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I love that we are all remembering to look at the site rules that @/dynamicFlowfields and company so lovingly crafted and put together before posting the crazy bullshit that we post on here. It would be a shame if someone started being bananas crazy on main without knowing the rules, right? #vaguepost........
<<"good, because you are!!">>
i mean, you are
₍^. .^₎⟆ You are very bon!ta꠹
as ya should!
:33 < mew are purretty jade! :33
<<"hehe, i'm just telling the truth! >//<">>
⪩ They 𓉸re, gre𓉸t when t𓉸rt 𓉸nd gre𓉸t when sweet. ⪨
<<"just like you!!!!">>
⪩ Str𓉸wberr⸸es g⌖⌖d. ⪨
⪩ ⌖ne th⸸ngs hum𓉸ns fuck⸸n' sl𓉸yed w⸸th ⸸s ⸸ce cre𓉸m. S⌖me ⌖f these fl𓉸v⌖rs 𓉸re ⸸ns𓉸ne. Perfect f⌖r re𓉸l #f𓉸tb⸸tch h⌖urs. ⪨
okay up we 6et, time for work. mail won't deliver itself. plus i feel like i'm intrudin' 9n the #hornypostin6 some ri6ht now, feels like it ain't quite intended for fellers ri6ht now. ^◡^;
woof
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woof woof!!
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #jobwelldone
Catch! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
.-. (___________________________()6 `-, Junior trained up a brand new badge: PUPPYMODED ( ______________________ /''"` For all users of the doggish variety. //\\ //\\ "" "" "" ""
they're just way too chaseable :/
:33< meow too jade!
i stand c/)rrected
Diamonds Droog.
:(( < sorgy guys, gotta cancel after light specials... we'll still remain open late and serve alcohol!!! but no lewd maid dresses or postcards #suggestive #substance - nepeta leijon, co owner
it's jade hour! awooooo!
the 2cheduliing confliict dem0n come2 for u2 all.
2o wh0 here play2/know2 anythiing ab0ut lancer? the ttrpg not whatever else y0ure thiinkiing of.
rain is awesome but i did accidentally step in a massive puddle not realizing it was so deep and the splash from it got up to my one knee so ive been walking around with one pant leg soaked up to the knee and the other a lil up my shin for about 2 hours now
if mr prez gets to thirst over striders like a hungry buoy at a buffet i get to react on a #nsfw post every now and then
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
I did come by to say I'm going to start tagging those posts now, but I see the dashboard has taken to a topic I want nothing to do with. Picture me flourishing my cape as I turn and leave much like Tuxedo Mask.
Yes!
>> Fa¡r enough, get ¡t g¡r1 ¡ ડupport you
even though im only just now dating my first girlfriend at 21 doesnt mean i cant make my own adult decisions :T
yeah!! youre an adult woman!!
i think i overshot my teleportation.... where am i?? this doesnt look like somewhere on earth c here let me attach a photo https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/unnamed.png
You see I just don't love the ide★ of being ★ henchm★n if I'm being honest.
>> My comment ¡tડe1f waડ a1ડo marked NડFW on ¡tડ own ડo ¡f peop1e don't wanna ડee that, THAT probab1y won't ડhow up 1o1 ¡ th¡nk the word ¡tડe1f ¡ડ honeડt1y f¡ne to ડay, but out of caut¡on!
ha you really didnt think it could be anything else
i dunno what else it's supposed to mean... i've been goonin' for years, and i ain't ever heard of other definitions out and about!
I woulld allso llike to know this. I assumed it was rellated to organized crime but context seems to suggest otherwise.
ok cool! i just get nervous, 'cause a lot of alts get kind of freaked out? especially crabdad alts, jegus fuck. o_o;
c< cute! >c
this is fucking awesome (and adorable), what?? if i were jade harley, i'd already be using it. :B
that's legiterally so good though??? 8D
no way! i'm jealous as all hell!! i tried to do that by myself once. thought for sure i could free ball it and learn on my own but sadly not :( what did u make?
woah i've never been to one before!! that sounds fun!
i mean i kinda gave the playbook. just, show you are interested in what someone is doing, in them, ask them about it, let them explain what they like. it's how friends happen to me!
i just steal my entire game plan from kids at the playground. "hi, you seem nice! do you want to be my friend? what are you doing. that looks fun!" ect.
Even so if you have drifted apart in any ways over the years it is understandable to be a bit nervous over the concept of reconnecting.
