:33< furking pisses meow off when in horror theyre like :33< "oh i left this monster a meowstpurry beclawse whatefur mewre brain will fill in will be scaripurr than anyathing i could put in furont of mew" :33< how would mew like it if i did that fur clawmedy :33< just hit mew guys with all set ups no punchlines :33< "ah whatefur mewre pan can fill in would be funnipurr than anyathing i could clawme up with" :33< furk off :33< its lazy is what it is and efurrybody but meow is fooled by it
:33< knock knock asshole
:33< so theres a farmpurr right? :33< and hes standing there next to a pig with a wooden leg :33< a guy s33s this and goes up to the farmpurr and asks the farmpurr what the story is with the pig with the wooden leg :33< the farmpurr says "this pig here save my whole family! there was a hive fire and this pig ran through the house saving efurry mempurr of the family one by one" :33< the man repurrlies "so thats how it lost the leg??"
:33< a man walks into a bar
:33< so theres these two guys trying to escape an asylum by rooftop :33< the furst guy leaps across no purroblem the second guys to scared :33< the furst guy says "dont furry ill shine a flashlight across the way and mew can walk across the beam"
np this take is shit and y0u have two let it g0.
:33< so dracmewla goes to the doctors right?
nepeta, the unkn0wn is scary.
:33< why dont skeletons purrlay mewsic in church?
ARE YOU SIX.
:33< what kind of b33s make milk?