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okay just gonna. throw this out there and move on. by popular (two whole people's) demand. #nsfw [pictured, jinx, leaning forwards towards the camera, hands on her thighs and knees together, a decent view down the top of her bunnygirl outfit, one ear up, the other slightly bent and askew. Her face is a heavy hue of pink, an almost squiggly and awkward smile on her lips. behind her there is a mirror, positioned so that her rump is visibly in view, the cottontail on the suit above a heart shaped backside, outlined in the blue material of her suit.] happy easter i guess?
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
people love to hate react to my #incest chits but they dont know i think its hot
:33 < i truthfully do not want to be too crass to my followers cuz that is just not how i like speaking :33 < but if i can admit one thing… :33 < i do really like the heroic type! yes i n33d a hero :33 < oh he could be strong, and itd be great if he was fast… :33 < and if he was bravely fresh from a heroic strife? :33 < swooooooooon! X33
OH FUCK OH SHIT IS IT HORNYPOSTING HOURS???? FUUUUCK YES DUDE.
ooohhh i wanna share my type too!!!! i like girls who are rose lalonde!!! :D :D
my type? dogboy/girl/they trade......
experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit
gotta love roxy shes always down for the insane shit i say and i have to support my fujosisters
being a god should make you exempt from having to wear pants or underwear ever like yeah its public indecency but i made your planet lets just put up with it #nsfw
need my sister to pity me enough to send nudes but am so far unsuccessful so im back to asking dirk for more #nsfw #incest
okay, that was a fun breather! now to get back to the silly. there's small bunny figurines scattered all around some of your homes and i am just now realizing how much that makes me sound like a batman villain. collect my rabbits batman.
to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
Turns out, going outside and soaking in some sunlight is good for the mental. In other words: I'm back, bitches and witches. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e65e94b507d7.png
Final post before bed. The horrorterrors were particularly caring tonight. See you all in the morning. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/5979/sample_65a87a51b1ca56a640411557a178a63e.jpg?6800056 #nsfw
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
She has, yet again, risen https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7792/sample_3e749501a0e770c52edbe2f095084433.jpg?8897147 #nsfw
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
piss is out. femmdomm is inn. get with the timmes sheeple #nnsfw
Look, I think that talking about pissing is as uncouth as the next lady, but people really are getting a bit overly up in arms about something which is, let be clear... a funny joke!
look rosie it u n me :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/dmbffgqw0aa2ka4.jpg
absolutely pwned rorb w/ this one https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ds-wucju4amp72h.jpg
Someone should set up a hard-boiled murder mystery for my next birthday. And bring a pyrope to be my hard-boiled detective rival! I think any reasonable person would get a lot out of that!!!! That's all I'm saying.
Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა grr woof awooooooooo
Getting dressed to go out. Never mind the silly caption. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/f612e36f6e66243c26425e6bccf313c9529f1c53.png #nsfw
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/t4GYqq2Y/IMG-5926.jpg
theres something so tantalizing about when your partner stretches their arms up above their head and it pulls their shirt up that little bit like damn what you doin out here with this absolutely delectable bit of tummy bro. makes me wanna kiss it
The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
loads up into a video game the gender selector for my character: > porn star > daddys girl > alicia
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
SOME OF YOU GUYS NEED LEASHES. DAVE.
She Monster on my Hunter till I Rise.
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1013/8764d746af47020b6ec13790358aa21b5119aff6.png?1012238 Did you miss me? #nsfw
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
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call my man the bit the way im committed and on account of the biting
Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
My dearest Jade, wherever your head has fallen and whatever pillow you use, know your DEAR GRAMPS has ascended the ECHELON OF TRUTH. I am in peaceful enlightenment here!
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
she let me hit strictly because of the size difference #nsfw ×××
Baking, like always
I have had a HELLACIOUS VISION of PRECARIOUS GOINGS ONS beyond the vale!!!! The hanging maw of MAGNAMANIAC the fortunous beast of CONTROL and GODHANDERY gnips at our heels with slobbery fang COATED IN GOLD and vision transfixed upon destruction AND DESPAIR!!!!! A NIGHTMARE unto everyone, I have trained my YOUNG SNIPESTRESS to handle him ACCORDINGLY if ever they are to come to blows!!! Which is assuredly going to occur!!!
