♦ pitied by @iridescentDeviant
I am currently sad.
headphones snapped after getting my meal 30 minutes late *fuck*
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(i t-think most o-of us a-are accidents)
i like eM frozen
FUCK, SH1T SH1T SH1T, WHY D1D 1 H4V3 TO B3 OFFL1N3
My laptop broke—
<This user has exploded.>
i have equinophobia when i look up equinophobia why are pictures of horses be the first result :/
they sent a fucking PIPE BOMB to my neighborhood? wtf?
i am not going to keep singing troll britney spears songs. i can't keep doing this. i've been hit fifty more times than i should. hit me baby no more times. ♪
I don't know what an onion is.
/=||== - MOIRAIL SAW ONE PAIR OF RUMBLE SPHERES AND SHES BEEN hORNYPOSTING THE ENTIRE NIGHT AFTER THAT - I GOTTA PUT LIKE LUSUS CONTROLS (PARENTAL CONTROLS) ON HER hUSKTOP OR SOMETHING -
this has to be the worst post by far
Okay, I forgive him. But I'm still mad about it.
I Just Kinda Have A Whole Body That Hurts Maybe See A Docterror About That
>AcK< +he Fuck You Mean Bridges Are F0r CrOssing Gaps In The Land? Their In+ended Func+ion Isn'+ TO Be Lived Under? I Need Some Time To PrOcess
>AcK< gay Shi+? Ya Mean Like Two Girls 0ne Cup?
>AcK< how Does one Go To San FranciscO Wi+hOu+ Ge++ing Turned on By The Bridge?
/=||== - BIG FAN OF HOW SOMETIMES YOUR bULGE JUST DECIDES "YOU KNOW WHAT NO, THIS PISS WILL NOT BE GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE INTO THE LOAD GAPER" AND JUST FUCKING SHOTGUNS IT DIRECTLY ONTO YOUR SHOE FOR NO REASON IM SO FUCKING MAD - - #NSFW #PISS I FUCKING GUESS -
I actually remember yoou were the first persoon i've ever interacted oon Chittr. Noow looook at me i'm viral and yoou're licking yoour jizz ooff the screen isn't that tragic
All oof it. All oover my screen
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE MEAN BY "SHOWERMAXXING"? THIS TERM HAS BEEN BUGGING MY THINKPAN FOR A GOOD FEW MINUTES. AND HE KEEPS MENTIONING IT. ***IN PERSON.*** SOMEONE HELP ME. #VAUGEPOSTING
❥ All shoധεrεd!! Yay!! ^▽^ ｡˚○
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c< well, iM dOiN it because iM cOvered iN dirt aNd griMe aNd just KiNda feel liKe garbage >c
yov don'+ wanna know my life s+ory
I Think It Wouldnt Re4lly M4tter Bec4use You Would Be Fucking De4d
I think I should do it sometimes
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▷everyone please be aware of this users reprehensible behavior towards me◁ #nsfw #harassment https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/harassment%20campaign.png
>([damn i #ave to go into t#e woods now cuz of t#is embed fail]
my arm is annoying me.
#complaininghours jeff the killer was rude to me and for no reason
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
>AcK< suffering Builds Charac+er And, Bro+her, I'm A BiOnicle
I keep forgetting that I'm not the funniest Dave here. IG my posts aren't shit enough. FML
It is so horny here
Hellx Trxll The Grumpy Xld Trxll Whx Lives Under the Bridge!!!... Dx I gxttaaa it's embarrassinggg X(((
guys i dont think i should have drank the snowglobe juice with the glitter
troll austin powers is sexy.. ofc id pick him he makes me randy also i lik da othrs dey looked nice srry :((( #nsfw
whoru?
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
Old Matesprit Didn't Work Out.. I Think It's Time For A New One.
