JUST, sTOP, wHICH IS, fINE, sO, i THINK,,, i AM GOING TO TRY TO BE, a COOL AND EPIC, gIRL NOW, iNSTEAD OF THE, cOOL AND EPIC, gUY, i WAS, sO, yEAH! i AM, a GIRL, i THINK, wOW THAT FEELS, wEIRD, tO SAY BUT, wEIRD, iN A GOOD WAY, eHEH,
Pre-bed workout. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/551ca6a5bb8c38478fe52a600001d4dd23c81195.png #nsfw
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2 my rite: tha rosie of infinite sexiness 2 my left: tha egbunny of infinite dorkiness chittr is a spectrum n babe im tastin tha rainbow
Alright, who's next. Who wants some Rose.
should put bunny ears on n get fucked like one #nsfw
@gardenGnosis is always such a good girl. And an equally good host. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/c13d805d49735b21d442c398652d4e7e5b82c0c2.png #suggestive #nsfw -ish? #taggedtonothurtanyoneseyes
... maybe i should do a outdoor hangout slumber party. i have lots of room in my backyard, i could set up tents and a projector. not like i have to worry too much about rain!
@lilShitpeta I told you you were next. I always deliver on my promises #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/bb9ac2f6a6cb529193c01c0f1a8ceed0f0552fa4.png
hi everyone!! happy Easter!!
https://i.redd.it/x9iw4gqj2a9f1.jpeg https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/7a7bf8122a6de6a640247926d50237a6cd49e701.png Uh oh. And to think I was just here to retrieve my underwear. #nsfw
Went egg hunting with a certain someone and well... Things may have escalated. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/f171850a50e8eda9835e086f4877d5b637d636d4.jpeg #nsfw
:33< nyall efur think about girlbulge? :33< i do :33< i think about girlbulge alot :33< #nsfw
being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw
Easter Sunday Shenanigans with the ladies. Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/24/e5ff5e2adf2132c88f07c085074a932390ce3344.png #nsfw
okay just gonna. throw this out there and move on. by popular (two whole people's) demand. #nsfw [pictured, jinx, leaning forwards towards the camera, hands on her thighs and knees together, a decent view down the top of her bunnygirl outfit, one ear up, the other slightly bent and askew. Her face is a heavy hue of pink, an almost squiggly and awkward smile on her lips. behind her there is a mirror, positioned so that her rump is visibly in view, the cottontail on the suit above a heart shaped backside, outlined in the blue material of her suit.] happy easter i guess?
it worked!!!! i'm a wizard
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
OH FUCK OH SHIT IS IT HORNYPOSTING HOURS???? FUUUUCK YES DUDE.
ooohhh i wanna share my type too!!!! i like girls who are rose lalonde!!! :D :D
experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit
okay, that was a fun breather! now to get back to the silly. there's small bunny figurines scattered all around some of your homes and i am just now realizing how much that makes me sound like a batman villain. collect my rabbits batman.
to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
Turns out, going outside and soaking in some sunlight is good for the mental. In other words: I'm back, bitches and witches. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e65e94b507d7.png
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
piss is out. femmdomm is inn. get with the timmes sheeple #nnsfw
Look, I think that talking about pissing is as uncouth as the next lady, but people really are getting a bit overly up in arms about something which is, let be clear... a funny joke!
look rosie it u n me :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/dmbffgqw0aa2ka4.jpg
absolutely pwned rorb w/ this one https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ds-wucju4amp72h.jpg
Someone should set up a hard-boiled murder mystery for my next birthday. And bring a pyrope to be my hard-boiled detective rival! I think any reasonable person would get a lot out of that!!!! That's all I'm saying.
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
theres something so tantalizing about when your partner stretches their arms up above their head and it pulls their shirt up that little bit like damn what you doin out here with this absolutely delectable bit of tummy bro. makes me wanna kiss it
The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
loads up into a video game the gender selector for my character: > porn star > daddys girl > alicia
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
SOME OF YOU GUYS NEED LEASHES. DAVE.
She Monster on my Hunter till I Rise.
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
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call my man the bit the way im committed and on account of the biting
Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
she let me hit strictly because of the size difference #nsfw ×××
Baking, like always
Fall in love with your grandma who happens to be your granddaughter today! Just call this number my friends. #incest
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
shoutout to all the women out there
jades i l𖦹ve y𖦹u <3
D --> It's going to take sweeps to repair the prejudicial reputational damage that my name does I think D --> But I am up for a challenge D --> My will, like my body, remains STRONG
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
FUCK YOU I POST WHAT I FUCKING WANT !!!! #nsfw #bodilyrestraint #feararousalinterplay #kinkadjacentsensations -> #breathplay/#pressure #kink THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S BORDERLINE ADDICTIVE WHEN SOMEONE IS SQUEEZING YOU TIGHT. LIKE, AROUND YOUR RIBS, SIDE, SOMETIMES NECK. SAVE YOUR FUCKING JUDGMENT FOR A SECOND. IT FEELS WEIRD PART TERRIFYING FROM HOW EASILY THEY COULD KILL YOU LIKE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO COMFORTING AND IT HAS YOUR MIND ALL FUCKING FUZZY, AND YOU CAN /FEEL/ HOW SICKINGLY WARM YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE SHAKING BECAUSE FUCK YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING WARM AND THEYRE SO FUCKING COLD IN COMPARISON. THE DIFFERENCE IN TEMPERATURE KEEPS SNAPPING YOU BACK TO THE PRESENCE I THINK I'M MORE SO FIXATED ON THE TOUCH IF ANYTHING. JUST HANDS ROAMING AND SQUEEZING AT YOU, KEEPING YOU IN PLACE. YOU CAN TELL JUST FROM HOW THEIR HANDRESTST ON YOU, THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS ALMOST GROUNDING TO EXPERIENCE IT.