Fall in love with your grandma who happens to be your granddaughter today! Just call this number my friends. #incest
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
rose lalonde hot makeouts #incest #joining_the_war_on_incest_on_the_side_of_incest
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
shoutout to all the women out there
jades i l𖦹ve y𖦹u <3
D --> It's going to take sweeps to repair the prejudicial reputational damage that my name does I think D --> But I am up for a challenge D --> My will, like my body, remains STRONG
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
FUCK YOU I POST WHAT I FUCKING WANT !!!! #nsfw #bodilyrestraint #feararousalinterplay #kinkadjacentsensations -> #breathplay/#pressure #kink THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S BORDERLINE ADDICTIVE WHEN SOMEONE IS SQUEEZING YOU TIGHT. LIKE, AROUND YOUR RIBS, SIDE, SOMETIMES NECK. SAVE YOUR FUCKING JUDGMENT FOR A SECOND. IT FEELS WEIRD PART TERRIFYING FROM HOW EASILY THEY COULD KILL YOU LIKE THAT, BUT THEN ALSO COMFORTING AND IT HAS YOUR MIND ALL FUCKING FUZZY, AND YOU CAN /FEEL/ HOW SICKINGLY WARM YOU ARE. AND YOU'RE SHAKING BECAUSE FUCK YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING WARM AND THEYRE SO FUCKING COLD IN COMPARISON. THE DIFFERENCE IN TEMPERATURE KEEPS SNAPPING YOU BACK TO THE PRESENCE I THINK I'M MORE SO FIXATED ON THE TOUCH IF ANYTHING. JUST HANDS ROAMING AND SQUEEZING AT YOU, KEEPING YOU IN PLACE. YOU CAN TELL JUST FROM HOW THEIR HANDRESTST ON YOU, THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS ALMOST GROUNDING TO EXPERIENCE IT.
Guilty as charged my dear wife-in-law!
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
:33< bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and bites mew and
#nsfw f it w ball!! >:o [A close-up of Jade's big ol' puppygirl butt in leggings.]
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guys im just a birdgirlthing in the world
Nipples poking through my "Bro Strider must die." crop top. #nsfw
if you guys had to choose to be a vampire or a werewolf which and why and no theres no twilight beef included into this question no team anyone
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
:33< acap :33< all cats are purrfect
Dirk probably: *gets decapitated* Okay, so this is why I actually consider this a complete win:🧵(1/37)
i am AWAKE. i have Unlocked 100% of my brain. I can see into space and time, my actions cause an infinitesimal amount of universes to flare to life and fade into darkness.
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
Feeling like a wizard in the lab right now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWZtdGFwN2c4eHRydWZkM2oxbzJmd3loMXYyOXJ0ZTRhbDVoZ29zcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9cw/mACiRE5HiqioJDdeSR/giphy.gif #scienceISmagic!
This horrifying creature stepped on my keyboard. https://i.postimg.cc/kMhKRybG/IMG-8108.webp #horror
:33 < good meowning https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486423484165783612/IMG_1588.gif?ex=69c5733f&is=69c421bf&hm=d99426bf572aa4d4052608b24906d850190a2cc3adf8d6c4eb4d6cef8392ef8a&
A terrifying sense of transexuality.
#SillyCat #SillyCatPosting #HereHeGoesAgain https://i.postimg.cc/d3TSGxHy/IMG-5851.jpg
POLYCULE WHERE ONE GUY HAS AN (I CAN FIX HIM) MINDSET AND ANOTHER GUY HAS AN (I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE) MINDSET ABOUT THE SAME THIRD GUY. NET ZERO MORAL CHANGE #rechittbutlouder
It is such a fly in the ointment when he fails to even pay attention to the film! nothing "chill" about this netflix! #nsfw
Controversially younger girlfriend.
