♠ hated by @gardenGnostic
JU$T $HOWERED AND THE WATER MADE MY $CAR $TING, ARGH! I HATE $HOWER$.

((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
🦖Bro is gender nuteral just like dude and man
HIT BARK BEAST GOING THIRTY MILES AN HOUR DOWN HIGHWAY.
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
IF I WERE IN FRONT OF YOu. RIGHT NOW. I WOuLD RIP YOuR GERIATRIC GLASSES OFF OF YOuR FACE. SPIT ON THEM. AND RuB MY SLEEVE ON THEM. PRETENDING TO CLEAN. THE GRIMY. DIRTY. FILTHY. OLD LADY MuCK OFF OF THEM. ONLY TO REVEAL. MY CLOTHING IS ALL SHEER WOOL. AND I HAVE BEEN METICuLOuSLY SCRAPING. YOuR DuMBFuCK. GOOFY ASS GLASSES. INTO A FuNHOuSE MIRROR STYLE REFLECTION. THAT MAKES ME LOOK EXTREMELY MuSCuLAR. AND JOCuLOuS. IN YOuR OLD PERSON EYES. I WOuLD EFFORTLESSLY SEDuCE YOu. AND OFF YOu. FOR THE INSuRANCE MONEY. THAT IS THE KIND OF DAY I HAVE BEEN HAVING.
hatE that orangE bastard davEspritE hE my opp
WARRIOR CATS? THATS A HUMAN SHOW RIGHT? BAN ALL HUMANS!1!1!!11 MAKE ALTERNIA GREAT AGAIN ·MAGA