Guilty as charged my dear wife-in-law!
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
yes!!!
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
:33< bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and
#nsfw f it w ball!! >:o [A close-up of Jade's big ol' puppygirl butt in leggings.]
guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
if you guys had to choose to be a vampire or a werewolf which and why and no theres no twilight beef included into this question no team anyone
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
:33< acap :33< all cats are purrfect
Dirk probably: *gets decapitated* Okay, so this is why I actually consider this a complete win:🧵(1/37)
i am AWAKE. i have Unlocked 100% of my brain. I can see into space and time, my actions cause an infinitesimal amount of universes to flare to life and fade into darkness.
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
Feeling like a wizard in the lab right now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWZtdGFwN2c4eHRydWZkM2oxbzJmd3loMXYyOXJ0ZTRhbDVoZ29zcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9cw/mACiRE5HiqioJDdeSR/giphy.gif #scienceISmagic!
This horrifying creature stepped on my keyboard. https://i.postimg.cc/kMhKRybG/IMG-8108.webp #horror
:33 < good meowning https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486423484165783612/IMG_1588.gif?ex=69c5733f&is=69c421bf&hm=d99426bf572aa4d4052608b24906d850190a2cc3adf8d6c4eb4d6cef8392ef8a&
A terrifying sense of transexuality.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
It is such a fly in the ointment when he fails to even pay attention to the film! nothing "chill" about this netflix! #nsfw
Controversially younger girlfriend.
ooc rq, i love ts bc i can keep my usual text errors w/o worries #dyslexcia
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
i said ooh girl slipping on a banana peel
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
Mmmkay so troll nook ended up being troll bulge. #worthit #nsfw
officer youve got to help me i just told my bitch i love her
B33 < i n33d to go to more raves tbh
⚇ so many motherfuckers so ashamed of they truest selves. ⚇ and the truest selves of others. ⚇ MY SIBLINGS IN MIRTH YOU CAN JUST BLOCK THE NSFW TAG ⚇
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de8ebd81fb86.jpg Look everyone I scared her. She needs a clown to protect her. Lame.
i know we had a big long thread of girl posting earlier, but man! did anyone come to think about wide girl wednesday? i didn't think so... #ilovefatbitches #nfsw
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
is it considered narcissistic to say damn some of these other daves hot as fuck? prolly some clone shit in the form of "yeah thats me its like practicing" or whatever kinda shit a totally gay best bro would say to make it not homo to fuck his best bro ever
i fear im fuckin gay (bi) and love men (and girls) and ppl out here too fuckin hot
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
be horny be free #nsfw
Guys love it when you pin them against the wall and grind desperately on each other. #nsfw
:33 < I wanna fuse with this guy :3
dont ask a lady her age
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
A cool morning. A cup of tea. Finishing up a book. Harley titties. Life is /good/.
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girls love it when *checks notes* uhm oh damn izzat right? *re checks note* no no everythings in order whodda thunk it as it turns out girls love it when girls... #mindblown
girls uhh... girls love my whimsy? get you someone who can enjoy you at your silliest...
love that i can see the math in the corner of posts like i got goddamn shinigami eyes or something it makes me feel like im a choice fuckin #hackrchick
Purrbeast laying on me. I win by doing nothing once again.
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
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THERES A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE FUCK i feel like such a stereotype of dogs....
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/6cb4928f01addb55018c3161763db60a/7b0f4d1553ceb568-e3/s1280x1920/6ade42b8b536c7854d28ffa9cc6c0b82a5896963.gif
nothing beats walking in a circle before i lie down i love walking in a circle before i lie down
#caseysupremacy
#caseyisawesomeparty #dontbeweird
#calliepilled
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
amab femboys must be culled im sorry this might get me in trouble but i need to fucking say it
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sometimes when i get the urge deep down, i just have to go and set up a pillow fort like im still a kid. its dumb but who cares what anyone thinks they cant reach me in my fort. #myfort
#Calliope
F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 V3RY BLURRY 1M4G3 W1TH 4 V4GU3LY TROLL SH4P3D BLOB 1N TH3 M1DDL3. TH3 COLOURS 1ND1C4T3 TH3Y'R3 W34R1NG SOM3TH1NG R3D 4ND T34L]
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg
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im just sayin if you wouldnt kiss yourself you dont love yourself and thats just #sad #selflove #bodypositivity #cmeredaves
Sounds so relaxing! I remember when Rosie was little, she and I would snuggle on the couch and watch mindless T.V. shows until we both fell asleep! That's true bliss right there!