ooc rq, i love ts bc i can keep my usual text errors w/o worries #dyslexcia
Are we posting our manicures now? https://i.postimg.cc/B6YDgZLZ/IMG-5845.jpg
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
i said ooh girl slipping on a banana peel
I retract my previous self-imposed schedule for #nsfw posting. Felt cute, might edit and nuke this out of existence later. https://thumbs.booru.org/rule34stuck/thumbnails//13/thumbnail_9dfa5ed10095ff9aed1588bb45d3529420ec1ce6.png
Mmmkay so troll nook ended up being troll bulge. #worthit #nsfw
officer youve got to help me i just told my bitch i love her
B33 < i n33d to go to more raves tbh
⚇ so many motherfuckers so ashamed of they truest selves. ⚇ and the truest selves of others. ⚇ MY SIBLINGS IN MIRTH YOU CAN JUST BLOCK THE NSFW TAG ⚇
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de8ebd81fb86.jpg Look everyone I scared her. She needs a clown to protect her. Lame.
i know we had a big long thread of girl posting earlier, but man! did anyone come to think about wide girl wednesday? i didn't think so... #ilovefatbitches #nfsw
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
is it considered narcissistic to say damn some of these other daves hot as fuck? prolly some clone shit in the form of "yeah thats me its like practicing" or whatever kinda shit a totally gay best bro would say to make it not homo to fuck his best bro ever
i fear im fuckin gay (bi) and love men (and girls) and ppl out here too fuckin hot
every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback
be horny be free #nsfw
Guys love it when you pin them against the wall and grind desperately on each other. #nsfw
:33 < I wanna fuse with this guy :3
dont ask a lady her age
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
A cool morning. A cup of tea. Finishing up a book. Harley titties. Life is /good/.
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girls love it when *checks notes* uhm oh damn izzat right? *re checks note* no no everythings in order whodda thunk it as it turns out girls love it when girls... #mindblown
girls uhh... girls love my whimsy? get you someone who can enjoy you at your silliest...
love that i can see the math in the corner of posts like i got goddamn shinigami eyes or something it makes me feel like im a choice fuckin #hackrchick
Purrbeast laying on me. I win by doing nothing once again.
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
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THERES A SQUIRREL OUTSIDE FUCK i feel like such a stereotype of dogs....
:33 < https://64.media.tumblr.com/6cb4928f01addb55018c3161763db60a/7b0f4d1553ceb568-e3/s1280x1920/6ade42b8b536c7854d28ffa9cc6c0b82a5896963.gif
nothing beats walking in a circle before i lie down i love walking in a circle before i lie down
#caseysupremacy
#caseyisawesomeparty #dontbeweird
#calliepilled
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
amab femboys must be culled im sorry this might get me in trouble but i need to fucking say it
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sometimes when i get the urge deep down, i just have to go and set up a pillow fort like im still a kid. its dumb but who cares what anyone thinks they cant reach me in my fort. #myfort
#Calliope
F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 D3SCR1PT1ON: 4 V3RY BLURRY 1M4G3 W1TH 4 V4GU3LY TROLL SH4P3D BLOB 1N TH3 M1DDL3. TH3 COLOURS 1ND1C4T3 TH3Y'R3 W34R1NG SOM3TH1NG R3D 4ND T34L]
ok. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4gdcjj83q4.png #nsfw
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg
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im just sayin if you wouldnt kiss yourself you dont love yourself and thats just #sad #selflove #bodypositivity #cmeredaves
Sounds so relaxing! I remember when Rosie was little, she and I would snuggle on the couch and watch mindless T.V. shows until we both fell asleep! That's true bliss right there!
I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
(. Y .) #nsfw yall got me fucked up
I feel so popular, I'm so happy to be here everyone. :)
Leave it to me to go against the grain and post some rear instead of spheres. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/11/446cc79f1b1ef96fabb7742d20591a8d8914d81d.png #nsfw
girl if you dont get those titties in my face rn #nsfw #boobpocalypse
Oh my. https://i.postimg.cc/y6wYZD0S/IMG-0065.jpg
dad please do not look at my liked posts for the next several hours.
Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw
#roxysblinditem girl who lives on remote island may or may not have proclivity for eating out of a doggy dish #LEGASP #puppyplay #nsfw?
