@iridescentDeviant — #nsfw
wwhat ddid I mmiss, wwhat's #teamnaked? #nsfw ?~<
I hhave ggot tto gget mmy ddick ssucked #nsfw~<
Yyeah sso.... Yyou rremenber wwhen I hheld tthat hhot mmug wwith mmy bbulge? ....yyeah so tthey wweren't ggasping at hhow, admittedly impressive it is. I hhave a ccock ssock ffull of ggoo nnow #nsfw~<
Tthey llooked at mmy bbulge and ggasped, I mmean, I kknow it's impressive bbut ggeez bbe pprofessional 🙄 #nsfw~<
Tturns oout tthe mmirror wwas a one wway wwindow, tthey wwere ttrying tto observe mme. Oops.... Ssorry everyone #nsfw~<
Tthey jjust ssent mme tto a ddark rroom wwith nno llights bbut tthere is a mmirror sso I'll bbe entertained at lleast #nsfw~<
gguys wwhy ddo wwe hhave ttroll wwombs tthey ddon't ddo anything tthey just hhurt ssometimes ffor nno rreason. Nnot #nsfw.... #bodyhorror mmaybe?~<
Hhe sshame on mmy gglobe 'till I hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngghh ouuh mmf ourgh #nsfw~<
llife is sshort and tthe wworld is ending, ppost a ppicture of yyour bbuthole #nsfw~<
I wwant tto bbe inside hhim bbut llike in a gglamrock ffreddy wway #nsfw~<
I wwish I hhad ssome kkind of gghosts hhands tthat jjerked mme off wwhen mmy hhands are busy mmaking art and rreading ffanfiction and eating snacks #nsfw~<
Mmet up wwith hhim ttoday.... Mmy bbones hhurt #nsfw~<
Ssaw ttwo gguys rrunning wwith ttheir ttits out and nnipples hhard as sstone bbecause it's ccold as sshit, gguess it's #mantitwednesday #nsfw~<
#alreadyoiledup #nsfw #oilingup a bbit mmore ffor ggood mmeasure~<
Wwhat ddo yyou llike it tto ssmell llike? #nsfw~<
Hharpoon ggun bbut it's a cchagrin ttunnel pplug #nsfw~<
ounnffff ffuck #substances #nsfw~<
#nsfw Iin tthe aablution ttrap sstraight up jjorkin it and bby it hheh.... llet's jjusr ssay.... mmy bbulge~<
#nsfw Ggood nnews, yyour bbulge ssurhery wwas a ssuccess, bbad nnews, iit's ccovered in ssauce~<
#nsfw Ddirk Sstrider mmore llike Ddick Sstroker~<
#nsfw Ggood nnews gguys tthe yyaoi ccured mmy bbulge, it sshed and it's ffine nnow, it wwas wweird.~<
#nsfw Gguys wwhat ddo yyou ddo wwhen your bbulge ggets bblavk spots? I ddon't kknow if it's ffrom tthe bburn or tthe ice ssack bbut it's pprobably one of those. Sshould I pput mmore ice on it?~<
#nsfw Ppeople are ttalking about mmpreg? I wwouldn't mmind ppregging a mman~<
#nsfw I kkeep rreading cchit as cclit, wwhich I hhave rread is a ssex organ and it mmakes mme excited bbefore I rrealize, llike.... Ppeople... Rreally llike mmy cclit?~<
#nsfw I hhate tthe cconflict of sshould I sstroke mmy bbulge ccrazy sstyle or mmake nnew ffriends, if only tthere wwas a wway tto ddo bboth~<
#nsfw I pput a ssack of ice on mmy bbulge bbut I tthink tthat's wworse mmy bbulge hhas ffrozen tto tthe ssack~<
Tthe ccoffee in tthat mmug wwas rreally hhot.... ow... #nsfw #gore~<
@neonVandal https://file.garden/ZrWDLFSVnnig30F-/proof.png Ssee I ccan. Ddon't eever ddoubt mme aagain #nsfw~<
#nsfw Gguys ddo yyou tthink tthat it's impressive tthat I ccan hhold mmy ccup wwith mmy bbuldge? Mmy ffriends tthink it's ggross bbut I tthink it's ppretty ccool and it ttook a llot of ppractice.~<
Ttitty Ttuesday ends, bbringing fforth wwonderful Wwednesday #nsfw~<
Vvery hhappy tto ssee aall tthe ssphere pposting #nsfw~<
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81815876 @unclaspedKahuna yyou wwanted tto bbe iinformed I ddid it I wwrote t4t yyaoi nnot rreally nnsfw bbut jjust in ccase #nsfw~<