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:33< *the mighty huntress purrs loud as furk as she knocks ofur that vase mew like watching it break on the furloor*
And so he spoke, and so he spoke That lord of Castamere But now the rains weep o'er his hall With no one there to hear Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall And not a soul to hear
i WOULD RATHER NOT, dISCUSS IT, iN PUBLIC, tHANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING, iN THESE TRYING TIMES,
nEVER MEET, yOUR HEROES,
i think it ate my post. dangit! uh, my least favorite is easily like, cotton. pulling it just- rgh. actually styrofoam is just as bad i hate touching it it makes me shiver in the really bad way. silliest thing you've ever cried about? could be happy or sad. your call!
B33 < it really really varies B33 < idk i think its really fun to play on the edge of whats cringe and play with how much irony ppl expect furom me B33 < but pawlso sometimes really simple shit is the best! B33 < ...ig im weirdly not much of a physical comedy purrson tho B33 < have you efur tried a hair style and just absolutely HATED it?
B33 < oh gdi i furgot to give you a question back B33 < if you could change one MINOR thing about your life what would it be
rain! this is hard i wanna ask you that now. hm. oh! favorite texture.
B33 < im furicking B33 < pawlways scared ill step on someowthing and itll turn out to be a snake or sharp B33 < i furicking hate being barefoot
carpentry! i think i'm gonna make myself learn though! you didn't specify, but if i can ask another question... what's your bedtime ritual? how do you get to sleep?
B33 < hmmm B33 < somewhere youve b33n meaning to go but nefur gotten around to visiting?
hm. alright! what's your favorite lazy dinner?
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
he says he doesnt need a thanks he does it for the love of the game
i will peel and eat a grape in your honor right now
i will peel and eat grapes for you and describe every one
short list of things that make me happy: peeling my grapes. not having someone whining in my ear about me peeling my grapes. eating a peeled grape. my friends. sharing the grape peels with my brother.
youre betraying me by saying this publicly cmon
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
thats why i make it my goal to be neither thing
tHIS IS, sO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
Sometimes I get a little bored of the traps but then I invent a new, even cooler trap and I'm like "Holy shit I'm the best to ever do it"
kNOCK KNOCK, wHO, iS THERE AT MY, fRONT DOOR? oIL, oIL, wHO? wELL OIL BE MATE, iT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE, oI'VE SEEN YOU, GUV! #oILINGuP
hAHA, tHAT IS A FUN LITTLE, aNECDOTE, jADE, i LIKED THAT!
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
Well, I say bully for you. I hope you snuffle a whole pack.
They're technically "cooked" at room temperature, aren't they? I suppose there's little difference in barely warming the thing to palatable temperature.
YOU look like youre the same green as me! but i swear other jades look like theyre #00ff00!!
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
i will, thanks jade B]
I'm gonna do it. Awooooooo.
sNNRFF,
kinda weird how im seeing someone i think impersonate me but whatever i guess
more! #morewives !!! ^u^
good morning chittr i seem to have put a rib out of place while i slept
That's fine I'll do all the barking for the both of us. Bark bark.
bAAAA,
what sounds to rabbits make? :?
dID ANYONE EVER, tELL THAT GUY, wHAT THE DEAL IS, wITH AIRPLANE FOOD? hE SEEMED WORRIED, i HOPE HE GOT, a SATISFYING, aNSWER,
aLL ANIMAL SOUNDS, aRE GOOD SOUNDS, tO BE MAKING,
shes fucking talking about evil surgery again
E\/\/ery time ye fall asleep, ye imagine dro\/\/\/\/nin'. So ye stay up. But that makes ye more tired. A storm gathers round \/\/\/\/hilst ye sail. Y'be unsure if it is an imagined storm or reality as yer forcefully lulled t'sleep. It has an excellent reimaginin' in the form of a musical. I recommend it.
But ye cannae sleep for th'storm'll getchye. I read this Troll Aesop's Tale.
thenSleep.
I GOT A BLANKET
currently seeking out hugs :(
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
ILL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET !! DONT TELL ANYONE, OR YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER REGRET!!! #LYRIC
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
my potions are too strong for you, traveler!
< Lm∆øøø, pøtiøn §eller.... I ∆m GøIng InTø B∆TtLe AnD i NeEd OnLy yOuR StRøNgE§T PøtIøN§ }:3 >
Please alert me if he sells to you. I have been trying to buy his potions for years, but he continues to claim they are too strong for any creature lesser than a dragon.
apparently im gonna get possessed :(
Yes it's me! YEAH!!
my tail is wagging just thinking about it!! :0
hi!!!! :D i know the other jade already sent this but i cant think of anything else :P
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:33< goth clowns in cloth gowns
Good thing I'm not like any of you odd types! I wouldn't change a single thing about my mundane existence. Glad to be here just as I am. My only real concerns are to do with those around me!
:33 < Hi! :3
Hi jade YEAH!!
