
Caldea Ayuuta
@telluricEnthusiast
AHAHAHA I HAVE A FUCKING PHONE NOW LOSERS
REMEMBER, WHEN YOU~RE GONNX KICK VSS, STRETCH YTOUR LEGS, XRMS XND BXCK. EVEN I, V DUMBFUCK, KNOW THVT.
NO WORRIES. TTHE GUY WHO CLEXNS MY HIVE HAS DECIDED TO COOK. HE'S INVITING HIS MATESPRIT OVER SO I SHOULD PROBABLY NOT CALL HIM A GOOD LITTLE APPLE FOR COOKIUNG ME DINNER
UGHHHH IM SO HUNGRY. ANYONE WANNA TAKE ME OTU FOR FOOD? PLEASE? GHUHHH
THEY JUST TESTED MY DNA, IM 50% HYENA 49.9% TROLL AND 0.1% UNDEFINED
DID YOU KNOW T HAT HYEN4S 4RE THE =UCKING COOLEST TYPE O= LUSUS? YEVH THEY ARE. WHEN I HAD A LUSUS SHE WAS MY HYENAMOM, AND SHE WAS SO COOL I REMEMBER THE WAY SHE BROKE THE BONES OF BIGER LUSII TO GIVE ME THE MARROW
I NEED AN HUGE INDIGO BLOOD GIRL TO PUNCH ME HARD ENOUGH TO SHATTER MY SKULL IN TWO
WOULD A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME, TASTE SO DELICIOUS IN A SALAD?
I DONT THINK I'VE EVER MET A CERULEAN AS COOL AS ME. NOT EVEN MY BOSS, AND SHE LIKE PAYS ME
WAH WAH WAH THATS ALL IM FUCKIN HEARING GRUB'S GOOD I GOT A GUY WHO COOKS ME A MEAL A DAY, I CAN KICK PEEOPLE'S SHINS. NOW IF SOMOEONE OFFERED ME LIKE. TWO MEALS A DAY AND A CHANCE TO FEEL A TITTY ID SWITCH SIDES. BUT NO ONE HAS O==ERED YET #SUGGESTIVE
ALSO THEY ARAE PUTTING ME ON A LEASH SO I CANT DO ANYTHINGG ABOUT IT
YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY THEY LET A MUTANT SUCH AS MYSELF WORK AS THE HEAD OF MUTANT HUNTING ON THE FLEET WELL YOU SEE ITS BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING AACOOLEST AND YALL AIN'T
UGHH I WANNA BE IN A LOVE TRIANGLEU WHERE TWO BAD BITCHES ARE FIGHTING FO MY ATTENTION
MY WORKMATE HAS TO LIVE WITH ME CUZ I GOT NO HIVE, SO NOW HE COOKS FOR ME. I SHOULD GET HIM A MAID DRESS AND GET HIMT O CALL ME MA'AM OR SOMETHING
I ATE A BIRD TODAY.
YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL? I HAVE. LOL.
THE BEST PART ABOUT THIS CUSHY JOB WHERE I BREAKK PEOPLE'S KNEES IS I GET TO EATT A MEAL A DAY ISNT THAT =UCKING GRE4T??