D --> This is good advice D --> I also find it is best when complimenting someone's appearance to target things that are not innate to the person in some way, but instead something that effort or care was put into D --> Fashion choices, hair styles, and features such as intentionally developed muscles are superior to compliments to one's eyes, facial structure, or body type
I am very aware that just because one of my wives is my Jade not every Jade will appreciate any advances I might make. I also hope you do reach out to your Rose once you gain the confidence to so, I do wish I could help with advice on confidence but I will be the first to admit, it is not the easiest thing to gain.
D --> I just make up for it by being really useful and reliable
wag wag
:33< beats meow! :33< i just say shit and peopurr ethpurr like it or they dont
There is many of us, and I for one will say I am sorry you have lost the connection you once had, and regardless of whether we remain practically stranger or develop a friendship I am always pleased to meet alternate versions of my loved ones and look forward to future interactions with you in particular. I believe you will be a very pleasant version to talk to. I will also avoid flirtations with you as I am already fairly certain that may cause discomfort.
It's always a pleasure to make acquaintances with another Jade.
well its not for real!! its just practice!!
its because he cares a whole heck of a lot :D
D --> Hm, that is troublesome D --> You could also get another skirt that compliments it in hue, but is longer, and wear that underneath instead D --> But given that Kanaya is fi%ing it for you I suppose it will not be a problem D --> Consider the suggestion if you are ever in a similar situation though D --> I think layering different styles can 100k very nice
hes kinda.... well hes karkat :/ but on the other hand hes karkat :D its much better than being stuck in the island alone :/
flirting is something that happens to me while i stand awkwardly with my tail wagging and bright greensun blush on my face :P
you can do it!! i believe in you!! :D
i overcame that much but i struggle to flirt with even my matesprit :P
i know right?? :/ im so anxious all the time!!
★༉┌∩┐(•⑂•)┌∩┐★༉‧₊˚✧ I was taught to use these. They will help a lot.
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂, 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓽.
sigh watever floats yo boat harley
na gurl nofin to go all soft on me just statin facts
so what it just means you unique an ROCK IT
so what gill human bulge be overrated nywaves u good 38)
2orry buddy with all th3 2hit iv3 b33n 2ubj3ct3d to h3r3... I wi2h I could t3ll ya oth3rwi23
i only have one when i want to!
Probably
#trainercard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2ae2fcdda42.png
wait can you legit understand him? 8O i mean i get his barks are cosmic and all... and i guess i can sort of half hear them through the screen, which is freaky! so i guess it sorta makes sense?? 8P
// Actually, I'll say it cause it's just bugging me. If you write Jade Harley and make her black. And the NSFW art you have of her is giving a huge dick or a dog dick or making her more masculine!! I've seen 2 in one day and that's one too many times. I kindly ask you to block me and not interact with me or any of my characters. @kingGreed is where you can find all my characters!! It's racist. Black people, especially black women, for years have been saying it's racist. I do not see anyone giving white jade or racially ambiguous jade a huge dick, JUST the black one. SO I ask for my comfort to be blocked, I am an AFAB black person, this isn't unwarranted. Black women can exist without being masculinized. This goes for black trans women, too. Let them be soft. #nsfw
yAY!
[ Image of Rox posing in front of a brick building, wearing very tiny denim shorts, a pink leopard print bikini top, a black fur coat, and big chunky pink n black sneakers. She's got a cherry blowpop in her mouth and is bending forward provocatively. ]
:33< meowbe...
GLUB!!!
:33< doing scary things to meow harley
:33< im meowing!!! :33< MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
:I
[Your silence speaks volumes.]
I can always trust Jade to not abuse her space powers in any way.
Jade please I need a answer stat, not this ominous silence
Jade you haven't abused this power right???????
Now you wouldn't abuse this power would you? Right?...Right?
can u do that 2 jakey? hes way too powerflu as he is......
absolutely! its really important to take a step back and focus on the world around you :)
ive been prioritizing my robotics and engineering lately! :)
B33 < my sincerest clawndolences
you too??? this is so weird!