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WHATTHEFUCK IS WITH ALL THE FUCKING OIL ON THE TIMELINE. SERIOUSLY. YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING
B33 < im glad i was here for the oil craze but i have defeated the zoomies and i really cant let that w slip by B33 < ttyl
no i dont have one i lost mine in the war its the conceptual one the bit clit if you will
/=||== - I KNOW I PARTICIPATED IN TITTY TUESDAY BUT IM NOT GONNA OIL MYSELF UP - HOWEVER I WILL BE #OILINGUP MY gUN COLLECTION AS IVE BEEN NEEDING TO DO THAT FOR A WHILE ACTUALLY -
↘️i need some time alone.↘️
↗️I SOLD MY OIL SHARES YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.↗️
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
> why the fuck are we 01lp0st1ng
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
◁Saw some people on here were posting pictures of their lusii, figured we might as well show ours.▷ ▷whats left of him that is◁ #mylusus #gore https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/FUCKER%20DESERVED%20IT.png
>AcK< aauuuuuuggghhhh The YOgur+ Caves Have Been Cleansed... >urp< F0rcibly
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
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/=||== - GUYS THERES tWO OF MY MOIRAIL ON HERE WHAT THE fUCK DO I DO HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE -
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:33 < Trans karkat cat girl coming soon, trust :3
WAGGING MY TAIL WHEN FEELING GIRLY SOMETIMES ACTUALLY.
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
/=||== - WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SHED - - MORGYN THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT SHED -
GOod news? I Got those sick as H3LL FROSTED sugar cookies BAd news? I Got stabbed
I went to get a midnight snack— but I realized I was allergic to it— So now my entire face is swelling up— Great——
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
Why do Cute trolls Like me Have to Like-- sufferrrrr-- Can't ugly People do It for Me :(
▷turns out the morgyn on here isnt the morgyn from my timeline so i just fucking completely unprompted sent the morgyn from my timeline a pic of me holding a mug with my fucking bulge with the caption “GET FUCKED IDIOT” because the one on here dared me to do it fuck my entire life im going to kill someone and i dont know if its him or myself #nsfw◁
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.
I have accidentally misgendered one of my dear constituents, and must now commit seppuku at dawn. Thank you all for understanding.
I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smoking is something tough, hardboiled detectives do, and I can't be outdone by a no-good gangster.
guyz y r sum of u so freaked out, b normal...
nineteen-forty-poo
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!
=^owo^= You could all stand to be a little more ashamed of yourselves.
fuck you guys.
🍌- HEY I HEARD WE'RE POSTING OUR GLOBES HERE??? HOW ABOUT SOME DANCING PECS!!! CRANKY AIN'T HERE TO STOP ME THIS TIME!!! https://file.garden/YDmqUqMz-xKjrFzA/%5B1%5D%20Chittr_Stuff/lusus_donkey_kong_dancing%20_pecs.gif
=( I prefer trolls of a more masculine persuasion, is all. I believe this trait is what has the bullies and naysayers calling me "gay." )
jesus christ if you guys cant behave im changing my profile picture.
=( I log in to see if the lag has decreased and now women are baring their naked chests. Great. I suppose I shall put the palmhusk down a little longer. )
I d☉n't have image-w☉rthy spheres t☉ begin with.
from here on out i wwill only dry hump my felloww males an customarily soil my trousers no penetration no nudity just good old fashioned tactile frottin through our clothes like nature intended #alpha #amicitia #nsfww #philososlayer #androphilia
At 9 years old, I was with child. I was a child and I was with myself.
/=||== - DID ANYONE ELSE FEEL THE FABRIC OF rEALITY SHIFT OR WAS THAT JUST ME -
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
im rly sad that jermas dead..... im rly sad that jermas dead forever and that humans dont have dance ancestors the way trolls do........ so we cant have earth c jerma :( :( :( :( :(
SADLY I DO NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES BECAUSE THE PUMPKIN VANISHED FROM MY TINY TINY HANDS BEFORE MY VERY EYES
this grub burger is everything to me / it's delicious and tantalizing / but it will make me chubby so it's evil
IM GonnA BE OuT OF CrackerS SooN... SaD
Is aṅyȯṅė ėlsė sėėiṅg a tall maṅ iṅ a suit with ṅȯ facė ȯr is that just mė.. #suspiciȯus #ȯṅthėlȯȯkȯut
Just had something called a "Callout Post" written about me, it just seemed like a sad person venting their frustration. Disappointing to have it directed at me, but at least my pals are all good! YEAH BABY!
Culled? Baby, its a party! What are you talking about culled? Unless theres something I'm missing! Which I'm probably not. YEAH BABY!
I'm so sorry that I caused you that many problems... If theres anything I can do please let me okay, okay Baby? I never meant to make anyone upset about me getting invited to the big party! Which is why I've been throwing non-stop parties down at my shag pad! YEAH BABY!