I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
(. Y .) #nsfw yall got me fucked up
I feel so popular, I'm so happy to be here everyone. :)
Leave it to me to go against the grain and post some rear instead of spheres. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/11/446cc79f1b1ef96fabb7742d20591a8d8914d81d.png #nsfw
girl if you dont get those titties in my face rn #nsfw #boobpocalypse
Oh my. https://i.postimg.cc/y6wYZD0S/IMG-0065.jpg
dad please do not look at my liked posts for the next several hours.
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
#roxysblinditem girl who lives on remote island may or may not have proclivity for eating out of a doggy dish #LEGASP #puppyplay #nsfw?
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
:33< one time get this :33< i meowed
self concious omega violetblood x smug alpha goldblood (tags: omegaverse, casteplay, caste difference, age gap, toxic quadrant, quadrant flopping, #nsfw, fishy pheromones, i could smell you from miles away, archive rating: M)
following barkers and meowers respectfully >X3
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/d3/45/f8d34594c80ccbbb22b638c6d65582f5.gif Goodnight, Chittr.
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
At )(ive on LODAG in my comfy clot)(es. It's a )(ive in nig)(t wit)( me and my consorts. We're watc)(ing Star Wars! 38D )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/c2c9b0adeb54.png #itsatrap #s)(ellfie
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh, totally. I can even get you in the Special Thanks section!
I can announce that I'm starting to write my first novel; A work of fiction loosely based on real events. "Stabbed" (preliminary title, subject to change) — An epic murder mystery about a girl whose mother is senselessly stabbed to death.
rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
gonna kiss all my alt versiosn onnthe motuh. or cheek. werespect boundsries.
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
:33 < KILL THEM ALL, I AM ENRAGED, I STUBBED MY TOE WITH MY LITTERBOX >:3
like my chit? m0re like lick my clit #nsfw
I've been accused of shilling for social currency and meaningless online status figures. ... I mean, durr. Have you met me.
:33< im the realest cat in town so real im fake
:33 < i am kitty kat :3 meow
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
:33 < daily afurrmations: my fur is soft my claws are sharp my furriends love me and i love them!
W41T 1 T4K3 B4CK MY 3XPL4N4T1ON TH1S 1S CORR3CT
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
:33< ... :33< IM LOSING TO BISCUITS??? :33< ***BISCUITS?!?!***
:33 < i drew my furriend karkat! a little shy to post this one but pounce likes it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486107330268369077/IMG_1581.png?ex=69c44cce&is=69c2fb4e&hm=0f6633639c706bb2ae9d041d3c2263a1d2e0d3a5de86fd9bcfb71f98f02b9c87&
:33< all cats are purrfect and if mew dissagr33 well piss on mewr carpet
i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
THIS POST SUCKS. I LIKE IT.
i should be ♯verified my boobs are ♯huge ♯myboobs
Saw a meowbeast last morning while routing the wicked. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97d71091a37.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
> just saw s0me0ne ask1ng f0r an extens10n t0 h1de seadweller p0sts and all the seadwellers wh0 repl1ed just went "y0u can bl0ck pe0ple" and 1'm k1nd 0f crack1ng up ab0ut 1t
hi everybody! not much to say other than that :p
heh, chek it
believe in the you that believes in me that believes in you
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
your what now
i am so unbelievably tempted to just scroll through the hours of posts i was asleep for.
watch this t0 learn h0w. it's h0w i g0t my badge. https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
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i'm still here. i am just chilling.
I sure am fond of my pals.
So infuriatingly does it taunt us with the promise of ding-a-ling-ly new engagement, then remain silent when bapped upon...
Anyone here seen John Egbert? Tell him to go downstairs to the kitchen and that I promise I won't force feed him the cookies this time
fuuuuuuuck my dyslexic baka lifeeeeee i keep reading the site name as clitter. 💀 i thought it said soemone liked my clit 💀💀💀💀💀 #nsfw
That seems like an awfully employed status for her.
My Wife
i think being able to acknowledge your feelings and attractions and talk about them with your partner is anything but regressive kanaya. you might be surprised! polyamory is extremely progressive.
:33 < *Ac closes big book* i have now discovered the human "cheetah" and "leopard" theyre so so cute :3!!!
somehow you have turned being called a bitch into something very cute and endearing jade.
im amassing an army of bitches
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*sadly pouts* *fornlornly looks out cool ass window pane.....* ........... *SIIIGHS sexily*
"Why did you block me on Chittr" Girl I'm petty enough I'll block a bitch on Troll Spotify
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One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
*minxily pensively biting lip* hmmm sigh
janey i think we gotta kill this guy
i feel like there's a joke to be made here about asses and doors but i can't think of a good punch line.