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs loud as furk as she knocks ofur that vase mew like watching it break on the furloor*
And so he spoke, and so he spoke That lord of Castamere But now the rains weep o'er his hall With no one there to hear Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall And not a soul to hear
i WOULD RATHER NOT, dISCUSS IT, iN PUBLIC, tHANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING, iN THESE TRYING TIMES,
nEVER MEET, yOUR HEROES,
hell yes
i think it ate my post. dangit! uh, my least favorite is easily like, cotton. pulling it just- rgh. actually styrofoam is just as bad i hate touching it it makes me shiver in the really bad way. silliest thing you've ever cried about? could be happy or sad. your call!
B33 < it really really varies B33 < idk i think its really fun to play on the edge of whats cringe and play with how much irony ppl expect furom me B33 < but pawlso sometimes really simple shit is the best! B33 < ...ig im weirdly not much of a physical comedy purrson tho B33 < have you efur tried a hair style and just absolutely HATED it?
B33 < oh gdi i furgot to give you a question back B33 < if you could change one MINOR thing about your life what would it be
rain! this is hard i wanna ask you that now. hm. oh! favorite texture.
B33 < im furicking B33 < pawlways scared ill step on someowthing and itll turn out to be a snake or sharp B33 < i furicking hate being barefoot
carpentry! i think i'm gonna make myself learn though! you didn't specify, but if i can ask another question... what's your bedtime ritual? how do you get to sleep?
B33 < hmmm B33 < somewhere youve b33n meaning to go but nefur gotten around to visiting?
hm. alright! what's your favorite lazy dinner?
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
hella
he says he doesnt need a thanks he does it for the love of the game
i will peel and eat a grape in your honor right now
i will peel and eat grapes for you and describe every one
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
thanks appreciate it
those are the shiny green ones right
youre betraying me by saying this publicly cmon
reallll... (＃＞＜)
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
thats why i make it my goal to be neither thing
tHIS IS, sO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
oKAY,
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
Sometimes I get a little bored of the traps but then I invent a new, even cooler trap and I'm like "Holy shit I'm the best to ever do it"
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
hAHA, tHAT IS A FUN LITTLE, aNECDOTE, jADE, i LIKED THAT!
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
Well, I say bully for you. I hope you snuffle a whole pack.
They're technically "cooked" at room temperature, aren't they? I suppose there's little difference in barely warming the thing to palatable temperature.
YOU look like youre the same green as me! but i swear other jades look like theyre #00ff00!!
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
i will, thanks jade B]
I'm gonna do it. Awooooooo.
sNNRFF,
kinda weird how im seeing someone i think impersonate me but whatever i guess
more! #morewives !!! ^u^
good morning chittr i seem to have put a rib out of place while i slept
That's fine I'll do all the barking for the both of us. Bark bark.
bAAAA,
what sounds to rabbits make? :?
dID ANYONE EVER, tELL THAT GUY, wHAT THE DEAL IS, wITH AIRPLANE FOOD? hE SEEMED WORRIED, i HOPE HE GOT, a SATISFYING, aNSWER,
aLL ANIMAL SOUNDS, aRE GOOD SOUNDS, tO BE MAKING,
shes fucking talking about evil surgery again
E\/\/ery time ye fall asleep, ye imagine dro\/\/\/\/nin'. So ye stay up. But that makes ye more tired. A storm gathers round \/\/\/\/hilst ye sail. Y'be unsure if it is an imagined storm or reality as yer forcefully lulled t'sleep. It has an excellent reimaginin' in the form of a musical. I recommend it.
But ye cannae sleep for th'storm'll getchye. I read this Troll Aesop's Tale.
thenSleep.
I GOT A BLANKET
currently seeking out hugs :(
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
ILL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET !! DONT TELL ANYONE, OR YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER REGRET!!! #LYRIC
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
my potions are too strong for you, traveler!
< Lm∆øøø, pøtiøn §eller.... I ∆m GøIng InTø B∆TtLe AnD i NeEd OnLy yOuR StRøNgE§T PøtIøN§ }:3 >
Please alert me if he sells to you. I have been trying to buy his potions for years, but he continues to claim they are too strong for any creature lesser than a dragon.
apparently im gonna get possessed :(
Yes it's me! YEAH!!
my tail is wagging just thinking about it!! :0
hi!!!! :D i know the other jade already sent this but i cant think of anything else :P
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46ff7da0ab94.PNG
:33< goth clowns in cloth gowns
Good thing I'm not like any of you odd types! I wouldn't change a single thing about my mundane existence. Glad to be here just as I am. My only real concerns are to do with those around me!
*scraping noises*
:33 < Hi! :3
Hi jade YEAH!!
hi!!!! :D