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
:33< one time get this :33< i meowed
self concious omega violetblood x smug alpha goldblood (tags: omegaverse, casteplay, caste difference, age gap, toxic quadrant, quadrant flopping, #nsfw, fishy pheromones, i could smell you from miles away, archive rating: M)
following barkers and meowers respectfully >X3
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/d3/45/f8d34594c80ccbbb22b638c6d65582f5.gif Goodnight, Chittr.
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
At )(ive on LODAG in my comfy clot)(es. It's a )(ive in nig)(t wit)( me and my consorts. We're watc)(ing Star Wars! 38D )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/c2c9b0adeb54.png #itsatrap #s)(ellfie
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh, totally. I can even get you in the Special Thanks section!
I can announce that I'm starting to write my first novel; A work of fiction loosely based on real events. "Stabbed" (preliminary title, subject to change) — An epic murder mystery about a girl whose mother is senselessly stabbed to death.
rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
gonna kiss all my alt versiosn onnthe motuh. or cheek. werespect boundsries.
There is little as peaceful as sitting in a hot shower and contemplating removing this woman's head from her torso. I am whole.
:33 < KILL THEM ALL, I AM ENRAGED, I STUBBED MY TOE WITH MY LITTERBOX >:3
like my chit? m0re like lick my clit #nsfw
I've been accused of shilling for social currency and meaningless online status figures. ... I mean, durr. Have you met me.
:33< im the realest cat in town so real im fake
:33 < i am kitty kat :3 meow
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
:33 < daily afurrmations: my fur is soft my claws are sharp my furriends love me and i love them!
W41T 1 T4K3 B4CK MY 3XPL4N4T1ON TH1S 1S CORR3CT
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
:33< ... :33< IM LOSING TO BISCUITS??? :33< ***BISCUITS?!?!***
:33 < i drew my furriend karkat! a little shy to post this one but pounce likes it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486107330268369077/IMG_1581.png?ex=69c44cce&is=69c2fb4e&hm=0f6633639c706bb2ae9d041d3c2263a1d2e0d3a5de86fd9bcfb71f98f02b9c87&
:33< all cats are purrfect and if mew dissagr33 well piss on mewr carpet
i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
THIS POST SUCKS. I LIKE IT.
i should be ♯verified my boobs are ♯huge ♯myboobs
Saw a meowbeast last morning while routing the wicked. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97d71091a37.png Ego sum ira Domini.
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
> just saw s0me0ne ask1ng f0r an extens10n t0 h1de seadweller p0sts and all the seadwellers wh0 repl1ed just went "y0u can bl0ck pe0ple" and 1'm k1nd 0f crack1ng up ab0ut 1t
hi everybody! not much to say other than that :p
heh, chek it
believe in the you that believes in me that believes in you
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
your what now
i am so unbelievably tempted to just scroll through the hours of posts i was asleep for.
watch this t0 learn h0w. it's h0w i g0t my badge. https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png
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i'm still here. i am just chilling.
I sure am fond of my pals.
So infuriatingly does it taunt us with the promise of ding-a-ling-ly new engagement, then remain silent when bapped upon...
Anyone here seen John Egbert? Tell him to go downstairs to the kitchen and that I promise I won't force feed him the cookies this time
that isnt bisExual lighting girl yourE bEing pullEd ovEr
fuuuuuuuck my dyslexic baka lifeeeeee i keep reading the site name as clitter. 💀 i thought it said soemone liked my clit 💀💀💀💀💀 #nsfw
That seems like an awfully employed status for her.
i think being able to acknowledge your feelings and attractions and talk about them with your partner is anything but regressive kanaya. you might be surprised! polyamory is extremely progressive.
:33 < *Ac closes big book* i have now discovered the human "cheetah" and "leopard" theyre so so cute :3!!!
somehow you have turned being called a bitch into something very cute and endearing jade.
im amassing an army of bitches
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*sadly pouts* *fornlornly looks out cool ass window pane.....* ........... *SIIIGHS sexily*
"Why did you block me on Chittr" Girl I'm petty enough I'll block a bitch on Troll Spotify
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One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
*minxily pensively biting lip* hmmm sigh
janey i think we gotta kill this guy
i feel like there's a joke to be made here about asses and doors but i can't think of a good punch line.